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Title: How you typing this?
Post by: TG on August 17, 2012, 08:21:43 PM
I am leaning on a freezer typing on a Samsung tablet.

I am wishing thatcher canute that your invented predicted text falls on his sword whilst in Farmfoods.

This sucking thing canteen spell sucking.

Hope you are Alltel.

I have a new kitten, it is nice and stimulative surprisingly still  alive innit.

X

Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2012, 08:36:34 PM
breeting yo to and the katty
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: TG on August 17, 2012, 09:57:28 PM
Thankyou. I just fell office freezer and in to the bed innit where from i am typing this pearl of widens.

I have killed the kitkat.

Nite nite to Allan sundry.

X
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2012, 03:51:49 AM
TG is here!  cloud9:

Well, sort of....  noooo:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 18, 2012, 05:35:50 AM
Yet another example of how cats are bad for you  noooo:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Just One More on August 18, 2012, 06:06:25 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 18, 2012, 07:41:39 AM
Quote from: TG on August 17, 2012, 08:21:43 PM
I am leaning on a freezer typing on a Samsung tablet.

I am wishing thatcher canute that your invented predicted text falls on his sword whilst in Farmfoods.

This sucking thing canteen spell sucking.

Hope you are Alltel.

I have a new kitten, it is nice and stimulative surprisingly still  alive innit.

X

As you have given it to me so I pass it on to all with thanks and a huge welcome back TG.

Neil Diamond - Song sung blue 1974 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6oaMLzXYA#)
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: GROWLER on August 18, 2012, 07:43:07 AM
MISS C!! cloud9:

Gizus a sloppy snog and an 'ug you. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Just One More on August 18, 2012, 07:43:48 AM
With TG's opening of "I am leaning on a freezer", I got George Bloody Formby  Banghead
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 18, 2012, 07:47:33 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on August 18, 2012, 07:43:07 AM
MISS C!! cloud9:

Gizus a sloppy snog and an 'ug you. :thumbsup:

All yours you big sloppy fur ball. xx

See how I managed to ignore JOM and his earworm like?
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2012, 07:56:41 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 18, 2012, 07:43:48 AM
With TG's opening of "I am leaning on a freezer", I got Geore Bloody Formby  Banghead

Me too!  evil:

Although I now have Neil Diamond - 'Its a beautiful noise' - for some reason....  Banghead
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: TG on August 18, 2012, 08:19:09 AM
Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2012, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: TG on August 18, 2012, 08:19:09 AM
Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob....  noooo:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Misty on August 18, 2012, 02:10:50 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: TG on August 19, 2012, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2012, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: TG on August 18, 2012, 08:19:09 AM
Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob....  noooo:

The dirty bastard! You go away for 5 minutes and the whole place goes to the dogs.  censored:

I,m knackered now. How do I turn predictive text back on?
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 12:50:45 PM
Quote from: TG on August 19, 2012, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2012, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: TG on August 18, 2012, 08:19:09 AM
Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob....  noooo:

The dirty bastard! You go away for 5 minutes and the whole place goes to the dogs.  censored:

I,m knackered now. How do I turn predictive text back on?

Ah... you need a small child for that.....
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: TG on August 19, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2012, 12:50:45 PM
Quote from: TG on August 19, 2012, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2012, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: TG on August 18, 2012, 08:19:09 AM
Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob....  noooo:

The dirty bastard! You go away for 5 minutes and the whole place goes to the dogs.  censored:

I,m knackered now. How do I turn predictive text back on?

Ah... you need a small child for that.....

If I google 'small child wanted' the police tend to turn up.  scared2:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2012, 01:06:12 PM
Quote from: TG on August 19, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2012, 12:50:45 PM
Quote from: TG on August 19, 2012, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2012, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: TG on August 18, 2012, 08:19:09 AM
Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob....  noooo:

The dirty bastard! You go away for 5 minutes and the whole place goes to the dogs.  censored:

I,m knackered now. How do I turn predictive text back on?

Ah... you need a small child for that.....

If I google 'small child wanted' the police tend to turn up.  scared2:


TEND............ eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 01:07:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on August 19, 2012, 01:06:12 PM
Quote from: TG on August 19, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2012, 12:50:45 PM
Quote from: TG on August 19, 2012, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2012, 01:49:29 PM
Quote from: TG on August 18, 2012, 08:19:09 AM
Morning all. I found out how to turn off predictive text on this things so normal service has resumed.

Have I missed owt?

Yes, some bloke logged in pissed last night and was typing on a pad with his knob....  noooo:

The dirty bastard! You go away for 5 minutes and the whole place goes to the dogs.  censored:

I,m knackered now. How do I turn predictive text back on?

Ah... you need a small child for that.....

If I google 'small child wanted' the police tend to turn up.  scared2:


TEND............ eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: TG on August 19, 2012, 01:47:54 PM
Ooops.  angel1

Anywho. Nice weather innit?  eyes:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 01:49:24 PM
Quote from: TG on August 19, 2012, 01:47:54 PM
Ooops.  angel1

Anywho. Nice weather innit?  eyes:

 point:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 19, 2012, 02:44:23 PM
I seriously disliked predictive text until my daughter showed me how it works. Now ~ it's the bees knees  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: How you typing this?
Post by: Pastis on August 19, 2012, 04:09:14 PM
I could do with predictive speech after several large G&Ts    rubschin: