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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Barman on April 23, 2007, 01:25:54 PM
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Declan the humble crab and Kate the lobster Princess were deeply in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears.
?We can?t see each other any more,? she sobbed. ?Daddy says that crabs are the lowest class of crustacean, and no daughter of his is marrying someone who can only walk sideways.?
Declan was gutted and scuttled away to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. That night, the Great Lobster Ball was taking place and lobsters came from far and wide in the seas, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father?s side, inconsolable.
Suddenly, the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in. The lobsters stopped their dancing, the princess gasped and the King lobster rose from his throne as, slowly and painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor, walking forwards for all to see! Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked the King lobster in the eye. There was a deadly silence until, finally, Declan spoke.
?F**k me, I?m pissed!? ;D
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I just got it happy001 happy001 happy001
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;D
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noooo:
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Declan the humble crab and Kate the lobster Princess were deeply in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears.
?We can?t see each other any more,? she sobbed. ?Daddy says that crabs are the lowest class of crustacean, and no daughter of his is marrying someone who can only walk sideways.?
Declan was gutted and scuttled away to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. That night, the Great Lobster Ball was taking place and lobsters came from far and wide in the seas, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father?s side, inconsolable.
Suddenly, the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in. The lobsters stopped their dancing, the princess gasped and the King lobster rose from his throne as, slowly and painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor, walking forwards for all to see! Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked the King lobster in the eye. There was a deadly silence until, finally, Declan spoke.
?F**k me, I?m pissed!? ;D
I just got it happy001 happy001 happy001
lol: lol: happy100
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Better late than never I suppose . . . noooo:
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Declan the humble crab and Kate the lobster Princess were deeply in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears.
?We can?t see each other any more,? she sobbed. ?Daddy says that crabs are the lowest class of crustacean, and no daughter of his is marrying someone who can only walk sideways.?
Declan was gutted and scuttled away to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. That night, the Great Lobster Ball was taking place and lobsters came from far and wide in the seas, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father?s side, inconsolable.
Suddenly, the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in. The lobsters stopped their dancing, the princess gasped and the King lobster rose from his throne as, slowly and painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor, walking forwards for all to see! Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked the King lobster in the eye. There was a deadly silence until, finally, Declan spoke.
?F**k me, I?m pissed!? ;D
David Niven, about 1970. :thumbsup: