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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Pastis on June 30, 2012, 04:44:23 PM
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Ouch ... cry: Haven't been playing (or watching) tennis and anyway it'd be the wrong elbow noooo:
No clue as to how it's arrived ... Ralgex and an elasticated grip at the moment. Do you reach a certain age when various parts just give up? scared2:
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Yup!
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Which parts .............. scared2:
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Which parts .............. scared2:
Most of them. sad24:
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Which parts .............. scared2:
Most of them. sad24:
Is this BMs mini thread ............ rubschin:
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BM's parts are replacements ... mine are original whistle: angel1
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My parts are in their original condition and I have a certificate and everyfink :thumbsup:
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Body parts are weirdly different. I remember reading that over a lifetime the skeleton regenerates around 16 times whereas brain cells ... nada ... noooo:
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Hence BM noooo:
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Oops, I meant a skeleton about once every 16 years, so that's about 5 max angel1
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I have only ever had one skellington. How do they get the new ones in, like? rubschin:
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I have only ever had one skellington. How do they get the new ones in, like? rubschin:
On-line.......... rubschin:
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I have only ever had one skellington. How do they get the new ones in, like? rubschin:
It regenerates... Cellularly like whistle:
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Oh redface: Have I got a reconditioned willy then? rubschin:
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Second hand ? rubschin:
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eeek:
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Currently GOOSED here are:
Neck/shoulder (self inflicted0
BOTH knees (self inflicted)
Ankle (accident)
Left eye
Bellows (self inflicted due to tabs)
No sympathy expected or required. whistle:
Next?
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Have I got a reconditioned willy then?
I doubt it. Just waving it doesn't cause much wear.
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Have I got a reconditioned willy then?
I doubt it. Just waving it doesn't cause much wear.
But he is left handed ............ Must make a difference ~ dontcha think? angel1
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Yes, it makes it look small ;)
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Have I got a reconditioned willy then?
I doubt it. Just waving it doesn't cause much wear.
But he is left handed ............ Must make a difference ~ dontcha think? angel1
Most likely outcome would be a bend to the right rather than the left!
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I have only ever had one skellington. How do they get the new ones in, like? rubschin:
It regenerates... Cellularly like whistle:
Oh bugger I have been doing it wrong all these years. I have been crawling out of this body and scuttling off to find a bigger body to get into then hiding in a safe place until I get all the bits in the right place. redface:
Tennis elbow = ouch Mr P and is not usually caused by playing tennis, 'tis arthritis/age related I am afraid. happy100
Growler you daft bear you get a happy100 anyway.
I managed to get trigger finger in my thumb, most unpleasant. sad24:
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happy100 MissC
Ibuprofen with a PG chaser is working good here ;) :thumbsup:
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Hope your Ibuprofen is more effective than mine. I've had a migraine-like headache all day cry:
At the moment I think it would be easier to list those that aren't ailing, rather than those that are in here noooo:
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I am perfect :-)
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Hope your Ibuprofen is more effective than mine. I've had a migraine-like headache all day cry:
At the moment I think it would be easier to list those that aren't ailing, rather than those that are in here noooo:
Used to get migraine years ago, quack prescribed some drugs, one to be taken at the onset another later if needed. Worked like magic for me, made me feel a bit sick for half an hour but it was well worth it. Can't remember the name but might be worth some investigation as I believe you get them regularly JOM.
Pastis, thanks much appreciated, I can't take Ibuprofen. I have Morphine though. :thumbsup:
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Buggerybollox ;D You've just reminded me, I have some Migraleve in the car doh:
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The answer to migraine is usually Imigran - normally on prescription, but you can nowadays get a reduced dose tablet over the counter at the pharmacy.
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The answer to migraine is usually Imigran - normally on prescription, but you can nowadays get a reduced dose tablet over the counter at the pharmacy.
That's the one. :thumbsup:
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Weirdly, I suffer from this on the days I'm not working - everything seems to seize up, but my elbows suffer worst, doubtless lobbing 30kgs of Samsonite is the root cause.
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injurylawyers4U.com :thumbsup:
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Weirdly, I suffer from this on the days I'm not working - everything seems to seize up, but my elbows suffer worst, doubtless lobbing 30kgs of Samsonite is the root cause.
You want to watch for the green stuff. noooo:
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With one deft prod of the thumb the Doc confirmed a case of tennis elbow ... OUCHHHH!
Local analgesic being applied :thumbsup: