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Title: Treasury gets on top of the banking crisis
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2012, 01:09:42 PM
Training Services
Type of document: Contract Notice
Country: United Kingdom

1. Title: TRAINING SERVICES
2. Awarding Authority: HM Treasury, SW1A 2HQ. Email:GroupCommercial@hm-treasury.gsi.gov.uk (Group Commercial) .
3. Contract type: Service contract
4. Description: The awarding authority is looking to appoint a supplier for the provision of training to staff on interpreting the balance sheets and financial statements of banking institutions (retail banks, universal banks, investment firms and building societies.)
5. CPV Code(s): 80000000
6. NUTS code(s): UKI UKI1 UKI11,
7. Main site or location of works, main place of delivery or main place of performance: London
8. Reference attributed by awarding authority: Reference number: HMT1019
9. Estimated value of requirement: Not provided.
10. Deadline date: 26.4.2012.
11. Address to which they must be sent: For further information and documentation please visit Web:http://www.contractsfinder.businesslink.gov.uk:80/Common/View%20Notice.aspx?site=1000&lang=en¬iceid=487998&fs=true
12. Other information: Is this suitable for smaller suppliers? Yes
Is this contract suitable for a voluntary, community and social enterprise organisations? No
Additional information
Contract type: Services - Unspecified
Is it a framework agreement? No
Is this contract related to a programme of funding? No
Contract will be awarded based on: Most economically advantageous tender in terms of: The criteria stated in the contract documents
Estimated length of contract: 24 Months
How to apply
Please download and review the ITT documentation including the supplier response template. All deadlines and instructions can be found in the body of the ITT document.
TKR-2012413-CB-764073
13. Submitted date: 13.4.2012.
Title: Re: Treasury gets on top of the banking crisis
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2012, 02:02:10 PM
So they need help in interpreting the stuff they're supposed to know all about ... that figures  ::)

Not much more to be said really, not much more until today when I received a letter from a related department, the DWP. They want to know some information about payments to someone I employed. Really? Who would that be then? Oh, it's me!  eeek:
What is it exactly they don't understand about the term self employed?  ::)

A subsequent sentence reassures me that according to, err, me, they have my permission to ask me about myself   whacky115

 Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Treasury gets on top of the banking crisis
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2012, 04:22:08 PM
So they need help in interpreting the stuff they're supposed to know all about ... that figures  ::)

Not much more to be said really, not much more until today when I received a letter from a related department, the DWP. They want to know some information about payments to someone I employed. Really? Who would that be then? Oh, it's me!  eeek:
What is it exactly they don't understand about the term self employed?  ::)

A subsequent sentence reassures me that according to, err, me, they have my permission to ask me about myself   whacky115

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Tell them you are unable to speak to the employee involved as you are pursuing a claim for constructive dismissal against yourself.
Title: Re: Treasury gets on top of the banking crisis
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2012, 05:07:44 PM
 ;D ;D

This could become complex; if I continue to have these dialogues with myself I could be sectioned ... Do I need to find 1 doctor or 2?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Treasury gets on top of the banking crisis
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2012, 08:40:30 PM
physician heal thyself  whistle:
Title: Re: Treasury gets on top of the banking crisis
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 19, 2012, 07:54:02 AM
;D ;D

This could become complex; if I continue to have these dialogues with myself I could be sectioned ... Do I need to find 1 doctor or 2?   rubschin:

May I respectfully refer you to your own signature line?