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Title: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 07:21:56 PM
Great British Bake Off ( to the uniniatiated )

WTF was that Tart Tatin that Brendan cooked  lol: ....size is obviously important to him  rubschin:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 08:00:35 PM
They are overplaying the 'vulnerability' of Kathryn somewhat  rubschin: ....what's the bet she is in the final  rubschin:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2012, 08:03:37 PM
This is going to be one of those Nickesque commentaries isn't it  lol:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on August 28, 2012, 08:04:20 PM
It's only a bloody treacle tart! sad32: sad32: sad32:

 lol:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 08:05:37 PM
Man who wears tank tops is best with tarts - who knew  lol:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 08:07:45 PM
I like tarts  cloud9:

Where is Tipsy?  rubschin:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Just One More on August 28, 2012, 08:24:55 PM
I have recorded it because I missed TEA, and had it as SUPPER  whistle:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Just One More on August 28, 2012, 08:27:55 PM
Oh, and before I forget, has Sue Perkins ever said ANYTHING funny in her life  Banghead
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 08:32:20 PM
My main gripe is how can they eat so much of the stuff and not put on an ounce  Banghead
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Just One More on August 28, 2012, 08:34:45 PM
It's all the liquor they both have later  ;)
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 08:35:43 PM

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Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on September 04, 2012, 07:11:45 PM
Is it James ...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegreatbritishbakeoff.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fbaker%2Fdetail%2FSeries3%2Fjames-large.jpg&hash=edab15734f74065966ea3e4d67c6460ac6d6370e)

or is it ...

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 rubschin:

Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2012, 08:32:15 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2012, 09:33:14 PM
Quote from: Just One More on August 28, 2012, 08:27:55 PM
Oh, and before I forget, has Sue Perkins ever said ANYTHING funny in her life  Banghead

Not to my knowledge can't bear the woman complained to the beeb about her abusing chickens once got me nowhere.
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2012, 09:34:17 PM
Rug muncher  noooo:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Just One More on September 07, 2012, 05:25:13 AM
Which reminds me, where was Mel this week..... food poisoning  rubschin:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2012, 07:55:27 AM
She was trying to train the squirrel to steal the show again  lol:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 07, 2012, 09:38:14 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2012, 07:55:27 AM
. . . train the squirrel . . .

 rubschin:

Euphemism #224,  early Greek.
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 18, 2012, 08:06:51 PM
Bloody hell .....gore fest  eeek:

Moral of story ....Ready to Roll not only saves hours but lives too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on September 25, 2012, 07:21:56 PM
Buns, buns, buns ...  Drool:

I have my very own GBBO on Saturday ...  Mr P's spicy fruit loaf will be under consideration   rubschin:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2012, 07:23:52 PM
BUNS  eeek:
 :sex023:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2012, 03:56:04 PM
Whether or not to glaze a fruit loaf ...  rubschin: ... On balance, I think so. What does the team think?
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 04:01:11 PM
Deffo  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2012, 04:03:53 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 04:01:11 PM
Deffo  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:  Hopefully it will look like this:

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Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 04:07:25 PM
Are we all making gingerbread houses next week then ?  ;D
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2012, 04:12:51 PM
Is that next week's challenge?  razz:

No, this one's for tomorrer ... buttered and 50p a slice towards the funds   whistle:

It's now glazed and cooling  angel1
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 02, 2012, 08:00:07 PM
So what Gingerbread constructions will the VP be offering up ???
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Just One More on October 02, 2012, 08:18:27 PM
It's recorded, but yet to be watched
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on October 02, 2012, 08:20:43 PM
BM won't be outdone I'm sure ...  ;D

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Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Just One More on October 02, 2012, 09:13:38 PM
Superb presentation, who needs slate or a piece of oak when you can have a bit of cardboard  ;)
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2012, 06:07:59 AM
Did you watch Nigellisima ....home made ice cream in brioche buns!

An ice cream burger  cloud9:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Just One More on October 04, 2012, 06:28:29 AM
I have an entirely different image to the one I think you're trying to portray Miss D  eyes:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2012, 07:15:08 AM
How is your back ?  ;)
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2012, 05:38:30 PM
Nigella last night was disgusting    Drool:

A possible brioche moment tonight on the GBBO ... more likely to be patisserie   Drool:

Apparently the GBBO idea has been sold to the French   shutup:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on October 16, 2012, 07:02:17 PM
The final  rubschin:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2012, 07:31:52 PM
Brendan is really pissing me off !. However the comparison between him and the pink sponge was fantastically unintended ....as was his life partner saying he spends most of his time cleaning out his piping bags !!!!  Oh how I larfed  lol:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on October 16, 2012, 07:35:47 PM
Let's face it, Brendan's just a big Buddhist bender   lol:    Actually he's a right controlling queen   lol:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2012, 07:36:50 PM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Pastis on October 16, 2012, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 16, 2012, 07:36:50 PM
shrugs:

I thought you were quite a master baker? 
Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2012, 08:10:42 PM
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Title: Re: GBBO
Post by: apc2010 on October 16, 2012, 10:17:41 PM
Quote from: Pastis on October 16, 2012, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 16, 2012, 07:36:50 PM
shrugs:

I thought you were quite a master baker?

 eeek: eeek: ;D