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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Misty on June 02, 2012, 11:28:33 AM
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on the way home last night, a bottle of water fell under the clutch and brake pedals so before almost crashing he grabbed said bottle and threw it. The rim caught me bang on the bridge of my nose. I now have a huge cut and two black eyes. Not pretty, and ....owwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
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And the moral is ...... Drinking water is not good for you. razz:
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Yes, fish pee in water.... noooo:
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wow, what a random thought.
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wow, what a random thought.
Send us a picture of your black eyes like! Thumbs:
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I fecking shite myself thought the brakes had gone ...............note to self (and Miss T) do not leave bottles in the car un-secured.......
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I fecking shite myself thought the brakes had gone ...............note to self (and Miss T) do not leave bottles in the car un-secured.......
apc soiled himself! point:
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I fecking shite myself thought the brakes had gone ...............note to self (and Miss T) do not leave bottles in the car un-secured.......
apc soiled himself! point:
Better me than someone else........... rubschin:
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I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep eeek:
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I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep eeek:
An imaginary kitten....? ::)
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Well - they do say 'Don't drink and drive' - perhaps that's why?
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on the way home last night, a bottle of water fell under the clutch and brake pedals so before almost crashing he grabbed said bottle and threw it. The rim caught me bang on the bridge of my nose. I now have a huge cut and two black eyes. Not pretty, and ....owwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
I'm surprised you haven't had two black eyes before now like redface:
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Are you suggesting she jogs? rubschin:
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Horizontal jogging on top prolly...
APC will have the black eyes...
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I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep eeek:
So it had chance to settle down and go to sleep under the pedals then rubschin:
Poor Miss T - no one gives her the sympathy she deserves round here happy100
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I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep eeek:
So it had chance to settle down and go to sleep under the pedals then rubschin:
It was prolly the fumes from the burning wiring loom that knocked it out.... whistle:
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She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:
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Are you taking a run up scared2:
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She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:
I'd work on your defence story noooo:
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She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:
I'd work on your defence story noooo:
Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ... whistle: whistle:
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She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:
I'd work on your defence story noooo:
Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ... whistle: whistle:
Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub noooo:
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She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:
I'd work on your defence story noooo:
Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ... whistle: whistle:
Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:
I'd work on your defence story noooo:
Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ... whistle: whistle:
Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub noooo:
You mean eveyone stopped talking and turned to stare at you? evil:
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She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:
I'd work on your defence story noooo:
Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ... whistle: whistle:
Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub noooo:
You mean eveyone stopped talking and turned to stare at you? evil:
lol: lol: lol:
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Oh Miss T, despite the fact that I detest Betty bloody Boop with a passion happy100 you are going to be sore for a few days.
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Oh Miss T, despite the fact that I detest Betty bloody Boop with a passion happy100 you are going to be sore for a few days.
Oh yes??? eyes:
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sad24:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
happy100
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thankyou cloud9:
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sad24:
Oh Miss T .... eeek:
I hope you are making him feel really, really bad ;)
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sad24:
Oh Miss C .... eeek:
I hope you are making him feel really, really bad ;)
Wot did I do to Miss C............. eeek:
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You hurt one of us , you hurt us all whistle:
redface:
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sad24:
I think you look better.... whistle:
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
cant even wear sunglasses cos they hurt my nose. noooo:
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You could wear a bucket over yer 'ed, like :thumbsup:
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Like other Cypriot victims of domestic cruelty whistle:
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Like other Cypriot victims of domestic cruelty whistle:
I am not a wife beating ,,,,,,,,,,, cussing: and any bird saying things..............oh wait...... rubschin:
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Cruelty can take many forms , as you well know whistle:
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Poor Miss T happy100
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I seem to have broken my own face. I have a huge black eye. Mr C made no contribution to it. I am soo bloody clumsy. evil: sad24:
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I seem to have broken my own face. I have a huge black eye. Mr C made no contribution to it. I am soo bloody clumsy. evil: sad24:
Walked into a door ............ rubschin:
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Bent down, lost my balance hit the corner of the table. sad24:
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How's the table? Is the table stable rubschin:
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Oh, and happy100