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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 02:50:16 PM

Title: Bites
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 02:50:16 PM: I am covered in them sad24:
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 02:52:37 PM: Fleas?
Midges?
Bed-bugs?
Svelte Redhead?

Fuller and better particulars needed before advice can be given.
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 28, 2012, 02:53:08 PM: It's either the redhead or the canal has pirhanas in it! eeek:
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 02:53:37 PM: Small buzzy things. I have purchased an tube of cream sad32:
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 28, 2012, 02:55:38 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 28, 2012, 02:53:37 PM
Small buzzy things. I have purchased an tube of cream sad32:

Double or Single?
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 02:57:49 PM: When walking by the canal (or falling into it) use an anti midge spray containing a Citronella oil.
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 28, 2012, 02:59:39 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 02:57:49 PM
When walking by the canal (or falling into it) use an anti midge spray containing a Citronella oil.

Does it work on pirhanas too?
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 03:01:00 PM: Dunno 'bout that but it keeps mossies, midges etc at bay (see also wimmin if you go into a pub)
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2012, 03:06:34 PM: Get some golden cup.................the cure for all......... :thumbsup:...........that's if Baldy is still alive ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 31, 2012, 07:49:23 PM: At about this time of year there are some small biting beetle things around, they have a black and white diamond pattern on their backs. They seem strangely attracted to me. When I get bitten the bite never fails to turn into a sodding great hole that lasts for weeks. I have one on my right ankle at the moment hole is about 1cm across and 1/2 cm deep. evil:
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2012, 07:54:17 PM: I have oinkment
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Just One More on August 31, 2012, 09:22:36 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 31, 2012, 07:49:23 PM
At about this time of year there are some small biting beetle things around, they have a black and white diamond pattern on their backs. They seem strangely attracted to me. When I get bitten the bite never fails to turn into a sodding great hole that lasts for weeks. I have one on my right ankle at the moment hole is about 1cm across and 1/2 cm deep. evil:

Ouch! oh and sick2:
Title: Re: Bites
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2012, 08:55:45 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on August 28, 2012, 03:06:34 PM
Get some golden cup.................the cure for all......... :thumbsup:...........that's if Baldy is still alive ........... rubschin:

Got loads now, Bangcock Dick just took a trip to his favourite place eyes: Golden Cup Balm is the answer. :thumbsup: