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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 12:52:44 PM
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Where have you buried the body ?
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happy100
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We thought you had him............. rubschin:
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Oh noes angel1
Have we had any ransom demands ?
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Where have you buried the body ?
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He won't be under the 'X'... thass where the treasure is.... whistle:
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Have you boys been bullying again ....?
You will all go on the naughty step and forced to watch Titantic if that's the case !!!!
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Is he in the nit with Marley? There are men in the VP vegetable plot with sacks. scared2:
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Is Johnny Dankworth still around rubschin:
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Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed. noooo:
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Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed. noooo:
I too used to go there ..... when wife #1 and I separated I lived in MK....... Err, we didn't um..... You know, after a sherbet or three, "take a stroll in the moonlight to look at the river like". redface:
Nah ~ Couldn't be .... I never forget a face. Names I'm hopeless with but faces are okay. angel1
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I say Miss D we do seem to have been in the same places over the years. Are you following me or t'other way round?
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I think you're getting your CD's mixed up again ;)
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I think you're getting your CD's mixed up again ;)
redface: Nobody ever puts them back in the right covers....... razz:
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Never mind - a change is as good as a rest lol:
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Indeed ~ I have always believed in that ..... unfortunately Mrs Snoopy#1 did not...... Or at least not when it applied to me.
rubschin: On reflection Mrs S#1 did not practice that which she preached.
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When was Pirate's ... er... last post? whistle:
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Was Poirette last seen patrolling Bickering ? Do we need to get John Nettles in ? scared2:
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When was Pirate's ... er... last post? whistle:
When was Pirate's ... er... last post? whistle:
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Double six? razz:
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Never mind - a change is as good as a rest lol:
Except in snooker.
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Never mind - a change is as good as a rest lol:
Except in snooker.
lol: lol: lol:
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Double six? razz:
Bongo lol:
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cussing:
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Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed. noooo:
I too used to go there ..... when wife #1 and I separated I lived in MK....... Err, we didn't um..... You know, after a sherbet or three, "take a stroll in the moonlight to look at the river like". redface:
Nah ~ Couldn't be .... I never forget a face. Names I'm hopeless with but faces are okay. angel1
I can assure you that I never looked at a river like that although I have been swimming in many, there were minor incidents in the Solent, which involved skinny dipping during the summesr of 75 and '76.
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Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed. noooo:
I too used to go there ..... when wife #1 and I separated I lived in MK....... Err, we didn't um..... You know, after a sherbet or three, "take a stroll in the moonlight to look at the river like". redface:
Nah ~ Couldn't be .... I never forget a face. Names I'm hopeless with but faces are okay. angel1
I can assure you that I never looked at a river like that although I have been swimming in many, there were minor incidents in the Solent, which involved skinny dipping during the summesr of 75 and '76.
Cowes?
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Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed. noooo:
I too used to go there ..... when wife #1 and I separated I lived in MK....... Err, we didn't um..... You know, after a sherbet or three, "take a stroll in the moonlight to look at the river like". redface:
Nah ~ Couldn't be .... I never forget a face. Names I'm hopeless with but faces are okay. angel1
I can assure you that I never looked at a river like that although I have been swimming in many, there were minor incidents in the Solent, which involved skinny dipping during the summesr of 75 and '76.
Cowes?
lol: lol: lol:
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Has he spontaneously combusted ? rubschin:
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Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed. noooo:
I too used to go there ..... when wife #1 and I separated I lived in MK....... Err, we didn't um..... You know, after a sherbet or three, "take a stroll in the moonlight to look at the river like". redface:
Nah ~ Couldn't be .... I never forget a face. Names I'm hopeless with but faces are okay. angel1
I can assure you that I never looked at a river like that although I have been swimming in many, there were minor incidents in the Solent, which involved skinny dipping during the summesr of 75 and '76.
Cowes?
noooo: Had the Ryde of my life but got Sandown my Ventnor. 8)I did get caught up in what became known as Fastnet Force Ten with my father, he decided that it would be a good idea to sail out and watch the race. It was very scary. scared2:.
