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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on April 03, 2012, 06:55:15 PM
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I think mine is fooked. ANd yours?
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http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/9625086.City_faces____explosion____in_cases_of_liver_disease/ (http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/9625086.City_faces____explosion____in_cases_of_liver_disease/)
whistle:
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Knackered noooo:
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Pink and healthy. Last time I got pissed was 03.03.89 at me Uncle's pub in Devizes, it took me over one week to get rid of the hangover. I said, "never, ever again", to date I have kept to it. I do do alcohol, but in moderation angel1
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Pink and healthy. Last time I got pissed was 03.03.89 at me Uncle's pub in Devizes, it took me over one week to get rid of the hangover. I said, "never, ever again", to date I have kept to it. I do do alcohol, but in moderation angel1
Gayer:
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Pink and healthy. Last time I got pissed was 03.03.89 at me Uncle's pub in Devizes, it took me over one week to get rid of the hangover. I said, "never, ever again", to date I have kept to it. I do do alcohol, but in moderation angel1
Me too.............
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:thumbsup: Two peas in a pod me and thee ;)
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I do very little in moderation. noooo:
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I do very little in moderation. noooo:
Thumbs:
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lol: Ow our eds.... ow our livers. :thumbsup:
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I do very little in moderation. noooo:
There is a BM / Snoopy joke there some where ......... rubschin:
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Something needs to make me feel good redface:
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Moderators moderating on moderation. rubschin:
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Something needs to make me feel good redface:
eyes:
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Someone's mucking about with the poll. rubschin:
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Someone's mucking about with the poll. rubschin:
yes! evil:
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Someone's mucking about with the poll. rubschin:
It might be Miss D..... oh, poll redface:
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Mine will be well preserved years after I am gone. 8)
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness" scared2:
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness" scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness" scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough noooo:
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness" scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough noooo:
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Wot I think he said.
I notice there was no mention of Loose Livers to cover the likes of APC, Miss T, Baldy and BDick. rubschin:
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Depending on what Caffiene can do to it mine should still be pink and healthy. Spending enough time working behind the bar in a dodgy nightclub kinda takes the appeal of getting totally rat arsed as you realise just how much of a pillock you can end up being. angel1
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness" scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough noooo:
sad32:
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
A belated drumroll: Darwin
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I missed that redface:
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I missed that redface:
point:
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I am re-building my liver with my excellent home brew! Thumbs:
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I have a VAT, its taxing but someone has to do it. cloud9:
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I have a VAT, its taxing but someone has to do it. cloud9:
drumroll:
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
Dunno 'bout you but I am keeping my good ear cocked for any whispering that includes the words "Vet" or "It would be a kindness" scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
You can larf but age will catch up with you soon enough noooo:
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Wot I think he said.
I notice there was no mention of Loose Livers to cover the likes of APC, Miss T, Baldy and BDick. rubschin:
redface: redface: noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2F4me9hmwfv%2Fliver.jpg&hash=cff08212bc98bd04e7c1f6809d1f9b8bbc11218d) (http://postimage.org/image/4me9hmwfv/)
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Thus far my liver is about the only bit that werks like. At least according to the 6 monthly check that the hosp does on it.
Heart is knackered, left kidney is damaged, arteries are all fvcked, eyes need help from specs, memory's shot to pieces, tinitus in right ear, spine's buggered noooo:
I also suffer from bad memory, and my knees, neck and hips are dodgy, my eyes need progressively thicker glasses, and my memory isn't what it used to be. noooo:
^^^Wot he said^^^ noooo: sad24:
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liver - done. noooo:
Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. noooo: I may die. sick2:
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liver - done. noooo:
Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. noooo: I may die. sick2:
Hair of the dog required! Thumbs:
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liver - done. noooo:
Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. noooo: I may die. sick2:
Hair of the dog required! Thumbs:
She has done that ............ noooo: two breezers and a beer.........
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She will never drink again noooo:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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still in bed.
got a glass of vino tho. redface:
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liver - done. noooo:
Hangover of mahoosive nastiness. hurts to talk. noooo: I may die. sick2:
Hair of the dog required! Thumbs:
She has done that ............ noooo: two breezers and a beer.........
She needs some of my home brew like! Thumbs:
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To finish her off?
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To finish her off?
Cure-all.... cloud9:
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To finish her off?
Cure-all.... cloud9:
Delivery like............ :thumbsup:
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To finish her off?
Cure-all.... cloud9:
Delivery like............ :thumbsup:
rubschin: