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Title: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Berek on August 08, 2007, 06:23:35 PM
 Banghead Angry9: Banghead Angry9: Banghead

I know one was Marley, but who else smote me ?? censored:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2007, 06:27:36 PM
Banghead Angry9: Banghead Angry9: Banghead

I know one was Marley, but who else smote me ?? censored:

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Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Berek on August 08, 2007, 06:28:15 PM
get features.. censored:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 08, 2007, 06:56:32 PM
Banghead Angry9: Banghead Angry9: Banghead

I know one was Marley, but who else smote me ?? censored:

I told you there was a lot of it about. evil:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2007, 08:08:17 PM
I have joined in now! drumroll:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Mr Happy on August 08, 2007, 10:24:43 PM
Applause, I'm against smiting.

Hang on, how do you know what score you were at yesterday you sad tw@t?
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 07:46:14 AM
One may have been me.  redface: I get smite happy when I've been drinking.  redface:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2007, 07:51:39 AM
Welcome to my world...  sad24:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 09:42:55 AM
One may have been me.  redface: I get smite happy when I've been drinking.  redface:

eating, breathing, typing, thinking......



Wenchy is weapon of mass smitage  scared:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 09:47:47 AM
One may have been me.  redface: I get smite happy when I've been drinking.  redface:

eating, breathing, typing, thinking......



Wenchy is weapon of mass smitage  scared:

Smote. Which I suppose sort of proves your point.  whistle:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 09:48:27 AM
Smite back at you oh wascaly wench  point:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 09, 2007, 10:11:50 AM
I see I have lost another point without explanation. (Wench is prime suspect)

How is a chap to know if his irritants are hitting the spot if he isn't told which ones earn a slap?
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 10:16:43 AM
I see I have lost another point without explanation. (Wench is prime suspect)

How is a chap to know if his irritants are hitting the spot if he isn't told which ones earn a slap?

I don't think I've smote you in the last 24 hrs.  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 10:18:04 AM
I'll give you a hand too
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Misunderstood on August 09, 2007, 10:19:51 AM
I tend to run through the board smiting or applauding randomly depending on the mood at the time...   redface:

(I'm in applaud mood today)  ;D
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 09, 2007, 10:27:47 AM
I'll give you a hand too
Banghead
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2007, 10:29:41 AM
I see I have lost another point without explanation. (Wench is prime suspect)

How is a chap to know if his irritants are hitting the spot if he isn't told which ones earn a slap?
Oh, I think it is safe to assume you are irritating? the karma is just random after all. Look at mine for instance, I know everybody loves and admires me yet it is down in the gutter?  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 10:41:05 AM
I see I have lost another point without explanation. (Wench is prime suspect)

How is a chap to know if his irritants are hitting the spot if he isn't told which ones earn a slap?

I don't think I've smote you in the last 24 hrs.  eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: IMPOSTER!!!!!! You aren't Wenchy, who are you and what have you done with the real Wench?  point:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 12:06:47 PM
I see I have lost another point without explanation. (Wench is prime suspect)

How is a chap to know if his irritants are hitting the spot if he isn't told which ones earn a slap?
Oh, I think it is safe to assume you are irritating? the karma is just random after all. Look at mine for instance, I know everybody loves and admires me yet it is down in the gutter?  noooo:

'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
 I was carting home a load with manly pride,
 When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
 And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
 Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
 Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
 "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
 Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 09, 2007, 04:16:35 PM
Not being able the use the smite command from the BlackBerry, can I appoint a "Power of Smiteability" to someone?
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 04:21:43 PM
Not being able the use the smite command from the BlackBerry, can I appoint a "Power of Smiteability" to someone?


Sorry but self flagellation is not permitted. You'll have to hold the urge until you are within range of a PC. whistle:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 09, 2007, 05:58:59 PM
Damn you, droopy-earred hound. Have another Silk-Cut...
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 06:06:28 PM
Damn you, droopy-earred hound. Have another Silk-Cut...

 evil: Not allowed ciggie ~ stopped smoking 10 years ago  evil:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2007, 06:33:35 PM
So this Smiting / Karma system thingymyjigamy....is this like my nectar card?

How many points to I have to earn for a Kuddly Karma or a Smite Sticker?
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 06:53:38 PM
So this Smiting / Karma system thingymyjigamy....is this like my nectar card?

How many points to I have to earn for a Kuddly Karma or a Smite Sticker?

The theory is that if you like a post, think the poster has made a good, telling or amusing comment/point/argument you can "Applaud" them. We tend to call that giving someone the clap!
Conversely if a post upsets you or you find it annoying/untrue/unreasonable/boring etc you can smite the poster.
You can only smite or applaud the same poster once in an hour ~ an error message will explain this if you try to do it too often.
Smite = minus 1 Applaud = plus 1 Thus your Karma is a measure of how your fellow posters think you are doing.
That is, as I said, the theory. In practice we seem to smite and applaud at will (Poor Old Will) and there is often nothing more than a whim behind it.
There ~ I've given you the clap for asking.
There are no prizes that Barman has yet provided.
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 06:54:31 PM
There is a rumour that if our Karma drops low enough you become Nick's sidekick when he is in Captain Calamity mode Miss D.  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 06:55:30 PM
There is a rumour that if our Karma drops low enough you become Nick's sidekick when he is in Captain Calamity mode Miss D.  eeek:

Thought I'd smite you to see if that's true.  point:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 06:57:39 PM
Have a smite yourself Muttley  point:

I think the only person at risk here is the barman. If you want to test the rumour I suggest mass smitage of his person.  eyes:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2007, 07:04:25 PM
Will his bodywork be able to hold up under that much pressure rubschin:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2007, 07:09:12 PM
I just smote everyone on this thread, just because I could evil:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 07:12:02 PM
Miss D ~ I assume you now see what I meant by "a whim"  ::)
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2007, 07:25:31 PM

Snoops - I see exactly what you mean. 

Some people just like to be darn right provocative  boxing
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 09, 2007, 07:30:11 PM
In a dream, a long time ago, I had a vision of Miss D and a chappie called TDA. Was the Young's particularly influential at that time?
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 07:35:42 PM
In a dream, a long time ago, I had a vision of Miss D and a chappie called TDA. Was the Young's particularly influential at that time?

The answers you seek lie in the future, not in the past. Learn to look to the future Young's Skywalker
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 09, 2007, 07:40:23 PM
Yoda is Tel. Presumably you are chew - or preferably smoke - bacca. Didn't realise they fed ya mad Winalot too!
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2007, 07:40:49 PM
In a dream, a long time ago, I had a vision of Miss D and a chappie called TDA. Was the Young's particularly influential at that time?

Yep - that about sums it up  lol:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 07:52:00 PM
Yoda is Tel. Presumably you are chew - or preferably smoke - bacca. Didn't realise they fed ya mad Winalot too!


Sorry had to do something else and got distracted. I have edited the post so that the reference to Young's Skywalker now makes more sense(?)

I do realise that Tel Yoda is.
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Berek on August 09, 2007, 07:52:21 PM
I think it was Miss D who was taken in by the Onion...if you know what I mean  whistle:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2007, 07:57:22 PM
I think it was Miss D who was taken in by the Onion...if you know what I mean  whistle:

I wouldn't say I was taken in by the onion Berek - just that people's tastes change over time  confused2:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 08:00:50 PM
So we move onward ........ Have a smite for resurrecting the past. whistle:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2007, 08:03:48 PM

Agreed Snoops   happ096

So Is there any way of telling who has smited you (if they don't blatantly own up ) so that you can plot your revenge in numerous ways  8)
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 08:05:43 PM
None at all ~ unless they tell you. It's a bit like being a Mason. shrugs:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 09, 2007, 09:34:47 PM
None at all ~ unless they tell you. It's a bit like being a Mason. shrugs:
Or Ironside?
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2007, 08:44:39 AM
I think it was Miss D who was taken in by the Onion...if you know what I mean  whistle:

I wouldn't say I was taken in by the onion Berek - just that people's tastes change over time  confused2:

Or lose them entirely along with their marbles Miss D  happy100
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: tel on August 10, 2007, 09:11:51 AM
Yoda is Tel. Presumably you are chew - or preferably smoke - bacca. Didn't realise they fed ya mad Winalot too!


Sorry had to do something else and got distracted. I have edited the post so that the reference to Young's Skywalker now makes more sense(?)

I do realise that Tel Yoda is.
Tel Yoda, pint of Youngs is looking forward to later.
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2007, 09:37:44 AM
Yoda is Tel. Presumably you are chew - or preferably smoke - bacca. Didn't realise they fed ya mad Winalot too!


Sorry had to do something else and got distracted. I have edited the post so that the reference to Young's Skywalker now makes more sense(?)

I do realise that Tel Yoda is.
Tel Yoda, pint of Youngs is looking forward to later.

As makes sense when pissed Yoda does, the rest of us looking forward to as well  whistle:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 10, 2007, 11:35:01 AM
I wish to apologise to all for the Raki induced gibberish is wrote yesterday.

Said apology it total and without reservation and I'd like to thank Mrs TMR for standing by me at this difficult time.

(Even though it was her who got me on the damned stuff)
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2007, 11:37:39 AM
I wish to apologise to all for the Raki induced gibberish is wrote yesterday.

Said apology it total and without reservation and I'd like to thank Mrs TMR for standing by me at this difficult time.

(Even though it was her who got me on the damned stuff)
Was there something different about your postings yesterday?

They made the usual amount of sense to me.
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: tel on August 10, 2007, 11:39:25 AM
I wish to apologise to all for the Raki induced gibberish is wrote yesterday.

Said apology it total and without reservation and I'd like to thank Mrs TMR for standing by me at this difficult time.

(Even though it was her who got me on the damned stuff)
Was there something different about your postings yesterday?

They made the usual amount of sense to me.

drumroll:
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2007, 03:19:04 PM
None at all ~ unless they tell you. It's a bit like being a Mason. shrugs:
Actually it is possible to see who smited who... there is an add-on mod to the board...  whistle:

http://custom.simplemachines.org/mods/index.php?mod=192
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2007, 03:24:07 PM
But that surely spoils the whole point of having it? You just end up with a tit for tat (if Wenchy will forgive the expression) situation.
No! Barman No!
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2007, 03:25:13 PM
But that surely spoils the whole point of having it? You just end up with a tit for tat (if Wenchy will forgive the expression) situation.
No! Barman No!
Agreed...
Title: Re: 3 smites today, you pack of bastards
Post by: Misunderstood on August 10, 2007, 03:33:16 PM
But that surely spoils the whole point of having it? You just end up with a tit for tat (if Wenchy will forgive the expression) situation.
No! Barman No!
Agreed...

It has to be slightly worse than knowing your own deathday.