I'm not stalking you Snoops honest.
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OK
Nottingham
Negev Desert (mistake)
Raynes Park
Richmond
Twickenham
Harlesden
Ealing
Nottingham
Mexico City
Putney
Casablanca (BIG mistake)
Battersea
Kingston
Wirral
Nottingham
Anyone else?
Oh, and Mornington Crescent ::)
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OK
Weston-Super-Mare
Patrington
Milford-on-Sea
Singapore
Cyprus
Leigh Sinton
Malvern Link
Alnwick
Longhoughton
Malvern Link
Milford-on- Sea
Marylebone
Acton
Hayes
Hayes End
Ecton
Lavendon
Much Wenlock
Llanishan
St Andrews Major
Dinas Powys
Hobbaris
Olney
Potcote
Olney
Wellingborough
Luxulyan (big big hugmongous mistake)
Eastleigh
Leicester
Chandlers Ford
Here.
I think that's the lot.
I hope never to have to move again.
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Acton eeek:
Mornington Crescent angel1
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Acton eeek:
Mornington Crescent angel1
Yes Acton I have just modified the list there was a whole period that I had forgotten.
Just remembered Bodmin too can't be arsed to put it in though.
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Acton eeek:
Mornington Crescent angel1
Yes Acton I have just modified the list there was a whole period that I had forgotten.
It is easy to forget one month.
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Acton eeek:
Mornington Crescent angel1
Yes Acton I have just modified the list there was a whole period that I had forgotten.
It is easy to forget one month.
Quite so Darwin especially if it is a month best forgotten in the first place.
Miss D may well have a hissy fit when she sees what we have done to her lovely thread.
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Oh noes I'm not inclined to fits of hissing angel1
I am a most amenable creature cloud9:
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Maybe he has moved onto pastures new rubschin:
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When is good for you lot for the Wake ?
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Does that involve a free bar? Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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Well seeing as nothing is paid for in Cyprus anymore would seem a logical conclusion :thumbsup:
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When is good for you lot for the Wake ?
Kong
I think this was his last post, I lost track of all the name changes. If he's on holiday I hope he remembered to cancel the milk noooo:
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A 3 week holiday rubschin:
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A doughnut festival?
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Maybe he has run away with a girly like ?
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happy100
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Or perhaps a boy rubschin:
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A 3 week holiday rubschin:
The Username "Gone Fishing" wouuld suggest so
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Or perhaps a boy rubschin:
Where IS Tipsy's eldest? rubschin:
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A 3 week holiday rubschin:
The Username "Gone Fishing" wouuld suggest so
"You know can only fish for so long before you got to throw a stick of dynamite in the water"
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Time to find a fitting epitaph rubschin:
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She's missing him cloud9: sad24:
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He was the only one who was nice to me sad24:
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*Ahem*
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happy100
He was only after yer boddy
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Keep yer eyes out for newbies called Davy! scared2:
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No, he died on 29.02.12 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Jones_%28musician%29) . Just think, if it hadn't have been a leap year, he's still be alive today.... how cruel eh ;)
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;D
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He was the only one who was nice to me sad24:
but, but, but, but I was nice sad24:
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He was the only one who was nice to me sad24:
That's a load of bollocks ..........you slag ..........we are all nice to you .........
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lol:
Oh yes - I forget those 5 seconds of charm . Miss T told me I should have been grateful for that whistle:
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lol:
Oh yes - I forget those 5 seconds of charm . Miss T told me I should have been grateful for that whistle:
Thank you ................ cloud9:
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He was the only one who was nice to me sad24:
That's a load of bollocks ..........you slag ..........we are all niceuitye to you .........
Quite so, I have always treated you with total courtesy and respect at all times.
Miserable old boot
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He's back............. :thumbsup:
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Hurrah! Free bar Party001:
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The operation must have been a success rubschin:
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Do we call him Susan now then rubschin:
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Well depends what the outcome of his identity crisis was I guess rubschin:
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Do we call him Susan now then rubschin:
Juliet Bravo more like.
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Where is the dear girl? I haven't seen her.
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Where is he.......... rubschin:
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If you look carefully over there, you can see his head in that bush whistle:
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If you look carefully over there, you can see his head in that bush whistle:
Probably hoping to bury his treasure.
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Any news ............ rubschin:
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
Very clever...CU Next Tuesday...
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
Very clever...CU Next Tuesday...
Pirate lives! Yay!
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
Very clever...CU Next Tuesday...
Sounds like some sort of veiled threat that.
I don't actually accept threats of any kind, so suggest you wind your neck right in.
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
Very clever...CU Next Tuesday...
Sounds like some sort of veiled threat that.
I don't actually accept threats of any kind, so suggest you wind your neck right in.
Nah, 'tis just his potty mouthed way of calling you a cunt.... noooo:
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
Very clever...CU Next Tuesday...
Sounds like some sort of veiled threat that.
I don't actually accept threats of any kind, so suggest you wind your neck right in.
Nah, 'tis just his potty mouthed way of calling you a cunt.... noooo:
Now THAT I could and be more than willing to accept. cloud9:
How's you this very fine morning then Mr Twat? lol:
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Glad I asked now........... whistle:
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
Very clever...CU Next Tuesday...
Sounds like some sort of veiled threat that.
I don't actually accept threats of any kind, so suggest you wind your neck right in.
Nah, 'tis just his potty mouthed way of calling you a cunt.... noooo:
Mr Thread! Code Red!
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
Very clever...CU Next Tuesday...
Sounds like some sort of veiled threat that.
I don't actually accept threats of any kind, so suggest you wind your neck right in.
Nah, 'tis just his potty mouthed way of calling you a cunt.... noooo:
Mr Thread! Code Red!
BM is a potty mouth ............and at this time of the morning ............ noooo:
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Glad I asked now........... whistle:
Aren't we just ey? whistle:
I wasn't actually refering to the poster in question at the time, it's a common answer I give when sheeple ask me if there's any news, quickly followed by yes, night turns into day and days turns into night.
Only after BM posted his lol:'s that I realised the sweet significance and irony of my o.p. :thumbsup:
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Any news ............ rubschin:
Yea. Pigs arse is pork. :thumbsup:
Next? whistle:
Very clever...CU Next Tuesday...
Sounds like some sort of veiled threat that.
I don't actually accept threats of any kind, so suggest you wind your neck right in.
Nah, 'tis just his potty mouthed way of calling you a cunt.... noooo:
Mr Thread! Code Red!
BM is a potty mouth ............and at this time of the morning ............ noooo:
redface: redface: redface:
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Goin' the gym to toughen meself up like, you know, in readiness for the quoted "CU Tuesday" ::) visitation that's been promised. scared2:
Pepper spray and taser will be by my side in readiness for the door being smashed down at 03:30. :thumbsup:
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Do they still have yummy mummies there? eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Do they still have yummy mummies there? eyes: eyes: eyes:
Where? What TF you rattlin' on about ey? Shrugs:
What is the actual relevance to that post of yours to mine ey? confused:
Just 'roughly speaking ' will do in this instance. whistle:
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Do they still have yummy mummies there? eyes: eyes: eyes:
Most random and non sensical post of the day award goes to you...as usual. ::)
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sad32:
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sad32:
Thinking long and hard trying to guess what's going on in that numbskull of yours, I think you may be rattlin' on about the gym.
To answer....No. Generally full of ole bats and hags. sick2:
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Including you? angel1
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Do they still have yummy mummies there? eyes: eyes: eyes:
Most random and non sensical post of the day award goes to you...as usual. ::)
Errmm. . . I think he was referring to the Gym big G, where it is often possible to observe 'yummie mummies'
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Boo...Happy Halloween...
Halloween Music Vid - "Grim Grinning Ghosts" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Lw-hc_FQ4#)