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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2012, 12:11:20 PM
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I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.
" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! ) Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you. When are you free for lunch ?"
noooo:
So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces noooo:
Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years redface:
I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability noooo:
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Bless! He prolly thought you would enjoy a stalker. ;)
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Mr Thread?
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lol:
Bless you deer ;)
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Mr Thread?
But this thread started in the gutter , it can only go up whistle:
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Bless! He prolly thought you would enjoy a stalker. ;)
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I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.
" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! ) Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you. When are you free for lunch ?"
noooo:
So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces noooo:
Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years redface:
I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability noooo:
Count yourself lucky.
All my contact with old flames is invitations to their funerals.
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I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.
" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! ) Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you. When are you free for lunch ?"
noooo:
So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces noooo:
Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years redface:
I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability noooo:
Count yourself lucky.
All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:
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I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.
" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! ) Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you. When are you free for lunch ?"
noooo:
So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces noooo:
Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years redface:
I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability noooo:
Count yourself lucky.
All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.
" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! ) Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you. When are you free for lunch ?"
noooo:
So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces noooo:
Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years redface:
I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability noooo:
Count yourself lucky.
All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:
rubschin: I'm sure that was intentional....... Made me larf anyway.
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Banghead
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So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces noooo:
If that is the case then I'm sure he would appreciate any help you can give him. There are any number of dating websites dealing with all tastes and it wouldn't be immoral to set up a couple of profiles with his number on would it? It would just be an unfortunate mistake because you haven't heard from him in so long that you use the 'wrong' sites.... eveilgrin:
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I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.
" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! ) Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you. When are you free for lunch ?"
noooo:
So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces noooo:
Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years redface:
I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability noooo:
Count yourself lucky.
All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:
Sorry but nobody I know gets buried these days, it's all cremations so I assumed that was what DS meant and that we were supposed to pick up on the joke.
P'raps I am too quick. redface:
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Oh don't get me wrong , there is no malice there. But don't expect me to fall for crap like I'm missing you noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Send me his number...we could have some fun with this ;-)
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You wicked, wicked man lol:
He was a black belt at something or the other ( not the Persil Annual washing championships) .....so you can just call him Dan :thumbsup:
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A black belt in Origami prolly...
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He folds as soon as he's threatened?
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He folds as soon as he's threatened?
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I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.
" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! ) Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you. When are you free for lunch ?"
noooo:
So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces noooo:
Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years redface:
I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability noooo:
Count yourself lucky.
All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:
Sorry but nobody I know gets buried these days, it's all cremations so I assumed that was what DS meant and that we were supposed to pick up on the joke.
P'raps I am too quick. redface:
A good dog is always on the ball. ;)
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Usually both in his case noooo:
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Send me his number...we could have some fun with this ;-)
Send me his number too then we could really mess with his mind. eveilgrin:
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If you really want to mess with his mind give Nick his number. Can you imagine the effect on an unprepared victim... eveilgrin:
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I have just had a text from my boss, you know the one that's having an affair with another married bloke at work ( yes it still continues on noooo: )
She came for the drink up last night but didn't stay long.
She was asking how long I stayed for and then said something about her blokey but in this text she says " Why can't I deal with men like you do !!! Could we talk at some point today ? I need one of your sanity sessions " happy001 happy001 happy001
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Predictive text... prolly meant sanitary ;)
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Predictive text... prolly meant sanitary ;)
lol: lol: lol:
"Deal with" rubschin: