Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 12:55:19 PM
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2012, 01:04:06 PM
Well, we don't have any trains.... Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2012, 01:12:01 PM
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2012, 01:13:21 PM
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2012, 02:40:40 PM
Is she a train spotter? rubschin:
Not a very good one! happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2012, 05:42:12 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? Popcorn:
You mean other than being corrupted by BM? rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 21, 2012, 10:12:31 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong? Popcorn:
You mean other than being corrupted by BM? rubschin:
Then there is the small problem of the goat bothering. noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2012, 10:26:08 AM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 22, 2012, 10:37:40 AM
They are coming today! eeek:
The goats? I thought that they were with you permanently.
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2012, 10:39:05 AM
They are coming today! eeek:
The goats? I thought that they were with you permanently.
doh:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2012, 11:26:16 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 22, 2012, 12:42:59 PM
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2012, 12:44:26 PM
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2012, 12:51:36 PM
Late(ish) arrival in Paphos, so no mega piss-up tonight. BM kindly offered to pick us up and take us to the hotel, but Mrs TMRBB has pre-booked a cab - she looked at a photo of BM and said he needs his beauty sleep ;-)
evil:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 22, 2012, 01:05:16 PM
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2012, 01:16:31 PM
The benefits of working at Gatwick, so far : free Speedy Boarding, commission free + enhanced exchange rate, 25% off AT THE PUB. Should have got here earlier...
Thumbs:
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 01:26:09 PM
Late(ish) arrival in Paphos, so no mega piss-up tonight. BM kindly offered to pick us up and take us to the hotel, but Mrs TMRBB has pre-booked a cab - she looked at a photo of BM and said he needs his beauty sleep ;-)
Cyprus taxi drivers... happy002 happy002 happy001 happy001
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 22, 2012, 01:53:59 PM
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2012, 02:05:01 PM
G-EZUY. About a fortnight old :-)
It is the newness that causes problems like! scared2:
Post by: Misty on May 22, 2012, 02:16:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2012, 02:27:59 PM
A smug club meeting ............. whistle:..............will bring a booster seat for the little'un........... :thumbsup:
Well done! Thumbs:
I'll bring the bolt cutters for Padlock Pockets!
Post by: Misty on May 22, 2012, 02:31:13 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 04:06:39 PM
Airline: EasyJet
Flight: U28811
From: London, Gatwick (LGW)
To: Larnaca, Larnaca (LCA)
Aircraft: Airbus A320-214 (A320)
Reg: G-EZUS
Hex: 40666C
Altitude: 35000 ft (10668 m)
Speed: 415 kt (769 km/h, 478 mph)
Track: 140°
Squawk: 2707
Pos: 47.2603 / 12.9741
Radar: T-LOWS
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2012, 04:07:48 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 04:11:19 PM
Airline: EasyJet
Flight: U28807
From: London, Gatwick (LGW)
To: Pafos, Paphos (PFO)
Aircraft: Airbus A320-214 (A320)
Reg: G-EZUY
Hex: 406672
Altitude: 37025 ft (11285 m)
Speed: 415 kt (769 km/h, 478 mph)
Track: 140°
Squawk: 0370
Pos: 47.0782 / 13.2316
Radar: LIPQ
Deffo this one...and over Austria as well
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 04:14:49 PM
A stalker
I'm waiting for squawk 7700
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 05:42:22 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2012, 05:45:52 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2012, 05:48:18 PM
Late(ish) arrival in Paphos, so no mega piss-up tonight. BM kindly offered to pick us up and take us to the hotel, but Mrs TMRBB has pre-booked a cab - she looked at a photo of BM and said he needs his beauty sleep ;-)
Wouldn't that much sleep be classed as a coma? rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2012, 06:16:35 PM
He prolly wasn't tall enough to go on the ride lol:
happy001
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 06:22:44 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 06:30:33 PM
Flight: U28807
From: London, Gatwick (LGW)
To: Pafos, Paphos (PFO)
Aircraft: Airbus A320-214 (A320)
Reg: G-EZUY
Hex: 406672
Altitude: 21925 ft (6683 m)
Speed: 442 kt (819 km/h, 509 mph)
Track: 123°
Squawk: 0370
Pos: 35.4867 / 31.0935
Radar: N-LCPH1
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2012, 06:34:18 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 06:37:49 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 06:50:25 PM
please remain seated until the aircraft stops...Thank you for flying Sleazy Jet...etc...
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2012, 06:51:34 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 06:53:37 PM
Let the drinking begin noooo:
roll up first FFS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2012, 07:11:25 PM
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2012, 07:15:57 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 07:21:51 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 22, 2012, 08:15:40 PM
Now have a pint of Keo and a rollie. Early(ish) night required.
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2012, 08:18:46 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 22, 2012, 08:31:08 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2012, 08:38:40 PM
They drive on the right side of the road
rubschin:
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2012, 08:39:07 PM
They drive on the right side of the road and have proper plug sockets. It's almost civilised. No hassle from the cabbie at all, either.
I thought they drove on the left side of the road...
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2012, 08:39:49 PM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 04:21:28 AM
Gay Cypriot ramp boys use belt loaders to UNLOAD the plane.
Now have a pint of Keo and a rollie. Early(ish) night required.
Welcome! Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2012, 05:28:29 AM
They drive on the right side of the road and have proper plug sockets. It's almost civilised. No hassle from the cabbie at all, either.
I thought they drove on the left side of the road...
Not the taxi drivers. scared2:
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 07:41:05 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2012, 09:04:11 AM
Beer-wise I have a choice of Keo, Carlsberg, Amstel or Leon (which no-one seems to be drinking). What's your recommendation, BM?
I'm on my 5th Keo and it's not bad at all.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 23, 2012, 09:17:37 AM
They drive on the right side of the road and have proper plug sockets. It's almost civilised. No hassle from the cabbie at all, either.
I thought they drove on the left side of the road...
Not the taxi drivers. scared2:
Darwin has reminded me of this....
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WJXHY2OXGE#)
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 09:31:20 AM
Mrs TMR2B is too nice to be corrupted by you old soaks :-)
Beer-wise I have a choice of Keo, Carlsberg, Amstel or Leon (which no-one seems to be drinking). What's your recommendation, BM?
I'm on my 5th Keo and it's not bad at all.
Amstel or Carlsberg for me - Leon is shite and Keo a little less shiterer.... Thumbs:
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2012, 09:32:31 AM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 09:33:41 AM
Mrs TMR2B is too nice to be corrupted by you old soaks :-)
You're not allowed! point:
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2012, 10:22:33 AM
Mrs TMR2B is too nice to be corrupted by you old soaks :-)
Beer-wise I have a choice of Keo, Carlsberg, Amstel or Leon (which no-one seems to be drinking). What's your recommendation, BM?
I'm on my 5th Keo and it's not bad at all.
On my second carlsberg............... :thumbsup:
Post by: Misty on May 23, 2012, 10:28:43 AM
How about a Smug ClubTM BBQ in Pissouri this weekend....? rubschin:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Pool Party!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2012, 10:30:53 AM
Mrs TMR2B is too nice to be corrupted by you old soaks :-)
Do you really think it was a good idea to set them a challenge like that? eeek:
Post by: Misty on May 23, 2012, 10:34:41 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2012, 10:39:23 AM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 10:40:29 AM
How about a Smug ClubTM BBQ in Pissouri this weekend....? rubschin:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Pool Party!!!!!!!!!!!!
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Post by: Misty on May 23, 2012, 10:42:10 AM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 10:44:48 AM
What shall I bring?
A cheap bottle of pink fizzy wine...? whistle:
Post by: Misty on May 23, 2012, 10:46:24 AM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 10:48:50 AM
Have you not still got my last bottle? And don't mock, I live on the stuff. Its yummy. No watermelon this time? whistle:
No, I drank it.... redface:
I could do the watermelon thing again... such a success it was the last time.... redface:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2012, 10:50:43 AM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 10:51:16 AM
Just when I thought the sky was going to fall it turns out there isn't booze that BM won't drink. lol:
Oh noes... noooo:
Post by: Misty on May 23, 2012, 10:54:13 AM
Will bring ingredients for peach Blinis, my new fave. cloud9:
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 10:55:19 AM
You can't slag off my pink fizzy stuff if you drank it!!!!!!!!! noooo:
Will bring ingredients for peach Blinis, my new fave. cloud9:
I didn't slag it off! cussing:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2012, 10:57:53 AM
Will bring ingredients for peach Blinis, my new fave. cloud9:
Oooohhh I lourve those cloud9:
Proper champagne like tho whistle:
Post by: Misty on May 23, 2012, 11:00:56 AM
M&S sparklin is as far as he will go. And that takes a lot of sweet talking. whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2012, 11:02:32 AM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 11:03:38 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2012, 11:04:55 AM
Does he still have his licence...? scared2:
for Trill ? rubschin:
Post by: Misty on May 23, 2012, 11:10:04 AM
Does he still have his licence...? scared2:
Just. He has stopped drinking now. I have dicsovered that he is boring as fuck. noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 11:22:33 AM
Does he still have his licence...? scared2:
Just. He has stopped drinking now. I have dicsovered that he is boring as fuck. noooo:
happy001
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 23, 2012, 11:37:58 AM
What shall I bring?
Goats and an itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini. You are prolly to young to remember Miss T....
Brian Hyland - Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICkWjdQuK7Q#)
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2012, 12:13:51 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2012, 12:36:34 PM
10 Keos, 2 Gin + Tonics so far and no hint of being drunk yet - as verified by Mrs TMR2B; "You haven't started abusing the Northerners yet, you must be sober".
:-)
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2012, 12:42:27 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2012, 01:07:40 PM
The lad in front of me at the bar just said "Grassy-Arse" in a thick Barnsleyish accent when he was served. Mrs TMR2B chided me for announcing him to be an "ignorant Northern monkey" rather too loudly for her liking...
And so it begins ;-)
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2012, 01:09:32 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 23, 2012, 01:13:09 PM
Horses serve only 2 purposes. 1 - to win me money and, 2, to be eaten when in France.
The lad in front of me at the bar just said "Grassy-Arse" in a thick Barnsleyish accent when he was served. Mrs TMR2B chided me for announcing him to be an "ignorant Northern monkey" rather too loudly for her liking...
And so it begins ;-)
I hope you've got the obligatory union jack shorts and wifebeater vest on... :thumbsup:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2012, 03:08:29 PM
And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2012, 03:11:34 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?
And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...
:thumbsup: (For the benefit of the ignorant the Jack is the pole the bloody flag flies from)
As for the factor 20 ~ where did you miss? Top of the head maybe?
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 03:19:41 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?
And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...
point:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2012, 05:01:08 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?
And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.addictedtobeauty.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2Fgimme_five_sunburn.jpg&hash=9c3450c848b812ed824044e25bba48a001b16d2b)
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2012, 05:40:41 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?
And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.addictedtobeauty.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2Fgimme_five_sunburn.jpg&hash=9c3450c848b812ed824044e25bba48a001b16d2b)
happy001
Post by: Pirate on May 23, 2012, 07:02:56 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?
:thumbsup: (For the benefit of the ignorant the Jack is the pole the bloody flag flies from)
I is only a thick commoner...to me it is a Union Jack...and always will be...
and why does everyone else call it the Union Jack then...eh...eh...eh
'Union Jack' was officially acknowledged as an alternative name for the Union Flag by the Admiralty and Parliament in the early 20th century. The term 'jack' refers to the flag that is flown from the bowsprit of a ship, often denoting nationality'
Finger:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2012, 07:08:11 PM
Anyways she bought him up into London town last week where flags of the United Kingdom ( thereby avoiding all argument about what it's proper name is ) adorn most of Oxford Street and Regent Street.
"Look mummy" he says from the top of the bus "lots of English slags" lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2012, 07:10:22 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2012, 08:17:54 PM
My friends little boy (4 yrs old) has trouble pronouncing his F's ...bit of a bugger as he is called Finn lol:lol: lol: lol:
Anyways she bought him up into London town last week where flags of the United Kingdom ( thereby avoiding all argument about what it's proper name is ) adorn most of Oxford Street and Regent Street.
"Look mummy" he says from the top of the bus "lots of English slags" lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 24, 2012, 07:29:58 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2012, 10:58:33 AM
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2012, 11:00:05 AM
When's the met up............ rubschin:
Waiting for TMR to respond - when he gets out from under the thumb like.... whistle:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 24, 2012, 11:05:36 AM
When's the met up............ rubschin:
The only one likely to have been 'up' in the met would have been Pad-dick! eyes:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
When's the met up............ rubschin:
The only one likely to have been 'up' in the met would have been Pad-dick! eyes:
But he always used a Condon whistle:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 24, 2012, 08:48:10 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2012, 08:50:37 PM
Today has been spent with both me and Mrs TMR2B trying to avoid too much sun as we are both medium rare ~ well done. In addition, she dared me to do 100 press-ups last night. So I did. In two batches of 50. Needless to say, today my tit muscles hurt like buggery. To alleviate the pain, I decided Gin + Tonics would be a good idea this evening. And it has worked - the only problem is that now my legs refuse to obey any commands my brain sends them, my speech is gabbled and the left hand side of my face is entirely numb. Mrs TMR2B is in a similar - but vodka fuelled - state of shambolicness.
press ups............ rubschin:
Post by: Pirate on May 24, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2012, 01:24:56 PM
Today has been spent with both me and Mrs TMR2B trying to avoid too much sun as we are both medium rare ~ well done. In addition, she dared me to do 100 press-ups last night. So I did. In two batches of 50. Needless to say, today my tit muscles hurt like buggery. To alleviate the pain, I decided Gin + Tonics would be a good idea this evening. And it has worked - the only problem is that now my legs refuse to obey any commands my brain sends them, my speech is gabbled and the left hand side of my face is entirely numb. Mrs TMR2B is in a similar - but vodka fuelled - state of shambolicness.
Situation normal then... ::)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 25, 2012, 07:40:53 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2012, 07:42:38 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2012, 07:47:16 PM
To ward off the evil spirits of dodgy-tummy, it has been decided that we will stick to cocktails tonight. There are 22 on the list. Between us, all will be sampled. This was not my idea...
Why did you go on holiday...you could have done all this at home...
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2012, 07:59:53 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2012, 08:46:09 PM
Have you had any ideas this holiday ???? rubschin:
Its the influence of the old soaks, TMR is an idea free zone. noooo:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 25, 2012, 09:10:23 PM
And it's lovely. And even better still, I hope to meet up for a drink or ten with BM and the other exiles :-)
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2012, 09:12:49 PM
When MrsTMRBB and I have a holiday, inevitably the first few days are just spent totally relaxing - and that just means food, drink and lying in the sun, reading our books and enjoying the comfortable silence only true soul mates can enjoy. Yes, we could drink cocktails at home, but it's not the same. I haven't been abroad since 2008 and MrsTMRBB is still looking for a new contract, so these 8 days are purely a break for us both; me from chucking bags and doing 14 hour days, her from endless emails, interviews and research.
And it's lovely. And even better still, I hope to meet up for a drink or ten with BM and the other exiles :-)
:thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2012, 09:13:22 PM
When MrsTMRBB and I have a holiday, inevitably the first few days are just spent totally relaxing - and that just means food, drink and lying in the sun, reading our books and enjoying the comfortable silence only true soul mates can enjoy. Yes, we could drink cocktails at home, but it's not the same. I haven't been abroad since 2008 and MrsTMRBB is still looking for a new contract, so these 8 days are purely a break for us both; me from chucking bags and doing 14 hour days, her from endless emails, interviews and research.
And it's lovely. And even better still, I hope to meet up for a drink or ten with BM and the other exiles :-)
And the beers on BM .............from all that amazon stuff we ordered ............. :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2012, 09:15:50 PM
Sounds lovely ....apart from the Smug Club iniation stuff noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2012, 09:16:47 PM
:thumbsup:
Sounds lovely ....apart from the Smug Club iniation stuff noooo:
What we are nice people ..............ish........... whistle:
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2012, 09:18:15 PM
:thumbsup:
Sounds lovely ....apart from the Smug Club iniation stuff noooo:
Tongue-tied eh...thinking about that Magnum...
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2012, 09:18:50 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2012, 09:20:59 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2012, 09:22:22 PM
What's a t or 2 between friends !
I will not drink tea........... noooo:
Post by: Pirate on May 25, 2012, 09:23:03 PM
What's a t or 2 between friends !
Yeah...yeah...yeah...of course...
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2012, 06:06:29 AM
When MrsTMRBB and I have a holiday, inevitably the first few days are just spent totally relaxing - and that just means food, drink and lying in the sun, reading our books and enjoying the comfortable silence only true soul mates can enjoy. Yes, we could drink cocktails at home, but it's not the same. I haven't been abroad since 2008 and MrsTMRBB is still looking for a new contract, so these 8 days are purely a break for us both; me from chucking bags and doing 14 hour days, her from endless emails, interviews and research.
And it's lovely. And even better still, I hope to meet up for a drink or ten with BM and the other exiles :-)
And the beers on BM .............from all that amazon stuff we ordered ............. :thumbsup:
They fecking aren't! cussing:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 06:07:02 AM
What's a t or 2 between friends !
I will not drink tea........... noooo:
Me neither sick2:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2012, 09:39:37 AM
^^^^^^^^^What's a t or 2 between friends !
I will not drink tea........... noooo:
Me neither sick2:
Wot they said.
Coffee, dark and hot, like my women. eyes:
Bitter and cold would be more accurate sad32:
Post by: Pirate on May 26, 2012, 09:57:09 AM
^^^^^^^^^What's a t or 2 between friends !
I will not drink tea........... noooo:
Me neither sick2:
Wot they said.
Coffee, dark and hot, like my women. eyes:
And preferably Brazilian...
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 26, 2012, 11:05:25 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 11:21:58 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 26, 2012, 11:52:38 AM
Post by: Misty on May 26, 2012, 12:00:10 PM
I know a place that is lovely on a sunday afternoon. gorgeous beer garden and piano player,( and the beer is 2euro a pint) :thumbsup:
If you get a bus to the harbour we can meet you at the bus stop as its just round the corner.
Post by: Pirate on May 26, 2012, 12:05:10 PM
Post by: Misty on May 26, 2012, 12:18:11 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 27, 2012, 07:59:37 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2012, 09:25:15 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 27, 2012, 09:25:15 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2012, 09:27:19 AM
Right, I'll be heading into Pafos soon. Khaki shorts, blue and white hooped polo shirt and an orange wristband. And tall, really tall :-)
Thought it was 3 pm ..........by the bus station in the harbour
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 09:54:48 AM
Right, I'll be heading into Pafos soon. Khaki shorts, blue and white hooped polo shirt and an orange wristband. And tall, really tall :-)
Thought it was 3 pm ..........by the bus station in the harbour
Spoken to the boy.... Will pick him up from the 'lost children' place at the bus station at three... Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 27, 2012, 10:45:29 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2012, 11:31:43 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 27, 2012, 11:41:25 AM
Post by: Pirate on May 27, 2012, 01:56:13 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 27, 2012, 03:37:29 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 04:21:57 PM
I think you may have to wait for the " Oooh my heads " in the morning lol:
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 05:20:06 PM
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 05:22:52 PM
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2012, 05:23:36 PM
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 05:27:19 PM
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Post by: Nick on May 27, 2012, 05:28:21 PM
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 05:36:08 PM
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Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 05:41:13 PM
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Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 05:46:42 PM
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 06:00:40 PM
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She is asking for the Mickey to be taken out of her silly lol:
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2012, 06:02:16 PM
The waitress announces the 'Tiny Dick' competition winner..... whistle:
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Who is the old bloke on the right?
Miss T is a bit tasty eyes: Or is it Mrs TMRBB? rubschin:
Well both obviously. I mean both of the laydees, of course redface:
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2012, 06:36:37 PM
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2012, 06:38:17 PM
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2012, 06:40:48 PM
Miss T insisted that I took a picture of her boobs.... ::)
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did not did not did not!!!!!! .............however, I quite like the photo. :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 06:50:16 PM
Miss T insisted that I took a picture of her boobs.... ::)
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did not did not did not!!!!!! .............however, I quite like the photo. :thumbsup:
Me too! Drool:
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 06:50:48 PM
There would be more photos ,...............but the pussy whipped one had to leave ............. noooo:
evil:
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2012, 06:52:13 PM
There would be more photos ,...............but the pussy whipped one had to leave ............. noooo:
evil:
We still had fun after you HAD to leave........... whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 06:53:40 PM
There would be more photos ,...............but the pussy whipped one had to leave ............. noooo:
evil:
We still had fun after you HAD to leave........... whistle:
sad32:
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 06:55:52 PM
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 07:00:09 PM
Post by: Misty on May 27, 2012, 07:06:36 PM
ooopsy. noooo:
Post by: Pirate on May 27, 2012, 07:07:29 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 07:08:20 PM
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2012, 07:09:17 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 27, 2012, 07:11:55 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2012, 07:53:47 PM
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2012, 05:47:35 AM
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 05:52:49 AM
Morning all!!!
Hello tiny! Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2012, 06:11:44 AM
I don't have a hangover. Can't say the same for MrsTMR2B...
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 06:15:06 AM
Morning BM! How's that big thumb dent on your head?
I don't have a hangover. Can't say the same for MrsTMR2B...
evil:
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2012, 08:00:59 AM
Morning BM! How's that big thumb dent on your head?
I don't have a hangover. Can't say the same for MrsTMR2B...
evil:
point:
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 08:03:12 AM
Morning BM! How's that big thumb dent on your head?
I don't have a hangover. Can't say the same for MrsTMR2B...
evil:
point:
cussing:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2012, 09:28:07 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2012, 09:34:33 AM
apc took us to a place that sells Young's. He's a top lad! And no thumb dent on his head :-)
Some nice bitter in that place ..........shame BM would have liked it...........
oh and they play music..
Godley and Creme - Under your Thumb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ85eeZL7yA#)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2012, 10:24:13 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2012, 10:27:27 AM
It's a shame we had to leave, however, as MrsTMRBB's head was lolling around like she had been hanged, it was best to get her back to safety of the hotel. She's still somewhat "tender". I'm knocking the Keo back after a hearty lunch. She's looking at her first glass of wine with trepidation :-)
You drink her share ............ :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2012, 11:25:08 AM
It's a shame we had to leave, however, as MrsTMRBB's head was lolling around like she had been hanged, it was best to get her back to safety of the hotel. She's still somewhat "tender". I'm knocking the Keo back after a hearty lunch. She's looking at her first glass of wine with trepidation :-)
Poor Mrs TMR ....they broke her noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 12:02:34 PM
apc took us to a place that sells Young's. He's a top lad! And no thumb dent on his head :-)
sad32:
Post by: Misty on May 28, 2012, 12:19:46 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2012, 12:20:31 PM
happy100 we missed you.
Yeah .........it was your round....... noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 12:24:13 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2012, 01:22:43 PM
Lesson 2 - do not give MrsTMRBB your sunglasses to clean when the DTs are in full flow. I now have 2 lenses, a frame, 1 broken arm and various missing screws. And cataracts too, prolly.
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2012, 01:26:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 01:31:11 PM
Lesson 1 : Indeed MrsTMR2B is broken today. But that has more to do with that "special balm" Baldy or Bangkok Dick supplied. Let's just say it had the desired effect.
Lesson 2 - do not give MrsTMRBB your sunglasses to clean when the DTs are in full flow. I now have 2 lenses, a frame, 1 broken arm and various missing screws. And cataracts too, prolly.
point:
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2012, 02:07:56 PM
Lesson 1 : Indeed MrsTMR2B is broken today. But that has more to do with that "special balm" Baldy or Bangkok Dick supplied. Let's just say it had the desired effect.
Lesson 2 - do not give MrsTMRBB your sunglasses to clean when the DTs are in full flow. I now have 2 lenses, a frame, 1 broken arm and various missing screws. And cataracts too, prolly.
It werked then like........ rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2012, 08:19:16 PM
As the missus is somewhat tender, I have been going to the bar.
On my last trip back, I gazed up and blurted out "Hi, Neil".
"Hi,TMR" he replied.
I work with about 250 other blokes at Gatwick, but the odds of meeting one on holiday must be pretty low.
And do you know what the first thing we talked about was? Yup...how the gay Cypriot baggage handlers unload the planes...
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2012, 09:18:53 PM
Lesson 1 : Indeed MrsTMR2B is broken today. But that has more to do with that "special balm" Baldy or Bangkok Dick supplied. Let's just say it had the desired effect.
Told you it was good. :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2012, 03:43:03 AM
Sooooo...as part of the recovery process, large G+Ts are required.
As the missus is somewhat tender, I have been going to the bar.
On my last trip back, I gazed up and blurted out "Hi, Neil".
"Hi,TMR" he replied.
I work with about 250 other blokes at Gatwick, but the odds of meeting one on holiday must be pretty low.
And do you know what the first thing we talked about was? Yup...how the gay Cypriot baggage handlers unload the planes...
noooo:
Post by: Pirate on May 29, 2012, 08:07:56 PM
Airline: EasyJet
Flight: U28808
From: Pafos Paphos (PFO)
To: London Gatwick (LGW)
Aircraft: Airbus A320-214 (A320)
Reg: G-EZUS
Hex: 40666C
Altitude: 29625 ft (9030 m)
Speed: 418 kt (774 km/h, 481 mph)
Track: 304°
Squawk: 5645
Pos: 35.2024 / 30.9244
Radar: N-LCPH1
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2012, 08:11:04 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 29, 2012, 08:12:23 PM
Airline: BMI British Midland
Flight: BD131
From: London, Heathrow (LHR)
To: Dublin, Dublin (DUB)
Aircraft: Airbus A321-231 (A321)
Reg: G-MEDL
Hex: 400D89
Altitude: 23325 ft (7109 m)
Speed: 414 kt (767 km/h, 476 mph)
Track: 298°
Squawk: 4464
Pos: 51.8418 / -2.1099
Radar: NET1
Post by: Pirate on May 29, 2012, 10:24:49 PM
Flight: U28808
From: Pafos, Paphos (PFO)
To: London, Gatwick (LGW)
With slight deviation to Manchester to bomb all the northern bastards :thumbsup:
Aircraft: Airbus A320-214 (A320)
Reg: G-EZTT
Hex: 40622B
Altitude: 36000 ft (10973 m) and just about to leave Austrian airspace
Speed: 426 kt (789 km/h, 490 mph)
Track: 284°
Squawk: 5615
Pos: 46.8731 / 12.9062
Radar: EDDM2
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2012, 06:09:34 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 30, 2012, 07:14:35 AM
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2012, 08:07:11 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18260390 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18260390) happy002
happy001
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 30, 2012, 01:52:31 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2012, 02:07:31 PM
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2012, 02:09:02 PM
Ask for extra "Brown Bags" when you board. whistle:
Thumbs:
Post by: tel on May 30, 2012, 02:36:45 PM
Heard loadsa thudner about 14:30, but no rain. However, large amount of very big hailstones came down about a mile away.
Could be an interesting flight in.
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2012, 02:38:42 PM
We are having a mixed bag of weather, some very localised.
Heard loadsa thudner about 14:30, but no rain. However, large amount of very big hailstones came down about a mile away.
Could be an interesting flight in.
scared2:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 30, 2012, 05:54:29 PM
And the airport has a rooftop bar/smoking area.
Damned civilised.
Post by: Pirate on May 30, 2012, 09:11:22 PM
Airline: EasyJet
Flight: U28808
From: Pafos, Paphos (PFO)
To: London, Gatwick (LGW)
Aircraft: Airbus A320-214 (A320)
Reg: G-EZUS
Hex: 40666C
Altitude: 16200 ft (4938 m)
Speed: 354 kt (656 km/h, 407 mph)
Track: 300°
Squawk: 5672
Pos: 34.8663 / 31.8462
Radar: N-LCPH1
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2012, 10:14:06 AM
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 10:19:28 AM
Don't know what we did..........but that bar we were in sacked all their staff yesterday.........from the cleaner to the cook...... eeek:
Including that bird with the tats like....? eyes:
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2012, 10:21:02 AM
Don't know what we did..........but that bar we were in sacked all their staff yesterday.........from the cleaner to the cook...... eeek:
Including that bird with the tats like....? eyes:
They both had tats....... ::).........and yes all the staff.........
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 10:23:24 AM
Don't know what we did..........but that bar we were in sacked all their staff yesterday.........from the cleaner to the cook...... eeek:
Including that bird with the tats like....? eyes:
They both had tats....... ::).........and yes all the staff.........
All of them like...? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2012, 10:26:14 AM
Don't know what we did..........but that bar we were in sacked all their staff yesterday.........from the cleaner to the cook...... eeek:
Including that bird with the tats like....? eyes:
They both had tats....... ::).........and yes all the staff.........
All of them like...? rubschin:
What part of all do you not understand.......... rubschin:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 03, 2012, 12:43:14 PM
Don't know what we did..........but that bar we were in sacked all their staff yesterday.........from the cleaner to the cook...... eeek:
Including that bird with the tats like....? eyes:
They both had tats....... ::).........and yes all the staff.........
All of them like...? rubschin:
What part of all do you not understand.......... rubschin:
[/
All of it? whistle:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 03, 2012, 01:49:41 PM
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 03:47:14 PM
It's coz they still keep giggling, like...about how BM looked like a whipped dog when LL made him go home for his Sanatogen...
bastard! cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2012, 12:05:33 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 12, 2012, 12:15:57 PM
Spoke to tats..........she asked after Mrs TMR ..........said she was funny.........
lol:
That hangover lasted 48 hours!
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2012, 12:17:33 PM
Spoke to tats..........she asked after Mrs TMR ..........said she was funny.........
lol:
That hangover lasted 48 hours!
Less time than those lovely tattoos............ noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2012, 12:21:43 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 12, 2012, 12:41:30 PM
She did not mention BM ...........maybe he wasn't there long enough ........ whistle:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2012, 01:11:20 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2012, 03:42:59 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html)
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2012, 04:05:40 PM
Was this bloke in your hotel ...................( don't mention northerners..)........... whistle:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html)
What a complete c**t.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2012, 04:07:13 PM
Was this bloke in your hotel ...................( don't mention northerners..)........... whistle:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html)
What a complete c**t.... noooo:
In fairness our barmaid had a micheal jackson tat on her forearm........... redface:
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
Was this bloke in your hotel ...................( don't mention northerners..)........... whistle:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html)
What a complete c**t.... noooo:
In fairness our barmaid had a micheal jackson tat on her forearm........... redface:
She is a looker tho.... eyes:
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2012, 04:11:38 PM
Was this bloke in your hotel ...................( don't mention northerners..)........... whistle:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html)
What a complete c**t.... noooo:
In fairness our barmaid had a micheal jackson tat on her forearm........... redface:
She is a looker tho.... eyes:
The one that didn't mention you............... whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2012, 04:13:47 PM
Was this bloke in your hotel ...................( don't mention northerners..)........... whistle:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html)
What a complete c**t.... noooo:
In fairness our barmaid had a michael jackson tat on her forearm........... redface:
How old was it?
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2012, 06:43:00 PM
Was this bloke in your hotel ...................( don't mention northerners..)........... whistle:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4384386/Yorkshireman-has-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos.html)
What a complete c**t.... noooo:
In fairness our barmaid had a micheal jackson tat on her forearm........... redface:
She is a looker tho.... eyes:
The one that didn't mention you............... whistle:
evil:
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2012, 12:50:59 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 11, 2012, 12:52:58 PM
Went to that 1st bar last night ...........he is selling it already (3 months open)........... eeek: wot did we do ....... rubschin:
Prolly not taking enough money - he may have been alright if a certain person didn't go home early... whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2012, 12:55:26 PM
Went to that 1st bar last night ...........he is selling it already (3 months open)........... eeek: wot did we do ....... rubschin:
Prolly not taking enough money - he may have been alright if a certain person didn't go home early... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
He actually offered it to me ........will let him know by friday ,....... need a manager if Mrs TMR is interested ....... :thumbsup:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 11, 2012, 12:57:47 PM
Went to that 1st bar last night ...........he is selling it already (3 months open)........... eeek: wot did we do ....... rubschin:
Prolly not taking enough money - he may have been alright if a certain person didn't go home early... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
He actually offered it to me ........will let him know by friday ,....... need a manager if Mrs TMR is interested ....... :thumbsup:
eeek: That's like giving matces to an arsonist noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2012, 01:46:30 PM
Went to that 1st bar last night ...........he is selling it already (3 months open)........... eeek: wot did we do ....... rubschin:
Prolly not taking enough money - he may have been alright if a certain person didn't go home early... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
He actually offered it to me ........will let him know by friday ,....... need a manager if Mrs TMR is interested ....... :thumbsup:
Will I have to get covered in tats...? rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2012, 05:33:07 PM
Went to that 1st bar last night ...........he is selling it already (3 months open)........... eeek: wot did we do ....... rubschin:
This could start a new comp, the pub joke:
BM, TMR, APC and Baldy walk into a bar....... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 11, 2012, 05:34:18 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2012, 05:36:06 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2012, 05:39:27 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 11, 2012, 05:41:58 PM
OI.......... evil:
......said the landlord whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2012, 05:43:04 PM
OI.......... evil:
......said the landlord whistle:
Thinking about it ........... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2012, 05:09:41 AM
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2012, 09:57:35 AM
Went to that 1st bar last night ...........he is selling it already (3 months open)........... eeek: wot did we do ....... rubschin:
This could start a new comp, the pub joke:
BM, TMR, APC and Baldy walk into a bar....... rubschin:
..... BM said "I think I left my wallet on the dresser", Baldy got thrown out for previous, apc went straight to the toilets and TMR paid.
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2012, 01:35:04 PM
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2012, 01:43:51 PM
Just to let BM know.......... Tits n Tatts is now a dancer on bar street........... whistle: maybe that's where Baldys been......... rubschin:
A 'dancer' you say....? eyes:
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2012, 01:45:46 PM
Just to let BM know.......... Tits n Tatts is now a dancer on bar street........... whistle: maybe that's where Baldys been......... rubschin:
A 'dancer' you say....? eyes:
Yes n yes ......... whistle:
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2012, 01:49:24 PM
Just to let BM know.......... Tits n Tatts is now a dancer on bar street........... whistle: maybe that's where Baldys been......... rubschin:
A 'dancer' you say....? eyes:
Yes n yes ......... whistle:
If only I could get a pass out! sad32:
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2012, 01:52:59 PM
Just to let BM know.......... Tits n Tatts is now a dancer on bar street........... whistle: maybe that's where Baldys been......... rubschin:
A 'dancer' you say....? eyes:
Yes n yes ......... whistle:
If only I could get a pass out! sad32:
Reports are she does not wear alot ............ whistle:
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2012, 02:01:16 PM
Just to let BM know.......... Tits n Tatts is now a dancer on bar street........... whistle: maybe that's where Baldys been......... rubschin:
A 'dancer' you say....? eyes:
Yes n yes ......... whistle:
If only I could get a pass out! sad32:
Reports are she does not wear alot ............ whistle:
Shocked:
Post by: Just One More on August 04, 2012, 05:23:09 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2012, 05:34:19 PM
I think we need photographic evidence to satisfy any doubting Thomas's out there like whistle:
I hope you know if I go it is purely for research............coz you lot asked .........
:thumbsup:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 05, 2012, 08:53:46 AM
I think we need photographic evidence to satisfy any doubting Thomas's out there like whistle:
I hope you know if I go it is purely for research............coz you lot asked .........
:thumbsup:
Yeah, yeah, whatevva . .
Just bloody well get on with it and post the pics! Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2012, 08:54:36 AM
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2013, 12:53:38 AM
btw I do not own it you free-loaders...........
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2013, 12:55:25 AM
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2013, 12:58:01 AM
I feel a holiday coming on. BM has teh Miss D suite I believe... rubschin:
I'll arrange it. you pay for it......... :thumbsup:
same deal as getting the bar ,
Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2013, 12:59:27 AM
The bar will open again ...........spent all day sorting it out ..............should I get a blue plack for TMR.......... rubschin:
btw I do not own it you free-loaders...........
When does it open?
Where is it?
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2013, 01:03:59 AM
The bar will open again ...........spent all day sorting it out ..............should I get a blue plack for TMR.......... rubschin:
btw I do not own it you free-loaders...........
When does it open?
Where is it?
Sundowners/shooters ............just sorting rent out ...now ..
open in a few weeks ........IF they agree......
I am purely a go=between .......with perks.... :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2013, 01:15:25 AM
The bar will open again ...........spent all day sorting it out ..............should I get a blue plack for TMR.......... rubschin:
btw I do not own it you free-loaders...........
When does it open?
Where is it?
Sundowners/shooters ............just sorting rent out ...now ..
open in a few weeks ........IF they agree......
I am purely a go=between .......with perks.... :thumbsup:
Top man. :thumbsup:
Been having trouble finding a decent boozer through the winter months, could be a good reason to have the odd drink or two. :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2013, 07:06:54 AM
I feel a holiday coming on. BM has teh Miss D suite I believe... rubschin:
:thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2014, 09:10:45 PM
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 05:32:01 AM
It's TMR's round next........ Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2014, 06:13:58 AM
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 06:15:08 AM
Is TMR going on tour again ???
Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 23, 2014, 07:21:29 AM
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 07:45:09 AM
oh gawd ...an inflated Smug Club noooo:
angel1
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 23, 2014, 08:04:26 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2014, 08:08:01 AM
I am scheduled to land 14.15 Smugland time :thumbsup:
Have fun.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 23, 2014, 08:12:04 AM
I am scheduled to land 14.15 Smugland time :thumbsup:
Have fun.
Hopefully the French Air Traffic Control strike, starting tomorrow, won't affect me cussing:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2014, 08:26:39 AM
I am scheduled to land 14.15 Smugland time :thumbsup:
Have fun.
Hopefully the French Air Traffic Control strike, starting tomorrow, won't affect me cussing:
Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 08:27:25 AM
I am scheduled to land 14.15 Smugland time :thumbsup:
Have fun.
Hopefully the French Air Traffic Control strike, starting tomorrow, won't affect me cussing:
It is going to be bleddy hot - you'll need some sun block on your dome.... whistle:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 23, 2014, 01:08:37 PM
I am scheduled to land 14.15 Smugland time :thumbsup:
Have fun.
Hopefully the French Air Traffic Control strike, starting tomorrow, won't affect me cussing:
It is going to be bleddy hot - you'll need some sun block on your dome.... whistle:
I've shaved it in your honour
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 01:19:28 PM
I am scheduled to land 14.15 Smugland time :thumbsup:
Have fun.
Hopefully the French Air Traffic Control strike, starting tomorrow, won't affect me cussing:
It is going to be bleddy hot - you'll need some sun block on your dome.... whistle:
I've shaved it in your honour
That didn't take long! point:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2014, 01:33:56 PM
I am scheduled to land 14.15 Smugland time :thumbsup:
Have fun.
Hopefully the French Air Traffic Control strike, starting tomorrow, won't affect me cussing:
It is going to be bleddy hot - you'll need some sun block on your dome.... whistle:
I've shaved it in your honour
I think he meant your scalp
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2014, 01:37:06 PM
I am scheduled to land 14.15 Smugland time :thumbsup:
Have fun.
Hopefully the French Air Traffic Control strike, starting tomorrow, won't affect me cussing:
It is going to be bleddy hot - you'll need some sun block on your dome.... whistle:
I've shaved it in your honour
I think he meant your scalp
;D ;D eeek:
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 03:32:34 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2014, 03:34:55 PM
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 03:36:03 PM
I need to get betterer first..... sad24:
I wasn't inviting you.... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2014, 03:37:50 PM
I need to get betterer first..... sad24:
I wasn't inviting you.... ::)
evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2014, 03:41:25 PM
I need to get betterer first..... sad24:
I wasn't inviting you.... ::)
Can't handle the competition you say..... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 03:42:07 PM
I need to get betterer first..... sad24:
I wasn't inviting you.... ::)
Can't handle the competition you say..... rubschin:
evil:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2014, 04:05:41 PM
We could go and shoot some clays this week like.... Thumbs:
Have you got a 410?
Don't want the poor bloke getting knocked over like a Weeble. noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 04:38:38 PM
We could go and shoot some clays this week like.... Thumbs:
Have you got a 410?
Don't want the poor bloke getting knocked over like a Weeble. noooo:
No, but my neighbour has a new .410.... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2014, 04:40:18 PM
We could go and shoot some clays this week like.... Thumbs:
Have you got a 410?
Don't want the poor bloke getting knocked over like a Weeble. noooo:
No, but my neighbour has a new .410.... Thumbs:
I bet he does....... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 07:40:09 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2014, 07:46:15 PM
I bet he is wrapping his Trunkie in cling film right now! cloud9:
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2014, 07:49:31 PM
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 07:56:17 PM
Is he there yet?
No, he is just wrapping his trunkie in cling film.... ::)
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2014, 08:02:59 PM
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2014, 08:46:51 PM
3 seconds then, at most ::)
Sent from my Moto G using Tapatalk
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 23, 2014, 09:38:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2014, 09:44:21 PM
Can't sleep
Sleep on the plane...... Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2014, 10:18:09 PM
Can't sleep
Sleep on the plane...... Thumbs:
....when the bar is open? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2014, 05:06:07 AM
Can't sleep
Sleep on the plane...... Thumbs:
I wonder if he booked extended legroom...? rubschin:
happy002
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2014, 08:40:56 AM
Can't sleep
Sleep on the plane...... Thumbs:
I wonder if he booked extended legroom...? rubschin:
happy002
Doing the emergency demonstration.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mailspeedmarine.com%2Fupload_module%2Fwysiwyg%2Fchild%2520life%2520jacket.jpg&hash=1a6770d9002e3cca581cd92a534823514508a3cb)
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2014, 10:39:51 AM
Can't sleep
Sleep on the plane...... Thumbs:
I wonder if he booked extended legroom...? rubschin:
happy002
Doing the emergency demonstration.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mailspeedmarine.com%2Fupload_module%2Fwysiwyg%2Fchild%2520life%2520jacket.jpg&hash=1a6770d9002e3cca581cd92a534823514508a3cb)
;D
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 11:34:55 AM
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2014, 11:51:42 AM
The eagle has landed..... Thumbs:
The tiny bald eagle...? whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2014, 12:01:05 PM
The eagle has landed..... Thumbs:
The tiny bald eagle...? whistle:
BM has an mini me? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 12:18:25 PM
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2014, 12:33:36 PM
"Expect a gradual increase in temperatures from tomorrow onwards, and by Saturday it will reach about 42oC, maybe more � but around that temperature. In the coastal areas it will be around 36oC," Meteorological Service official Stavros Vassiliades told FG
;D ;D
Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2014, 03:25:57 PM
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2014, 03:27:12 PM
Out with TMR, Apey and Foggy. Apey just tried to phone BM.....No answer. He has bottled it. noooo:
No, he let it ring twice then rang off so I'd call him back the tight bastard! cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 05:15:52 PM
Out with TMR, Apey and Foggy. Apey just tried to phone BM.....No answer. He has bottled it. noooo:
No, he let it ring twice then rang off so I'd call him back the tight bastard! cussing:
Tmr bought the beers....... Thumbs: he may be sleeping now ........ rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 05:17:34 PM
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2014, 05:20:39 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 05:23:37 PM
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2014, 05:46:02 PM
He has platform trainers,......... noooo: holiday cuban heels....... Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 05:48:30 PM
He has platform trainers,......... noooo: holiday cuban heels....... Thumbs:
happy001
He and Baldy stood back to back to see who was tallest .........Miss T was...... noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2014, 05:49:27 PM
He has platform trainers,......... noooo: holiday cuban heels....... Thumbs:
happy001
He and Baldy stood back to back to see who was tallest .........Miss T was...... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2014, 10:22:00 PM
He has platform trainers,......... noooo: holiday cuban heels....... Thumbs:
happy001
He and Baldy stood back to back to see who was tallest .........Miss T was...... noooo:
She is only five foot two.....and has a flat bit on the top of her head. Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 25, 2014, 06:25:00 AM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 06:30:23 AM
Good morning all
hattip:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 25, 2014, 07:12:32 AM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 07:16:18 AM
Feel a bit rough. ..
Oh dears... it is only day 2.... noooo:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 25, 2014, 07:46:22 AM
Feel a bit rough. ..
Oh dears... it is only day 2.... noooo:
Apey's fault...
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 07:54:46 AM
Feel a bit rough. ..
Oh dears... it is only day 2.... noooo:
Apey's fault...
Well, I'm sure you can't accuse him of buying you too many.... ::)
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2014, 10:23:55 AM
He has platform trainers,......... noooo: holiday cuban heels....... Thumbs:
happy001
He and Baldy stood back to back to see who was tallest .........Miss T was...... noooo:
She is only five foot two.....and has a flat bit on the top of her head. Thumbs:
From dropping her on't cobbles when she were a lass?
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2014, 04:46:57 PM
A text comes in......
blown across bedroom when he tried to turn on a lamp......woke up next to the wardrobe...... eeek:
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2014, 04:50:10 PM
He has blown himself up'''''''''''' ;D is he Nick.... rubschin:
A text comes in......
blown across bedroom when he tried to turn on a lamp......woke up next to the wardrobe...... eeek:
He was drinking with me this avro. redface:
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2014, 04:52:03 PM
He has blown himself up'''''''''''' ;D is he Nick.... rubschin:
A text comes in......
blown across bedroom when he tried to turn on a lamp......woke up next to the wardrobe...... eeek:
He was drinking with me this avro. redface:
Explains it then........ noooo:
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2014, 04:55:54 PM
He has blown himself up'''''''''''' ;D is he Nick.... rubschin:
A text comes in......
blown across bedroom when he tried to turn on a lamp......woke up next to the wardrobe...... eeek:
He was drinking with me this avro. redface:
Explains it then........ noooo:
He would be better off drinking shandy with BM. Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2014, 06:57:52 AM
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2014, 07:07:07 AM
Going to get a screwdriver and fix it myself
eeek: eeek:
I bet Apey is already on the phone checking if he can take a cash refund should you electrocute yourself. noooo:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2014, 07:34:38 AM
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2014, 07:57:25 AM
I chickened out and told reception instead
Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2014, 11:00:39 AM
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2014, 11:01:53 AM
Only in Paphos - "Snoopy's Eccentric Accessories"
Don't drink in the sun..... noooo:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2014, 11:05:04 AM
Only in Paphos - "Snoopy's Eccentric Accessories"
Don't drink in the sun..... noooo:
I'm in the shade
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2014, 11:06:07 AM
Only in Paphos - "Snoopy's Eccentric Accessories"
Don't drink in the sun..... noooo:
I'm in the shade
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2014, 11:13:51 AM
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2014, 11:16:09 AM
Warm today, innit? And my feckin shoulders are aching from their involuntary spasm when 220V coursed through them when the lamp blew up
Gonna be hotter tomorrow......and that shock saves you going to the gym.... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2014, 11:17:26 AM
Warm today, innit? And my feckin shoulders are aching from their involuntary spasm when 220V coursed through them when the lamp blew up
It was you that caused the bastard power cut??? cussing:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2014, 11:18:49 AM
Warm today, innit? And my feckin shoulders are aching from their involuntary spasm when 220V coursed through them when the lamp blew up
Gonna be hotter tomorrow......and that shock saves you going to the gym.... Thumbs:
Good thinking! And good wifi in the Alea - bit of a breeze too.
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2014, 08:15:39 PM
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2014, 04:55:04 AM
He has gone quiet........ rubschin:
scared2:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2014, 07:26:50 AM
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2014, 12:48:19 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2014, 03:05:23 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2014, 03:20:12 PM
Going to see a band on Friday..... Thumbs: bit of punk ... Thumbs: BM knows a little about them .......one of the band practices opposite him.. whistle:
Thinking about it , it maybe cheaper to go to BM towers drink his booze and listen from there.............. rubschin: LL could do sossie rolls........ whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2014, 04:19:20 PM
Going to see a band on Friday..... Thumbs: bit of punk ... Thumbs: BM knows a little about them .......one of the band practices opposite him.. whistle:
Vacant...?
He was practising all last weekend.... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2014, 04:20:15 PM
Going to see a band on Friday..... Thumbs: bit of punk ... Thumbs: BM knows a little about them .......one of the band practices opposite him.. whistle:
Vacant...?
He was practising all last weekend.... ::)
Thumbs: you can come too.........
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2014, 04:21:15 PM
Going to see a band on Friday..... Thumbs: bit of punk ... Thumbs: BM knows a little about them .......one of the band practices opposite him.. whistle:
Vacant...?
He was practising all last weekend.... ::)
Thumbs: you can come too.........
Have the kidz here..... ::)
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2014, 04:21:39 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2014, 04:24:11 PM
Going to see a band on Friday..... Thumbs: bit of punk ... Thumbs: BM knows a little about them .......one of the band practices opposite him.. whistle:
Vacant...?
He was practising all last weekend.... ::)
Thumbs: you can come too.........
Have the kidz here..... ::)
Your own Ramadan......... point:
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2014, 04:35:32 PM
Going to see a band on Friday..... Thumbs: bit of punk ... Thumbs: BM knows a little about them .......one of the band practices opposite him.. whistle:
Vacant...?
He was practising all last weekend.... ::)
Thumbs: you can come too.........
Have the kidz here..... ::)
Your own Ramadan......... point:
happy001
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 02, 2014, 05:53:58 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2014, 06:21:22 PM
It must be said that the local beers (for want of a better word) are not what my Young's filled belly is used to. Hence a certain dull ache - nothing terrible - every day. Baldy warned me as much would happen. Even the bottled Carlsberg . G&Ts seem ok. God help me, I'm turning into Nick! Except not tall. Or ginger. Or chubby. Or a mongulation. Yet.
And you do not drink with your pinky finger poking out while you are on gerly drinks. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2014, 06:44:08 PM
It must be said that the local beers (for want of a better word) are not what my Young's filled belly is used to. Hence a certain dull ache - nothing terrible - every day. Baldy warned me as much would happen. Even the bottled Carlsberg . G&Ts seem ok. God help me, I'm turning into Nick! Except not tall. Or ginger. Or chubby. Or a mongulation. Yet.
You need to visit the Aphrodite's Rock Brewery..... Thumbs:
Bottled Carlsberg always makes me feel poorly.... the tinned or on tap is okay....
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2014, 06:46:32 PM
It must be said that the local beers (for want of a better word) are not what my Young's filled belly is used to. Hence a certain dull ache - nothing terrible - every day. Baldy warned me as much would happen. Even the bottled Carlsberg . G&Ts seem ok. God help me, I'm turning into Nick! Except not tall. Or ginger. Or chubby. Or a mongulation. Yet.
You need to visit the Aphrodite's Rock Brewery..... Thumbs:
Bottled Carlsberg always makes me feel poorly.... the tinned or on tap is okay....
The boozer just down the road from me has some of their ale on draught, I told TMR....but not sure if he has ventured there yet?
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2014, 01:35:56 PM
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2014, 01:52:02 PM
No band tonight TMR is under the weather ..........(lightweight whistle: )..........
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2014, 06:34:21 PM
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2014, 06:35:54 PM
All gone quiet......missing in action...... rubschin:
Broken.... noooo:
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2014, 06:53:30 PM
All gone quiet......missing in action...... rubschin:
Broken.... noooo:
Nowt to do with me. angel1
Where is Foggy? rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 07, 2014, 07:57:48 AM
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2014, 08:41:53 AM
Bad stomach. ..
Tsk, tsk.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2014, 12:56:16 PM
Bad stomach. ..
Tsk, tsk.... noooo:
Lack of beer........ noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2014, 12:56:59 PM
Bad stomach. ..
Tsk, tsk.... noooo:
Lack of beer........ noooo:
Obviously! Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2014, 04:20:06 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2014, 10:02:48 PM
Met him this avro.....seems to back on form. Thumbs:
Tomorrow a session.......... rubschin:
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2014, 10:18:54 PM
Met him this avro.....seems to back on form. Thumbs:
Tomorrow a session.......... rubschin:
Could do. Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2014, 10:25:53 PM
Met him this avro.....seems to back on form. Thumbs:
Tomorrow a session.......... rubschin:
Could do. Thumbs:
TMR's round........ rubschin:
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2014, 10:30:13 PM
Met him this avro.....seems to back on form. Thumbs:
Tomorrow a session.......... rubschin:
Could do. Thumbs:
TMR's round........ rubschin:
.....and short.
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2014, 10:32:58 PM
Met him this avro.....seems to back on form. Thumbs:
Tomorrow a session.......... rubschin:
Could do. Thumbs:
TMR's round........ rubschin:
.....and short.
And Bald...... whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2014, 05:13:25 AM
Met him this avro.....seems to back on form. Thumbs:
Tomorrow a session.......... rubschin:
Could do. Thumbs:
TMR's round........ rubschin:
.....and short.
And Bald...... whistle:
;D
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2014, 05:17:54 AM
Met him this avro.....seems to back on form. Thumbs:
Tomorrow a session.......... rubschin:
Could do. Thumbs:
TMR's round........ rubschin:
.....and short.
And Bald...... whistle:
;D
And allowed out....... whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2014, 05:27:37 AM
Quote from: apc2010 link=topic=10815.msg5y22927#msg522927 date=1404771953Met him this avro.....seems to back on form. Thumbs:
Tomorrow a session.......... rubschin:
Could do. Thumbs:
TMR's round........ rubschin:
.....and short.
And Bald...... whistle:
Stick a thimble on his head and BM has an mini me whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2014, 05:28:26 AM
Met him this avro.....seems to back on form. Thumbs:
Tomorrow a session.......... rubschin:
Could do. Thumbs:
TMR's round........ rubschin:
.....and short.
And Bald...... whistle:
;D
And allowed out....... whistle:
evil:
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2014, 01:35:38 PM
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2014, 01:52:45 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2014, 02:20:54 PM
It's his last night..... sad24: and I am working wonder if Baldy could be perseuded to go out for a drink............... rubschin:
Already had a couple with him and Bangkok Dick. A quiet (er than last) night is needed. Still be up later than BM, mind. ..
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2014, 02:43:45 PM
It's his last night..... sad24: and I am working wonder if Baldy could be perseuded to go out for a drink............... rubschin:
Already had a couple with him and Bangkok Dick. A quiet (er than last) night is needed. Still be up later than BM, mind. ..
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2014, 05:33:49 PM
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2014, 05:35:02 PM
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2014, 05:38:01 PM
Was he getting the train from Gatwick? scared2: scared2:
eeek:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 28, 2015, 10:22:01 AM
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2015, 10:43:04 AM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
Party001:
I think LL might be away.... rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 28, 2015, 11:06:16 AM
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2015, 11:30:58 AM
Could get messy :thumbsup:
eveilgrin:
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 11:39:19 AM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
hotel sorted...... Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 28, 2015, 12:04:46 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
hotel sorted...... Thumbs:
Beers on me :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 12:07:50 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
hotel sorted...... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Beers on me :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2015, 12:08:03 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
hotel sorted...... Thumbs:
Beers on me :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 12:09:03 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
Party001:
I think LL might be away.... rubschin:
Does he like pizza....... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 01:22:59 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
hotel sorted...... Thumbs:
Beers on me :thumbsup:
As the room is booked in my name could I start tabbing them now....... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2015, 01:34:35 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
hotel sorted...... Thumbs:
Beers on me :thumbsup:
As the room is booked in my name could I start tabbing them now....... rubschin:
:thumbsup:
LL flies out lunchtime on the 26th...
Post by: Misty on April 28, 2015, 01:49:53 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
Party001:
I think LL might be away.... rubschin:
Does he like pizza....... rubschin:
BM does a wicked steak on the BBQ cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 01:53:23 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
Party001:
I think LL might be away.... rubschin:
Does he like pizza....... rubschin:
BM does a wicked steak on the BBQ cloud9:
The dog didn't eat it.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2015, 03:18:10 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
Party001:
I think LL might be away.... rubschin:
Does he like pizza....... rubschin:
BM does a wicked steak on the BBQ cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 03:46:58 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
Party001:
I think LL might be away.... rubschin:
Does he like pizza....... rubschin:
BM does a wicked steak on the BBQ cloud9:
:thumbsup:
See above...... whistle:
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2015, 03:50:04 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
Party001:
I think LL might be away.... rubschin:
Does he like pizza....... rubschin:
BM does a wicked steak on the BBQ cloud9:
:thumbsup:
See above...... whistle:
No problemo my padlock pocketed friend! :thumbsup:
You can have a tin of doggy chunks... Misty, TMR and myself will eat the steaks.....
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 03:52:29 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
Party001:
I think LL might be away.... rubschin:
Does he like pizza....... rubschin:
BM does a wicked steak on the BBQ cloud9:
:thumbsup:
See above...... whistle:
No problemo my padlock pocketed friend! :thumbsup:
You can have a tin of doggy chunks... Misty, TMR and myself will eat the steaks.....
Miss A can bring her jugs....... Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 28, 2015, 03:52:38 PM
Post by: Misty on April 28, 2015, 03:55:14 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 28, 2015, 03:56:27 PM
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2015, 04:00:54 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
rubschin:
Post by: Misty on April 28, 2015, 04:04:48 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
rubschin:
scared2:
Post by: Misty on April 28, 2015, 04:08:31 PM
18th June - 28th June :thumbsup:
Party001:
I think LL might be away.... rubschin:
Does he like pizza....... rubschin:
BM does a wicked steak on the BBQ cloud9:
:thumbsup:
See above...... whistle:
No problemo my padlock pocketed friend! :thumbsup:
You can have a tin of doggy chunks... Misty, TMR and myself will eat the steaks.....
cloud9: cloud9: twas yumster, and all civilised like. rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 04:56:55 PM
I think Nick should join us...
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2015, 08:23:49 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
rubschin:
scared2:
A rat arsed BM decides to show off his quadcopter
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2015, 05:59:22 AM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
rubschin:
scared2:
A rat arsed BM decides to show off his quadcoptercrashingflying skills... rubschin:
eeek:
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2015, 06:00:43 AM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2015, 10:50:43 AM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2015, 11:26:14 AM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
cloud9:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2015, 11:30:28 AM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
Just remember to use your other foot to kick Apey and you should be ok.. Thumbs:
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2015, 11:38:14 AM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
Just remember to use your other foot to kick Apey and you should be ok.. Thumbs:
Or I could just hit him. rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2015, 11:45:53 AM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
Just remember to use your other foot to kick Apey and you should be ok.. Thumbs:
Or I could just hit him. rubschin:
Risks breaking your hands which would stop you from holding a drink.. rubschin:
Post by: Misty on April 29, 2015, 01:32:37 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
Just remember to use your other foot to kick Apey and you should be ok.. Thumbs:
Or I could just hit him. rubschin:
Risks breaking your hands which would stop you from holding a drink.. rubschin:
eeek: God forbid! Point well made.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 16, 2015, 08:51:43 PM
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2015, 10:23:20 PM
Work done. Young's in hand, the holiday starts now:thumbsup: going to pack a new fuel pump for a Panjero?
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2015, 05:53:43 AM
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2015, 06:32:00 AM
Work done. Young's in hand, the holiday starts now:thumbsup: going to pack a new fuel pump for a Panjero?
sad32:
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2015, 02:24:12 PM
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2015, 05:00:59 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
well that didn't happen, I now have two broken bits. noooo:
Taking TMR to the place it all began on Friday night. Going to see the punk band where I broke myself. What could poss..............
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2015, 05:15:40 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
well that didn't happen, I now have two broken bits. noooo:
Taking TMR to the place it all began on Friday night. Going to see the punk band where I broke myself. What could poss..............
I told him he has to take care of me til Apey joins us later. I think I may have scared him. noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2015, 05:29:56 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
well that didn't happen, I now have two broken bits. noooo:
Taking TMR to the place it all began on Friday night. Going to see the punk band where I broke myself. What could poss..............
scared2:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 17, 2015, 06:16:35 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
well that didn't happen, I now have two broken bits. noooo:
Taking TMR to the place it all began on Friday night. Going to see the punk band where I broke myself. What could poss..............
You'll be safe with me...honestly
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2015, 06:22:20 PM
I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
well that didn't happen, I now have two broken bits. noooo:
Taking TMR to the place it all began on Friday night. Going to see the punk band where I broke myself. What could poss..............
You'll be safe with me...honestly
char048
Post by: Misty on June 17, 2015, 07:25:04 PM
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2015, 07:37:17 PM
maybe not one of my finer ideas..... rubschin:
There is a minibus coming from Pissouri.... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2015, 10:01:02 PM
maybe not one of my finer ideas..... rubschin:
There is a minibus coming from Pissouri.... rubschin:
Thumbs: beers on you,,,,
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 08:19:06 AM
rubschin:I think Nick should join us...
yes yes!! boozy, poolside bbq at BM towers, what could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Your Tango foot won't be ready....?
it bloody better be! he's not coming til june. I will make it my mission to be in tip top shape. Thumbs:
well that didn't happen, I now have two broken bits. noooo:
Taking TMR to the place it all began on Friday night. Going to see the punk band where I broke myself. What could poss..............
You'll be safe with me...honestly
Are there any railway journeys involved?
Post by: Misty on June 18, 2015, 03:11:40 PM
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2015, 03:12:29 PM
The Eagle has landed. eveilgrin:
The teeny-tiny bald headed Eagle...?
Post by: Misty on June 18, 2015, 03:17:05 PM
The Eagle has landed. eveilgrin:
The teeny-tiny bald headed Eagle...?
that's the one. Infact reminds me of my bald cockateil. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2015, 03:26:14 PM
Post by: Misty on June 18, 2015, 03:46:45 PM
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2015, 03:49:00 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2015, 03:49:47 PM
He's gone to bed. One too many sherries on the plane. noooo: He's a bigger lightweight than BM.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uybtn6ebG0I#)
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2015, 04:11:14 PM
He's gone to bed. One too many sherries on the plane. noooo: He's a bigger lightweight than BM.
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Misty on June 18, 2015, 04:35:25 PM
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2015, 04:36:18 PM
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2015, 06:24:52 PM
he has risen!!!! I am now asking him to join my mission of getting BM to come tomorrow night too. :thumbsup:
He sent me a message.... cloud9:
...only one word, the illiterate mong... ::)
Post by: boogs on June 18, 2015, 06:51:52 PM
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2015, 06:59:50 PM
Wish it was us there stopping with Kostas sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
We wish it was you too! :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on June 18, 2015, 07:13:24 PM
Wish it was us there stopping with Kostas sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
We wish it was you too! :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Bless him it is the change of beer whistle: He'll soon acclimatise Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2015, 07:49:44 PM
he has risen!!!! I am now asking him to join my mission of getting BM to come tomorrow night too. :thumbsup:
All fixed up like! Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2015, 08:02:53 PM
Post by: Misty on June 18, 2015, 08:48:37 PM
rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 19, 2015, 04:46:44 AM
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2015, 06:21:40 AM
Yey! same place tomorrow. thats when i broke myself. Now I have TMR and BM to take care of me. Thumbs:.....................................
rubschin:
eveilgrin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 19, 2015, 07:45:13 AM
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2015, 08:08:09 AM
We could give her a foot massage.... rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 19, 2015, 09:56:15 AM
We could give her a foot massage.... rubschin:
I'll leave that to you
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 19, 2015, 09:59:05 AM
he has risen!!!! I am now asking him to join my mission of getting BM to come tomorrow night too. :thumbsup:
He sent me a message.... cloud9:
...only one word, the illiterate mong... ::)
And you replied...only one word, illiterate old Mong...
Post by: Misty on June 19, 2015, 11:12:28 AM
We're going here to see these....
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wxIfMrGGGvQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Thats the actual night I hurt myself!! every now and then you see Apey pop his head into the frame. We were by the stage on the right, just off screen. Thumbs:
Looking forward to it. Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 19, 2015, 11:40:00 AM
Post by: Misty on June 19, 2015, 12:44:48 PM
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2015, 01:06:41 PM
We're going here to see these....
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wxIfMrGGGvQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Thats the actual night I hurt myself!! every now and then you see Apey pop his head into the frame. We were by the stage on the right, just off screen. Thumbs:
Looking forward to it. Thumbs: Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2015, 01:17:50 PM
I wonder which one...? rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fhp106pqq5%2Fpunk_baby_onesies.jpg&hash=5701f4ff5c227c34cbea1c683cb2c0daa9655cb5) (http://postimg.org/image/hp106pqq5/)
Post by: Misty on June 19, 2015, 01:19:22 PM
Post by: Misty on June 19, 2015, 05:29:53 PM
pray for no injuries please. ;)
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2015, 05:31:18 PM
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2015, 05:40:44 PM
it is time. hopefully have some vids and pics of the boys dance moves for you all tomorrow. :thumbsup:
pray for no injuries please. ;)
eeek:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 19, 2015, 05:49:29 PM
Post by: Misty on June 19, 2015, 11:59:05 PM
lucky there are no trains here..........
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 06:54:09 AM
TMR did his normal trick of saying "I need a wee-wee" and disappearing at about 10 o'clock... ::)
Misty and Apey were solid.... cloud9:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 20, 2015, 07:52:47 AM
I have absolutely no idea how I got back to the hotel. Fab night
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 08:02:01 AM
It was about 0100...
I have absolutely no idea how I got back to the hotel. Fab night
Bollox! ::)
I left at 12:45 and you'd been missing for hours! point:
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 08:05:48 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.org%2F7h0bksgu7%2FIMG_20150619_222459699.jpg&hash=6a57fd0d7a02115d0121c4207970724e78e98e48) (http://postimg.org/image/7h0bksgu7/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.org%2Ffnsbcd6wv%2FIMG_20150619_222537939.jpg&hash=4f5188de74e1bd6f09a7f439aa0a40a8a080b300) (http://postimg.org/image/fnsbcd6wv/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.org%2Ful0sddk5b%2FIMG_20150619_222551878.jpg&hash=c3e7dae49d785c4592365ee211a18f5294a5775e) (http://postimg.org/image/ul0sddk5b/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs27.postimg.org%2Fa25w8b67z%2FIMG_20150619_222559114.jpg&hash=0383763cd4ca2b9b1e569da0e0c1062b5a34d407) (http://postimg.org/image/a25w8b67z/)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 20, 2015, 08:53:11 AM
It was about 0100...
I have absolutely no idea how I got back to the hotel. Fab night
Bollox! ::)
I left at 12:45 and you'd been missing for hours! point:
My last text message was at 01.19. Although I don't remember sending it
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 09:12:45 AM
It was about 0100...
I have absolutely no idea how I got back to the hotel. Fab night
Bollox! ::)
I left at 12:45 and you'd been missing for hours! point:
My last text message was at 01.19. Although I don't remember sending it
We'll wait for Misty to give us a definitive answer.... whistle:
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 09:15:33 AM
Post by: Misty on June 20, 2015, 11:09:07 AM
outstanding night!!!!
went to bed at 6am, one leg and still the last one standing. Thumbs:
trying to work out how to get video from my phone to VP, got BM "dad dancing"
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 11:25:29 AM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
outstanding night!!!!
went to bed at 6am, one leg and still the last one standing. Thumbs:
trying to work out how to get video from my phone to VP, got BM "dad dancing"
eeek:
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 11:48:49 AM
Spirit In The Sky has just come on and LL's sister remarks, "That's an old one".... facepalm:
Post by: Misty on June 20, 2015, 12:41:26 PM
I've been playing a TOTP 70's music mix all morning... cloud9:
Spirit In The Sky has just come on and LL's sister remarks, "That's an old one".... facepalm:
Apey said did she mean you or the song?
(he's still too broke to come to puter) noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 12:48:27 PM
I've been playing a TOTP 70's music mix all morning... cloud9:
Spirit In The Sky has just come on and LL's sister remarks, "That's an old one".... facepalm:
Apey said did she mean you or the song?
(he's still too broke to come to puter) noooo:
evil:
Post by: Misty on June 20, 2015, 12:57:53 PM
not true ....she is hogging the putor,,,,,,, cussing:
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 12:58:50 PM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
outstanding night!!!!
went to bed at 6am, one leg and still the last one standing. Thumbs:
trying to work out how to get video from my phone to VP, got BM "dad dancing"
Oh. My. God. Shocked:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 20, 2015, 01:45:31 PM
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 01:46:36 PM
Actually. Want. To. Die.
pathead:
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2015, 02:00:37 PM
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2015, 02:44:17 PM
Actually. Want. To. Die.
happy100
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 20, 2015, 02:51:29 PM
TMR is a gayer......... noooo:
TMR has been in the 60's bar fir 2 hours. ..
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2015, 02:55:39 PM
TMR is a gayer......... noooo:
TMR has been in the 60's bar fir 2 hours. ..
Have you seen Baldy rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 20, 2015, 03:01:00 PM
TMR is a gayer......... noooo:
TMR has been in the 60's bar fir 2 hours. ..
Have you seen Baldy rubschin:
Yup. He is well.
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2015, 03:04:31 PM
TMR is a gayer......... noooo:
TMR has been in the 60's bar fir 2 hours. ..
Have you seen Baldy rubschin:
Yup. He is well.
Great please tell him I miss him :thumbsup:
Post by: Misty on June 20, 2015, 08:12:15 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 08:33:53 PM
I had to buy him milk.......... noooo:
facepalm:
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2015, 08:35:39 PM
I had to buy him milk.......... noooo:
facepalm:
IOt was my round.... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2015, 08:52:33 PM
Maybe BM could come.... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 08:53:39 PM
Tomorrow is afternoon session with my mate;s band .......... Thumbs:
Maybe BM could come.... rubschin:
Oh noes.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2015, 08:54:31 PM
Tomorrow is afternoon session with my mate;s band .......... Thumbs:
Maybe BM could come.... rubschin:
Oh noes.... noooo:
Gayer.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 08:55:50 PM
Tomorrow is afternoon session with my mate;s band .......... Thumbs:
Maybe BM could come.... rubschin:
Oh noes.... noooo:
Gayer.... noooo:
I have to take LL's sister back to the airport.... cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2015, 08:57:44 PM
Tomorrow is afternoon session with my mate;s band .......... Thumbs:
Maybe BM could come.... rubschin:
Oh noes.... noooo:
Gayer.... noooo:
I have to take LL's sister back to the airport.... cloud9:
Paphos .....on the way... Thumbs:
or have you used this year's permit....... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2015, 08:58:52 PM
Tomorrow is afternoon session with my mate;s band .......... Thumbs:
Maybe BM could come.... rubschin:
Oh noes.... noooo:
Gayer.... noooo:
I have to take LL's sister back to the airport.... cloud9:
Paphos .....on the way... Thumbs:
or have you used this year's permit....... rubschin:
rubschin:
Tis late o'clock... evil:
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2015, 08:59:49 PM
Tell her to make sure no one puts petrol in the jet's tanks likeTomorrow is afternoon session with my mate;s band .......... Thumbs:
Maybe BM could come.... rubschin:
Oh noes.... noooo:
Gayer.... noooo:
I have to take LL's sister back to the airport.... cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2015, 04:48:02 PM
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2015, 04:50:13 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2015, 05:28:48 PM
G&Ts it is then.
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2015, 05:29:31 PM
I have come to the conclusion that draught Europiss lager is the culprit. Too gassy and acidic.
G&Ts it is then.
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2015, 05:30:00 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2015, 05:34:40 PM
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2015, 05:35:37 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2015, 06:00:58 PM
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2015, 06:02:49 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2015, 06:06:05 PM
Video required
Not going... need to be up early..... evil:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2015, 07:11:30 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2015, 07:17:20 PM
No karaoke, just another Northern monkey singing bland shite.
rubschin: heckle them... Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2015, 07:28:56 PM
No karaoke, just another Northern monkey singing bland shite.
rubschin: heckle them... Thumbs:
Can't. Might wake someone up
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2015, 07:39:50 PM
No karaoke, just another Northern monkey singing bland shite.
rubschin: heckle them... Thumbs:
Can't. Might wake someone up
When are you coming over here like...? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2015, 07:51:06 PM
No karaoke, just another Northern monkey singing bland shite.
rubschin: heckle them... Thumbs:
Can't. Might wake someone up
Is BM there then... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2015, 07:59:26 PM
No karaoke, just another Northern monkey singing bland shite.
rubschin: heckle them... Thumbs:
Can't. Might wake someone up
Is BM there then... rubschin:
Feck off! cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2015, 08:04:20 PM
No karaoke, just another Northern monkey singing bland shite.
rubschin: heckle them... Thumbs:
Can't. Might wake someone up
When are you coming over here like...? rubschin:
Free at the weekend..... Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2015, 09:38:38 PM
Post by: Misty on June 21, 2015, 09:53:05 PM
Gone back out to the 60s bar. Wifi a bit hit and miss in the hotel - too many Northern monkeys downloading Whippet racing
evil: be careful, I know where you live.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2015, 10:00:13 PM
Gone back out to the 60s bar. Wifi a bit hit and miss in the hotel - too many Northern monkeys downloading Whippet racing
evil: be careful, I know where you live.
Post by: Misty on June 21, 2015, 10:11:45 PM
Gone back out to the 60s bar. Wifi a bit hit and miss in the hotel - too many Northern monkeys downloading Whippet racing
evil: be careful, I know where you live.
eveilgrin: I will get mt dad to set his whippet on you.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2015, 10:25:36 PM
Gone back out to the 60s bar. Wifi a bit hit and miss in the hotel - too many Northern monkeys downloading Whippet racing
evil: be careful, I know where you live.
eveilgrin: I will get mt dad to set his whippet on you.
You are not a Northern monkey. You are from York which is isolated from Northern Monkeyism. The specimens of other Northern Monkeyhood I am witnessing tonight defy description.
Post by: Misty on June 21, 2015, 10:47:31 PM
Gone back out to the 60s bar. Wifi a bit hit and miss in the hotel - too many Northern monkeys downloading Whippet racing
evil: be careful, I know where you live.
eveilgrin: I will get mt dad to set his whippet on you.
You are not a Northern monkey. You are from York which is isolated from Northern Monkeyism. The specimens of other Northern Monkeyhood I am witnessing tonight defy description.
lol: lol: lol: oh my. its a cheap part of the season, we only get northern monkeys and mongtards visiting this time of year.
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 06:07:58 AM
Gone back out to the 60s bar. Wifi a bit hit and miss in the hotel - too many Northern monkeys downloading Whippet racing
evil: be careful, I know where you live.
eveilgrin: I will get mt dad to set his whippet on you.
You are not a Northern monkey. You are from York which is isolated from Northern Monkeyism. The specimens of other Northern Monkeyhood I am witnessing tonight defy description.
lol: lol: lol: oh my. its a cheap part of the season, we only get northern monkeys and mongtards visiting this time of year.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 22, 2015, 08:58:29 AM
Gone back out to the 60s bar. Wifi a bit hit and miss in the hotel - too many Northern monkeys downloading Whippet racing
evil: be careful, I know where you live.
eveilgrin: I will get mt dad to set his whippet on you.
You are not a Northern monkey. You are from York which is isolated from Northern Monkeyism. The specimens of other Northern Monkeyhood I am witnessing tonight defy description.
lol: lol: lol: oh my. its a cheap part of the season, we only get northern monkeys and mongtards visiting this time of year.
Or those precluded from taking any holiday in July/August.
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 03:36:47 PM
Gone back out to the 60s bar. Wifi a bit hit and miss in the hotel - too many Northern monkeys downloading Whippet racing
60s bar...?
Only people under 60 inches tall can get in...? whistle:
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 03:59:53 PM
No karaoke, just another Northern monkey singing bland shite.
rubschin: heckle them... Thumbs:
Can't. Might wake someone up
When are you coming over here like...? rubschin:
Free at the weekend..... Thumbs:
Sat or Sun...? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2015, 04:22:00 PM
Or age of the youngest unattached female?Gone back out to the 60s bar. Wifi a bit hit and miss in the hotel - too many Northern monkeys downloading Whippet racing
60s bar...?
Only people under 60 inches tall can get in...? whistle:
Post by: Misty on June 22, 2015, 08:09:23 PM
No karaoke, just another Northern monkey singing bland shite.
rubschin: heckle them... Thumbs:
Can't. Might wake someone up
When are you coming over here like...? rubschin:
Free at the weekend..... Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 23, 2015, 12:52:59 PM
Good luck with that, luv, I haven't seen anything remotely as unattractive since I stumbled across a decomposing Ewe on a trek round the Antrim coastline.
And the Ewe smelled better.
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2015, 10:13:40 PM
The 2 girls next door were there ...
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2015, 05:53:53 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 24, 2015, 10:18:07 AM
TMR is a racist and a gayer ....... noooo:
The 2 girls next door were there ...
The poor, sweet, innocent South African waitress in the Ocean Basket was simply responding to a question from Apey about where she was from - "South Africa, have you ever been there?"
To which Apey replied "No, I'm not too keen on the blacks"
Unprepared for these words that would have you arrested in the UK, I laughed so hard that a piece of calamari came out of my nose
The next waitress then said that she was also a water sports instructor. Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.
Haven't laughed so much for years.
And the food was excellent too.
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2015, 10:42:18 AM
TMR is a racist and a gayer ....... noooo:
The 2 girls next door were there ...
The poor, sweet, innocent South African waitress in the Ocean Basket was simply responding to a question from Apey about where she was from - "South Africa, have you ever been there?"
To which Apey replied "No, I'm not too keen on the blacks"
Unprepared for these words that would have you arrested in the UK, I laughed so hard that a piece of calamari came out of my nose
The next waitress then said that she was also a water sports instructor. Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.
Haven't laughed so much for years.
And the food was excellent too.
A good night..... Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 24, 2015, 10:46:52 AM
Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fjcia9fmgf%2FOod.jpg&hash=2e9ced41ac8bddac3d4ef599d8913c7f832d9a20) (http://postimg.org/image/jcia9fmgf/)
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2015, 11:06:11 AM
TMR is a racist and a gayer ....... noooo:
The 2 girls next door were there ...
The poor, sweet, innocent South African waitress in the Ocean Basket was simply responding to a question from Apey about where she was from - "South Africa, have you ever been there?"
To which Apey replied "No, I'm not too keen on the blacks"
Unprepared for these words that would have you arrested in the UK, I laughed so hard that a piece of calamari came out of my nose
The next waitress then said that she was also a water sports instructor. Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.
Haven't laughed so much for years.
And the food was excellent too.
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2015, 11:08:26 AM
happy001 happy001TMR is a racist and a gayer ....... noooo:
The 2 girls next door were there ...
The poor, sweet, innocent South African waitress in the Ocean Basket was simply responding to a question from Apey about where she was from - "South Africa, have you ever been there?"
To which Apey replied "No, I'm not too keen on the blacks"
Unprepared for these words that would have you arrested in the UK, I laughed so hard that a piece of calamari came out of my nose
The next waitress then said that she was also a water sports instructor. Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.
Haven't laughed so much for years.
And the food was excellent too.
happy001
Post by: Misty on June 24, 2015, 07:59:05 PM
Post by: Misty on June 25, 2015, 02:36:13 PM
BM is cooking......................... scared2:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 03:05:27 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fxvg1wt25h%2Fbbq.jpg&hash=c2f344c9daed2f2183f32f82c2a7e54450cad4d2) (http://postimg.org/image/xvg1wt25h/)
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 06:01:00 PM
BBQ at BM towers on Saturday. Finally get to meet Miss A and Swillmore too. cloud9:
BM is cooking......................... scared2:
Oh well fucking done blabbermouth! facepalm:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 06:02:32 PM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 06:03:33 PM
I will be there too :thumbsup:
doublefacepalm
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 06:08:13 PM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 06:08:42 PM
Make up the spare room please
Already booked... whistle:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 06:10:04 PM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 06:12:36 PM
evil: By whom???????????
TMR Misty & Apey.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 06:13:19 PM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 06:14:35 PM
OK. Sofa cloud9:
Emma... whistle:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 06:15:23 PM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 06:17:15 PM
OK. Next to you and LL then.
LL will be in the UK like.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 06:20:02 PM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 06:21:19 PM
WHere will the Dutch twins be? rubschin:
Who? Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2015, 06:27:33 PM
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2015, 06:33:42 PM
2 more sausages on the BBQ, pal :thumbsup:
doh:
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2015, 10:31:07 AM
18 bottles of red
72 beers
640 tea bags
cloud9:
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2015, 10:32:13 AM
Fire extinguisher
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2015, 10:35:59 AM
First aid kit
Fire extinguisher
Got those! Thumbs:
And I think there is a pack of sossies in the freezer.... rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 26, 2015, 10:36:10 AM
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2015, 10:38:48 AM
New liver x 6
rubschin:
Post by: Miss Creant on June 26, 2015, 06:41:48 PM
New liver x 6
rubschin:
You need to go to a good local pub, Happy Hour = buy three get one free. angel1
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 28, 2015, 08:44:14 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 28, 2015, 09:03:06 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 28, 2015, 09:50:09 AM
They have broke you noooo:
Yup. I am turning into BM
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2015, 09:52:58 AM
They have broke you noooo:
Yup. I am turning into BM
evil: evil:
Post by: apc2010 on June 28, 2015, 02:31:44 PM
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2015, 02:32:22 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 28, 2015, 02:33:27 PM
Maybe he was paying whistle: whistle:
Not sure if he paid the lunchtime bill,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2015, 08:58:37 PM
Maybe he was paying whistle: whistle:
Not sure if he paid the lunchtime bill,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Sounds like you are rubbing off on poor moanio rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 01, 2015, 08:04:14 AM
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2015, 08:41:16 AM
10th-17th September :thumbsup:
Party001:
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2015, 12:05:54 PM
10th-17th September :thumbsup:
Party001:
Hotel booked..... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2015, 12:20:18 PM
10th-17th September :thumbsup:
Party001:
Hotel booked..... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2015, 12:21:32 PM
10th-17th September :thumbsup:
Party001:
Hotel booked..... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Next door to the tottie again.. rubschin:
Post by: Misty on September 01, 2015, 06:52:23 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 01, 2015, 07:14:18 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 01, 2015, 08:46:44 PM
I blame Apey.
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2015, 08:50:14 PM
Miss T is disgusterous. She's been messaging me about pubic hair and genital "flaking".
eeek:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 01, 2015, 09:01:01 PM
Miss T is disgusterous. She's been messaging me about pubic hair and genital "flaking".
eeek:
Shouldn't you be in bed?
Post by: Misty on September 01, 2015, 09:07:36 PM
Miss T is disgusterous. She's been messaging me about pubic hair and genital "flaking".
facepalm:
He started it. I informed him about the pending heatwave, he mentioned his speedos, it went drastically downhill from there. redface:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 01, 2015, 09:13:53 PM
Miss T is disgusterous. She's been messaging me about pubic hair and genital "flaking".
facepalm:
He started it. I informed him about the pending heatwave, he mentioned his speedos, it went drastically downhill from there. redface:
Post by: Misty on September 01, 2015, 09:45:50 PM
Miss T is disgusterous. She's been messaging me about pubic hair and genital "flaking".
facepalm:
He started it. I informed him about the pending heatwave, he mentioned his speedos, it went drastically downhill from there. redface:
yeah like anyone believes that. ::)
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2015, 09:47:16 PM
Miss T is disgusterous. She's been messaging me about pubic hair and genital "flaking".
facepalm:
He started it. I informed him about the pending heatwave, he mentioned his speedos, it went drastically downhill from there. redface:
yeah like anyone believes that. ::)
Anyone who has bought turnip futures probably would... rubschin:
Post by: Misty on September 05, 2015, 03:50:23 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fgb4omlktj%2FIMG_20150903_01047.jpg&hash=227ec6f1a2158e572af08c68e4e69f72bac47bd0) (http://postimg.org/image/gb4omlktj/)
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2015, 04:54:59 PM
He left one of his flip flops last time he was here, I kept it safe for him.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fgb4omlktj%2FIMG_20150903_01047.jpg&hash=227ec6f1a2158e572af08c68e4e69f72bac47bd0) (http://postimg.org/image/gb4omlktj/)
It is a sign
(https://robertatkinson61.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/monty-pythons-life-of-brian.jpg)
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2015, 09:35:36 PM
He left one of his flip flops last time he was here, I kept it safe for him.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fgb4omlktj%2FIMG_20150903_01047.jpg&hash=227ec6f1a2158e572af08c68e4e69f72bac47bd0) (http://postimg.org/image/gb4omlktj/)
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2015, 11:21:31 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2015, 12:55:08 PM
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2015, 12:55:26 PM
And no dust/sand
eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2015, 10:09:42 PM
And no dust/sand
eeek:
He comes in the posh end ....... whistle:
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2015, 06:12:40 AM
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2015, 07:02:18 AM
And no dust/sand
eeek:
He comes in the posh end ....... whistle:
It is even dustier here today... cry:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 11, 2015, 08:17:32 AM
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2015, 08:26:33 AM
I appear to be the only person drinking beer. Everyone else is on the iced coffee
Gayers.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2015, 08:27:08 AM
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2015, 08:40:29 AM
Iced coffee for BM, please
tea:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 11, 2015, 07:32:51 PM
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2015, 07:42:23 PM
Post by: apc2010 on September 11, 2015, 11:13:55 PM
G&T frenzy tonight
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2015, 08:23:25 AM
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2015, 08:25:26 AM
pathead:
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2015, 11:52:15 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2015, 11:55:54 AM
Meeting up tonight..... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2015, 02:34:18 PM
Meeting up tonight..... Thumbs:
Just the 2 of us....... scared2:
(free earworm)... Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2015, 02:36:26 PM
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2015, 02:48:00 PM
I may be merry by then
Well there is a band on at 10pm near you...... rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2015, 02:52:48 PM
I may be merry by then
Well there is a band on at 10pm near you...... rubschin:
Baywatch bar?
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2015, 03:13:11 PM
I may be merry by then
Well there is a band on at 10pm near you...... rubschin:
Baywatch bar?
The Rose pub.....could be fun for many reasons...... whistle:
Post by: Misty on September 12, 2015, 04:00:20 PM
Post by: Misty on September 12, 2015, 07:01:19 PM
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2015, 07:30:37 PM
A call comes in, it seems TMR may have broken his ankle. facepalm:noooo: that does not sound good.
Post by: Misty on September 12, 2015, 07:31:52 PM
A call comes in, it seems TMR may have broken his ankle. facepalm:noooo: that does not sound good.
noooo: Apey should be home shortly, update to follow. scared2:
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2015, 07:35:06 PM
Popcorn:A call comes in, it seems TMR may have broken his ankle. facepalm:noooo: that does not sound good.
noooo: Apey should be home shortly, update to follow. scared2:
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2015, 08:05:15 PM
A call comes in, it seems TMR may have broken his ankle. facepalm:
Tis only a teeny tiny ankle! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2015, 09:03:16 PM
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2015, 10:54:31 PM
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2015, 07:11:55 AM
Hrb id fyckrg ;D
We do have a dentistry thread... ::)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 13, 2015, 08:57:45 AM
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2015, 09:05:04 AM
Just a sprain. Alcohol required to numb the pain.:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2015, 12:27:42 PM
Just a sprain. Alcohol required to numb the pain.
Sprained ankle....? Gayer:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 13, 2015, 12:35:20 PM
Just a sprain. Alcohol required to numb the pain.
Sprained ankle....? Gayer:
It's worse than it seems. Can't walk to the bar
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2015, 12:36:05 PM
Just a sprain. Alcohol required to numb the pain.
Sprained ankle....? Gayer:
It's worse than it seems. Can't walk to the bar
You can crawl can't you...? ::)
Post by: Misty on September 16, 2015, 09:54:04 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2015, 09:58:01 AM
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering. rubschin: was it somethingweapey and TMR said? whistle:
Do you really need to ask?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 16, 2015, 10:10:12 AM
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering. rubschin: was it somethingweapey and TMR said? whistle:
Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like? Might have been a bit loud
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2015, 10:36:52 AM
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering. rubschin: was it somethingweapey and TMR said? whistle:
Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like? Might have been a bit loud
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2015, 10:53:52 AM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 16, 2015, 10:54:20 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2015, 10:58:30 AM
facepalm: facepalm:facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Post by: Misty on September 16, 2015, 11:02:46 AM
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering. rubschin: was it somethingweapey and TMR said? whistle:
Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like? Might have been a bit loud
that was in a different place!!!!! noooo:
I have to live here after you leave!!!!
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2015, 11:04:57 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2015, 11:38:17 AM
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering. rubschin: was it somethingweapey and TMR said? whistle:
Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like? Might have been a bit loud
that was in a different place!!!!! noooo:
I have to live here after you leave!!!!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.barnesfamilyhistory.org.uk%2Fimages%2Felements%2Ffan10.bmp&hash=adfa3dbf888c1e55e3702b0aab51732618842f03)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 16, 2015, 11:38:54 AM
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering. rubschin: was it somethingweapey and TMR said? whistle:
Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like? Might have been a bit loud
that was in a different place!!!!! noooo:
I have to live here after you leave!!!!
Was this before - or after - you molested the man-shark sculpture, said "cunt" ten times at full volume or head-butted the old fella behind you?
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2015, 11:40:11 AM
Post by: Misty on September 16, 2015, 11:43:46 AM
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering. rubschin: was it somethingweapey and TMR said? whistle:
Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like? Might have been a bit loud
that was in a different place!!!!! noooo:
I have to live here after you leave!!!!
Was this before - or after - you molested the man-shark sculpture, said "cunt" ten times at full volume or head-butted the old fella behind you?
I'd forgotten that. redface:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 16, 2015, 11:52:13 AM
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2015, 06:27:24 PM
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:facepalm: facepalm: facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2015, 07:32:52 PM
Can't take her anywhere...Apey and I were having a great discussion about how stand-up comedy had left the "take my mother-in-law...please" jokes and was now in the "outrage to provoke thought and reflection" stage. Miss T was submerged in Margarita's, farting regularly and guiding cigarettes into her nostrils as opposed to her mouth. These young'uns, huh?
I heard Apey had that effect on wimmin noooo:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 08, 2016, 08:39:08 AM
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2016, 08:58:52 AM
:thumbsup:
happ096
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 09, 2016, 09:05:03 AM
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2016, 09:05:49 AM
Popcorn:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 09, 2016, 09:12:42 AM
What can possibly go wrong?
Popcorn:
I refer the honourable gentleman to reply #615...
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2016, 09:17:54 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2016, 11:30:01 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2016, 06:38:53 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2016, 05:18:29 PM
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2016, 05:23:18 PM
Thumbs:
Morning Apey... ::)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 11, 2016, 07:06:21 PM
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2016, 07:08:15 PM
Pity they are geriatrics on a long break this year noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2016, 07:13:16 PM
My factotum (Apey) has secured my accommodation. The usual suite, I presume.
:thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs32.postimg.org%2Fs6c8qtzvl%2F170621e13_picnic_on_the_patio_playhouse_provenca.jpg&hash=6b52201e18a4038a7320dfc84495871180594d87) (http://postimg.org/image/s6c8qtzvl/)
:thumbsup:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 11, 2016, 07:14:05 PM
With the Latvian triplets next door :thumbsup:
Pity they are geriatrics on a long break this year noooo:
Don't worry, I'll put a good word in for you.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2016, 09:53:24 PM
With the Latvian triplets next door :thumbsup:
Pity they are geriatrics on a long break this year noooo:
Don't worry, I'll put a good word in for you.
Chaos, calamity, shambles. They would be good words... rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 07, 2016, 08:00:33 PM
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2016, 08:58:14 PM
8 more sleeps 8)
cloud9:
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2016, 05:45:43 AM
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2016, 05:48:39 AM
Popcorn: Popcorn:
First challenge - that mahoosive hole in the runway.... scared2:
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2016, 05:50:04 AM
whistle:Popcorn: Popcorn:
First challenge - getting from the bar to the Gate.... scared2:
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2016, 06:08:10 AM
whistle:Popcorn: Popcorn:
First challenge - getting from the bar to the Gate.... scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 15, 2016, 11:29:20 AM
Post by: apc2010 on June 15, 2016, 11:41:30 AM
Sat next to an insufferable cunt who works for Credit Suisse and obviously has a cocaine habit.
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2016, 03:49:37 PM
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2016, 06:45:09 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2016, 06:57:13 PM
I see Paphos is on fire rubschin:
Big time ........ eeek: eeek:
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2016, 09:57:37 PM
Does Nick have an alibi?I see Paphos is on fire rubschin:
Big time ........ eeek: eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2016, 11:46:23 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2016, 12:10:31 AM
Left him on bar Street ...... scared2:
Who? Nick? eeek:
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2016, 01:31:12 PM
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2016, 01:34:57 PM
He has gone very quiet. Do they have train stations in Cyprus? scared2:
Thankfully not! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2016, 01:38:58 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 20, 2016, 02:29:10 PM
Ah, the Latvian triplets eyes: eyes: eyes:Regrettably not. Shaven headed Hungarian mongtard brothers.
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2016, 02:33:00 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2016, 10:50:35 AM
DRINK MORE .......... Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 23, 2016, 10:52:14 AM
TMR has a 3 hour delay .......I may have a suggestion......... rubschin:Waaaaaay ahead of you
DRINK MORE .......... Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 23, 2016, 10:52:53 AM
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2016, 10:55:40 AM
€5.85 a pint...
Shocked:
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2016, 10:59:57 AM
€5.85 a pint...
Shocked:
eeek: eeek: airline fuel......... rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 23, 2016, 11:06:49 AM
Nah, that about 50p/litre€5.85 a pint...
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eeek: eeek: airline fuel......... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2016, 11:11:57 AM
Nah, that about 50p/litre€5.85 a pint...
Shocked:
eeek: eeek: airline fuel......... rubschin:
Change then........ ::)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2016, 08:08:40 AM
€5.85 a pint...
Shocked:
That was yesterday ...and today ??? lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2016, 10:04:04 AM
€5.85 a pint...
Shocked:
That was yesterday ...and today ??? lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: barmisspah? on June 24, 2016, 01:49:56 PM
€5.85 a pint...
Shocked:
That was yesterday ...and today ??? lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Still €5.85 a pint I would have thought ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 24, 2016, 02:17:04 PM
€5.85 a pint...
Shocked:
That was yesterday ...and today ??? lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Still €5.85 a pint I would have thought ?
But nearer £5.85. eeek:
Post by: barmisspah? on June 28, 2016, 03:32:13 PM
€5.85 a pint...
Shocked:
That was yesterday ...and today ??? lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Still €5.85 a pint I would have thought ?
But nearer £5.85. eeek:
Exchange Rate .82897 so £4.85 still eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2016, 10:41:13 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 20, 2016, 11:25:58 AM
You need to come back ...Baywatch has re-opened ... Thumbs:
September Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2016, 11:35:56 AM
You need to come back ...Baywatch has re-opened ... Thumbs:
September Thumbs:
Yay! Party001:
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2016, 03:19:09 PM
You need to come back ...Baywatch has re-opened ... Thumbs:
September Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on October 13, 2016, 06:22:52 PM
You need to come back ...Baywatch has re-opened ... Thumbs:
September Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Still waiting ......... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2016, 06:46:25 PM
You need to come back ...Baywatch has re-opened ... Thumbs:
September Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Still waiting ......... rubschin:
sadsmiley30:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2016, 06:46:59 PM
You need to come back ...Baywatch has re-opened ... Thumbs:
September Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Still waiting ......... rubschin:
Wasn't it your turn to get the drinks in? rubschin:
Post by: Pirate on October 13, 2016, 06:53:18 PM
You need to come back ...Baywatch has re-opened ... Thumbs:
September Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Still waiting ......... rubschin:
I'm there again at Xmas and over New Year...
Post by: apc2010 on October 13, 2016, 07:01:05 PM
You need to come back ...Baywatch has re-opened ... Thumbs:
September Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Still waiting ......... rubschin:
I'm there again at Xmas and over New Year...
Start a thread ... Thumbs:
Post by: Pirate on October 13, 2016, 07:38:26 PM
You need to come back ...Baywatch has re-opened ... Thumbs:
September Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Still waiting ......... rubschin:
I'm there again at Xmas and over New Year...
Start a thread ... Thumbs:
Fuck that... angel1
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2016, 02:34:41 PM