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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on August 10, 2007, 11:47:28 AM
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One thing that really boils my piss is people that say ?you know? all the time?
Just heard Gary Rhodes on the radio ? nice bloke but adds ?Y?know? to every bloody sentence.
No, we don?t know actually Gary ? there wouldn?t be much point having you on the bloody radio if we did!
cussing:
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Tis indeed extremely annoying -
My pet hate is "You get me" evil:.
There is not a hope in hell I 'get you'
Or that I would want to 'get you'
Or that by 'getting you' I would understand you any better
Or that you are even worth understanding if you had to be 'get ' first
:lalalala
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
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Has the humble "Innit?" fallen from favour with the young people?
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Has the humble "Innit?" fallen from favour with the young people?
I think they are now called Native American something-or-others
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
redface:
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
redface:
Oh Wenchy... not you? noooo:
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
redface:
Oh Wenchy... not you? noooo:
I'm beginning to think she is more Kirsty Alsop than I had realised
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Wenchy Alsop? eeek:
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Wenchy Alsop? eeek:
rubschin: Frightening thought ~ she might be capable of selling us a Tat Mountain after all.
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Kwenchy! cloud9:
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Wenchy Alsop? eeek:
rubschin: Frightening thought ~ she might be capable of selling us a Tat Mountain after all.
She'd have to be able to part with it first Snoopy, I think we are safe in that regard eyes:
Kwenchy! cloud9:
Kewnchy Nut? scared:
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
redface:
Oh Wenchy... not you? noooo:
I'm beginning to think she is more Kirsty Alsop than I had realised
There are similarities. redface:
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
redface:
Oh Wenchy... not you? noooo:
I'm beginning to think she is more Kirsty Alsop than I had realised
There are similarities. redface:
Kirsty uses love eggs? eeek:
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
redface:
Oh Wenchy... not you? noooo:
I'm beginning to think she is more Kirsty Alsop than I had realised
There are similarities. redface:
OK So answer yes or no:
Opinionated
Never stops talking
Great Legs
Loves shoes
Rich live-in lover
Highly Fanciable
Loves spending other people's money
Has lots of money herself
Bit broad across the beam
Oozes sex appeal
Overweight
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OK So answer yes or no:
Opinionated
Never stops talking
Great Legs
Loves shoes
Rich live-in lover
Highly Fanciable
Loves spending other people's money
Has lots of money herself
Bit broad across the beam
Oozes sex appeal
Overweight
Something tells me Snoopy may be off to that kennel in the sky fairly soon eeek:
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I Guess...
Opinionated Y
Never stops talking Y
Great Legs N
Loves shoes Y
Rich live-in lover N
Highly Fanciable N
Loves spending other people's money Y
Has lots of money herself N
Bit broad across the beam Y
Oozes sex appeal Y
Overweight Y
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OK So answer yes or no:
Opinionated
Never stops talking
Great Legs
Loves shoes
Rich live-in lover
Highly Fanciable
Loves spending other people's money
Has lots of money herself
Bit broad across the beam
Oozes sex appeal
Overweight
Something tells me Snoopy may be off to that kennel in the sky fairly soon eeek:
Nah! She'll be all over me when she see this.
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
redface:
Oh Wenchy... not you? noooo:
I'm beginning to think she is more Kirsty Alsop than I had realised
There are similarities. redface:
OK So answer yes or no:
Opinionated
Never stops talking
Great Legs
Loves shoes
Rich live-in lover
Highly Fanciable
Loves spending other people's money
Has lots of money herself
Bit broad across the beam
Oozes sex appeal
Overweight
How foolish do you think I am?
And what does "broad across the beam" mean?
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
redface:
Oh Wenchy... not you? noooo:
I'm beginning to think she is more Kirsty Alsop than I had realised
There are similarities. redface:
OK So answer yes or no:
Opinionated
Never stops talking
Great Legs
Loves shoes
Rich live-in lover
Highly Fanciable
Loves spending other people's money
Has lots of money herself
Bit broad across the beam
Oozes sex appeal
Overweight
How foolish do you think I am?
