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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: GROWLER on July 22, 2012, 06:54:08 PM
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I luv 'edge'ogs. cloud9:
Came across a babee one up the road from G towers on me way home an hour ago, and it was most defo on its way to getting itself severley deaded, so being the kind considerate ole bear that i REALLY am, and a fond luver of wildlife, I stopped and decided to help it across the road, much to all the other motorists amusement....didn't care tbh.
However, not having handled one before, I decided to pick it up with me bare paws.
Put it down quite hastily truth be known. whistle:
A wumman came to me and its rescue with a plastic bag to act as gloves. :thumbsup:
Got 2 palms and 10 very poorly bloody fingers fingers now. sad32:
Am I going to contract rabies or summat now?
Should I go for a tetanus injection? Shrugs:
I know, I know. I'm a bir'of a dope, but I did mean well.
Wouldn't have done it for a 'uman mind. noooo:
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I luv 'edge'ogs. cloud9:
Came across a babee one up the road from G towers on me way home an hour ago, and it was most defo on its way to getting itself severley deaded, so being the kind considerate ole bear that i REALLY am, and a fond luver of wildlife, I stopped and decided to help it across the road, much to all the other motorists amusement....didn't care tbh.
However, not having handled one before, I decided to pick it up with me bare paws.
Put it down quite hastily truth be known. whistle:
A wumman came to me and its rescue with a plastic bag to act as gloves. :thumbsup:
Got 2 palms and 10 very poorly bloody fingers fingers now. sad32:
Am I going to contract rabies or summat now?
Should I go for a tetanus injection? Shrugs:
I know, I know. I'm a bir'of a dope, but I did mean well.
Wouldn't have done it for a 'uman mind. noooo:
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Daft bugger, A good hand wash should be OK. You're bound to get fleas now of course,
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Me mitts are all tingly, and I feel all woozy and goosed, but that could be summat to do with sitting down most of the day, soaking up the rays from that strange orange ball in the sky p'raps? rubschin:
If I start being all nice and polite to everyone ('alucinating quite obviously) will some one call the 'ossy for me please? :thumbsup:
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Of course ~ no problem
If your hands get red and start swelling then get down to A&E otherwise you're OK :thumbsup:
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Of course ~ no problem
If your hands get red and start swelling then get down to A&E otherwise you're OK :thumbsup:
No sign of any of that, but they don't 'arf sting still. sad32:
Was actually quite shocked just how prickly they are tbh. Incredulous. eeek:
Might ring the quackters in the morning just to ask if a tetanus jab is actually adviseable.
As luvlee and cuddly as 'edge 'ogs are, you can't be sure where they've been or what geeerms that carry, yes?
Just been to get a glass of water, and the tap absolutely startled me btw. Wozat all about? confused:
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Rabies scared2:
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We've got loads in our garden and I'm perfectly normal like..... Thumbs:
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I see your baldness is contagious
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We've got loads in our garden and I'm perfectly normal like..... Thumbs:
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Awwwwwwwwwwww. Gone all mushy now. cloud9:
Meanwhile, soz to disappoint one or p'raps two, bit I am still alive, and me paws are feeling much betterer now too.
Hop lickle 'odge'eg is ok too. He was sooooooooooooooo sweet! :thumbsup:
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Nick (GC First Class) link=topic=10953.msg366338#msg366338 date=1343029871]
I see your baldness is contagious
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If you care to 'click' on picture to emlarge, I think you'll find that what you think is so called 'baldness' is in fact just pale thick fur, whistle:
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Just seen Mrs G for the first time since my resscue mission.
Whilst young G jnr who was with me at the time, was full of praise and sympathy, SHE had nothing but sarcasam, scorn and critisism for me.
...and she wonders why I ....edited now I've calmed down.
I was exceedingly annoyed at the time.
Sick of being slagged off for helping.
Poke fun at my imbercility yes, but don't start laying into me with nasty jibes. evil:
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And how are yer paws and fear of water now?
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And how are yer paws and fear of water now?
As stated earlier. Fine. Do keep up.
Why the sudden interest in well being anyway? ::)
Sorry I can't now currently give you's something to goad and slag me off me about.
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My flat 'ill is looking good you great furry oaf ::)
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I've had two people today exclaiming their happiness and gratitude to me for saving the babee odge 'eg from getting squashded on Sunday night. cloud9:
See, I am actually a kind thoughful ole bear after all, so to those GROWLER haters...... Finger:.
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Just seen Mrs G for the first time since my resscue mission.
Whilst young G jnr who was with me at the time, was full of praise and sympathy, SHE had nothing but sarcasam, scorn and critisism for me.
...and she wonders why I ....edited now I've calmed down.
I was exceedingly annoyed at the time.
Sick of being slagged off for helping.
Poke fun at my imbercility yes, but don't start laying into me with nasty jibes. evil:
For what it's worth I think that you did the right thing, the nice thing and the caring thing good for you don't let your 'Old Trout' get to you if that is possible, oh and please watch out for a PM heading your way soon.
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Sometimes Growler one cannot do right for doing wrong.
Mrs S#1 was a bit like your personal Owld Trout. I'm afraid divorce was the only answer.
I reached the point where all I could think of to say was "If you don't like me or the things I choose to do then I suggest you find someone else more to your taste" ..... She did ~ eventually ~ and I have never been happier.
Some things you just cannot mend or make better use of ..... That's when you have to get rid of them.
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I wonder about my separation from Mrs Nick. I have NEVER regretted it. ANd Growler has met her!!!
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I wonder about my separation from reality!!!
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Thanks! Thumbs: