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Title: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2012, 06:55:15 PM
I think mine is fooked. ANd yours?
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2012, 07:01:02 PM
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/9625086.City_faces____explosion____in_cases_of_liver_disease/ (http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/9625086.City_faces____explosion____in_cases_of_liver_disease/)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 03, 2012, 07:07:16 PM
Knackered  noooo:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2012, 07:22:03 PM
Pink and healthy. Last time I got pissed was 03.03.89 at me Uncle's pub in Devizes, it took me over one week to get rid of the hangover. I said, "never, ever again", to date I have kept to it. I do do alcohol, but in moderation  angel1
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2012, 07:23:36 PM
Pink and healthy. Last time I got pissed was 03.03.89 at me Uncle's pub in Devizes, it took me over one week to get rid of the hangover. I said, "never, ever again", to date I have kept to it. I do do alcohol, but in moderation  angel1

Gayer:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2012, 07:24:13 PM
Pink and healthy. Last time I got pissed was 03.03.89 at me Uncle's pub in Devizes, it took me over one week to get rid of the hangover. I said, "never, ever again", to date I have kept to it. I do do alcohol, but in moderation  angel1

Me too.............
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2012, 07:25:15 PM
 :thumbsup:  Two peas in a pod me and thee  ;)
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 03, 2012, 07:30:53 PM
I do very little in moderation.   noooo:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2012, 07:31:29 PM
I do very little in moderation.   noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 03, 2012, 07:33:31 PM
 lol:  Ow  our eds.... ow our livers.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2012, 07:33:43 PM
I do very little in moderation.   noooo:

There is a BM / Snoopy joke there some where ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2012, 07:34:58 PM
Something needs to make me feel good  redface:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 03, 2012, 07:35:12 PM
Moderators moderating on moderation.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2012, 07:36:19 PM
Something needs to make me feel good  redface:


 eyes:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 03, 2012, 07:38:23 PM
Someone's mucking about with the poll.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2012, 07:39:37 PM
Someone's mucking about with the poll.  rubschin:

yes!  evil:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
Someone's mucking about with the poll.  rubschin:

It might be Miss D..... oh, poll  redface:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2012, 09:58:51 PM
Mine will be well preserved years after I am gone. 8)
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 07:50:45 AM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2012, 08:42:18 AM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:

I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.  noooo:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 08:45:14 AM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:

I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.  noooo:


Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness"  scared2:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2012, 09:02:29 AM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:

I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.  noooo:


Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness"  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 09:07:58 AM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:

I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.  noooo:


Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness"  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough  noooo:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2012, 09:16:43 AM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:

I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.  noooo:


Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness"  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough  noooo:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wot I think he said.

I notice there was no mention of Loose Livers to cover the likes of APC, Miss T, Baldy and BDick.   rubschin:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2012, 12:38:32 PM
Depending on what Caffiene can do to it mine should still be pink and healthy. Spending enough time working behind the bar in a dodgy nightclub kinda takes the appeal of getting totally rat arsed as you realise just how much of a pillock you can end up being.  angel1
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2012, 04:10:41 PM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:

I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.  noooo:


Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness"  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough  noooo:

 sad32:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2012, 05:38:20 PM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:

I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.  noooo:

A belated  drumroll: Darwin
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2012, 05:40:12 PM
I missed that redface:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2012, 05:41:51 PM
I missed that redface:

 point:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2012, 06:52:14 PM
I am re-building my liver with my excellent home brew!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 04, 2012, 07:54:41 PM
I have a VAT, its taxing but someone has to do it.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
I have a VAT, its taxing but someone has to do it.  cloud9:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Misty on April 05, 2012, 12:33:53 PM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:

I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.  noooo:


Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness"  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough  noooo:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wot I think he said.

I notice there was no mention of Loose Livers to cover the likes of APC, Miss T, Baldy and BDick.   rubschin:


 redface: redface: noooo:


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Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 08, 2012, 02:11:28 PM
Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered   noooo:

I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be.  noooo:

^^^Wot he said^^^ noooo: sad24:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Misty on April 21, 2012, 04:24:35 PM
liver - done.  noooo:
Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. noooo: I may die.  sick2:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2012, 04:26:06 PM
liver - done.  noooo:
Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. noooo: I may die.  sick2:

Hair of the dog required!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2012, 04:27:07 PM
liver - done.  noooo:
Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. noooo: I may die.  sick2:

Hair of the dog required!  Thumbs:

She has done that ............ noooo:          two breezers and a beer.........
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2012, 04:27:32 PM
She will never drink again noooo:
























































 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Misty on April 21, 2012, 04:29:39 PM
still in bed.


got a glass of vino tho.  redface:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2012, 04:29:56 PM
liver - done.  noooo:
Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. noooo: I may die.  sick2:

Hair of the dog required!  Thumbs:

She has done that ............ noooo:          two breezers and a beer.........

She needs some of my home brew like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2012, 04:30:33 PM
To finish her off?
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2012, 04:32:05 PM
To finish her off?

Cure-all....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2012, 04:40:39 PM
To finish her off?

Cure-all....  cloud9:

Delivery like............ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Our livers (poll)
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2012, 04:44:55 PM
To finish her off?

Cure-all....  cloud9:

Delivery like............ :thumbsup:

 rubschin: