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Title: Out of the blue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2012, 12:11:20 PM
I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.

" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! )  Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you.  When are you free for lunch ?"

 noooo:

So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces  noooo:

Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years  redface:

I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability  noooo:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2012, 12:13:04 PM
Bless! He prolly thought you would enjoy a stalker.  ;)
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 12:13:55 PM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2012, 12:15:16 PM
 lol:

Bless you deer  ;)
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2012, 12:15:44 PM
Mr Thread?

But this thread started in the gutter , it can only go up  whistle:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2012, 12:16:12 PM
Bless! He prolly thought you would enjoy a stalker.  ;)
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Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2012, 12:18:11 PM
I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.

" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! )  Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you.  When are you free for lunch ?"

 noooo:

So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces  noooo:

Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years  redface:

I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability  noooo:

Count yourself lucky.

All my contact with old flames is invitations to their funerals.
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 12:20:15 PM
I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.

" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! )  Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you.  When are you free for lunch ?"

 noooo:

So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces  noooo:

Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years  redface:

I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability  noooo:

Count yourself lucky.

All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2012, 12:21:30 PM
I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.

" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! )  Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you.  When are you free for lunch ?"

 noooo:

So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces  noooo:

Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years  redface:

I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability  noooo:

Count yourself lucky.

All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2012, 12:22:03 PM
I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.

" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! )  Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you.  When are you free for lunch ?"

 noooo:

So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces  noooo:

Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years  redface:

I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability  noooo:

Count yourself lucky.

All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:

 rubschin:  I'm sure that was intentional....... Made me larf anyway.
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 12:23:05 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2012, 12:30:31 PM
So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces  noooo:

If that is the case then I'm sure he would appreciate any help you can give him. There are any number of dating websites dealing with all tastes and it wouldn't be immoral to set up a couple of profiles with his number on would it? It would just be an unfortunate mistake because you haven't heard from him in so long that you use the 'wrong' sites....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2012, 12:33:09 PM
I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.

" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! )  Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you.  When are you free for lunch ?"

 noooo:

So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces  noooo:

Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years  redface:

I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability  noooo:

Count yourself lucky.

All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:


Sorry but nobody I know gets buried these days, it's all cremations so I assumed that was what DS meant and that we were supposed to pick up on the joke.

P'raps I am too quick.  redface:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2012, 12:33:33 PM
Oh don't get me wrong , there is no malice there. But don't expect me to fall for crap like I'm missing you  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 27, 2012, 12:36:44 PM
Send me his number...we could have some fun with this ;-)
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2012, 12:42:03 PM
You wicked, wicked man  lol:

He was a black belt at something or the other ( not the Persil Annual washing championships) .....so you can just call him Dan  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 27, 2012, 01:03:50 PM
A black belt in Origami prolly...
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 27, 2012, 01:05:07 PM
He folds as soon as he's threatened?
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 27, 2012, 02:36:18 PM
He folds as soon as he's threatened?

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Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2012, 03:30:56 PM
I received a message this morning from someone who I have not heard from in years and years and years.

" I saw a woman on the train this morning who sooooo reminded me of you that I almost got horny. (Almost, cos I am old now lol ! )  Missing you !. Just cos we havent't spoken in far too long doesn't mean I don't think about you.  When are you free for lunch ?"

 noooo:

So my first impression is that this person has recently become single again and is revisiting all past acquaintainces  noooo:

Not one mention of " how are you " or " what is your situation" just presumptions or checking that my mobile number is the same . Haven't changed this number in nearly 20 years  redface:

I responded and said I don't really do the ghosts of Christmas past but it's good that he still has his memory capability  noooo:

Count yourself lucky.

All my contact with old flames is invitations to their cremations.
whistle:


Sorry but nobody I know gets buried these days, it's all cremations so I assumed that was what DS meant and that we were supposed to pick up on the joke.

P'raps I am too quick.  redface:
A good dog is always on the ball.  ;)
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2012, 03:32:15 PM
Usually both in his case  noooo:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 31, 2012, 05:26:33 AM
Send me his number...we could have some fun with this ;-)

Send me his number too then we could really mess with his mind. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2012, 11:53:08 AM
If you really want to mess with his mind give Nick his number. Can you imagine the effect on an unprepared victim...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2012, 11:56:44 AM
I have just had a text from my boss, you know the one that's having an affair with another married bloke at work ( yes it still continues on  noooo: )

She came for the drink up last night but didn't stay long.

She was asking how long I stayed for  and then said something about her blokey   but in this text she says " Why can't I deal with men like you do !!! Could we talk at some point today ? I need one of your sanity sessions "   happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2012, 12:09:17 PM
Predictive text... prolly meant sanitary  ;)
Title: Re: Out of the blue
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2012, 03:10:50 PM
Predictive text... prolly meant sanitary  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

"Deal with"  rubschin: