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Title: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 09:35:02 AM
Have i made a piggin' rod for me own back here going to the gym?

Feel absolutely slaughtered most days, but realise that if I go to the gym it'll make me feel all bright and perky again.
I felt totally and utterly drained and thouroughly goosed all day yesterday, and had to actually force neself tto go.
Gave meself absolute hell in there and looked like a leaking resevoir damn when I'd finished, BUT I felt absolutely buzzin' when I left. whacky068

Same old today though even after  the now usual  crackin' nights kip.
Absolutely drained and dragging me legs....again. sad32:

Wor'ave I done to meself, and am I locked into 'doing gym' forever now as a consequence? eeek:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 09:48:32 AM
Have i made a piggin' rod for me own back here going to the gym?

Feel absolutely slaughtered most days, but realise that if I go to the gym it'll make me feel all bright and perky again.
I felt totally and utterly drained and thouroughly goosed all day yesterday, and had to actually force neself tto go.
Gave meself absolute hell in there and looked like a leaking resevoir damn when I'd finished, BUT I felt absolutely buzzin' when I left. whacky068

Same old today though even after  the now usual  crackin' nights kip.
Absolutely drained and dragging me legs....again. sad32:

Wor'ave I done to meself, and am I locked into 'doing gym' forever now as a consequence? eeek:

You can give up at any time like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 10:15:43 AM
Go on a run with Miss D  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 01:16:31 PM
Have i made a piggin' rod for me own back here going to the gym?

Feel absolutely slaughtered most days, but realise that if I go to the gym it'll make me feel all bright and perky again.
I felt totally and utterly drained and thouroughly goosed all day yesterday, and had to actually force neself tto go.
Gave meself absolute hell in there and looked like a leaking resevoir damn when I'd finished, BUT I felt absolutely buzzin' when I left. whacky068

Same old today though even after  the now usual  crackin' nights kip.
Absolutely drained and dragging me legs....again. sad32:

Wor'ave I done to meself, and am I locked into 'doing gym' forever now as a consequence? eeek:

You can give up at any time like!  Thumbs:

I know, I know, but if I do I will become permanently goosed though it seems. sad32:

Near terminal goosedism is only eradicated by giving meself the absolute biffters it seems. Banghead

I'm seemingly trapped in a vicious cercle of goosed/buzzin/goosed/buzizin'.

Even 'aving to force meself up 'me'ill now too ffs, and when I do, I'm slower than I've ever been! Angry9:
I got real dead cross with meself up there on Monday night. cussing:
31:15 it took me. Me record is 26:38, and the bench mark for reasonable accetabilty is 30mins.
I was devoed tbqh. sad32:

Wo'rami gomma do? sad32:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 01:17:39 PM
Go for a run with Miss D and pretend she is chasing you  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 26, 2012, 01:22:56 PM
Go for a run with Miss D and pretend she is chasing you  :thumbsup:

You not listening you plonker?

I CAN'T....cus I'm GOOSED! Banghead
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 01:50:11 PM
With Miss D and her axe after you you could run a marathon  angel1
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2012, 02:09:39 PM
There's an axe wound joke here, but I ain't goin there...
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2012, 03:16:40 PM
There's an axe wound joke here, but I ain't goin there...

Very wise. . .
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2012, 03:17:29 PM
Mr Thread?  noooo:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 06:39:03 PM
Um....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 06:40:53 PM
Wasn't me this time ........... ;D
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 06:41:43 PM
Wasn't me this time ........... ;D

*fetches calendar*
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 06:43:53 PM
Wasn't me this time ........... ;D

*fetches calendar*

I would have gone with the goosed jokes......... redface:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 06:46:16 PM
Wasn't me this time ........... ;D

*fetches calendar*

I would have gone with the goosed jokes......... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 06:49:21 PM
Wasn't me this time ........... ;D

*fetches calendar*

 So you did buy that watch off Baldy then............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2012, 06:54:25 PM
Wasn't me this time ........... ;D

*fetches calendar*

 So you did buy that watch off Baldy then............ rubschin:

He gave me a five year guarantee!  cussing:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2012, 10:54:32 AM
Perhaps you should just ease back a bit on the personal targets. No point in being the fittest corpse in the churchyard.
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2012, 04:19:00 PM
Now it's bastard conjuntivitus that's suddenly sprung up again for the 5th time in 7 weeks. Banghead
Blurred vision this time too, just to add to the joys like. cussing:

Doc's?  happy001
Done that, twice now, and basically told can't help, take these drops twice a day, and to sod off and get on with it.
So, opticians beckon tomozo.
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2012, 04:20:45 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2012, 04:25:37 PM
Don't want symphony, just want betterer. Banghead

Funny that these bouts of severe gooseidness have coincided with these bouts of peeper problems. eeek:
Mentioned that to the quackter and she said "NO connection".
Don't believe her tbh.

Time I was piggin' shot I think. lol:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2012, 04:27:06 PM
I have a pop gun  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 04:51:04 PM
Don't want symphony, just want betterer. Banghead

Funny that these bouts of severe gooseidness have coincided with these bouts of peeper problems. eeek:
Mentioned that to the quackter and she said "NO connection".
Don't believe her tbh.

Time I was piggin' shot I think. lol:

Bugasalt...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2012, 05:06:03 PM
Don't want symphony, just want betterer. Banghead

Funny that these bouts of severe gooseidness have coincided with these bouts of peeper problems. eeek:
Mentioned that to the quackter and she said "NO connection".
Don't believe her tbh.

Time I was piggin' shot I think. lol:

Bugasalt...?  rubschin:

Wasn't he a detective? rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2012, 05:30:06 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2012, 06:11:47 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Wha'?  Shrugs:

Soiiunds like a ruddy detective to me.
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2012, 06:14:06 PM
bERGERAC YOU GREAT FURRY MONG  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2012, 06:19:38 PM
Don't want symphony, just want betterer. Banghead

Funny that these bouts of severe gooseidness have coincided with these bouts of peeper problems. eeek:
Mentioned that to the quackter and she said "NO connection".
Don't believe her tbh.

Time I was piggin' shot I think. lol:

Bugasalt...?  rubschin:

Wasn't he a detective? rubschin:

Its BM's new favourite toy, at least it will be when he can get one  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-oYl-Lm9a6U# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-oYl-Lm9a6U#)

Anyhoo as far as the goosedness goes have you tried having a word with the gym staff, they may be able to suggest an alternative routine for you
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 06:57:54 PM
Don't want symphony, just want betterer. Banghead

Funny that these bouts of severe gooseidness have coincided with these bouts of peeper problems. eeek:
Mentioned that to the quackter and she said "NO connection".
Don't believe her tbh.

Time I was piggin' shot I think. lol:

Bugasalt...?  rubschin:

Wasn't he a detective? rubschin:

 drumroll:

In the wheelchair like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 07:33:28 PM

Anyhoo as far as the goosedness goes have you tried having a word with the gym staff, they may be able to suggest an alternative routine for you

GM speaks sense, when I tore my back recently my doctor offered nothing medical-wise (I did write "bugger all" but thought better of it) but told me go to the gym and get them to give me some exercises. Something as simple as sitting on the Swiss gym ball and lifting one leg at a time gently got my mobility back, and they've now got me on four simple exercises which is working wonders. Go for it, you've nothing to lose, and plenty to gain  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2012, 10:05:19 PM
He does indeed.
Going to the peeperquack tomozo anyway.
The Asda and Boots'is ones couldn't see me for 2 piggin' weeks! eeek:

I shall explain what's been going on to someone who actually specialises and knows the subject of this/these particular poorly giblets/s.
Might get sent to the peeper 'ossy ebven. So be it.
I'm then going to very reluctantly make an appoinkment to see the specialist that deals with my other long term ailment....IF he'll see me after losing me rag with him 7 years ago telling him he was always just the bearer of bad news with nowt constuctive and positive to say.
I'll sort of apologise and see if he thinks this self #'elp regime I'm on is p'raps doing more harm than good? confused:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2012, 10:07:30 PM
He does indeed.
Going to the peeperquack tomozo anyway.
The Asda and Boots'is ones couldn't see me for 2 piggin' weeks! eeek:

I shall explain what's been going on to someone who actually specialises and knows the subject of this/these particular poorly giblets/s.
Might get sent to the peeper 'ossy ebven. So be it.
I'm then going to very reluctantly make an appoinkment to see the specialist that deals with my other long term ailment....IF he'll see me after losing me rag with him 7 years ago telling him he was always just the bearer of bad news with nowt constuctive and positive to say.
I'll sort of apologise and see if he thinks this self #'elp regime I'm on is p'raps doing more harm than good? confused:



Good luck....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2012, 10:14:41 PM
He does indeed.
Going to the peeperquack tomozo anyway.
The Asda and Boots'is ones couldn't see me for 2 piggin' weeks! eeek:

I shall explain what's been going on to someone who actually specialises and knows the subject of this/these particular poorly giblets/s.
Might get sent to the peeper 'ossy ebven. So be it.
I'm then going to very reluctantly make an appoinkment to see the specialist that deals with my other long term ailment....IF he'll see me after losing me rag with him 7 years ago telling him he was always just the bearer of bad news with nowt constuctive and positive to say.
I'll sort of apologise and see if he thinks this self #'elp regime I'm on is p'raps doing more harm than good? confused:



Good luck....... :thumbsup:

Gor'a laf ey?

If you can't laf at yerself, yer GOOSED!

Oh, 'ang on a mo...... rubschin:  lol:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on July 28, 2012, 05:00:56 AM
Gerrin there Growler  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2012, 11:12:55 AM
Gerrin there Growler  :thumbsup:

I did! :thumbsup:

Apparently, so the tasty optionost wumman said, I've got most excellent peepers, befitting of someone 20 years younger than I am. cloud9:
Shame they're both currently swollen and red. Banghead

The eye test was very comprehensive. No more just reading a wall chart, oh no. All dgii stuff with shapes and colours and stuff now. Haven't nad me squinters tested for years and years.

She's writing to me quackter to recommend a 'ossy visit to see the peeper specialist to find out why this conjunktivitis keeps coming back.

Meanwhile, why did she have to wear a low cut dress ey? Most distracting, especially when I had to look through this machine thing and she told me to look dead ahead while she shone this torch in me eyes.

Look straight ahead you say?
All I can see is a pair of heaving tanned globes hanging down! eeek:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on July 28, 2012, 11:54:17 AM
When I said "gerrin there", I meant the gym  smile:  But good stuff on getting to the opticians  :thumbsup:

No annalog wallchart to read then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2012, 10:20:47 AM
I have taken my doctor's advice and got myself a personal trainer. Doc says I need to shed some weight and get fitter so a personal trainer seemed like a wise investment. His name is Kai and he is an eight month old black Labrador.

This may be a case of kill or cure!


Photos will follow ~ he arrives tomorrow.


For those who are wondering Kai is Cornish for Dog or in Celtic, when it is more normally spelt Cai, it is the name of one of King Arthur's Knights
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2012, 10:21:59 AM
Yes I am willing to share my Bonios.  ::)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2012, 10:33:48 AM
I have taken my doctor's advice and got myself a personal trainer. Doc says I need to shed some weight and get fitter so a personal trainer seemed like a wise investment. His name is Kai and he is an eight month old black Labrador.

This may be a case of kill or cure!


Photos will follow ~ he arrives tomorrow.


For those who are wondering Kai is Cornish for Dog or in Celtic, when it is more normally spelt Cai, it is the name of one of King Arthur's Knights
eeek:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2012, 10:47:01 AM
Not entirely for my own good ~ we have been suffering from a spate of intruders in the front and back gardens of late

The family decided that a Fvck Off sized black lab might solve the problem.   eveilgrin:

TBH for the first 45 years of my life I was never without a dog but when the last one died I said "Never Again" as it upset me so much. However the time has come when I cannot be that selfish for ever and the boys really do need to learn about pets (other than a goldfish). The clincher was, I suppose, that my new car comes complete with a dog guard in the back. It reels up out of the rear seats.  Seemed a waste not to use it. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2012, 10:49:12 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2012, 10:59:34 AM
have you tried having a word with the gym staff, they may be able to suggest an alternative routine for you

Such as spending less time with them out on stalks at all the wimmin.
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2012, 11:06:18 AM
have you tried having a word with the gym staff, they may be able to suggest an alternative routine for you

Such as spending less time with them out on stalks at all the wimmin.

They warned you it would make you go blind ..........
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on July 29, 2012, 11:52:08 AM
I have taken my doctor's advice and got myself a personal trainer. Doc says I need to shed some weight and get fitter so a personal trainer seemed like a wise investment. His name is Kai and he is an eight month old black Labrador.

This may be a case of kill or cure!


Photos will follow ~ he arrives tomorrow.


For those who are wondering Kai is Cornish for Dog or in Celtic, when it is more normally spelt Cai, it is the name of one of King Arthur's Knights

We know you'd have loved to have called it "Nigger"  ;)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2012, 11:53:18 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on July 29, 2012, 11:58:34 AM
Enjoy those moments Snoopy  :thumbsup:

I've been dog-less for a few months now, and yesterday I came close to thinking of getting another. I saw a  Northern Inuit  (http://www.google.co.uk/search?num=10&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=644&q=northern+inuit&oq=northern&gs_l=img.1.4.0l10.1343.3916.0.5821.8.5.0.3.3.0.107.468.1j4.5.0...0.0...1ac.jicOyVMEYrU) being walked, as close as you could get to a wolf I reckon, beautiful dog.  cloud9: But much as I loved all my previous dogs, I shall go without one for now.
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2012, 12:15:48 PM
Both boys have walked him round the kennel field .... he pulls a bit but they can cope with that and at 7 months it should be easy enough to train that out of him. He will sit on command and returns when let off the lead. It seems that when you call him back that he is not going to but he is ackchooly looking for something to bring back as a present .... Stick, ball ... whatever he can find. Tends to jump up at first but a firm "NO!" and he sits down.
Training should not be a problem as he seems a very biddable pooch, eager to please but very unhappy about being kennelled. Previous owners got him last Christmas but were both at work all day so he got a bit destructive in their absence ~ hardly surprising for a puppy. I am at home every day so he will be good company for me and hopefully will enjoy having someone with him all the time. They tell us that he doesn't get car sick and seems to enjoy going out in the car.
Not yet neutered but the kennels are making arrangements for that to be done in about three weeks time. Micro chipped of course and we have passed the "Home Inspection".
I tell you, taking on a rescued dog is no longer an easy or cheap option but a KC registered pure bred for £125 seems a bargain. The £125 includes the neutering, 2 days supply of food, collar, de-fleaing, full vet check and the blanket he is used to.
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on July 29, 2012, 12:18:26 PM
Both boys have walked him round the kennel field .... he pulls a bit but they can cope with that and at 7 months it should be easy enough to train that out of him. He will sit on command and returns when let off the lead. It seems that when you call him back that he is not going to but he is ackchooly looking for something to bring back as a present .... Stick, ball ... whatever he can find. Tends to jump up at first but a firm "NO!" and he sits down.
Training should not be a problem as he seems a very biddable pooch, eager to please but very unhappy about being kennelled. Previous owners got him last Christmas but were both at work all day so he got a bit destructive in their absence ~ hardly surprising for a puppy. I am at home every day so he will be good company for me and hopefully will enjoy having someone with him all the time. They tell us that he doesn't get car sick and seems to enjoy going out in the car.
Not yet neutered but the kennels are making arrangements for that to be done in about three weeks time. Micro chipped of course and we have passed the "Home Inspection".
I tell you, taking on a rescued dog is no longer an easy or cheap option but a KC registered pure bred for £125 seems a bargain. The £125 includes the neutering, 2 days supply of food, collar, de-fleaing, full vet check and the blanket he is used to.


 :thumbsup:    will he be a member on here .....
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Snoopy on July 29, 2012, 12:27:20 PM
Prolly ~ once he masters the keyboard.  ::)

Meanwhile Woodstock has been "shopping":
Several hundredweight of dog food, new basket, grooming brushes, dog biscuits, Bonios, Stainless steel bowls for water and food, new leather lead, new leather collar and tag engraved with our phone number and dog's name, a ball, a doggy poncho in case he is wet when she puts him in the car and, for when he is in her car, a doggy fvcking seat belt (she doesn't have a dog grill) ...... This dog is going to live better than me.  ::)


The THW is at her boyfriend's house until Saturday so the boys are planning a "surprise" for her return  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2012, 12:29:19 PM
Prolly ~ once he masters the keyboard.  ::)

Meanwhile Woodstock has been "shopping":
Several hundredweight of dog food, new basket, grooming brushes, dog biscuits, Bonios, Stainless steel bowls for water and food, new leather lead, new leather collar and tag engraved with our phone number and dog's name, a ball, a doggy poncho in case he is wet when she puts him in the car and, for when he is in her car, a doggy fvcking seat belt (she doesn't have a dog grill) ...... This dog is going to live better than me.  ::)


The THW is at her boyfriend's house until Saturday so the boys are planning a "surprise" for her return  eveilgrin:

Most of that kit is for you  point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on July 29, 2012, 12:30:04 PM
Both boys have walked him round the kennel field .... he pulls a bit but they can cope with that and at 7 months it should be easy enough to train that out of him. He will sit on command and returns when let off the lead. It seems that when you call him back that he is not going to but he is ackchooly looking for something to bring back as a present .... Stick, ball ... whatever he can find. Tends to jump up at first but a firm "NO!" and he sits down.
Training should not be a problem as he seems a very biddable pooch, eager to please but very unhappy about being kennelled. Previous owners got him last Christmas but were both at work all day so he got a bit destructive in their absence ~ hardly surprising for a puppy. I am at home every day so he will be good company for me and hopefully will enjoy having someone with him all the time. They tell us that he doesn't get car sick and seems to enjoy going out in the car.
Not yet neutered but the kennels are making arrangements for that to be done in about three weeks time. Micro chipped of course and we have passed the "Home Inspection".
I tell you, taking on a rescued dog is no longer an easy or cheap option but a KC registered pure bred for £125 seems a bargain. The £125 includes the neutering, 2 days supply of food, collar, de-fleaing, full vet check and the blanket he is used to.

Top man Snoopy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 29, 2012, 05:08:45 PM
Sounds like a lovely addition to the family Snoops.  I always wanted a dog but was brought up by parents who liked to travel so not practical.  I was happy to care for someone else's lab who was a perfect gentleman.  I used to give him a bath outside with several buckets of warm water, a jug and shampoo.  He had eczema and you could see the relief on his face afterwards.   angel1
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2012, 05:11:54 PM
Like when you stopped washing him, like?

Boy dogs don't like that poofy French soap. Not a poodle, you know  ::)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 29, 2012, 05:15:29 PM
Yes Nick.  ::)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2012, 05:16:28 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 31, 2012, 09:05:31 AM
I'm NOT happy....nowt new there then I hear some exclaim ::)

Further to my Optician appointment last saturday, the quackters receptionist has just rung stating that the old battleaxe has read the letter that the Optician sent her, but cannot sanction refer or authorise a specialist appointment to the hossy. eeek:

Howvere, she did ask the receptionist to state that if I would like to make yet ANOTHER appointment to see her, then I would be most welcome to do so, or even a telephone consultation with her if I prefer.

I told her in my grumpiest tone, to relay the message that I do NOT want to waste my time any further seeing her again, and to also pass on my thanks for her caring concerned attitude.

What now? Where now? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2012, 09:28:42 AM
Change your doctor. You have every right to ask for a second opinion.
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 31, 2012, 09:39:51 AM
Change your doctor. You have every right to ask for a second opinion.

That's what Mrs G said.

I'm going to have to as this recurring problem, now x 4 in 6 weeks, is not normal.

Anyone would thonk it was costing her practice money to send me ffs! Banghead
Said that to the receptionist, and judging by her tone of voice, I detected a hint of agreement.

Felt a bit sorry for her having to listen to my rantings. redface:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2012, 09:58:45 AM
Go private............don't mess with your minces..........
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 31, 2012, 10:06:03 AM
Go private............don't mess with your minces..........

My arguement entirely.
The owld  witch of a G, yes G for GENERAL, not specialist, P obviously doesn't see it that way.

As for private, I did think of that ££££££££££££££££  eeek:, but what's the use of £££££££££££'s if I can't see proper to do me job and blimp at Kylies arse like.
Not many pleasures on life, but her most gorgeous of peaches does make me feel SSSSSSSSSSO happy. cloud9:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2012, 10:20:37 AM
Go private............don't mess with your minces..........

My arguement entirely.
The owld  witch of a G, yes G for GENERAL, not specialist, P obviously doesn't see it that way.

As for private, I did think of that ££££££££££££££££  eeek:, but what's the use of £££££££££££'s if I can't see proper to do me job and blimp at Kylies arse like.
Not many pleasures on life, but her most gorgeous of peaches does make me feel SSSSSSSSSSO happy. cloud9:

Maybe if you go private........you could use Kyle pics for eye test.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on July 31, 2012, 10:31:44 AM
Go private............don't mess with your minces..........

My arguement entirely.
The owld  witch of a G, yes G for GENERAL, not specialist, P obviously doesn't see it that way.

As for private, I did think of that ££££££££££££££££  eeek:, but what's the use of £££££££££££'s if I can't see proper to do me job and blimp at Kylies arse like.
Not many pleasures on life, but her most gorgeous of peaches does make me feel SSSSSSSSSSO happy. cloud9:

Maybe if you go private........you could use Kyle pics for eye test.......... :thumbsup:

Nah. I go all bleary eyed and dreamy when I blimp her cheeks. cloud9:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 31, 2012, 07:07:05 PM
Go private............don't mess with your minces..........

My arguement entirely.
The owld  witch of a G, yes G for GENERAL, not specialist, P obviously doesn't see it that way.

As for private, I did think of that ££££££££££££££££  eeek:, but what's the use of £££££££££££'s if I can't see proper to do me job and blimp at Kylies arse like.
Not many pleasures on life, but her most gorgeous of peaches does make me feel SSSSSSSSSSO happy. cloud9:

Maybe if you go private........you could use Kyle pics for eye test.......... :thumbsup:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Flmrdcuqzp%2Fimage.jpg&hash=c34f058ed8c8bf0944b4a334a3571486d03b52ee) (http://postimage.org/image/lmrdcuqzp/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on July 31, 2012, 07:25:51 PM
Now that's one face you wouldn't want to miss hitting
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on July 31, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Growler could always try  The Pilots Eye Test  (http://forums.speedguide.net/showthread.php?230370-Pilot-s-Eye-Test-Can-You-Pass)

I failed
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2012, 08:24:14 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fwrpc3pxb3%2F549613_419260064787645_1476906925_n.jpg&hash=1c259e35ba4ac065f435b4c1574fcd4fd0f2908d) (http://postimage.org/image/wrpc3pxb3/)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2012, 11:07:34 PM
Got a nerve problem in lower back/arse ..........walking like a numpty ............all Miss T can do is laugh ........ evil:.........
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Misty on August 01, 2012, 11:21:19 PM
Oh my God!!!!!!! I am so sorry you can't see this. apc has a trapped nerve in his ass. Seems to have affected his entire body! I am clearly the worst carer in the world cos I have almost peed watching him try to walk. All I could think of at work tonight was getting home and finding this advert from when I was a kid..............

SoftMints advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lL6hkpJveM#)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Misty on August 01, 2012, 11:27:03 PM
BTW he is now severely pissed off! not because he walks like a cripple and I laugh, but because I'm now calling him "Mr Soft"  redface:
Oh, to be a fly on my wall right now..........

 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002

Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2012, 05:21:21 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Mr Soft ... typical of most things in his life right now  - tyres , walking ability ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Misty on August 02, 2012, 05:27:41 AM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on August 02, 2012, 05:28:56 AM
Oh my God!!!!!!! I am so sorry you can't see this. apc has a trapped nerve in his ass. Seems to have affected his entire body! I am clearly the worst carer in the world cos I have almost peed watching him try to walk. All I could think of at work tonight was getting home and finding this advert from when I was a kid..............

SoftMints advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lL6hkpJveM#)

 lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2012, 05:30:25 AM
Oh my God!!!!!!! I am so sorry you can't see this. apc has a trapped nerve in his ass. Seems to have affected his entire body! I am clearly the worst carer in the world cos I have almost peed watching him try to walk. All I could think of at work tonight was getting home and finding this advert from when I was a kid..............

SoftMints advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lL6hkpJveM#)

happy001

Great song too! You can play him the full-length version!

Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - Mr Soft (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcPfWy2jScI#)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on August 02, 2012, 05:57:58 AM
My Boyfriend's Back - American Dreams (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewjxzSGmOGw#)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2012, 06:22:01 AM
We're not being very sympathetic are we . Poor man and his restricted movement ...  whistle:

Sesame Street: It's Hip to Be a Square (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcHzquaMh8#)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Misty on August 02, 2012, 10:38:21 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2012, 12:42:08 PM
Golden cup rulz.......... :thumbsup:   mozzie bites , headaches (hangovers redface:), backache and TMR can vouch for the other use .. whistle:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2012, 03:03:33 PM
Golden cup rulz.......... :thumbsup:   mozzie bites , headaches (hangovers redface:), backache and TMR can vouch for the other use .. whistle:

Would it get me a pass out like....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2012, 09:23:19 PM
Golden cup rulz.......... :thumbsup:   mozzie bites , headaches (hangovers redface:), backache and TMR can vouch for the other use .. whistle:

Would it get me a pass out like....?  rubschin:


Depends where you put it ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2012, 06:12:22 AM
Golden cup rulz.......... :thumbsup:   mozzie bites , headaches (hangovers redface:), backache and TMR can vouch for the other use .. whistle:

Would it get me a pass out like....?  rubschin:


Depends where you put it ............. rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 19, 2012, 04:42:41 AM
Golden showers golden cups? eeek:

Fell over onto concrete steps yesterday,  Shocked: no alcohol involved. I don't think that there is one bit of me that does not ache sting or hurt in some way. evil:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2012, 08:41:42 AM

 I don't think that there is one bit of me that does not ache sting or hurt in some way. evil:

I'm told that Cranberry Juice is good for that  whistle:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2012, 11:45:23 AM

 I don't think that there is one bit of me that does not ache sting or hurt in some way. evil:

I'm told that Cranberry Juice is good for that  whistle:
Spank2:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Snoopy on September 19, 2012, 01:52:07 PM

 I don't think that there is one bit of me that does not ache sting or hurt in some way. evil:

I'm told that Cranberry Juice is good for that  whistle:
Spank2:

I accept my punishment ~ I'm only glad that somebody got the reference.  ;)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2012, 01:55:39 PM

 I don't think that there is one bit of me that does not ache sting or hurt in some way. evil:

I'm told that Cranberry Juice is good for that  whistle:
Spank2:

I accept my punishment ~ I'm only glad that somebody got the reference.  ;)


I got it ......... redface:




BTW Bangcock Dick has new stuff for sale .........some kinda wonder drink........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 02:03:23 PM
You drink it and wonder what happened?  scared2:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2012, 02:05:08 PM
You drink it and wonder what happened?  scared2:



Not sure no writing in English............... scared2:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2012, 06:06:16 PM
Cold, shivering and feeling  sick2:   all quite suddenly  noooo:

Off to bed
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 02, 2012, 06:10:18 PM
Cold, shivering and feeling  sick2:   all quite suddenly  noooo:

Off to bed

Ebola for sure  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2012, 06:26:41 PM
Cold, shivering and feeling  sick2:   all quite suddenly  noooo:

Off to bed

Take yer incinerator with you to keep you warm like.

Yet another Top Growler Tip! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2012, 06:28:33 PM
Feeling a bit betterer now. It may have been smo
ke inhalation  rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2012, 06:37:01 PM
Feeling a bit betterer now. It may have been smo
ke inhalation  rubschin:

Quite. whistle:

Smoke in the garden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXt8eByYlx0#)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Just One More on October 02, 2012, 06:53:55 PM
Cold, shivering and feeling  sick2:   all quite suddenly  noooo:

Off to bed


Feeling a bit betterer now. It may have been smo
ke inhalation  rubschin:


From deaths door to top of the world in 22 minutes. Praise the lord  worthy:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2012, 06:55:58 PM
I have been talking on the big white telephone
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2012, 06:57:09 PM
I have been talking on the big white telephone

What was said from the other end like?

Problee "alreet Nick you knob rot, yer a cock. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on October 06, 2012, 04:54:23 PM
This evening, I am actually feeling utterly and totally GOOSED.

Dunno why even, 'cus I've not been that busy tbh.

Was going to walk up me 'monster 'ill' tomozo too while the wever is sssso bootiful, but it's making me even more goosed just thinking about it. sad32:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 16, 2012, 08:33:46 AM
 scared2:

I am not the youngest in the team but so far in the last 12 months my colleagues have each had:

2 x Gall Bladder removed,
1 xheart attack +  triple heart by-pass
1 x new baby (heart monitor attached during pregnancy)
1 x foot op
1 x broken ankle




Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2012, 08:36:30 AM
A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2012, 08:47:38 AM
scared2:

I am not the youngest in the team but so far in the last 12 months my colleagues have each had:

2 x Gall Bladder removed,
1 xheart attack +  triple heart by-pass
1 x new baby (heart monitor attached during pregnancy)
1 x foot op
1 x broken ankle

Have each had.  Shocked:

Are dual gall bladders a job requirement or just a local mutation?
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 16, 2012, 08:51:38 AM
scared2:

I am not the youngest in the team but so far in the last 12 months my colleagues have each had:

2 x Gall Bladder removed,
1 xheart attack +  triple heart by-pass
1 x new baby (heart monitor attached during pregnancy)
1 x foot op
1 x broken ankle

Have each had.  Shocked:

Are dual gall bladders a job requirement or just a local mutation?

I just knew I would be picked up on that. 
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on October 16, 2012, 09:07:52 AM
Some in here NEVER miss an opportunity, no matter how remote Tipo. ::)
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 16, 2012, 09:37:43 AM
I've just remembered why this was on my mind in the first place, another colleague (a different one to those others) is an inpatient at the moment with suspected Pancreatic somut or other or appendicitis.   noooo:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2012, 09:45:10 AM
And how is your dementia?
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 16, 2012, 09:57:10 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2012, 07:27:38 PM
Have felt ill all day  noooo:

Going to bed  surrender:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2012, 07:47:07 PM
Have felt ill all day  noooo:

Going to bed  surrender:
Violins:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on October 21, 2012, 08:17:50 AM
Have felt ill all day  noooo:

Going to bed  surrender:
Violins:

Most excellent.
Peace reigns. cloud9:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2012, 06:53:59 PM
I'm on the hot toddies now  sad24:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 21, 2012, 06:57:12 PM
Are they related to the twins?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on November 02, 2012, 06:37:41 PM
Been absolutely and thouroughly goosed beyond belief  eeek: since I started taking these Amitriptyline, but then I found me secret stache of Modifinil!!
Get yerselves some. for that extra  kick when yer feeling groggled.

Yet another TOP medical tip from Dct.GROWLER. angel1

I'm buzzin' now, whuhey! :thumbsup:
Gym/biffters beckons.
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2012, 06:41:26 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on November 02, 2012, 06:44:04 PM
scared2:

Wha'? Shrugs:

ALL legal I can assure you.

Piggin' BUZZIN', I tell ye. lol:
Never felt so lively, just like a young spring chick in fact! cloud9:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2012, 06:53:21 PM
 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on November 02, 2012, 07:06:41 PM
scared2: scared2:

 Shrugs:  lol:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Severe goosedness
Post by: GROWLER on November 03, 2012, 05:09:30 PM
Very fuzzy wuzzy in the 'ed dept. today.

Not taking one of those tabs in the afternoon EVER again. noooo:

Me 'ed and mind were's still both buzzin' at 03:00 this morning. Banghead