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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on July 17, 2012, 06:27:12 PM
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Popping bubble wrap, and piercing the clear wrapper on ready meals with a fork. cloud9:
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whacky115
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Growler's right. Nothing like that loud pop/crack as you stab the placcy on those meals etc :thumbsup:
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whacky115
shutup: censored:
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Squeezing a blackhead....? rubschin:
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Growler's right. Nothing like that loud pop/crack as you stab the placcy on those meals etc :thumbsup:
Thank you.
Just been 'at' 3 of them, and the sensation and popping was truly awesome.
Simple, yes, ....but most satisfyingly wholesome and true. cloud9:
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The tingle of chocolate in the mouth cloud9:
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Bubble Wrap gets my vote the bigger the bubble the better. It is addictive. redface:
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Whoever removed that ^^^....correct.
Went up 'me 'il' boxing day two years ago, after a heavy overnight snowfall.
I was the very first one to walk in it. cloud9:
Almost seemed criminal to disturb it though tbh.
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Whoever removed that ^^^....correct.
Went up 'me 'il' boxing day two years ago, after a heavy overnight snowfall.
I was the very first one to walk in it. cloud9:
Almost seemed criminal to disturb it though tbh.
I bet you had them guessing though. ;)
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Whoever removed that ^^^....correct.
Went up 'me 'il' boxing day two years ago, after a heavy overnight snowfall.
I was the very first one to walk in it. cloud9:
Almost seemed criminal to disturb it though tbh.
I bet you had them guessing though. ;)
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lol: lol: lol:
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Whoever removed that ^^^....correct.
Went up 'me 'il' boxing day two years ago, after a heavy overnight snowfall.
I was the very first one to walk in it. cloud9:
Almost seemed criminal to disturb it though tbh.
I bet you had them guessing though. ;)
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Indeed. :thumbsup:
Did I tell you about the Robin that followed me for 15 minutes up there that morning?
Held me paw out and it sat on it after jumping off me hoof! eeek:
Gorra piccie of it on me owld blower with a bust screen.
Must get it fixed so I can get the piccies out and show you's all like.
It WAS amazing! eeek:
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Piccie taken a few days later when I actually had me camera with me. whistle:
Top of 'me 'ill' is in the center of the piccy btw.
Took me twice as long as usual to get up there as the snow was so deep on places.
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Squeezing a blackhead....? rubschin:
LA cop .......Rodney King........... rubschin:
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Squeezing a blackhead....? rubschin:
LA cop .......Rodney King........... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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pulling out a splinter. (is that weird?)
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pulling out a splinter. (is that weird?)
No weirderer than squeezing a blackhead.... redface:
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that is immensely satisfying. cloud9: ooo oooo, have you ever had a hair wrapped round your whole eyeball? you think its just something in the corner of your eye, then you pull and feel in unravel all the way round your eye. I like that too. (should I stop talking?)
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that is immensely satisfying. cloud9: ooo oooo, have you ever had a hair wrapped round your whole eyeball? you think its just something in the corner of your eye, then you pull and feel in unravel all the way round your eye. I like that too. (should I stop talking?)
Shocked:
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redface:
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Putting snails on a railway line eveilgrin:
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Putting snails on a railway line eveilgrin:
Snail murderer! cussing:
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Sinister:
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Putting snails on a railway line eveilgrin:
Ooo I like the sound of that but then you wouldn't hear the satisfying crunch. Putting snails on the drive and playing hop scotch on them would work. eveilgrin:
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I stood on a massive slug barefoot recently. it popped between my toes. sick2:
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sick2:
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I stood on a massive slug barefoot recently. it popped between my toes. sick2:
happy100 I wear plastic clogs in the garden and was squelching one around for quite some time before I realized what it was. sick2:
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Eeeeewwwwwwwww! sick2:
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Clearly the poor slugs never stood a chance sad24:
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On a less sadistic note ... grinding coffee beans cloud9:
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On a less sadistic note ... grinding coffee beans cloud9:
D'ya know summat. I've NEVER done that! eeek:
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You can't do it by paw. You need a machine (Annalog)
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Shredding paper, 'specially nasty letters from the tax man. :thumbsup:
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Crushing cans. cloud9:
When I was a teenager, I werked part time in a Gulf garage on the pumps, and they had a lickle manual crushing machine for 1 pint empty oil cans.
I used to ask them to save them for me to flatten. cloud9:
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New socks cloud9:
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Shredding paper, 'specially nasty letters from the tax man. :thumbsup:
Oh yes :thumbsup: I usually get the shredder out every few months ... eveilgrin:
I was once in a meeting with a very unusual type, Armenian megalomaniac, ... he was shredding Post-It notes during the meeting whacky115
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Shredding paper, 'specially nasty letters from the tax man. :thumbsup:
Oh yes :thumbsup: I usually get the shredder out every few months ... eveilgrin:
I was once in a meeting with a very unusual type, Armenian megalomaniac, ... he was shredding Post-It notes during the meeting whacky115
If you put a few sheets through at a time, it really does make such a sweet and satisfying crunching noise. cloud9:
Most weird considering it's only paper.
Farting on the swimming pool is most pleasant, as you feel the bubbles escaping yer speedo's and tickling your back as they rise. cloud9:
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New socks cloud9:
Sorry. I obviously mistakenly thought you indicated I was whacky115 for starting this thread. whistle:
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Farting on the swimming pool is most pleasant, as you feel the bubbles escaping yer speedo's and tickling your back as they rise. cloud9:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post of the month! :thumbsup:
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Farting on the swimming pool is most pleasant, as you feel the bubbles escaping yer speedo's and tickling your back as they rise. cloud9:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post of the month! :thumbsup:
But it's TRUE! lol:
Had a Madras for me tea last night, and did a fine impression in the pool of one of those lickle 2 stroke boats we used to hire at Butlins when we was nippers. :thumbsup:
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Farting on the swimming pool is most pleasant, as you feel the bubbles escaping yer speedo's and tickling your back as they rise. cloud9:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post of the month! :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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most excellent :thumbsup:
picking a scab you really know you shouldn't cos it will bleed and scar. the edge comes away beautifully til you get to that buggery bit in the middle that is stuck firm.
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sick2:
I popped a boil in a sauna once cloud9:
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Back 'scrawping' cloud9:
I usually use a convienient door edge, but then usually get accused of acting like a cow. ::)
General 'scrawping is most most pleasnat though. cloud9:
Nowt much werse than an itchy bum crack though, 'specially if you are with company or in a public place. noooo:
Can be really agonorious until that golden moment, that time of sheer delight, when you think no one can see and you can get stuck into a fantasticly satisfying scrawping sesh, oh yes. cloud9:
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Yes, I have seen you doing that sick2:
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Lets be honest........................... SEX.............. :thumbsup:
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I dimly recall rubschin:
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I dimly recall rubschin:
I meant with someone else.......... whistle:
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Who? eeek:
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Lets be honest........................... SEX.............. :thumbsup:
Wozat all about then ey? confused:
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You get a laydee bear in yer nest, like ::)
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You get a laydee bear in yer nest, like ::)
Bare surely?
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Getting me shoes and socks off when I get home. If I had my way I'd never wear anything on me feet, me kids and grandkids are all the same
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Getting me shoes and socks off when I get home. If I had my way I'd never wear anything on me feet, me kids and grandkids are all the same
:thumbsup: one of the joys of a warm country ..........I know a guy here who never wears any foot wear ........always bare foot ........everywhere he walks to.....
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Footloose and fancy free bare bear's it is then.
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When the sun finally comes out, and it's all warm and cosy on yu back. cloud9:
Massive novelty.
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2 wheels or 4 wheels usually when I am on my own. cloud9:
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Nippin' into the pool when no one else is in there and it looks like glass. cloud9:
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naked cloud9:
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Cup of tea, ciggie then a good dump first thing in the morning.
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Nippin' into the pool when no one else is in there and it looks like glass. cloud9:
Oh yes :thumbsup:
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That first cup of tea at home after being away for a few days, tea never tasted so good
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sleeping in your own bed after being away from home. cloud9:
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naked and doing Nick's housewerk cloud9:
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naked and doing Nick's housewerk cloud9:
:thumbsup:
In yer dreams old boy point:
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Just put the chickens too bed the Silkie had decided that she preferred roosting on some sweet rocket rather than the hen house. Picked her up and cuddled her stroking her and talking to her quietly whilst walking round the garden and putting her to bed. cloud9:
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Just put the chickens too bed the Silkie had decided that she preferred roosting on some sweet rocket rather than the hen house. Picked her up and cuddled her stroking her and talking to her quietly whilst walking round the garden and putting her to bed. cloud9:
Wotch'ya talk to her about then?
Price of eggs or summat?
Meanwhile, the sunset afterglow 'round here was beautiful tonight.
Still all glowy at 10:15. :thumbsup:
Makes me feel all at one and peaceful with the werld it does. cloud9:
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Just put the chickens too bed the Silkie had decided that she preferred roosting on some sweet rocket rather than the hen house. Picked her up and cuddled her stroking her and talking to her quietly whilst walking round the garden and putting her to bed. cloud9:
Been there, done that. Very ferra fera good for you. Chickens should be available on the NHS. Get on to it Cameron :thumbsup:
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Just put the chickens too bed the Silkie had decided that she preferred roosting on some sweet rocket rather than the hen house. Picked her up and cuddled her stroking her and talking to her quietly whilst walking round the garden and wringing her neck. cloud9:
eeek:
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Just put the chickens too bed the Silkie had decided that she preferred roosting on some sweet rocket rather than the hen house. Picked her up and cuddled her stroking her and talking to her quietly whilst walking round the garden and putting her to bed. cloud9:
Been there, done that. Very ferra fera good for you. Chickens should be available on the NHS. Get on to it Cameron :thumbsup:
Choking the chicken........... rubschin:
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Just put the chickens too bed the Silkie had decided that she preferred roosting on some sweet rocket rather than the hen house. Picked her up and cuddled her stroking her and talking to her quietly whilst walking round the garden and putting her to bed. cloud9:
Wotch'ya talk to her about then?
Price of eggs or summat?
Meanwhile, the sunset afterglow 'round here was beautiful tonight.
Still all glowy at 10:15. :thumbsup:
Makes me feel all at one and peaceful with the werld it does. cloud9:
You are all heathens with the exception of JOM who is obviously a wise and cultured gentleman.
I told her that she must have a smaller than usual brain if she thought that a white chicken atop a pile of sweet rocket would not attract attention of the wrong sort. Not quite in those words of course it was more along the lines of 'you really are stupid aren't you, you will get foxed doing this'. It is the tone that counts in these situations. noooo:
Getting 'foxed' is nothing like getting 'vexed' or 'goosed' just for your edification. angel1
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Just put the chickens too bed the Silkie had decided that she preferred roosting on some sweet rocket rather than the hen house. Picked her up and cuddled her stroking her and talking to her quietly whilst walking round the garden and putting her to bed. cloud9:
Wotch'ya talk to her about then?
Price of eggs or summat?
Meanwhile, the sunset afterglow 'round here was beautiful tonight.
Still all glowy at 10:15. :thumbsup:
Makes me feel all at one and peaceful with the werld it does. cloud9:
You are all heathens with the exception of JOM who is obviously a wise and cultured gentleman.
I told her that she must have a smaller than usual brain if she thought that a white chicken atop a pile of sweet rocket would not attract attention of the wrong sort. Not quite in those words of course it was more along the lines of 'you really are stupid aren't you, you will get foxed doing this'. It is the tone that counts in these situations. noooo:
Getting 'foxed' is nothing like getting 'vexed' or 'goosed' just for your edification. angel1
What, the fox hat?
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Just put the chickens too bed the Silkie had decided that she preferred roosting on some sweet rocket rather than the hen house. Picked her up and cuddled her stroking her and talking to her quietly whilst walking round the garden and putting her to bed. cloud9:
Wotch'ya talk to her about then?
Price of eggs or summat?
Meanwhile, the sunset afterglow 'round here was beautiful tonight.
Still all glowy at 10:15. :thumbsup:
Makes me feel all at one and peaceful with the werld it does. cloud9:
You are all heathens with the exception of JOM who is obviously a wise and cultured gentleman.
I told her that she must have a smaller than usual brain if she thought that a white chicken atop a pile of sweet rocket would not attract attention of the wrong sort. Not quite in those words of course it was more along the lines of 'you really are stupid aren't you, you will get foxed doing this'. It is the tone that counts in these situations. noooo:
Getting 'foxed' is nothing like getting 'vexed' or 'goosed' just for your edification. angel1
What, the fox hat?
lol: lol: lol:
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Just put the chickens too bed the Silkie had decided that she preferred roosting on some sweet rocket rather than the hen house. Picked her up and cuddled her stroking her and talking to her quietly whilst walking round the garden and putting her to bed. cloud9:
Wotch'ya talk to her about then?
Price of eggs or summat?
Meanwhile, the sunset afterglow 'round here was beautiful tonight.
Still all glowy at 10:15. :thumbsup:
Makes me feel all at one and peaceful with the werld it does. cloud9:
You are all heathens with the exception of JOM who is obviously a wise and cultured gentleman.
angel1
Err, a little bit less of the gentleman please Miss C
oh, and the wise
and the cultered too, if you don't mind ;)
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Picking up the car from a service and taking it for a spin cloud9:
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Popping bubble wrap........... cloud9:
in a cinema this week.......... whistle:
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Or finding your car with all four tyres inflated point:
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Popping bubble wrap........... cloud9:
Tsk nonono: You may cause heart attacks and end up joining a young American gentleman in jail, penitentiary or other correctional facility.
in a cinema this week.......... whistle:
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Ooh, hark at Miss C using all those big words. Reminded me of Leonard Sachs on "The Good Old Days" in the 70's. I use to like him cloud9:
Barry Cryer and Bernard Cribbins from The Good Old Days (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTcUe0OIh0#)
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Picking up the car from a service and taking it for a spin cloud9:
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Ooh, hark at Miss C using all those big words. Reminded me of Leonard Sachs on "The Good Old Days" in the 70's. I use to like him cloud9:
Barry Cryer and Bernard Cribbins from The Good Old Days (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTcUe0OIh0#)
I used to know one of the dancers off the good old days like.... redface:
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whistle:
;D ;D ;D ;D
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whistle:
No... ::)
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;D ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: Hit the spot that one did :thumbsup:
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I just looked her up on teh Intermong and found her obituary..... sad24:
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happy100
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In bed, listening to some adolescent owls trying to be big boys. ;D ;D cloud9:
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Growler could train 'em for you
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In bed, listening to some adolescent owls trying to be big boys. ;D ;D cloud9:
Twits. ::)
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In bed, listening to some adolescent owls trying to be big boys. ;D ;D cloud9:
Twits. ::)
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In bed, listening to some adolescent owls trying to be big boys. ;D ;D cloud9:
Well they'd best get a move on! The owl population is under serious threat. eeek:
After all . . . . . .
It's been too wet to woo!
(Hat,coat, door 'n taxi)
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noooo: noooo: noooo: oh deary deary...
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noooo:
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Now of course it's tw'ot...
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Now of course it's tw'ot...
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Now of course it's tw'ot...
lol: lol:
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One of the neeighbours was havon' a flat roof repaired yesterday.
The pikeys were parked up outside....clouds of heavenly fumes of BOILING TARMAC! cloud9:
Someone should bottle that smell. :thumbsup:
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One of the neeighbours was havon' a flat roof repaired yesterday.
The pikeys were parked up outside....clouds of heavenly fumes of BOILING TARMAC! cloud9:
Someone should bottle that smell. :thumbsup:
Bitumen I think you'll find.... whistle:
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PEDANT ALERT
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One of the neeighbours was havon' a flat roof repaired yesterday.
The pikeys were parked up outside....clouds of heavenly fumes of BOILING TARMAC! cloud9:
Someone should bottle that smell. :thumbsup:
Bitumen I think you'll find.... whistle:
"... Friendly bombs come fall on Slough..."
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One of the neeighbours was havon' a flat roof repaired yesterday.
The pikeys were parked up outside....clouds of heavenly fumes of BOILING TARMAC! cloud9:
Someone should bottle that smell. :thumbsup:
Bitumen I think you'll find.... whistle:
Same thing near enough. ::)
Stop acting like that Nick bloke you. evil:
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That made me 'appy for a mo that did, but by the time I post this, it'll be gone. sad32:
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One of the neeighbours was havon' a flat roof repaired yesterday.
The pikeys were parked up outside....clouds of heavenly fumes of BOILING TARMAC! cloud9:
Someone should bottle that smell. :thumbsup:
Bitumen I think you'll find.... whistle:
Same thing near enough. ::)
Stop acting like that Nick bloke you. evil:
It is tho... redface:
JOM wouldn't have let is pass... nor Tipsy... lol:
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One of the neeighbours was havon' a flat roof repaired yesterday.
The pikeys were parked up outside....clouds of heavenly fumes of BOILING TARMAC! cloud9:
Someone should bottle that smell. :thumbsup:
Bitumen I think you'll find.... whistle:
Same thing near enough. ::)
Stop acting like that Nick bloke you. evil:
It is tho... redface:
JOM wouldn't have let is pass... nor Tipsy... lol:
Well whatever you want to call it...I LUV the sniff of it. cloud9:
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Going to the carzy when I'm being nagged, locking the door while she's outside hollering, sit down, and flush the cistern. cloud9:
Thanks Dad. I learnt many things from you, and this one of your finest lessons. :thumbsup:
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One of the neeighbours was havon' a flat roof repaired yesterday.
The pikeys were parked up outside....clouds of heavenly fumes of BOILING TARMAC! cloud9:
Someone should bottle that smell. :thumbsup:
Bitumen I think you'll find.... whistle:
Same thing near enough. ::)
Stop acting like that Nick bloke you. evil:
It is tho... redface:
JOM wouldn't have let is pass... nor Tipsy... lol:
Well whatever you want to call it...I LUV the sniff of it. cloud9:
Bitumen. I like it too - also the smell of hot asphalt (which contains Bitumen among other things)..... whistle:
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Bit geeky that BM, or are you a closet pikey? rubschin:
You seem to know mucho on the subject IF you don't mind me saying so like. whistle:
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Bit geeky that BM, or are you a closet pikey? rubschin:
You seem to know mucho on the subject IF you don't mind me saying so like. whistle:
My Dad used to make it.... Thumbs:
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Bit geeky that BM, or are you a closet pikey? rubschin:
You seem to know mucho on the subject IF you don't mind me saying so like. whistle:
My Dad used to make it.... Thumbs:
Dads used to do everything...PROPER well good too. cloud9:
I'm shite at most things. sad32:
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My Dad used to build brick walls. :thumbsup:
Used to luv watching him do that. cloud9:
Like to 'ave a go meself sometime.
Summat most appealing seeing it growing and watching a wall being built. :thumbsup:
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Bit geeky that BM, or are you a closet pikey? rubschin:
You seem to know mucho on the subject IF you don't mind me saying so like. whistle:
My Dad used to make it.... Thumbs:
Dads used to do everything...PROPER well good too. cloud9:
I'm shite at most things. sad32:
Welcome to my werld.... redface:
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Bit geeky that BM, or are you a closet pikey? rubschin:
You seem to know mucho on the subject IF you don't mind me saying so like. whistle:
My Dad used to make it.... Thumbs:
Dads used to do everything...PROPER well good too. cloud9:
I'm shite at most things. sad32:
Welcome to my werld.... redface:
It's not just us matey. Most geezers I know are shite at most things 'round the 'ouse....apart from the willy wavers of course. Banghead
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One of the neeighbours was havon' a flat roof repaired yesterday.
The pikeys were parked up outside....clouds of heavenly fumes of BOILING TARMAC! cloud9:
Someone should bottle that smell. :thumbsup:
Bitumen I think you'll find.... whistle:
Same thing near enough. ::)
Stop acting like that Nick bloke you. evil:
It is tho... redface:
JOM wouldn't have let is pass... nor Tipsy... lol:
Well whatever you want to call it...I LUV the sniff of it. cloud9:
Bitmac = cloud9:
Asphalt = cloud9: cloud9:
Mastic asphalt = cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Not a smell as such but always a pleasing moment when the roller first gets on a newly laid bed of hot material with its wet wheels and that steam and smell envelops you cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: (and they're the only clouds I've seen today)
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Yes yes yes, that as well! cloud9:
Freshly laid tarmac just looks sssssooo sweet, and always a pleasure to drive on to. :thumbsup:
Just makes a sort of gentle swishing noise as opposed to the previous crashing and swearing. cussing:
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The smell of fresh mown grass. cloud9:
But not after five weeks of growth cos of all the rain and it was never dry enough to cut. It was a jungle out there noooo:
I'm sweating like a stuck pig Barman whistle:
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The smell of fresh mown grass. cloud9:
But not after five weeks of growth cos of all the rain and it was never dry enough to cut. It was a jungle out there noooo:
I'm sweating like a stuck pig Barman whistle:
Poor you! happy100
Full agreement on the smell of cut grass tho - as long as some other poor bastard is cutting it.... Thumbs:
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You's think THAT smells sweet. Wait 'til yues gerra niff of my full outdoor brekky's! cloud9:
I usually have several onlookers, drooling and a dribblin' Drool: and making comments such as "can I have mine on a batch please, the answer being NO! PISS OFF! cloud9:
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I hope that you had some black pudding. I have decided that I am going to concoct two Stockbridge sausages. I thought that one could include black pudding and Hendersons Relish not sure about the other one.... Suggestions for the other one on a postcard please.
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I hope that you had some black pudding. I have decided that I am going to concoct two Stockbridge sausages. I thought that one could include black pudding and Hendersons Relish not sure about the other one.... Suggestions for the other one on a postcard please.
Gentleman's relish? rubschin:
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The smell of fresh mown grass. cloud9:
But not after five weeks of growth cos of all the rain and it was never dry enough to cut. It was a jungle out there noooo:
I'm sweating like a stuck pig Barman whistle:
Poor you! happy100
Full agreement on the smell of cut grass tho - as long as some other poor bastard is cutting it.... Thumbs:
Betterer still - the smell of a field of hay a day or so after cutting - pure nostalgia and heaven!
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Oh how things can change in the blink of an eye. Sheffield is in a huge dip surrounded by seven hills. Now that the steel industry has mostly gone it is much cleaner than it was. This hospital is at the bottom of the dip and for the last three days if has been foggy outside. This is a combination of pollution and low lying cloud. The ward I am in is about 4 storeys up so whilst the view is spectacular you cannot open the window. ::)
Yesterday afternoon Mr C dumped me in a wheelchair and took me outside. I sat on a wooden bench covered in graffiti the floor was littered with rubbish and fag ends. Despite all of that it was wonderful. cloud9:
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Oh how things can change in the blink of an eye. Sheffield is in a huge dip surrounded by seven hills. Now that the steel industry has mostly gone it is much cleaner than it was. This hospital is at the bottom of the dip and for the last three days if has been foggy outside. This is a combination of pollution and low lying cloud. The ward I am in is about 4 storeys up so whilst the view is spectacular you cannot open the window. ::)
Yesterday afternoon Mr C dumped me in a wheelchair and took me outside. I sat on a wooden bench covered in graffiti the floor was littered with rubbish and fag ends. Despite all of that it was wonderful. cloud9:
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"The Seven Hills of Sheffield" sounds very poetic, but not Rome alas.
Get well soon
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Gaffa tape. Is there nothing it can't fix? And the delicious way it tears. £2.95 for a roll of pure heaven.
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That and that 40WD stuff like
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Brake Cleaner is betterer...
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Brake Cleaner is betterer...
I think he meant for his rusty nuts, not drinking.
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Just been instant meal (madras chicken curry 'n' pila rice') clear top fork popping again. :thumbsup:
I feel SOOOOOO good satisfied and 'appy now. cloud9:
Unbelievable and exceedingly sad in'it? whistle:
Actually think there's more 'oles than cover now tbh. lol:
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Oh how things can change in the blink of an eye. Sheffield is in a huge dip surrounded by seven hills. Now that the steel industry has mostly gone it is much cleaner than it was. This hospital is at the bottom of the dip and for the last three days if has been foggy outside. This is a combination of pollution and low lying cloud. The ward I am in is about 4 storeys up so whilst the view is spectacular you cannot open the window. ::)
Yesterday afternoon Mr C dumped me in a wheelchair and took me outside. I sat on a wooden bench covered in graffiti the floor was littered with rubbish and fag ends. Despite all of that it was wonderful. cloud9:
Why are you covered in graffiti rubschin:
I said it was a mirror ;)
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Brake Cleaner is betterer...
I think he meant for his rusty nuts, not drinking.
"rusty nuts" drumroll: point:
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Gaffa tape. Is there nothing it can't fix? And the delicious way it tears. £2.95 for a roll of pure heaven.
Said the bloke going to prison........... noooo:
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God knows why, makes me smile every time I see/hear it.
Yaris Hybrid UK TV Advert 2012: 'Silence The City' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfu4IWl--iA#ws)
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TBH it irritates the sh*t out of me. cussing:
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TBH it irritates the sh*t out of me. cussing:
+1 And that is the first time I've seen it.... lol:
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As the thread title suggests, it's the simplest things.
I got a phone call off my eldest earlier on, "dad, my wedding photos are ready, the photographer said I hope you don't mind, I'm using some on my website gallery"
First one I saw stopped me in my tracks.... my little grandson cloud9:
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I have a new background on my desktop cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
He reminds me of BM
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Would that be because of the lack of hair or the dummy?
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Both cloud9: But he is cuter than BM
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He'll be overjoyed when I tell him. Not the most glowing of compliments I've heard ;)
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evil:
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Having a dozen or so pheasants in the garden on my return from the gym
Spoilt my plans to take pictures of dew laden cobwebs though, the pheasants had been everywhere I expected to find any. Just got the one pic
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Come to think about it -
Simplest things that make me happy = being out and about with me camera. I spent a little while outside this morning taking pictures of the remaining flora (real and manufactured) from the wedding that took place on the lawns outside the house yesterday. I don't normally take that much interest in these events going on outside the window but yesterdays looked very different, the bride and bridesmaids were in brown and the bouquets were made of wheat, barley and other autumn fruits, looked totally different
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Come to think about it -
Simplest things that make me happy = being out and about with me camera. I spent a little while outside this morning taking pictures of the remaining flora (real and manufactured) from the wedding that took place on the lawns outside the house yesterday. I don't normally take that much interest in these events going on outside the window but yesterdays looked very different, the bride and bridesmaids were in brown and the bouquets were made of wheat, barley and other autumn fruits, looked totally different
I reckon you've still got that Sepia filter on.... rubschin:
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Come to think about it -
Simplest things that make me happy = being out and about with me camera. I spent a little while outside this morning taking pictures of the remaining flora (real and manufactured) from the wedding that took place on the lawns outside the house yesterday. I don't normally take that much interest in these events going on outside the window but yesterdays looked very different, the bride and bridesmaids were in brown and the bouquets were made of wheat, barley and other autumn fruits, looked totally different
Were they ded fit like? eeek:
Blimping fit totty always makes me 'appy like. cloud9:
Have I told you about me mirrored blimping sunnies btw? :thumbsup:
Highly recommended to save on those embarrasing whacks in the mush like.
Yet another Top Tip from the vaults of Growlers experiences emporium. :thumbsup:
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Growler, this was an important event in there lives, a beautiful ceremony, two people very much in love, exchanging vows in front of their family and friends, making a life long commitment to each other. Many tears of happiness will have been shed out there yesterday, everybody will have gone away happy feeling so much better about life... and then you go and ask a question like that noooo:
Fit as f**k lol:
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Growler, this was an important event in there lives, a beautiful ceremony, two people very much in love, exchanging vows in front of their family and friends, making a life long commitment to each other. Many tears of happiness will have been shed out there yesterday, everybody will have gone away happy feeling so much better about life... and then you go and ask a question like that noooo:
Fit as f**k lol:
Bollox to all that utter shite. sick2:
Call me a miserable owld cynic if you so wish, but he'll be sniffin' 'round her bessy mate within a few months. :thumbsup:
Divorced within 6 years on the law of averages.
Harsh, but true.
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Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? Drool:
Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were. :thumbsup:
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did. cloud9:
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No. ANd why have you said this twice?
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No. ANd why have you said this twice?
Just to remind meself in case I forgot wot I writ the first time like cock robin. :thumbsup:
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Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? Drool:
Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were. :thumbsup:
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did. cloud9:
No idea what you are talking about. Tights are an abomination.
If a bank robber pulled a stocking over his face it distorted his face to make it unrecognisable so I never found tights attractive in any way, shape or form until they were on the bedroom floor.
Stocking Tops ~ Now that was a different matter. When your hand slid from nylon to flesh you were in.
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I remember.
Stockings are better.
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Staggered. I thought it was a national male pastime and pleasure to blimp for 'laffin' lines' tbh. eeek:
Well it was for me and me mates anyway. cloud9:
Can't even find a piccie to show you what I mean unfortunately. cry:
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This may call for a new thread rubschin:
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I remember.
Stockings are better.
Wot he said ^^^^
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So did Nick never get past the laughing line?
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Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? Drool:
Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were. :thumbsup:
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did. cloud9:
No idea what you are talking about. Tights are an abomination.
If a bank robber pulled a stocking over his face it distorted his face to make it unrecognisable so I never found tights attractive in any way, shape or form until they were on the bedroom floor.
Stocking Tops ~ Now that was a different matter. When your hand slid from nylon to flesh you were in.
If that really was the case you came up against some serious labia, as it were. ;)
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Shocked:
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Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? Drool:
Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were. :thumbsup:
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did. cloud9:
No idea what you are talking about. Tights are an abomination.
If a bank robber pulled a stocking over his face it distorted his face to make it unrecognisable so I never found tights attractive in any way, shape or form until they were on the bedroom floor.
Stocking Tops ~ Now that was a different matter. When your hand slid from nylon to flesh you were in.
If that really was the case you came up against some serious labia, as it were. ;)
lol:
and sick2:
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Finally, this thread HAS hit the gutter! happ096 :thumbsup:
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Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? Drool:
Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were. :thumbsup:
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did. cloud9:
No idea what you are talking about. Tights are an abomination.
If a bank robber pulled a stocking over his face it distorted his face to make it unrecognisable so I never found tights attractive in any way, shape or form until they were on the bedroom floor.
Stocking Tops ~ Now that was a different matter. When your hand slid from nylon to flesh you were in.
If that really was the case you came up against some serious labia, as it were. ;)
Oh yes! Of all shapes and sizes. whistle:
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Snoops there seems to be something Christmassy at the bottom of what you write, surely this can't be right has there been a rift in the universe since I left here this morning?
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Ey up lads. D'ya remember 'Laffin' lines' on wimmins tights? Drool:
Don't see 'em anymore, but I remember when I was young, just how sexy I thought they were. :thumbsup:
Got a right ole twitch on in me kecks if I gorra blimp I did. cloud9:
No idea what you are talking about. Tights are an abomination.
If a bank robber pulled a stocking over his face it distorted his face to make it unrecognisable so I never found tights attractive in any way, shape or form until they were on the bedroom floor.
Stocking Tops ~ Now that was a different matter. When your hand slid from nylon to flesh you were in.
If that really was the case you came up against some serious labia, as it were. ;)
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Oh Miss C - you do make I larf! Thumbs:
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I was in Whitby yesterday and had to buy some of the local food. Just had two of these fellas with two mugs of piping hot strong tea for breakfast cloud9:
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I was in Whitby yesterday and had to buy some of the local food. Just had two of these fellas with two mugs of piping hot strong tea for breakfast cloud9:
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Good for you JOM. :thumbsup: I like Whitby we keep meaning to go when there is a Goth weekend on to photograph the events. Are you going to do Scarborough on this trip?
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I was in Whitby yesterday and had to buy some of the local food. Just had two of these fellas with two mugs of piping hot strong tea for breakfast cloud9:
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Drool: Drool:
See also:
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I was in Whitby yesterday and had to buy some of the local food. Just had two of these fellas with two mugs of piping hot strong tea for breakfast cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2F69nvdz44v%2FWhitby_22.jpg&hash=bf61250f339e56f86d59de6c5dc83d722ca0a1cf) (http://postimage.org/image/69nvdz44v/)
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Good for you JOM. :thumbsup: I like Whitby we keep meaning to go when there is a Goth weekend on to photograph the events. Are you going to do Scarborough on this trip?
I hadn't heard of the goth weekend until I was chatting to the barmaid (as you do like) on Wednesday evening. She was telling me of the costumes, characters etc, the whole thing sounds great fun, and full of many photo opportunities
The festival runs 31/10/12 to 05/11/12 according to this site (http://www.whitbygothweekend.co.uk/news.php?item=26)
I stopped here (http://www.kgbdeals.co.uk/manchester/deals/144201/yorkshire-coast-whitby-escape---the-resolution-whitby---manchester) , it's nothing fancy but well worth the £49 I paid, but I daresay it's fully booked for that period
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I forgot to add Miss C, I'm back home in drizzly (the sort that gets you really wet) Hampshire. I passed through Scarborough on my way down to Bridlington