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Title: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 01:38:17 PM
I feel as though I have lost a friend.
Mrs Nick let him out of the cellar

Delete as applicable. I just want to be first if the unthinkable happens.  eeek:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:40:04 PM
How did she find out that he?d ordered that catalogue that?s what I want to know!  scared2:

She must be listening in on here that?s how!  point:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 01:42:20 PM
How did she find out that he?d ordered that catalogue that?s what I want to know!  scared2:

She must be listening in on here that?s how!  point:

Someone might have told her.  whistle:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:44:15 PM
How did she find out that he?d ordered that catalogue that?s what I want to know!  scared2:

She must be listening in on here that?s how!  point:

Someone might have told her.  whistle:
Wenchy!!!!!!??????  shocked003
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 01:46:15 PM
Hang on, what new catalogue?

Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 01:49:07 PM
Hang on, what new catalogue?



Anne Summers. I'll go and find the thread for you.


 whistle:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 01:50:38 PM
I can?t find the thread?

But Nick ordered Mrs. Nick an Anne Summers catalogue ?as a surprise? but Wenchy called Mrs. Nick and grassed him up ? now Nick is under the grass? prolly.  scared2:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 01:52:40 PM
Wenchy did nick really order it or was it actually a wenchy sized Nick impersonator.......?
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: tel on August 08, 2007, 02:03:59 PM
Didn't Mrs Nick going bonking?
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 02:07:07 PM
Didn't Mrs Nick going bonking?

Words in there you are missing I think youngling
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 02:09:06 PM
Didn't Mrs Nick going bonking?

Words in there you are missing I think youngling

Letters even?

Nick said he had ordered the catalogue. I didn't have anything to do with it.

 whistle:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 02:10:33 PM
Wenchy I hate to tell you this but whenever you try and look THAT innocent it has the opposite effect on everyone  point:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 02:12:10 PM
Didn't Mrs Nick going bonking?

Words in there you are missing I think youngling

Letters even?

Nick said he had ordered the catalogue. I didn't have anything to do with it.

 whistle:
You would say that wouldn't you? Tut, tut, tut young Wenchy...  noooo:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 02:12:32 PM
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=990.75

It's all in here.
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Berek on August 08, 2007, 02:16:38 PM
maybe Nick was bitten by a spider and is in the bathroom squeezing it out.. so to speak.. whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 02:17:48 PM
maybe Nick was bitten by a spider and is in the bathroom squeezing it out.. so to speak.. whistle: whistle:

 sick2:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: tel on August 08, 2007, 02:27:25 PM
Didn't Mrs Nick going bonking?

Words in there you are missing I think youngling

Letters even?

 whistle:

Nick said he had ordered the catalogue. I didn't have anything to do with it.

I think the mentioning of the eggs and then Nick being told that he was less than worldly-wide had its effect.

Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2007, 03:46:53 PM
I am listening you know evil:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 03:47:21 PM
I am listening you know evil:

Where you been? I have to leave soon!
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 03:47:29 PM
I am listening you know evil:
But is Mrs. Nick?  scared2:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2007, 03:48:18 PM
She is currently out (with the Boy)
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2007, 03:52:39 PM
I am listening you know evil:

Where you been? I have to leave soon!

Madchester

OK?
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 03:54:09 PM
I am listening you know evil:

Where you been? I have to leave soon!

Madchester

OK?

No, you didn't let us know! We thought you were dead. See the thread.
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 03:55:47 PM
Wenchy, Nick is the real life equivalent of the cheerleader in Heroes, it doesnt matter how cataclysnick an event happens he always seems to survive.
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2007, 03:56:31 PM
I am listening you know evil:

Where you been? I have to leave soon!

Madchester

OK?
Mrs. Nick was sooo keen you went to pick up the catalogue in person eh?  eyes:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Bar Wench on August 08, 2007, 03:56:47 PM
Wenchy, Nick is the real life equivalent of the cheerleader in Heroes, it doesnt matter how cataclysnick an event happens he always seems to survive.

But one day he might not. What if Mrs Nick is his kryptonite?  eeek:
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 04:09:18 PM
You mean Nicktonite?Surely for that to be the case she would have to be the exact opposite of Nick and therefore perfectly safe to be around as nothing bad would happen anywhere near her.
Title: Re: The passing of Nick/The returning of Nick
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2007, 04:50:04 PM
 evil: