The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on April 09, 2012, 11:46:18 AM
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One incident 3 different interpretations rubschin:
I have been to the sweat palace , worked very hard, showered washed hair , and stuff and then walked home in the pouring rain.
Before going home decided to go to supermarket ( check for half price Easter Eggs redface: ) and get some more veg stuff for dinner today.
Wondering round there with basket ( no wheels whistle: ) and blokey working there near entrance says hello as I come in. Hiya I reply never having seen him before in my life.
Get some bits then remember need some more Pepsi Max - pick up a packet of 8. "Would you like me to carry it " suddenly from over my shoulder as he appears again eeek:
So either
- I look like I am about to collapse
- he thinks I'm a shoplifter
- or he was being chivalrous
Option 3 is out - this is Sarf London dontcha know noooo:
So 1 or 2 then evil:
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Option D: you're being stalked with nefarious motives!
Be afraid - be very afraid!
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:thumbsup:
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So . . . you're the stalker then Nick? eyes:
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No, he would have dropped them for sure noooo:
He knows his limitations whistle:
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sad32:
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No, he would have dropped them for sure noooo:
He knows his limitations whistle:
What! In the middle of the supermarket! I said there were nefarious motives!
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One incident 3 different interpretations rubschin:
I have been to the sweat palace , worked very hard, showered washed hair , and stuff and then walked home in the pouring rain.
Before going home decided to go to supermarket ( check for half price Easter Eggs redface: ) and get some more veg stuff for dinner today.
Wondering round there with basket ( no wheels whistle: ) and blokey working there near entrance says hello as I come in. Hiya I reply never having seen him before in my life.
Get some bits then remember need some more Pepsi Max - pick up a packet of 8. "Would you like me to carry it " suddenly from over my shoulder as he appears again eeek:
So either
- I look like I am about to collapse
- he thinks I'm a shoplifter
- or he was being chivalrous
Option 3 is out - this is Sarf London dontcha know noooo:
So 1 or 2 then evil:
No wheels............... cloud9:
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If No. 3 is the same as wanting to get into yer knickers, it'll be that one
Me, I'm always chivalrous, never an ulterior motive in mind angel1
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If No. 3 is the same as wanting to get into yer knickers, it'll be that one
Me, I'm always chivalrous, never an unterior motive in mind angel1
Wot he said........^^^
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Not a chance noooo:
Waynetta Slob would have looked better than me on this occasion.
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What was his guide dog called?
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Option 4: He's a Somalian illegal and reckons you could help him get the appropriate paperwork razz:
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Option 4: He's a Somalian illegal and reckons you could help him get the appropriate paperwork razz:
;D ;D ;D