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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
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Following a very messy and painful collision between my thigh and a Stanley Knife I have a gaping hole on my leg which now appears to be going mouldy. sad24:
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Normally I would offer to kiss it better, but...just how mouldy is it?
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Suppurating just about covers it, which is more than can be said for the plaster. It's a nice offer but I wouldn't go near it with a barge pole if I were you. razz:
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Buy maggots :thumbsup:
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sick2:
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Suppurating just about covers it, which is more than can be said for the plaster. It's a nice offer but I wouldn't go near it with a barge pole if I were you. razz:
Well...I could by-pass it like...on my way up... eyes:
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Buy maggots :thumbsup:
Are they better value than bacon backs at the moment.
Pirate my dear chap thank you for your kind offer may I first inspect your barge pole?
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lol:
No more stabbing yourself though Miss C ;)
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The sad thing is Miss D, I have a scar on my other thigh in much the same place from an accident with a Stanley knife about 15 years ago. Give it a few months I will have a matching pair, providing the most recent one does not cause my leg to drop off.
Pirate seems to have gone strangely quiet. noooo:
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You could post pictures so that Barman can feel your pain like whistle:
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:thumbsup:
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Please don't.... noooo:
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The sad thing is Miss D, I have a scar on my other thigh in much the same place from an accident with a Stanley knife about 15 years ago. Give it a few months I will have a matching pair, providing the most recent one does not cause my leg to drop off.
Pirate seems to have gone strangely quiet. noooo:
Say the word sweet pea...and I'll be on my way...
When I say say the word sweet pea, I don't mean say the word 'sweet pea' okay...
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My hand is improving a bit sad24:
It did look like this:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fwajl7nzln%2F002.jpg&hash=cd274152934ebc7be1d158d538d83041d9aea07b) (http://postimage.org/image/wajl7nzln/)
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My hand is improving a bit sad24:
It did look like this:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fwajl7nzln%2F002.jpg&hash=cd274152934ebc7be1d158d538d83041d9aea07b) (http://postimage.org/image/wajl7nzln/)
Reaction to the Veet............. whistle:
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My hand is improving a bit sad24:
It did look like this:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fwajl7nzln%2F002.jpg&hash=cd274152934ebc7be1d158d538d83041d9aea07b) (http://postimage.org/image/wajl7nzln/)
Reaction to the Veet............. whistle:
;D. ;D. ;D. :thumbsup:
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My hand is improving a bit sad24:
It did look like this:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fwajl7nzln%2F002.jpg&hash=cd274152934ebc7be1d158d538d83041d9aea07b) (http://postimage.org/image/wajl7nzln/)
Your hand was nowhere near my thigh. cussing:
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Nick's above all that like ;)
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Nick's above all that like ;)
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