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Title: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2012, 06:04:31 PM
Why do they have that knack? You can clean and clean and clean and check and check and check and the second they walk in they unfailingly find all those stains you missed and stuff you forgot about. And then you are in the shit  whistle:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2012, 06:20:04 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2012, 06:23:48 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2012, 06:36:45 PM
Why do they have that knack? You can clean and clean and clean and check and check and check and the second they walk in they unfailingly find all those stains you missed and stuff you forgot about. And then you are in the shit  whistle:

Best you just sweep them off their feet then  whistle:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2012, 06:38:18 PM
Chase Tipsy with her own broomstick, you say rubschin:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2012, 06:41:10 PM
You catch up with her like  happy001
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 01, 2012, 06:58:47 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2012, 08:13:54 PM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Pirate on April 01, 2012, 08:39:06 PM
Chase Tipsy with her own broomstick, you say rubschin:

Good grief...
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2012, 05:26:42 AM
Anyhooo.....

She walked in and said "there is a funny smell in the kitchen"

Well, yes, that would be petrol....  ::)
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Just One More on April 02, 2012, 05:30:19 AM
Anyhooo.....

She walked in and said "there is a funny small in the kitchen"

Well, yes, that would be petrol....  ::)

A funny small what  point:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2012, 05:31:49 AM
Anyhooo.....

She walked in and said "there is a funny small in the kitchen"

Well, yes, that would be petrol....  ::)

A funny small what  point:

doh:  redface:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2012, 11:26:04 AM
Bet she has found loads of stuff today  noooo:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2012, 11:52:01 AM
Bet she has found loads of stuff today  noooo:

Oh noes...  angel1
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2012, 11:55:57 AM
 Liar:
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2012, 12:09:55 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2012, 11:07:52 PM
We are staying in the apartment of Mr C's son.  She is currently traveling for the Easter break as too is a teacher.  The apartment is lovely and is free other than a contribution to utility bills.  Mr C has connected the apartment directly to the outside electricity cable. whistle:

All of this is much appreciated.  The lady in question is in her late thirties.  It would seem that she has only one duvet cover, one sheet and three pillow cases.  The place is filthy and I mean filthy.

I have purchased a double duvet set and some bleach as a thank you pressie. angel1  I have also purchased Marigolds or at least the Mexican equivalent and will clean a little before we leave. angel1
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2012, 11:22:12 PM
We are staying in the apartment of Mr C's son.  She is currently traveling for the Easter break as too is a teacher.  The apartment is lovely and is free other than a contribution to utility bills.  Mr C has connected the apartment directly to the outside electricity cable. whistle:

All of this is much appreciated.  The lady in question is in her late thirties.  It would seem that she has only one duvet cover, one sheet and three pillow cases.  The place is filthy and I mean filthy.
   I have purchased a double duvet set and some bleach as a thank you pressie. angel1  I have also purchased Marigolds or at least the Mexican equivalent and will clean a little before we leave. angel1

Fat fingers or is this a more complicated story?
Title: Re: Wimmin as dirt detectors
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2012, 11:45:05 PM
We are staying in the apartment of Mr C's son.  She is currently traveling for the Easter break as too is a teacher.  The apartment is lovely and is free other than a contribution to utility bills.  Mr C has connected the apartment directly to the outside electricity cable. whistle:

All of this is much appreciated.  The lady in question is in her late thirties.  It would seem that she has only one duvet cover, one sheet and three pillow cases.  The place is filthy and I mean filthy.
   I have purchased a double duvet set and some bleach as a thank you pressie. angel1  I have also purchased Marigolds or at least the Mexican equivalent and will clean a little before we leave. angel1

Fat fingers or is this a more complicated story?

I did wonder........... rubschin: