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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Olga on August 09, 2007, 09:03:47 PM
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Hello poppets ! (thanks Landlady for new word, sounds nice ;D)
I thought to bring in topic which is always trouble and special in this warm weather, is shaving. Now, personal, I like man who nice and clean shaved
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Looks kinda cute redface: but I want to keep head on hair just in case you need to grab hold sometime, yes ;D
Hair on chest is OK, believe me, but hair on back sick2: - - is like bloodie gorilla, big no no. As for other bits, well what do you think girls? I have some thoughts but's let's share -
Poka!
Oh, and boys.... you have Friday thready, muachhhh
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How do you stand on beards, my Russian poppet?
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obvious homosexual in that picture
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How do you stand on beards?
Well, you?d have to lie on the floor I suppose?
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How do you stand on beards?
Well, you?d have to lie on the floor I suppose?
Unless you are Gandalf.
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How do you stand on beards?
Well, you?d have to lie on the floor I suppose?
Unless you are Gandalf.
rubschin: True...
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How do you stand on beards, my Russian poppet?
Trim every time, Nikita. Much more creative and you cans make interetsing shyapes, distinctive and special.
First days is bit prickly - not so good - but after is softer ;D Much better than some hairy monstr looking like wild man scared2:
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Like Growler then. Not like me. I am as smooth as Wenchy's bottom
= rough
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Olga darlink I personally don't like a beard or moustache when it's wirey but chest hair a big yes for me!!!
I think a totally shiney bald chest just isn't manly.
So boys, pictures please and we'll let you know who wins the applause. 8)
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I think a totally shiney bald chest just isn't manly.
Silly girl... noooo:
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Are you suggesting that baldness is a womanly trait? eeek:
I certainly don't like bald cats.
It's not natural. confused:
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I had a girlfriend once who had a liking for hairless cats eeek:
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Bloody well frightened the life out of me ! scared2:
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Are you suggesting that baldness is a womanly trait? eeek:
I certainly don't like bald cats.
It's not natural. confused:
I think it is natural if you are a sphynx, but the don't look friendly or like something I would want to snuggle up to. eeek:
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I just took this quiz to see what cat would be best to live with me and they came up with 5 and one of them I have not even heard of... ::) It appears I should adopt either a Bengal (Yes, OK) as Sphynx (No) a Snowshoe (Perhaps) a Manx (noooo, I don't think so) or a Thaililiac (Not before I discover what it is)
http://www.kittymania.co.uk/whatbreed.php
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Never heard of it and neither, apparently has http://www.cfainc.org/breeds.html
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I think a totally shiney bald chest just isn't manly.
Silly girl... noooo:
What can I say - I like a hairy chest! If follically challenged in the chestal area just rub salt into your chest and hey presto! (my Mum says)
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I think a totally shiney bald chest just isn't manly.
Silly girl... noooo:
What can I say - I like a hairy chest! If follically challenged in the chestal area just rub salt into your chest and hey presto! (my Mum says)
Try drawing some rabbits on it. ~ from a distance most people will say they are hares.
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I think a totally shiney bald chest just isn't manly.
Silly girl... noooo:
What can I say - I like a hairy chest! If follically challenged in the chestal area just rub salt into your chest and hey presto! (my Mum says)
I'll try it....
NOT!
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I think a totally shiney bald chest just isn't manly.
Silly girl... noooo:
What can I say - I like a hairy chest! If follically challenged in the chestal area just rub salt into your chest and hey presto! (my Mum says)
I'll try it....
NOT!
So rubschin: let me guess....follically challenged??? point:
No really a bare chest is just as good! ;)
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I think a totally shiney bald chest just isn't manly.
Silly girl... noooo:
What can I say - I like a hairy chest! If follically challenged in the chestal area just rub salt into your chest and hey presto! (my Mum says)
I'll try it....
NOT!
So rubschin: let me guess....follically challenged??? point:
Only on my chest... ;)
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Only on my chest... ;)
Allegedly, that's not a bad thing whistle:
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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30400-1279582,00.html
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Only on my chest... ;)
Allegedly, that's not a bad thing whistle:
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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30400-1279582,00.html
That'll be my chest on the left... whistle:
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Only on my chest... ;)
Allegedly, that's not a bad thing whistle:
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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30400-1279582,00.html
That'll be my head on the left... whistle:
whistle:
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Only on my chest... ;)
Allegedly, that's not a bad thing whistle:
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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30400-1279582,00.html
That'll be my head on the left... whistle:
whistle:
What? eeek:
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Where has landlady gone? Under the patio?
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Where has landlady gone? Under the patio?
Busy working, shackled to her desk? whistle:
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Of course, of course.
And how is your patio? Bumpy?
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Of course, of course.
And how is your patio? Bumpy?
I've had the roller on it but... yes... redface:
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Yo forgot the quicklime. It should bed down in a couple of months evil:
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Yo forgot the quicklime. It should bed down in a couple of months evil:
Quicklime eh... rubschin:
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Yo forgot the quicklime. It should bed down in a couple of months evil:
Quicklime eh... rubschin:
That'll be the white powder, not the green liquid you drip into lager for ?1. evil:
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Yo forgot the quicklime. It should bed down in a couple of months evil:
Quicklime eh... rubschin:
That'll be the white powder, not the green liquid you drip into lager for ?1. evil:
Oh... noooo:
Funny you should say that ?cos it is really messy and has attracted the ants? cussing:
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That is the patio. Are the flies there yet?
Poor landlady, I hardly got to know her sad24:
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That is the patio. Are the flies there yet?
Poor landlady, I hardly got to know her sad24:
I'm out at work all day tomorrow so you prolly will... scared2:
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Why? Is Marley planning on "Bringing her round"?
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Hi bar chums (sounds almost rude doesn't it eyes:)
Thanks for your expressed concern Mr. Nick razz: nice to know someone was mssing me and yes Barman had shackled me to my desk but not for any interesting reason only to keep me ploughing through the business paperwork that he soooooooooooooooooo likes to ignore !
Right now back to the original theme of the thread instigated by my dear friend Olga Poppet Sex Bomb smile:
Personally (on a man) I like a smooth chest of the honed and toned variety and a fuzz free face too (if possible)
On the netherregions I dont have a particular preference but do hate to see those stringy little bits of fuzz popping out the sides of bathing cozzies (don't we all I think)
However one hairy area that I do feel men tend to neglect in the maintenance side of things is their armpits eeek: Seeing a load of stringy mangled armpit hanging down, for me, is a definate turnoff
Finally the other MAJOR turnoff is the nasal and ear hairs that seem to run amok on most men of, how can I put this nicely, a CERTAIN AGE - uck yuck, eh eh eh sick2: I always pay particular attention to these two generally umissed areas when giving Barman his regular trim on the patio eyes: eyes:
Over and out and now back to the work cry:
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Personally (on a man) I like a smooth chest of the honed and toned variety and a fuzz free face too (if possible)
On the netherregions I dont have a particular preference but do hate to see those stringy little bits of fuzz popping out the sides of bathing cozzies (don't we all I think)
However one hairy area that I do feel men tend to neglect in the maintenance side of things is their armpits eeek: Seeing a load of stringy mangled armpit hanging down, for me, is a definate turnoff
Finally the other MAJOR turnoff is the nasal and ear hairs that seem to run amok on most men of, how can I put this nicely, a CERTAIN AGE - uck yuck, eh eh eh sick2:
sad32: A simple "No thanks Darwin" was all that was needed. noooo:
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Personally (on a man) I like a smooth chest of the honed and toned variety and a fuzz free face too (if possible)
On the netherregions I dont have a particular preference but do hate to see those stringy little bits of fuzz popping out the sides of bathing cozzies (don't we all I think)
However one hairy area that I do feel men tend to neglect in the maintenance side of things is their armpits eeek: Seeing a load of stringy mangled armpit hanging down, for me, is a definate turnoff
Finally the other MAJOR turnoff is the nasal and ear hairs that seem to run amok on most men of, how can I put this nicely, a CERTAIN AGE - uck yuck, eh eh eh sick2:
sad32: A simple "No thanks Darwin" was all that was needed. noooo:
No personal slight intended at all Mr. Darwin - shall I send you one of those 'personal' male hair trimmer things for Christmas so you can tidy up your act confused: Or perhaps get yourself along to the 'plucking' shed for a quick wash and brush up eeek:
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Personally (on a man) I like a smooth chest of the honed and toned variety and a fuzz free face too (if possible)
On the netherregions I dont have a particular preference but do hate to see those stringy little bits of fuzz popping out the sides of bathing cozzies (don't we all I think)
However one hairy area that I do feel men tend to neglect in the maintenance side of things is their armpits eeek: Seeing a load of stringy mangled armpit hanging down, for me, is a definate turnoff
Finally the other MAJOR turnoff is the nasal and ear hairs that seem to run amok on most men of, how can I put this nicely, a CERTAIN AGE - uck yuck, eh eh eh sick2:
sad32: A simple "No thanks Darwin" was all that was needed. noooo:
No personal slight intended at all Mr. Darwin - shall I send you one of those 'personal' male hair trimmer things for Christmas so you can tidy up your act confused: Or perhaps get yourself along to the 'plucking' shed for a quick wash and brush up eeek:
Too late for that. cussing:
As Tel would say "Very hurt my feelings are". surrender:
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A certain Bar Wench of this establishment made much mock of me (in another place) when I admitted to shaving "certain areas" of my body. She also took exception to my preference of not wearing socks and only the briefest of underwear and certainly none at all with denim jeans. CHEESY! was her description as I recall. I am therefore heartened to discover that at least one lady prefers a "clean" man.
I will confess to having a moustache and a full(ish) head of grey (well nearly white) hair.
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Personally (on a man) I like a smooth chest of the honed and toned variety and a fuzz free face too (if possible)
On the netherregions I dont have a particular preference but do hate to see those stringy little bits of fuzz popping out the sides of bathing cozzies (don't we all I think)
However one hairy area that I do feel men tend to neglect in the maintenance side of things is their armpits eeek: Seeing a load of stringy mangled armpit hanging down, for me, is a definate turnoff
Finally the other MAJOR turnoff is the nasal and ear hairs that seem to run amok on most men of, how can I put this nicely, a CERTAIN AGE - uck yuck, eh eh eh sick2:
sad32: A simple "No thanks Darwin" was all that was needed. noooo:
No personal slight intended at all Mr. Darwin - shall I send you one of those 'personal' male hair trimmer things for Christmas so you can tidy up your act confused: Or perhaps get yourself along to the 'plucking' shed for a quick wash and brush up eeek:
Too late for that. cussing:
As Tel would say "Very hurt my feelings are". surrender:
Oh poppet razz:
By way of an abject and sincere apology the best offer I can come up with is to extend an open invitation to you to visit my barbers chair of the rear patio where I will personally run my trimmers over your unruly locks and blow in your ear(s) after removing offending appendage eyes: However the caveat is that the offer does not extend to trimage of underarm or undercarriage hair masses - those can only be dealt with if you marry me eeek:
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Lawnmower or strimmers?
A lovely effect can be created with mowing neat lines and strimming the stringy bits. 8)
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Lawnmower or strimmers?
A lovely effect can be created with mowing neat lines and strimming the stringy bits. 8)
Depends on the growth density - will pick most appropriate tool for use on the day eyes:
Why are you suddenly -2 karma - who has been smiting you ?
Just about to pen you PM with abject apologies for lack of call to tie up for that sundowner drink on the patio - eat your hearts out in rainy old England lol:
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. . after removing offending appendage. . .those can only be dealt with if you marry me. . .
shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
Nooooo No No, I am fine now, problem solved, all forgotten. whistle:
scared:
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. . after removing offending appendage. . .those can only be dealt with if you marry me. . .
shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
Nooooo No No, I am fine now, problem solved, all forgotten. whistle:
scared:
Very wise Darwin... noooo:
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Well, dahlinks, I see no one have seen fit to show what we really like cry:
I'll confess many my friends 'n' I really like our President redface: Scrubs off well, we think ;)
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Landlady, seems we like the same kind of man ;) I hope Mr Barman scrubs off well too...
p.s. You see even trees go down when he's around redface:
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There is more than a suspicion that the set of "Macho Man" photos released by the Kremlin have been "Photoshopped".
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That was me in thefirst picture! Honest
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Well, dahlinks, I see no one have seen fit to show what we really like cry:
I'll confess many my friends 'n' I really like our President redface: Scrubs off well, we think ;)
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Landlady, seems we like the same kind of man ;) I hope Mr Barman scrubs off well too...
p.s. You see even trees go down when he's around redface:
So shaved chests are OK then?
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So shaved chests are OK then?
But of course, pumpkin lol: Just long as they are fresh and smoothly, perhaps a little oil ;)
If you have nicely shaved, then as my Auntie Lenka used to say -
"Grab your goat - you've pulled ;) "
Poka, sweetie, muachhhh