The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 20, 2012, 05:28:42 PM
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I first invited Mrs Nick out with the words "You seem like a cultured sort of gerl." redface:
The marriage proposal occurred during an argument noooo:
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I first invited Mrs Nick out with the words "You seem like a cultured sort of gerl." redface:
"You are a real dish, a Petri dish"
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I took her to the ballet evil:
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I assume BM used Rohypnol and a blindfold noooo:
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"Your ears are like petals ...
bicycle pedals... "
Never used the line, but thought it on occasion razz:
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Big ears run in our family evil: I have cousin who is known as wingnuts evil:
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Big ears run in our family evil: I have cousin who is known as wingnuts evil:
That gives me an idea for a new kids cartoon series: The Adventures of Wingnut and Gingernut rubschin:
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Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night....
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Lie down...I think I love you...
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You look like my third wife...
Your third wife...how many times have you been married then?
Only twice...
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I assume BM used Rohypnol and a blindfold noooo:
What on earth was BM doing with Mrs Nick. eeek:
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"Your eyes are like spanners... every time you look at me my nuts tighten!
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"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
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That's not a ladder in your stockings love...Its a stairway to heaven... eyes:
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Try that on Miss D
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noooo:
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sad32:
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Shrugs: