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Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2012, 12:34:24 PM
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/18085052 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/18085052)
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It'll end in tears.
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Croatia for me in the sweepstake noooo: noooo: noooo:
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It's started!
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Shame that my money's on Greece for this opener.
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
Put another record on will you.
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Yes ...I imagine the Polski neighbours will be noisy this evening
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Shrugs:
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eeek: red card ~ a Greek tragedy.
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Yah! Party001:
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Ooompha lol:
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Shrugs:
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Another red!!!!
Penalty scared2:
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Do they wear silly costumes, like in Eurovision like?
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Saved Shocked:
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Wears the emoticon for hands covering eyes ?
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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in , out , shake it all about noooo:
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end to end stuff...
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A bit like V & D lol:
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shrugs:
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Sickness Classifications whistle:
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shrugs:
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A draw, Greece must feel they should have taken it.
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shrugs:
Vomiting and Diarrhoea ( end to end stuff like)
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doh:
Russia v Czech Republic next. :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
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Is Miss D wearing her football kit? rubschin:
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Predictable I know, but sod it...
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:thumbsup:
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Right ~ Russia to win, get back the money I lost on Greece.
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do svidan'a
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Hurrah!
with flare ;D
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Hurrah!
again
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Double shots all round :thumbsup:
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You are President Bashar al-Assad, do I win... redface:
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Netherlands v Denmark
Zzzzzzzz...
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A goal!
My money's on the Dutch ~ naybe this will wake them up.
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William of Orange has a lot to answer for ... cool14:
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A goal!
My money's on the Dutch ~ naybe this will wake them up.
noooo:.......................... and with a front line who have scored 37 goals each in top leagues ...........
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A goal!
My money's on the Dutch ~ naybe this will wake them up.
noooo:.......................... and with a front line who have scored 37 goals each in top leagues ...........
Yargh:
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A goal!
My money's on the Dutch ~ naybe this will wake them up.
noooo:.......................... and with a front line who have scored 37 goals each in top leagues ...........
Yargh:
Who in the next match.......... rubschin:
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Note to MissD ... the Portuguese team aren't wearing dark suits tonight ... whistle:
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I fear my lusting may be limited noooo:
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Germany to win.
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Shrugs: Shrugs:
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Germany to win.
They should, but then so should've the Dutch ... rubschin:
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Germany to win.
They should, but then so should've the Dutch ... rubschin:
An interesting group .........
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Engerland, Engerland, Engerland...
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My local Paki tells me they are
fighting playing the French. Engerland :thumbsup:
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The boys are playing well :thumbsup:
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GOAL!!!!! Party001:
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Phew ~ that was close. scared2:
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Oh noes...
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Wot?
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Half Time ...... 1-1 ::) ::)
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scared2:
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scared2: scared2:
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Bit disappointed ~ played for a point. noooo:
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Come on Ukraine!
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Shrugs:
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I have a tenner on Ukraine to win.
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Popcorn:
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Bugger. Missed the Czechs beating the Greeks ... wonder what the Ruskies will do to the Poles? Some history there rubschin:
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rubschin: I wonder if the BAFTA Judges are watching ..... never seen such acting as some of these players are putting in to try to gain a free kick.
It's football, your feet are bound to get trodden on from time to time.
Answer = Wear proper boots and not bloody slippers.
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I have a tenner on Russia to win and a tenner on Poland to win. Both favourites and both are are losing with five minutes to go.
Yargh:
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happy100
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I have a tenner on Russia to win and a tenner on Poland to win. Both favourites and both are are losing with five minutes to go.
Yargh:
But it's the taking part that counts.......... whistle:
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Yargh: Yargh:
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"It's a funny old game"
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Yargh: Yargh:
I fancied greece and those check fellows myself ...........
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So tonight is straightfoward............
I'll do this team by team...
Germany - will qualify with a win or a draw. They will also go through with a 3-2 defeat, or a higher-scoring one-goal loss. They're out if Portugal beat the Netherlands, but through if the Portuguese do not claim three points.
Denmark - a win sees them qualify. A draw will only be enough if Netherlands beat Portugal. Lose, and they're out.
Netherlands - only a win will do, and even that might not be enough. They have to win by more than one goal and hope Germany beat Denmark.
Portugal (ie. the complicated one) - a win secures qualification unless Denmark beat Germany 3-2, or by a higher-scoring one-goal margin. They'll go through with a draw if Denmark do not beat Germany. A one-goal defeat would still see them through if Germany beat Denmark, but if it is by any more they are out.
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Simples......... :thumbsup:
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Sorry, I wasn't listening properly, can you say that again?
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Germany will win. OK? evil:
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Utter horror for the Greek FA, as they realise that they're going to have to book a hotel for another week............
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Tonight's bets:
Germany v Denmark ~draw
Dutch to beat Portugal
Cristiano Ronaldo ~ a face that is just asking to be slapped.
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Tonight's bets:
Germany v Denmark ~draw
Dutch to beat Portugal
Cristiano Ronaldo ~ a face that is just asking to be slapped.
It would be a reasonable starting point whistle:
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Tonight's bets:
Germany v Denmark ~draw
Dutch to beat Portugal
Cristiano Ronaldo ~ a face that is just asking to be slapped.
Who would go thro then ,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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Tonight's bets:
Germany v Denmark ~draw
Dutch to beat Portugal
Cristiano Ronaldo ~ a face that is just asking to be slapped.
Who would go thro then ,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Who cares ~ I win money.
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Tonight's bets:
Germany v Denmark ~draw
Dutch to beat Portugal
Cristiano Ronaldo ~ a face that is just asking to be slapped.
Who would go thro then ,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Who cares ~ I win money.
Good answer ,,,,,,,,,,, lol: lol: lol:
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Ronaldo ~ I definitely want to slap him now.
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As things stand, one goal for Denmark puts Germany out.
I think ............ rubschin:
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Germany score ~ damn!
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Uncle seems to have lost his shirt! noooo:
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Currently £2.49 down on my Euro 2012 bets. And it was all going so well to start with. noooo:
Tonight's favourites, Spain and Italy are both odds on. Do I bet for or against them. rubschin:
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Croatia :thumbsup:
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Tenner on Croatia to win ~ 9/1 :thumbsup:
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Whoops!
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I blame Miss D. evil:
Tonight England to draw and France to win
(and Rooney to get a card :thumbsup:)
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Did you have anything on Frankel?
England to win :thumbsup:
shutup:
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I blame Miss D. evil:
Tonight England to draw and France to win
(and Rooney to get a card :thumbsup:)
They should have bloody won evil:
France to win and England to win 2 : 1 :thumbsup:
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If England go through from this 'performance' they'll get thrashed in the next round noooo:
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Well done Terry ~ never thought I'd write that. noooo:
Rooney's rusty.
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Usual level of disappointment noooo:
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Can we have subtitles for the match analysis in the studio? I can't understand half what that Brummie and the Scauser are saying ... noooo:
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All this bleedy nonsense about Rooney being rusty - he gets paid a granny bonking load of money every week to support his Shrek Kingdom and in return he is asked to perform , which he manages at club level but at a national level he freezes like a cryogenic cabbage noooo:
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Everyone gets rusty if they haven't "performed" for a while.
Can we have subtitles for the match analysis in the studio? I can't understand half what that Brummie and the Scauser are saying ... noooo:
Will someone kill Adrian Chiles. please.
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And the cabbage scores!!!!!!
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Rooney got oiled at half time :thumbsup:
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I blame Miss D. evil:
Tonight England to draw and France to win
(and Rooney to get a card :thumbsup:)
You just can't rely on anyone these days. (especially the French) Banghead
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Will someone kill Adrian Chiles. please.
With the greatest of pleasure eveilgrin:
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All this bleedy nonsense about Rooney being rusty - he gets paid a granny bonking load of money every week to support his Shrek Kingdom and in return he is asked to perform , which he manages at club level but at a national level he freezes like a cryogenic cabbage noooo:
Do you have a figure for that?
Mrs DS (#3) contract is up for renewal soon.
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All this bleedy nonsense about Rooney being rusty - he gets paid a granny bonking load of money every week to support his Shrek Kingdom and in return he is asked to perform , which he manages at club level but at a national level he freezes like a cryogenic cabbage noooo:
Do you have a figure for that?
Mrs DS (#3) contract is up for renewal soon.
Let her go on a free transfer. Get a wummun in when the need arises.
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Make sure she has a magic sponge lol:
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Czech Republic v. Portugal ... rubschin:
Portugal are comfortable favourites for the match, and can be backed at a best price of 3/4 with Paddy Power (bet £4 to make £3 profit). The Czech Republic are a best priced 5/1 with Betvictor, and the draw is a top-priced 13/5 with Skybet.
Who's got the razz: factor?
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Draw at 90 minutes. :thumbsup:
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Are you challenging us to a duel ? eeek:
Do you not have to slap me across the face with a white glove first ? rubschin:
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Euphemism #2369 rubschin:
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I hope Uncle has his slapping gloves to hand 'cos Rinaldo is going to be up for it lol:
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They are spending more time lying on the ground than they are standing up noooo:
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I hope Uncle has his slapping gloves to hand 'cos Rinaldo is going to be up for it lol:
Posturing poser.
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I hope Uncle has his slapping gloves to hand 'cos Rinaldo is going to be up for it lol:
Posturing poser.
Bastardo! cussing:
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scared2:
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scared2: scared2:
Nah, they'll walk it .... Italy I mean redface:
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eeek: They could do it if they keep the pressure up
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Who has Uncle bet on that should be a clear indicator of who the winner will be ...? lol:
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Spank2:
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Are you even allowed in here ?
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Nick ... Sport ... Fail ... noooo:
;D
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Is Nick doing his Gazza impression ? rubschin:
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Nick drinks Stella? eeek:
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Nah, it's a weep-a-thon
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: sad32:
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"England's goal is leading a charmed life" noooo: noooo:
It'll end in tears at this rate ... ::)
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The goaly is besieged by the Italians noooo:
We don't seem to be offering much at the moment noooo:
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I am watching a weepy sad24: sad24:
Annette Bening is very eyes:
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The goaly is besieged by the Italians noooo:
We don't seem to be offering much at the moment noooo:
* MissD contemplates carrer move to England goalie position * eyes: eyes:
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I have experience of defending an open space against incoming balls redface:
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Mr Thread? noooo:
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We might be trying to get out of the Extra Time gutter to say nothing of penalties noooo:
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To be honest - the Italians should win they deserve it.
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Sadly, agreed ... but the Italians have a problem finishing ... allegedly .. lol:
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The English are trying to bore them into submission noooo:
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It werks with some gerls :thumbsup:
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Yes Nick, I'm sure it has ;)
Meanwhile, extra time beckons ... ::)
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Predictable ain't it noooo:
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I think Michael Douglas and Annette might get married sad24:
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Commentator says " big hearts can win this " ......don't worry about the feet then noooo:
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She has a cute haircut cloud9:
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Would only be facing Germany next anyway noooo:
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Who? Annette? scared2:
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Prediction: Italy 1 : England 0 rubschin:
... and let the Germans take them out eveilgrin:
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If it goes to penalties at least Joe Hart is well warmed up lol:
The Italian goalkeeper is probably being tested for rigamortis ;D
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If it goes to penalties at least Joe Hart is well warmed up lol:
The Italian goalkeeper is probably being tested for rigamortis ;D
Good plan! Thumbs:
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That Balotelli's a nasty looking mofo noooo:
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I am all weepy now. Luvvly film sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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That Balotelli's a nasty looking mofo noooo:
Scary looking fella - but I'm sure that's the plan. Stroppy bugger too ::)
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Theo to score in the next 15 ... :thumbsup:
noooo:
Did you see Balotelli being gagged in the last match ... ;D
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Penalties ... noooo:
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WhiteSnake-Here I Go Again On My Own (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QwbFBOyE2Y#)
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You had that set up didnt'cha ? lol:
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It was on me decks ;)
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Might watch another weepy sad24:
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Roy Orbison - Crying (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l-AxZIdq4E#)
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They did deserve it though ...well done Italy
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Yep, the boys done good ... sad24:
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C'mon Andy Murray happy001
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And of course, the Olympics Thumbs:
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In case nobody has noticed we have comprehensively beaten the Windies at all forms of cricket over that past few weeks. whistle:
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Cricket is not a sport though .....it's just a way of testing washing powder ;)
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Peasant! evil:
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Oh yes ;)
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<Stamps foot and stalks off, nose in air>
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Miss D jangles lead near the front door whistle:
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I wuz using a "Wencherism" whistle: whistle:
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Oooh, more footie ... The Iberian Ultimatum; fast action, suspense, foul play, betrayal and unbelievable acting ... ;)
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Engerland. Come on Andy sick2: etc.
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Oooh, more footie ... The Iberian Ultimatum; fast action, suspense, foul play, betrayal and unbelievable acting ... ;)
yep :thumbsup: should be a good un.
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Portugal are earning it so far ... cracking stuff razz:
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Doesn't it just show up how poor we are though noooo:
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Doesn't it just show up how poor we are though noooo:
Totally. The UK premiership is the most lucrative and popular in the world because of the players tonight and tomorrow night 8)
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Doesn't it just show up how poor we are though noooo:
That it does.
My munnys on Spain which is why Portugal are playing so well.
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lol: lol: lol:
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Doesn't it just show up how poor we are though noooo:
That it does.
My munnys on Spain which is why Portugal are playing so well.
Spain have had more of the ball.......... eeek: 56%
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They spend more time passing it around in midfield and not pushing forward though. They are scared of Ronaldo noooo:
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Apc is Statto and I claim a free kick! razz:
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Apc is Statto and I claim a free kick! razz:
:thumbsup:
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Statto!
Statto!!
Statto!!!
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According to Opta, Spain have had 60% of possession so far. That is slightly higher than the figure they had against France in the quarter-finals but down on their group games. They have also made 14 clearances to Portugal's two.
:thumbsup:
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Meanwhile the game is hotting up lol:
What are the odds Statto? I think Portugal are going to do it :thumbsup:
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Meanwhile the game is hotting up lol:
What are the odds Statto? I think Portugal are going to do it :thumbsup:
The team who scores more goals will win ..........in my opinion ........ :thumbsup:
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Portugal v Spain
5.50
1.83
3.00
:thumbsup:
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Meanwhile the game is hotting up lol:
What are the odds Statto? I think Portugal are going to do it :thumbsup:
The team who scores more goals will win ..........in my opinion ........ :thumbsup:
You're feeding the BBC commentary as well, right? ;)
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Xavi has been quieter than in other games at Euro 2012. He has made 100-plus passes in Spain's four matches so far, but at hour mark tonight he is on 50
Del Bosque has won 50 of his 59 games in charge,, so I think he knows what he's doing. Cheers..............
whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Portugal v Spain
5.50
1.83
3.00
:thumbsup:
I got evens on Spain at the start.
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Ronaldo!!!!!
happy001
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He fecked that chance up ;D
Looks like extra time
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Well, this could go either way ...
As one of the commentators observed, a goal's going to make all the difference whistle:
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It'll end in tears. Ronaldo's hopefully. evil:
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What is the Portuguese manager writing out tactics for ? Hit the ball and put it out of reach of the goalkeeper surely !
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Penalties........... rubschin:
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Better statto than this guy ..........do the math ......
Danny Mills in Donetsk for BBC Radio 5 live
"Under Steve McClaren at Middlesbrough after training you would take 10 penalties. You would have eight as your standard penalty and another one just in case you had to retake it. They key is not to change your mind. Know what you are going to do and stick with it. Whatever the goalkeeper does, stick with it
How many ......... rubschin:
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Drinks on Uncle ! :thumbsup:
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YAY! Well done UM! :thumbsup:
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Seldom as so much hair oil been seen in one place.
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;D Throws new light on the sliding tackle
And tonight, the other semi ... stop sniggering at the back
The Germans should be running rings squares round the Italians
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Here we go again
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I reckon Germany to win, 2 : 1 ... razz: Full time, no extras or penalties
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I want Italy to win redface:
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I've been swapping "Good luck!"s with Sven in Stuttgart today redface:
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Traitor ;)
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Sven and his co-workers are somewhat confident ... "Euro 2012, und zen die Welt!" eeek:
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I want Italy to win redface:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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eeek: Balotelli!
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Whoop whoop :thumbsup:
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Whoop whoop , whoop whoop
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Bloody hell!!!
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He is one scary mofu though scared2:
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Mein gott!
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Dare I ask who you have your money on ?
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That's goal of the tournament, surely? Scary mofo scared2:
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Dare I ask who you have your money on ?
I didn't bother.
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Phew ;)
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Going to be an interesting 2nd half eeek:
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Die Axt im Haus erspart den Zimmermann. :thumbsup:
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Italy will go defensive and Germany will score two and take the match to penalties and win. (18/1)
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Italy will score another and Germany one but Italy to win - no extra time :thumbsup:
But what do I know lol:
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But what do I know lol:
ditto
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I should have gone out to the Pizzeria tonight ... the vino would be flowing freely lol:
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Die Axt im Haus erspart den Zimmermann. :thumbsup:
Don't think you need to worry about The Carpenters tonight ;)
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lol: lol: lol:
It was all your talk of Sven ;)
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Off we go!
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Earworm now tho lol:
Phyllis nelson-Move Closer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isLROpuSV0w#)
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We now need to silence the Lahms scared2:
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ok, ok, lol: lol:
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Tough call for Germany now ... 3 goals? noooo:
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Italy will just now try and defend scared2:
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shocked003
noooo:
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What's all this slipping and sliding? scared2:
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It's hair gel residue on the pitch noooo:
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Germany have lost it noooo: Quite amazing
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oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh
We needs a hands covering eyes emoticon
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eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Oh Strewth!
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i AM WATCHING A WEEPY sad24:
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Baked potato, chilli or an onion noooo:
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Whoop whoop, whoop whoop cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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It's all over ... Benvenuto Italia! eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Baked potato, chilli or an onion noooo:
drumroll:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Italy to beat Spain :thumbsup:
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I think you're probably right rubschin:
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All set then? I'm having Pizza rather than the Paella whistle:
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Good lad :thumbsup:
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Are they playing in suits? whistle:
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Forza Italia! razz:
The commentators reckon Spain ... and how often have they been right though the competition? noooo: noooo:
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C'mon the lads !
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eeek:
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Scare bleur
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Ooooh close to an equaliser there ... good game though
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Italy v Spain ....Germany to win then lol:
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Good job the winners don't get to host the next one like Eurovision ... it might bankrupt them ... oh, hang on... rubschin:
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Oh dear ... that's it then noooo:
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Buggerybollox
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Buggerybollox
My very thoughts cry:
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Italy down to 10 noooo: I think it's all over
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Oh well ....Uncle probably bet on them anyway lol:
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He's probably counting his winnings as I type ... drinks on UM! Party001:
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Outnumbered, outplayed and outstanding ... rubschin:
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Most excellent game, fantastic skills and tactics displayed by Spain
The World has been given a lesson in football..... Pretty much the same as when Hungary showed everyone how to take the game to a new level back in the day.