And what does "broad across the beam" mean?
It is a nautical term... whistle:
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Frightful, ya know wot I mean?
redface:
Oh Wenchy... not you? noooo:
I'm beginning to think she is more Kirsty Alsop than I had realised
There are similarities. redface:
OK So answer yes or no:
Opinionated
Never stops talking
Great Legs
Loves shoes
Rich live-in lover
Highly Fanciable
Loves spending other people's money
Has lots of money herself
Bit broad across the beam
Oozes sex appeal
Overweight
How foolish do you think I am?
And what does "broad across the beam" mean?
Uhmmmm ... A bit ... sort of you know .. uhmmmmmm... Pear shaped
OK OK I know.
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Uhmmmm ... A bit ... sort of you know .. uhmmmmmm... Pear shaped
OK OK I know.
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Miss D would you answer those?
I'm off to smite folks now.
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Back on topic, "What it is, right..." when explaining something really gets on my pip.
That and "for sure" that sports persons seem to have adopted.
I'd say Wenchy has teeth like stars...they come out at night :-)
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I Guess...
Opinionated Y
Never stops talking Y
Great Legs N
Loves shoes Y
Rich live-in lover N
Highly Fanciable N
Loves spending other people's money Y
Has lots of money herself N
Bit broad across the beam Y
Oozes sex appeal Y
Overweight Y
So I'm a poor overweight loud person with lots of cheap shoes and huge breasts that no one fancies? eeek:
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Back on topic, "What it is, right..." when explaining something really gets on my pip.
That and "for sure" that sports persons seem to have adopted.
I'd say Wenchy has teeth like stars...they come out at night :-)
And "yes, no" has become a popular answer too! cussing:
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I Guess...
Opinionated Y
Never stops talking Y
Great Legs N
Loves shoes Y
Rich live-in lover N
Highly Fanciable N
Loves spending other people's money Y
Has lots of money herself N
Bit broad across the beam Y
Oozes sex appeal Y
Overweight Y
So I'm a poor overweight loud person with lots of cheap shoes and huge breasts that no one fancies? eeek:
S eems like you have made quite an impression
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I Guess...
Opinionated Y
Never stops talking Y
Great Legs N
Loves shoes Y
Rich live-in lover N
Highly Fanciable N
Loves spending other people's money Y
Has lots of money herself N
Bit broad across the beam Y
Oozes sex appeal Y
Overweight Y
So I'm a poor overweight loud person with lots of cheap shoes and huge breasts that no one fancies? eeek:
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Miss D would you answer those?
I'm off to smite folks now.
For you Wench - anything lol:
Opinionated - whats one of those?
Never stops talking - distant relative of a Trappist monk
Great Legs - for a table
Loves shoes - of course otherwise your feet would get hurt
Rich live-in lover - but that is immoral eeek:
Highly Fanciable - for a pigeon
Loves spending other people's money - is there any other sort?
Has lots of money herself - well the pay packet says 1 thing and the bank account another. It's a mystery to me.
Bit broad across the beam - structurally stable
Oozes sex appeal - stopped leaking some time ago
Overweight- all women are
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Miss D would you answer those?
I'm off to smite folks now.
Time to run boys, Wench is heading toward the chainsaw of smiting...
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Miss D would you answer those?
I'm off to smite folks now.
Time to run boys, Wench is heading toward the chainsaw of smiting...
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Miss D would you answer those?
I'm off to smite folks now.
Time to run boys, Wench is heading toward the chainsaw of smiting...
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tunble:
Holy shit! All this aggression surrender:
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tunble:
Holy shit! All this aggression surrender:
Friday... redface:
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Plus I've just discovered the new version of the company messaging software does smilies so I've been on a hunt for some. I'm going to find a use for my last one next week if it kills me eveilgrin: