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Title: My poor thigh
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2012, 10:28:00 AM
Following a very messy and painful collision between my thigh and a Stanley Knife I have a gaping hole on my leg which now appears to be going mouldy.  sad24:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Pirate on April 27, 2012, 10:30:47 AM
Normally I would offer to kiss it better, but...just how mouldy is it?
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2012, 03:48:13 PM
Suppurating just about covers it, which is more than can be said for the plaster.  It's a nice offer but I wouldn't go near it with a barge pole if I were you. razz:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
Buy maggots  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2012, 05:38:37 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Pirate on April 27, 2012, 05:53:03 PM
Suppurating just about covers it, which is more than can be said for the plaster.  It's a nice offer but I wouldn't go near it with a barge pole if I were you. razz:

Well...I could by-pass it like...on my way up... eyes:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 28, 2012, 10:15:47 AM
Buy maggots  :thumbsup:

Are they better value than bacon backs at the moment.


Pirate my dear chap thank you for your kind offer may I first inspect your barge pole?
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2012, 10:19:32 AM
 lol:

No more stabbing yourself though Miss C  ;)
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2012, 06:02:58 PM
The sad thing is Miss D, I have a scar on my other thigh in much the same place from an accident with a Stanley knife about 15 years ago. Give it a few months I will have a matching pair, providing the most recent one does not cause my leg to drop off.

Pirate seems to have gone strangely quiet. noooo:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2012, 06:36:34 PM
You could post pictures so that Barman can feel your pain like  whistle:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2012, 06:37:06 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2012, 06:38:02 PM
Please don't....  noooo:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Pirate on April 29, 2012, 06:39:34 PM
The sad thing is Miss D, I have a scar on my other thigh in much the same place from an accident with a Stanley knife about 15 years ago. Give it a few months I will have a matching pair, providing the most recent one does not cause my leg to drop off.

Pirate seems to have gone strangely quiet. noooo:

Say the word sweet pea...and I'll be on my way...

When I say say the word sweet pea, I don't mean say the word 'sweet pea' okay...
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2012, 06:40:08 PM
My hand is improving a bit  sad24:

It did look like this:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fwajl7nzln%2F002.jpg&hash=cd274152934ebc7be1d158d538d83041d9aea07b) (http://postimage.org/image/wajl7nzln/)
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2012, 06:43:08 PM
My hand is improving a bit  sad24:

It did look like this:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fwajl7nzln%2F002.jpg&hash=cd274152934ebc7be1d158d538d83041d9aea07b) (http://postimage.org/image/wajl7nzln/)

Reaction to the Veet............. whistle:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 30, 2012, 07:13:51 AM
My hand is improving a bit  sad24:

It did look like this:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fwajl7nzln%2F002.jpg&hash=cd274152934ebc7be1d158d538d83041d9aea07b) (http://postimage.org/image/wajl7nzln/)

Reaction to the Veet............. whistle:

 ;D.  ;D.  ;D.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 02, 2012, 02:03:54 PM
My hand is improving a bit  sad24:

It did look like this:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fwajl7nzln%2F002.jpg&hash=cd274152934ebc7be1d158d538d83041d9aea07b) (http://postimage.org/image/wajl7nzln/)


Your hand was nowhere near my thigh. cussing:
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Just One More on May 02, 2012, 05:12:49 PM
Nick's above all that like  ;)
Title: Re: My poor thigh
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2012, 05:20:36 AM
Nick's above all that like  ;)

 drumroll:

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