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Title: apc broke my face
Post by: Misty on June 02, 2012, 11:28:33 AM
on the way home last night, a bottle of water fell under the clutch and brake pedals so before almost crashing he grabbed said bottle and threw it. The rim caught me bang on the bridge of my nose. I now have a huge cut and two black eyes. Not pretty, and ....owwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2012, 11:33:32 AM
And the moral is ...... Drinking water is not good for you.  razz:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2012, 11:43:36 AM
Yes, fish pee in water....  noooo:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Misty on June 02, 2012, 12:11:26 PM
wow, what a random thought.
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2012, 12:23:57 PM
wow, what a random thought.

Send us a picture of your black eyes like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2012, 01:00:51 PM
I fecking shite myself thought the brakes had gone ...............note to self (and Miss T) do not leave bottles in the car un-secured.......
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2012, 01:43:15 PM
I fecking shite myself thought the brakes had gone ...............note to self (and Miss T) do not leave bottles in the car un-secured.......

apc soiled himself!  point:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2012, 01:53:12 PM
I fecking shite myself thought the brakes had gone ...............note to self (and Miss T) do not leave bottles in the car un-secured.......

apc soiled himself!  point:

Better me than someone else........... rubschin:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2012, 02:29:45 PM
I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep  eeek:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2012, 02:49:10 PM
I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep  eeek:

An imaginary kitten....?  ::)
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 02, 2012, 05:08:01 PM
Well - they do say 'Don't drink and drive' - perhaps that's why?
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Just One More on June 02, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
on the way home last night, a bottle of water fell under the clutch and brake pedals so before almost crashing he grabbed said bottle and threw it. The rim caught me bang on the bridge of my nose. I now have a huge cut and two black eyes. Not pretty, and ....owwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

I'm surprised you haven't had two black eyes before now like   redface:

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Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2012, 07:56:28 PM
Are you suggesting she jogs?  rubschin:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Pirate on June 02, 2012, 10:32:04 PM
Horizontal jogging on top prolly...


APC will have the black eyes...
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 03, 2012, 07:41:01 AM
I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep  eeek:

So it had chance to settle down and go to sleep under the pedals then  rubschin:

Poor Miss T - no one gives her the sympathy she deserves round here  happy100
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 07:54:16 AM
I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep  eeek:

So it had chance to settle down and go to sleep under the pedals then  rubschin:


It was prolly the fumes from the burning wiring loom that knocked it out....  whistle:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2012, 08:37:26 AM
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Just One More on June 03, 2012, 08:39:16 AM
Are you taking a run up  scared2:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 03, 2012, 08:40:35 AM
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 09:15:01 AM
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Just One More on June 03, 2012, 09:17:01 AM
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:

Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub  noooo:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 09:19:27 AM
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:

Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Snoopy on June 03, 2012, 09:22:34 AM
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:

Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub  noooo:

You mean eveyone stopped talking and turned to stare at you?  evil:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 10:09:53 AM
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:

Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub  noooo:

You mean eveyone stopped talking and turned to stare at you?  evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 03, 2012, 04:14:16 PM
Oh Miss T, despite the fact that I detest Betty bloody Boop with a passion  happy100 you are going to be sore for a few days.
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 04:21:39 PM
Oh Miss T, despite the fact that I detest Betty bloody Boop with a passion  happy100 you are going to be sore for a few days.

Oh yes???  eyes:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Misty on June 04, 2012, 06:12:25 PM

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 sad24:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Pastis on June 04, 2012, 06:14:59 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

 happy100
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Misty on June 04, 2012, 06:16:48 PM
thankyou cloud9:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 04, 2012, 07:11:05 PM

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 sad24:

Oh Miss T .... eeek:

I hope you are making him feel really, really bad  ;)
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2012, 07:12:47 PM

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 sad24:

Oh Miss C .... eeek:

I hope you are making him feel really, really bad  ;)


Wot did I do to Miss C............. eeek:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 04, 2012, 07:16:47 PM
You hurt one of us , you hurt us all  whistle:


 redface:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2012, 07:49:42 PM

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 sad24:

I think you look better....  whistle:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Misty on June 04, 2012, 07:55:05 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:

cant even wear sunglasses cos they hurt my nose.  noooo:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2012, 07:56:29 PM
You could wear a bucket over yer 'ed,  like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 04, 2012, 07:57:08 PM
Like other Cypriot victims of domestic cruelty  whistle:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2012, 07:59:09 PM
Like other Cypriot victims of domestic cruelty  whistle:

I am not a wife beating ,,,,,,,,,,, cussing:         and any bird saying things..............oh wait...... rubschin:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 04, 2012, 08:02:35 PM
Cruelty can take many forms , as you well know  whistle:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Just One More on June 04, 2012, 08:03:31 PM
Poor Miss T  happy100
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 07, 2012, 11:05:41 AM
I seem to have broken my own face.  I have a huge black eye. Mr C made no contribution to it.  I am soo bloody clumsy. evil: sad24:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2012, 11:06:36 AM
I seem to have broken my own face.  I have a huge black eye. Mr C made no contribution to it.  I am soo bloody clumsy. evil: sad24:


Walked into a door ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 08, 2012, 08:21:30 AM
Bent down, lost my balance hit the corner of the table. sad24:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Just One More on July 08, 2012, 09:17:08 AM
How's the table?  Is the table stable  rubschin:
Title: Re: apc broke my face
Post by: Just One More on July 08, 2012, 09:17:48 AM
Oh, and  happy100