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Title: I am bereft
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2012, 07:13:33 PM
Bereft I tells ya!  cussing:

No Footy on TV
No Cricket Highlights on TV
Even the fecking tennis is rained off.

What is a chap to do with the evening?
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 02, 2012, 07:16:09 PM
Tour De France   cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2012, 07:17:27 PM
Early night  eyes:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2012, 07:17:59 PM
Bereft I tells ya!  cussing:

No Footy on TV
No Cricket Highlights on TV
Even the fecking tennis is rained off.

What is a chap to do with the evening?

Net twitching  ;)
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Pastis on July 02, 2012, 07:22:35 PM
How about a game of one song to the tune of another?  ISIHAC reached new depths of single entendre tonight  ;D
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2012, 07:26:42 PM
Is that a repeat of the show I listened to yesterday?

I particularly liked the change of title by leaving out one letter game  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2012, 07:28:03 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2012, 07:30:05 PM
What about synchronised grunting with the wimmin's tennis ?
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Pastis on July 02, 2012, 07:32:06 PM
I've been doing that for the last 15 minutes   redface:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2012, 07:32:47 PM
Squealer got knocked out.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Pastis on July 02, 2012, 07:35:06 PM
Well, she'll never get knocked up   ...   Gayer:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2012, 07:36:57 PM
Nice rack tho'  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Pastis on July 02, 2012, 07:37:32 PM
Is that a repeat of the show I listened to yesterday?

I particularly liked the change of title by leaving out one letter game  :thumbsup:

No, I think it's a new one ... Episode 2 according to the iPlayer
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2012, 07:40:00 PM
Ah ~ I'll have to wait until next Sunday then ..... It doesn't seem right to listen to it on any other day.
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Pastis on July 02, 2012, 07:54:52 PM
Samantha was down in the record library again ...   shutup:

 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2012, 08:08:54 PM
Barry Cryer "My Grandfather's Cock"   lol:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Pastis on July 03, 2012, 06:53:31 PM
Bloody rain has stopped the tennis  ::)

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Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2012, 06:56:29 PM
Apparently we have it for the next couple of weeks Pasty.  whistle:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2012, 06:57:16 PM
It'll make a nice change  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 03, 2012, 07:03:17 PM
Pastis can always enjoy the traditional downpour entertainment assuming Cliff is still able to perform.  lol:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Pastis on July 03, 2012, 07:04:51 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooooo! 

I can see Wimbledon running to three weeks at this rate  ::)
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2012, 05:51:04 PM
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 whistle:
Title: Re: I am bereft
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2012, 05:54:49 PM
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 whistle:

Part of my stand up is saying I want to be a cypriot weather forecaster in the summer....... :thumbsup: