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Title: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2007, 12:41:35 PM
Always a source of anxiety and usually disastrous. YOu may recall our bloodsoaked trip to Conwy a while back and thos American tourists we firghtened.

Mrs Nick has sprung one one me! We are leaving tomorrow morning for a day trip to a remote part of Wales. Our objective? An all day meeting of the Welsh Nicaragua Solidarity Campaign  eeek:

Apparently there will be singing. And Central American snacks. And Welsh people. And the whole thing takes place in the national Tree Huggers Centre at Machynnleth (you try saying it!)

We cannot wait! evil: cussing:

Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Misunderstood on August 10, 2007, 12:50:39 PM
Apparently there will be singing. And Central American snacks. And Welsh people. And the whole thing takes place in the national Tree Huggers Centre at Machynnleth (you try saying it!)

We cannot wait! evil: cussing:


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Machynlleth.

What a nice place.  I used to work there at a field office occasionally.

Mac - hunt - l -eth.

Renown for tree hugging conventions and all others that can't afford a decent venue.
South American countries have thrived there for decades.  I think they try to appeal to the Welsh nationalistic viewpoint of being the poor neighbour.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2007, 12:52:05 PM
I can feel Political Incorrectness sort of welling up inside me evil:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2007, 01:00:49 PM
Have you been out at lunchtime to practice Nick?

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Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2007, 01:13:44 PM
Mrs Nick . . .the Welsh Nicaragua Solidarity Campaign 

 rubschin: Had you thought to ask if they can demonstrate the old Nicaraguan tradition of "Disappearing" (v) people?
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2007, 01:44:37 PM
Apparently there will be singing. And Central American snacks. And Welsh people. And the whole thing takes place in the national Tree Huggers Centre at Machynnleth (you try saying it!)

We cannot wait! evil: cussing:



Machynlleth.

What a nice place.  I used to work there at a field office occasionally.

Mac - hunt - l -eth.

Renown for tree hugging conventions and all others that can't afford a decent venue.
South American countries have thrived there for decades.  I think they try to appeal to the Welsh nationalistic viewpoint of being the poor neighbour.
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Well done Bouncer ~ I was about to offer a phonic pronunciation but you beat me to it. Nick must however remember that the Welsh do not place a stress or emphasis on syllables the way the English do. Thus all syllables are given the same emphasis.
AND that is why Huw Edwards sounds so odd when he reads the news.


Hmm the quote function appears to have errrr..... misfunctioned. The Nick Effect I 'spect.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2007, 01:54:10 PM
Our objective? An all day meeting of the Welsh Nicaragua Solidarity Campaign  eeek:

So in other words we can expect to find that Nicaragua has declared war on Wales in the near future then  point:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 10, 2007, 02:20:47 PM
Apparently there will be singing. And Central American snacks. And Welsh people. And the whole thing takes place in the national Tree Huggers Centre at Machynnleth (you try saying it!)

We cannot wait! evil: cussing:


Machynlleth.

What a nice place.  I used to work there at a field office occasionally.

Mac - hunt - l -eth.

Renown for tree hugging conventions and all others that can't afford a decent venue.
South American countries have thrived there for decades.  I think they try to appeal to the Welsh nationalistic viewpoint of being the poor neighbour.
[ / quote]

Well done Bouncer ~ I was about to offer a phonic pronunciation but you beat me to it. Nick must however remember that the Welsh do not place a stress or emphasis on syllables the way the English do. Thus all syllables are given the same emphasis.
AND that is why Huw Edwards sounds so odd when he reads the news.


Hmm the quote function appears to have errrr..... misfunctioned. The Nick Effect I 'spect.

Hasn't malfunctioned you had an extra end quote in.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2007, 02:28:52 PM
Apparently there will be singing. And Central American snacks. And Welsh people. And the whole thing takes place in the national Tree Huggers Centre at Machynnleth (you try saying it!)

We cannot wait! evil: cussing:


Machynlleth.

What a nice place.  I used to work there at a field office occasionally.

Mac - hunt - l -eth.

Renown for tree hugging conventions and all others that can't afford a decent venue.
South American countries have thrived there for decades.  I think they try to appeal to the Welsh nationalistic viewpoint of being the poor neighbour.
[ / quote]

Well done Bouncer ~ I was about to offer a phonic pronunciation but you beat me to it. Nick must however remember that the Welsh do not place a stress or emphasis on syllables the way the English do. Thus all syllables are given the same emphasis.
AND that is why Huw Edwards sounds so odd when he reads the news.


Hmm the quote function appears to have errrr..... misfunctioned. The Nick Effect I 'spect.

Hasn't malfunctioned you had an extra end quote in.

 shrugs:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 10, 2007, 02:41:07 PM
Apparently there will be singing. And Central American snacks. And Welsh people. And the whole thing takes place in the national Tree Huggers Centre at Machynnleth (you try saying it!)

We cannot wait! evil: cussing:


Machynlleth.

What a nice place.  I used to work there at a field office occasionally.

Mac - hunt - l -eth.

Renown for tree hugging conventions and all others that can't afford a decent venue.
South American countries have thrived there for decades.  I think they try to appeal to the Welsh nationalistic viewpoint of being the poor neighbour.
[ / quote]

Well done Bouncer ~ I was about to offer a phonic pronunciation but you beat me to it. Nick must however remember that the Welsh do not place a stress or emphasis on syllables the way the English do. Thus all syllables are given the same emphasis.
AND that is why Huw Edwards sounds so odd when he reads the news.


Hmm the quote function appears to have errrr..... misfunctioned. The Nick Effect I 'spect.

Hasn't malfunctioned you had an extra end quote in.

 shrugs:

Actually Bouncer started it with dodgy editing.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2007, 02:46:58 PM
Apparently there will be singing. And Central American snacks. And Welsh people. And the whole thing takes place in the national Tree Huggers Centre at Machynnleth (you try saying it!)

We cannot wait! evil: cussing:


Machynlleth.

What a nice place.  I used to work there at a field office occasionally.

Mac - hunt - l -eth.

Renown for tree hugging conventions and all others that can't afford a decent venue.
South American countries have thrived there for decades.  I think they try to appeal to the Welsh nationalistic viewpoint of being the poor neighbour.
[ / quote]

Well done Bouncer ~ I was about to offer a phonic pronunciation but you beat me to it. Nick must however remember that the Welsh do not place a stress or emphasis on syllables the way the English do. Thus all syllables are given the same emphasis.
AND that is why Huw Edwards sounds so odd when he reads the news.


Hmm the quote function appears to have errrr..... misfunctioned. The Nick Effect I 'spect.

Hasn't malfunctioned you had an extra end quote in.

 shrugs:

Actually Bouncer started it with dodgy editing.

Bloody Cats!  cussing:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Misunderstood on August 10, 2007, 03:50:44 PM
Our objective? An all day meeting of the Welsh Nicaragua Solidarity Campaign  eeek:

So in other words we can expect to find that Nicaragua has declared war on Wales in the near future then  point:

Summat like that I 'spect.  I am still counting on the the beatni(c)k to intervene...


Oh,  And who is Miss Functioned?
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2007, 03:53:34 PM
Our objective? An all day meeting of the Welsh Nicaragua Solidarity Campaign  eeek:

So in other words we can expect to find that Nicaragua has declared war on Wales in the near future then  point:

Summat like that I 'spect.  I am still counting on the the beatni(c)k to intervene...


Oh,  And who is Miss Functioned?

I was quite pleased with that one and no-one laughed.  Banghead
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Misunderstood on August 10, 2007, 04:09:58 PM
Oh,  And who is Miss Functioned?

I was quite pleased with that one and no-one laughed.  Banghead

Aw!   happy100   
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2007, 05:07:37 PM
What is this thread about?
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2007, 05:09:42 PM
What is this thread about?

 shrugs: You started it ~ why ask me?
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2007, 05:13:44 PM
It has gone off topic.  cry:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 10, 2007, 05:16:14 PM
It has gone off topic.  cry:

I don't think it's been on topic since about post 3 has it? Anyway, going off topic seems to be the norm for this place so don't moan.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2007, 05:16:56 PM
It has gone off topic.  cry:

Well I'm blessed ~ how unusual  ::)
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Misunderstood on August 10, 2007, 05:26:20 PM
What is this thread about?

I dunno... I forgot.  surrender:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 10, 2007, 05:27:48 PM
What is this thread about?

I dunno... I forgot.  surrender:

... and anyway, does it matter??
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2007, 05:32:19 PM
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Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2007, 08:04:21 PM
Wales. Nicaraguans. Frijoles. Tree huggers. Drving 80 miles on B roads.

Geddit?
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2007, 10:12:27 PM
What is this thread about?

You going to Mccuntluth. whistle:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Mr Happy on August 10, 2007, 10:19:31 PM
What is this thread about?

You going to Mccuntluth. whistle:

Their burgers are feckin rubbish!
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Misunderstood on August 10, 2007, 10:35:42 PM
What is this thread about?

You going to Mccuntluth. whistle:

Their burgers are feckin rubbish!

They're Nicaraguan.  Waddya expect...  MacD's?

Ooop's sorry they ARE MacD's   redface:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2007, 10:43:48 PM
How exactly do you manage to get roped into all this shite Nick?
You ARE a mouse, and I claim my applause.

Wouldn't you rather be on gippo watch with me at 'The Swamp'? scared2:
 Far more exciting with free full British brekky fry up tomorrow too
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2007, 11:01:28 PM
Talking of 'watching', that reminds me.
I was werkin' at the swamp creating my 'garden' on Wednesday evening. Decided to come home when the mozzy's became unbearable. On the way out, I noticed these headlights coming towards me in the distance on the closed private and gated LOCKED road. scared2:
The car stopped as it drew near, and I jumped out and marched up to the occupant demanding to know what tf he was doing here.
He stated that he worked at the paintballing activity, and had simply come over from Liverpool....to bury his girfriends dead goldfish! happy001

I had no reason to doubt him either, as there in the Walls ice cream box was the corpse. eeek:

I fully expect to see the full flowered memorial tomorrow. lol:

'He was a good fish, never did no one no 'arm.

WHY? sad32:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Misunderstood on August 10, 2007, 11:35:04 PM
You get odd people in Liverpool!


Take Nick for example...








Please?
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Sour Puss on August 11, 2007, 12:27:45 AM
Always a source of anxiety and usually disastrous. YOu may recall our bloodsoaked trip to Conwy a while back and thos American tourists we firghtened.

Mrs Nick has sprung one one me! We are leaving tomorrow morning for a day trip to a remote part of Wales. Our objective? An all day meeting of the Welsh Nicaragua Solidarity Campaign  eeek:

Apparently there will be singing. And Central American snacks. And Welsh people. And the whole thing takes place in the national Tree Huggers Centre at Machynnleth (you try saying it!)

We cannot wait! evil: cussing:




  noooo: You lucky thing, watch out for low flying aircraft, wind turbines, and? unless you are vegetarian? take food.   whistle:  Awww look, they named it afer either Bouncer or me... redface:

"The CAT Visitor Centre is located just north of Machynlleth in mid-Wales' Dyfi Valley. It is a fairly remote part of the country, but is easily accessible by rail and road. The breathtaking scenery, picturesque villages and, of course, the CAT Visitor Centre make the journey well worthwhile!"

Will you be wearing sandals to blend in, or going as normal.  Come to think of it, what is normal, I have seen you in formal and casual wear and you looked comfortable in both?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 11, 2007, 07:30:00 AM
Went there meself last year. This is how you get in:

 On arrival, visitors ascend 180ft (60m) via a remarkable cliff railway - powered entirely by water. You can sit back and take in the magnificent mountain vista before exploring the inspiring array of exhibits.

What could possibly go wrong? ::)
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2007, 08:19:39 AM
Well we are supposed to leave in half an hour, but I am the only one awake. I am letting the others enjoy a lie in. evil:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Sour Puss on August 11, 2007, 08:24:40 AM
You will have a wonderful day   whistle:   noooo:  Go wake them up and enjoy the fresh Welsh air. Take a coat..I do mean Fresh!  lol:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2007, 08:29:23 AM
Went there meself last year. This is how you get in:

 On arrival, visitors ascend 180ft (60m) via a remarkable cliff railway - powered entirely by water. You can sit back and take in the magnificent mountain vista before exploring the inspiring array of exhibits.

What could possibly go wrong? ::)
I predict a drought?  whistle:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2007, 09:32:24 AM
Well what an anthropological day out. Talk about tree huggers.

1. White men with dreadlocks (why?)
2. People in funny hats (one home made and shaped like a tadpole (tail up)
3. Tie dye T shirts (do they still make those?)
4. People doing yoga IN PUBLIC!
5. Bald men with plaits
6. Shamans (in this case trying to flog a farm, complete with Pyramid, as a venue for Eco-Toursim IN COLUMBIA!)
7. People playing Didgeridoos
8.Peruvian break dancing ( eeek:)
9. Middle aged lady Guardianistas dancing (they too had plaits)
10. People still selling Che Guevara T shirts
11. Organic vegetarian coffee
12. Dogs on string (apparently leather leads are non-vegetarian. So what's wrong with plastic?)
13. Men in "camouflage" trousers. Why? I could see them quite clearly. I was going to ask one why but he had a ring through his nose, a dog on a string and a funny hat.
14. A man with a waist length beard and a pointy hat "singing". His "audience" consisted of one person who was clearly too scared too leave. The first line of his song was "I am a child of the Universe". Yes, matey, but which one. I left.
5. And why do pensioners choose to declare their radicalism by wearing berets? confused:

We stopped in Wrexham on the way back to eat. Christ on a bike, I have NEVER seen so many tarty girls in one place. And they weren't even wearing coats, despite the rain. And police, police vans, amulances and DJd bouncers everywhere for when the inevitable fighting started. What a dump. noooo:

Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 12, 2007, 12:09:28 PM
Well what an anthropological day out. Talk about tree huggers.

1. White men with dreadlocks (why?)
2. People in funny hats (one home made and shaped like a tadpole (tail up)
3. Tie dye T shirts (do they still make those?)
4. People doing yoga IN PUBLIC!
5. Bald men with plaits
6. Shamans (in this case trying to flog a farm, complete with Pyramid, as a venue for Eco-Toursim IN COLUMBIA!)
7. People playing Didgeridoos
8.Peruvian break dancing ( eeek:)
9. Middle aged lady Guardianistas dancing (they too had plaits)
10. People still selling Che Guevara T shirts
11. Organic vegetarian coffee
12. Dogs on string (apparently leather leads are non-vegetarian. So what's wrong with plastic?)
13. Men in "camouflage" trousers. Why? I could see them quite clearly. I was going to ask one why but he had a ring through his nose, a dog on a string and a funny hat.
14. A man with a waist length beard and a pointy hat "singing". His "audience" consisted of one person who was clearly too scared too leave. The first line of his song was "I am a child of the Universe". Yes, matey, but which one. I left.
5. And why do pensioners choose to declare their radicalism by wearing berets? confused:

We stopped in Wrexham on the way back to eat. Christ on a bike, I have NEVER seen so many tarty girls in one place. And they weren't even wearing coats, despite the rain. And police, police vans, amulances and DJd bouncers everywhere for when the inevitable fighting started. What a dump. noooo:



Are you sure it was supposed to be a tadpole Nick??

And as for the 'Organic Vegetarian Coffee' - isn't all coffee vegetarian? There's no meat involved to my knowledge.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2007, 12:21:47 PM

We stopped in Wrexham on the way back to eat. Christ on a bike, I have NEVER seen so many tarty girls in one place. And they weren't even wearing coats, despite the rain. And police, police vans, amulances and DJd bouncers everywhere for when the inevitable fighting started. What a dump. noooo:


I would have thought you "Local" enough to know better.

In conversation with a local bobby I once asked why they didn't do something about the local yoof problems. He replied that most of our problems were not local but as a result of police activity in Rhyl and Prestatyn forcing the yoof to move out to other areas. he asked where I thought they should "Move them onto next" My suggestion of Wrexham was greeted with derisive laughter. "F*** Off" he said "That's where Merseyside move their problems to"
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2007, 12:23:31 PM
Well Wrexham was a shocker. On balance I may have preferred the tree huggers confused:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 12, 2007, 12:34:26 PM
Wrexham is notoriously bad, and I'm sad to say, a bit of an overflow for scousers. whistle:
Didn't they have some fairly serious riots there last year...IIRC?
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2007, 12:39:22 PM
Well Wrexham was a shocker. On balance I may have preferred the tree huggers confused:

Yes I agree it is a terrible place, 'specially on a Saturday night.
Certainly gives Cardiff, Newport and Swansea a run for the title of "The Worst of Wales".
The only difference I can see is that those three are overrun by the worst of Birmingham and Bristol whereas Wrexham is virtually all escapees from Liverpool.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 12, 2007, 02:08:37 PM
Sounds like Slough - a small Polish/Bosnian reservation just outside Heathrow.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
Sounds like Slough - a small Polish/Bosnian reservation just outside Heathrow.

But Slough has better neighbours ~~~~~~ But why they built the castle right under the flightpath from Heathrow I'll never understand.

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Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 12, 2007, 04:08:09 PM
To help the pilots - it's a great landmark and nifty for practicing your "bomb alley" flying skills...
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2007, 04:26:39 PM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Misunderstood on August 13, 2007, 01:30:38 AM
Well Wrexham was a shocker. On balance I may have preferred the tree huggers confused:

Yes I agree it is a terrible place, 'specially on a Saturday night.
Certainly gives Cardiff, Newport and Swansea a run for the title of "The Worst of Wales".
The only difference I can see is that those three are overrun by the worst of Birmingham and Bristol whereas Wrexham is virtually all escapees from Liverpool.

Don't be daft lad, We export our worst to Bristol, We send the fighters and keep the spewers. They don't pay when they are going sober and forget about the repatriation charge on the way back when smashed. Or don't come back until a brief How-do-you-do with the Magistrates. The necessary scrub-ups from the domestics keep the place spick and span.   I think Swansea just trades problems with Port Talbot on the die.

Birmingham makes a habit of trashing Hereford and Monmouth as they don't want to go too far.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 13, 2007, 11:53:12 AM
 I think Swansea just trades problems with Port Talbot on the  die.

Is it not spelled "Dai"?
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 11:54:26 AM
Do try harder DS noooo:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 13, 2007, 11:55:30 AM
Do try harder DS noooo:
I am running low on tablets. redface:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 11:58:56 AM
Do try harder DS noooo:
I am running low on tablets. redface:

Then use pen and paper like everyone else ~ honestly a little God talk (see earlier) and some people just get carried away ::)
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:01:06 PM
Could we extend this to family gatherings?

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 Banghead

Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 12:02:27 PM
Ah yes, that's you on the right.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 12:03:43 PM
Could we extend this to family gatherings?

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 Banghead



NO! evil:

I hate family gatherings even more than I hate family outings. evil: evil:

Anyway what time of day do you call this to turn up? evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:05:47 PM
Ah yes, that's you on the right.

Smote.

Seriously though, since when did sumo outfits become something the average family has lying around?  eeek:

And matching boas and cowboy hats?

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Snoops, I had a hectic weekend. (See pictures.) Still feel ill, it was all I could do this morning to concentrate on work never mind work and here.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 12:14:14 PM
No more pictures please ~ I don't think I could stand it................ and don't forget "others" can picture shop them. whistle:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:16:22 PM
You don't want to see the pics where I look like the monster that time forgot then? Or the ones of me dancing on a pallet on the bonfire?
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 12:19:08 PM
We do. We do
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 12:19:58 PM
You don't want to see the pics where I look like the monster that time forgot then? Or the ones of me dancing on a pallet on the bonfire?

If you like ~ but don't say I didn't warn you. surrender:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:20:40 PM
We do. We do

Too late! You took the piss!  point:

Will take them down in a bit snoops. None of them are me anyway.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 13, 2007, 12:33:28 PM
We do. We do

Too late! You took the piss!  point:

Will take them down in a bit snoops. None of them are me anyway.

That's a shame, as I was just going to say what a FIT bint you looked too. cloud9:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:36:19 PM
We do. We do

Too late! You took the piss!  point:

Will take them down in a bit snoops. None of them are me anyway.

That's a shame, as I was just going to say what a FIT bint you looked too. cloud9:

Depending on which picture you are talking about both are my Aunts, one is 58 and the other 56.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 12:38:10 PM
We do. We do

Too late! You took the piss!  point:

Will take them down in a bit snoops. None of them are me anyway.

That's a shame, as I was just going to say what a FIT bint you looked too. cloud9:

Depending on which picture you are talking about both are my Aunts, one is 58 and the other 56.

 If they have a pulse then they're FIT.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 13, 2007, 12:40:53 PM

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The one on the right.
She's not in her 50's ffs? eeek:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:42:10 PM

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The one on the right.
She's not in her 50's ffs? eeek:

Yep. She hasn't had any work done either.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 13, 2007, 12:42:51 PM
We do. We do

Too late! You took the piss!  point:

Will take them down in a bit snoops. None of them are me anyway.

That's a shame, as I was just going to say what a FIT bint you looked too. cloud9:

Depending on which picture you are talking about both are my Aunts, one is 58 and the other 56.

 If they have a pulse then they're FIT.

 happy001 Is right!
Can't be too choosy when you get to our age ey Snoops? ;)
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 12:43:50 PM
A wise man advised me about this once. Will tell you when I see you.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 13, 2007, 12:44:38 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm2.static.flickr.com%2F1035%2F1102726252_cb597432ca.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=fa8d0bc88a58352ea6c7b8cb3840bd5d79d6f052)



The one on the right.
She's not in her 50's ffs? eeek:

Yep. She hasn't had any work done either.

Need a piccy of her with the hat off for a 'finer blimping' please, and we 'll take it from there step by step ey? cloud9:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 13, 2007, 12:45:56 PM
Who's the geezer then? Her toy boy? eeek:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:46:31 PM
Who's the geezer then? Her toy boy? eeek:

Her nephew. That is Brother Wench.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 13, 2007, 12:47:48 PM
Who's the geezer then? Her toy boy? eeek:

Her nephew. That is Brother Wench.

S'ok, I don't fancy him, but send my fondest wishes to your aunt. cloud9:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:52:00 PM
Who's the geezer then? Her toy boy? eeek:

Her nephew. That is Brother Wench.

S'ok, I don't fancy him, but send my fondest wishes to your aunt. cloud9:

That's ok then. Don't think Brother Wench would think too much of you either.  point:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 12:55:09 PM
We do. We do

Too late! You took the piss!  point:

Will take them down in a bit snoops. None of them are me anyway.

That's a shame, as I was just going to say what a FIT bint you looked too. cloud9:

Depending on which picture you are talking about both are my Aunts, one is 58 and the other 56.

 If they have a pulse then they're FIT.

 happy001 Is right!
Can't be too choosy when you get to our age ey Snoops? ;)

Too Right:

Quote
This Is All I Ask
Artist(Band):Frank Sinatra

Writer(s): Jenkins


As I approach the prime of my life
I find I have the time of my life
Learning to enjoy at my leasure
All the simple pleasure
And so I happily concede

This is all I ask
This is all I need

Beautiful girl, walk a little slower when you walk by me
Lingering sunset, stay a little longer with the lonely sea
Children everywhere, when you shoot at bad men, shoot at me
Take me to that strange enchanted land
Grownups seldom understand

Wandering rainbows, leave a bit of color for my heart to own
Stars in the sky, make my wish come true
Before the night has flown
And let the music play as long as there's a song to sing
Then I will stay younger than spring
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 13, 2007, 12:56:01 PM
Dunno if it's that 'at disguising things like, but she don't 'arf look tasty and in her 30's from that piccy. char090
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Bar Wench on August 13, 2007, 12:57:43 PM
Dunno if it's that 'at disguising things like, but she don't 'arf look tasty and in her 30's from that piccy. char090

We all tend to look pretty young for our ages. The 30 year-old cousin and I look like we are late teens early twenties in this set of pics. Granny who is 82 looks about 60 so we've done pretty well in the gene pool really.
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: GROWLER on August 13, 2007, 12:59:20 PM


Quote
This Is All I Ask
Artist(Band):Frank Sinatra

Writer(s): Jenkins


As I approach the prime of my life
I find I have the time of my life
Learning to enjoy at my leasure
All the simple pleasure
And so I happily concede

This is all I ask
This is all I need

Beautiful girl, walk a little slower when you walk by me
Lingering sunset, stay a little longer with the lonely sea
Children everywhere, when you shoot at bad men, shoot at me
Take me to that strange enchanted land
Grownups seldom understand

Wandering rainbows, leave a bit of color for my heart to own
Stars in the sky, make my wish come true
Before the night has flown
And let the music play as long as there's a song to sing
Then I will stay younger than spring

I'm fillin' up again. sad32:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 01:00:17 PM
I have noticed with age that policemen, doctors and girls I fancy all look as if they are on work experience. confused:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 01:07:24 PM
They are. I saw one this morning. Doctor. Age: 12/13
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Sour Puss on August 13, 2007, 03:43:25 PM
I have noticed with age that policemen, doctors and girls I fancy all look as if they are on work experience. confused:


Funny you should say that  whistle: ...from todays paper...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/13/npcso113.xml

Two 16-year-olds have been recruited as police community support officers, sparking concerns over public safety and allegations of ?cheap policing?.

The pair, who work for Thames Valley Police, are two years too young to join the main police force but as police community support officers (PCSOs) have the authority to detain and question suspects.

Although too young to watch 18 certificate films or drink in a pub, they have the power to stop and search people under terror laws and issue penalty notices for disorder.
   scared2:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 03:44:54 PM
Indeed: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1126.0
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Sour Puss on August 13, 2007, 03:47:10 PM
 redface:  Sorry Snoopy, just came back from there to apologise...I have been busy and had not got that far down.  noooo:
Title: Re: Family Outings
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 04:00:23 PM
Don't be sorry ~ we all do it ~ as Nick was quick to point out, though I was making a different if related point.