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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on September 22, 2012, 10:16:00 AM
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A **koff* friend of mine has put their house on the market and asked me to include it here so it gets Google hits like... whistle:
Large 4-bedroom, 4 bathroom villa in Pissouri village for sale.
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The house is situated in a tranquil, elevated location within walking distance of the village. It is not bordered by any building plots - what you see is what you get!
Features include four en-suite bedrooms, private pool, basement, cinema, double garage, etc. Title deeds are paid for and received by the owner.
Full details of the house, including room sizes, pictures, location, etc. can be found by clicking here. (http://www.uniquecyprusvilla.com/)
Any questions about the property to be made through that site too please. http://www.uniquecyprusvilla.com/ (http://www.uniquecyprusvilla.com/)
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A **koff* friend of mine has put their house on the market and asked me to include it here so it gets Google hits like... whistle:
Large 4-bedroom, 4 bathroom villa in Pissouri village for sale.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uniquecyprusvilla.com%2Fimages%2Ffrontg006.JPG&hash=a5512e427a7b50eee58844673f8f73d90fbcd629)
Did the Architect spend any time on the Channel Islands?
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A **koff* friend of mine has put their house on the market and asked me to include it here so it gets Google hits like... whistle:
Large 4-bedroom, 4 bathroom villa in Pissouri village for sale.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uniquecyprusvilla.com%2Fimages%2Ffrontg006.JPG&hash=a5512e427a7b50eee58844673f8f73d90fbcd629)
Did the Architect spend any time on the Channel Islands?
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happy001
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You forgot to add the bit about oil stains on the drive.
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The gravel looks a bit thin........ rubschin:
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You forgot to add the bit about oil stains on the drive.
redface:
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The gravel looks a bit thin........ rubschin:
Yes, I should have got some help with it like.... evil:
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Where you going to.......... rubschin:
And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:
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Where you going to.......... rubschin:
And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:
Downsizing! Thumbs:
Mini will be fine thanks! evil:
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Where you going to.......... rubschin:
And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:
Downsizing! Thumbs:
Mini will be fine thanks! evil:
Paphos........... rubschin:
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Where you going to.......... rubschin:
And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:
Downsizing! Thumbs:
Mini will be fine thanks! evil:
Paphos........... rubschin:
Shrugs:
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LL will be deciding.
Wonder if the new place will have title deeds rubschin:
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Looks great on the linked site but nowhere is a PRICE mentioned.
I suppose it's a bit like buying a Rolls Royce ~ If you need to ask how many mpg you can't afford the car.
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You could do a straight swap :thumbsup:
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Where you going to.......... rubschin:
And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:
Downsizing! Thumbs:
Mini will be fine thanks! evil:
You are going to live in the mini? Mr C and I struggle in the van at times. noooo: eeek: Have you removed the goats from the pool? You could come back to the UK and disengage from the Smug Club no one would think the less of you. eveilgrin:
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Looks great on the linked site but nowhere is a PRICE mentioned.
I suppose it's a bit like buying a Rolls Royce ~ If you need to ask how many mpg you can't afford the car.
J. P. Morgan! Thumbs:
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Where you going to.......... rubschin:
And if you are leaving the island .........I will look after the mini ......... :thumbsup:
Downsizing! Thumbs:
Mini will be fine thanks! evil:
You are going to live in the mini? Mr C and I struggle in the van at times. noooo: eeek: Have you removed the goats from the pool? You could come back to the UK and disengage from the Smug Club no one would think the less of you. eveilgrin:
I couldn't leave apc, Baldy and Misty here on their own... noooo:
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If you moved to Paphos maybe you could stay out later. whistle:
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If you moved to Paphos maybe you could stay out later. whistle:
rubschin:
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As long as you have 1 spare room for VP guests like :thumbsup:
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As long as you have 1 spare room for VP guests like :thumbsup:
As long as you do not gang up with LL and make him go to bed before 7:30pm. Thumbs:
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I don't mind sharing with Tipsy :thumbsup:
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As long as you have 1 spare room for VP guests like :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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As long as you have 1 spare room for VP guests like :thumbsup:
As long as you do not gang up with LL and make him go to bed before 7:30pm. Thumbs:
Unlikely ...I'm a bad influence redface:
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As long as you have 1 spare room for VP guests like :thumbsup:
As long as you do not gang up with LL and make him go to bed before 7:30pm. Thumbs:
Unlikely ...I'm a bad influence redface:
cloud9:
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As long as you have 1 spare room for VP guests like :thumbsup:
As long as you do not gang up with LL and make him go to bed before 7:30pm. Thumbs:
Unlikely ...I'm a bad influence redface:
Possibly you could influence apc to remember his wallet? whistle:
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Jeez - why don't you give me a simpler task like sorting out the Middle East noooo:
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cussing:
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cussing:
You should get here earlier! point:
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You could come back to the UK and disengage from the Smug Club no one would notice. eveilgrin:
whistle: point:
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You could come back to the UK and disengage from the Smug Club no one would notice. eveilgrin:
whistle: point:
evil:
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Some interest in the house already! cloud9:
Dear Sir,
I confirmed receipt of your mail.
I am Gen.Davinson Grey (rtd), 62yrs of age, from Republic of Mali, served my country for 32yrs, now retired. I will like to view the property and the last asking price, so that I can make the payment as I will like to relocate my family without much delay.
Beside, I have been searching for this investment opportunity outside my shore and would be glad if you can join hand with me in any viable business opportunity (Real Estate Management) in your country.
The estimated amount mapped out for the investment is US$35million which is safe in a security vault in Europe hence I cannot keep such amount in my local account in my country as we are being monitored. The source of the funds is an accumulated wealth during my service to the government of my country.
Presently, am in the neighboring country seeking asylum due to the recent coup d'etat in Mali though not involved, but there are an embargo on all ex-generals, with the information I run for my dear life with my family. kindly visit this link for more clarification: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/07/amadou-haya-sanogo-mali-coup_n_1655975.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/07/amadou-haya-sanogo-mali-coup_n_1655975.html)
Awaiting your swift response.
Best regards
Gen. Davinson Grey (Rtd)
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What could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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What could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Shrugs:
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Drinks on bM .......... cloud9:
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Drinks on bM .......... cloud9:
Drinks on Gen.Davinson Grey (rtd)! Thumbs:
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Drinks on bM .......... cloud9:
Drinks on Gen.Davinson Grey (rtd)! Thumbs:
Is that Hubert Davinson-Grey or young Quentin?
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I heard it was Tarquin - has relatives on the ffortescue-Lyons side.
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I heard it was Tarquin - has relatives on the ffortescue-Lyons side.
The lad with a stammer and a lazy eye?
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I heard it was Tarquin - has relatives on the ffortescue-Lyons side.
The lad with a stammer and a lazy eye?
That's him!
Bulging right arm muscles too, as I recall, or has he given that up these days?
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I heard it was Tarquin - has relatives on the ffortescue-Lyons side.
The lad with a stammer and a lazy eye?
That's him!
Bulging right arm muscles too, as I recall, or has he given that up these days?
Haven't seen him since that unfortunate business with the vodka-filled melon and the fireworks.
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I heard it was Tarquin - has relatives on the ffortescue-Lyons side.
The lad with a stammer and a lazy eye?
That's him!
Bulging right arm muscles too, as I recall, or has he given that up these days?
Haven't seen him since that unfortunate business with the vodka-filled melon and the fireworks.
That wasn't the hoo-ha at young ffiona Smythe-Harrington-Wilkes bash was it?
I'm sorry to say I missed that one - up to my shoulder in one of our rare breeds at the time. Pity really.
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The new mini-ma .............. :thumbsup:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212705/Hot-Tub-Cinema-Some-like-hot-tub-Movie-fans-enjoy-classic-films-outdoor-cinema-swapped-seats-pools.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212705/Hot-Tub-Cinema-Some-like-hot-tub-Movie-fans-enjoy-classic-films-outdoor-cinema-swapped-seats-pools.html)
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The new mini-ma .............. :thumbsup:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212705/Hot-Tub-Cinema-Some-like-hot-tub-Movie-fans-enjoy-classic-films-outdoor-cinema-swapped-seats-pools.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212705/Hot-Tub-Cinema-Some-like-hot-tub-Movie-fans-enjoy-classic-films-outdoor-cinema-swapped-seats-pools.html)
How ghastly.... noooo:
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Looks like they are queuing to go on some water ride at a theme park !
They also look bored rigid in the first photo noooo:
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Looks like they are queuing to go on some water ride at a theme park !
They also look bored rigid in the first photo noooo:
I don't like hot tubs anyway... noooo:
But I can think of nothing worserer than that - you just know they aren't gonna get out and have a pee halfway through the film after drinking all that beer... sick2:
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I made a video.... cloud9:
http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc (http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc)
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I made a video.... cloud9:
http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc (http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc)
You missed the wind farm.......... rubschin:
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I made a video.... cloud9:
http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc (http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc)
You missed the wind farm.......... rubschin:
Fuck right off! cussing:
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A skilled video maker eh whistle:
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I made a video.... cloud9:
http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc (http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc)
You missed the wind farm.......... rubschin:
Fuck right off! cussing:
Potty mouth .......... noooo: hope you speak betterer to the viewers ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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A skilled video maker eh whistle:
I am skilled in many arts.... whistle:
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I made a video.... cloud9:
http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc (http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc)
You missed the wind farm.......... rubschin:
I don't think we want to see BM's bottom. noooo:
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lol:
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I made a video.... cloud9:
http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc (http://youtu.be/FQS20XafJMc)
You missed the wind farm.......... rubschin:
I don't think we want to see BM's bottom. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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A skilled video maker eh whistle:
I am skilled in many farts.... whistle:
There we are nicely corrected for you. :thumbsup:
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A skilled video maker eh whistle:
I am skilled in many farts.... whistle:
There we are nicely corrected for you. :thumbsup:
evil:
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lol:
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Can you speak Russian or Chinese........... rubschin:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/9625571/Cash-strapped-Cyprus-plots-Russian-exit-from-austerity.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/9625571/Cash-strapped-Cyprus-plots-Russian-exit-from-austerity.html)
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Can you speak Russian or Chinese........... rubschin:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/9625571/Cash-strapped-Cyprus-plots-Russian-exit-from-austerity.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/9625571/Cash-strapped-Cyprus-plots-Russian-exit-from-austerity.html)
No, but my website can.... Thumbs:
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You need to translate it into Mandarin and Cantonese too.
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You need to translate it into Mandarin and Cantonese too.
No1: Bedloom
No2: Anover Bedloom
No3: Smawrer Bedloom
No4: Toiwret
No5: Galarge
All come with boiled lice.
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My poor thread... sad24:
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A big girl made me do it redface:
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Tsk, tsk... noooo:
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Don't blame you for moving......... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270029/UK-weather-Heavy-floods-wreak-havoc-gale-force-winds-sends-115ft-turbine-ground.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270029/UK-weather-Heavy-floods-wreak-havoc-gale-force-winds-sends-115ft-turbine-ground.html)
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Don't blame you for moving......... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270029/UK-weather-Heavy-floods-wreak-havoc-gale-force-winds-sends-115ft-turbine-ground.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270029/UK-weather-Heavy-floods-wreak-havoc-gale-force-winds-sends-115ft-turbine-ground.html)
BM got it wrong when LL said "Shall we go Dutch?"
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Don't blame you for moving......... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270029/UK-weather-Heavy-floods-wreak-havoc-gale-force-winds-sends-115ft-turbine-ground.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270029/UK-weather-Heavy-floods-wreak-havoc-gale-force-winds-sends-115ft-turbine-ground.html)
BM got it wrong when LL said "Shall we go Dutch?"
;D ;D ;D
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You need to translate it into Mandarin and Cantonese too.
No1: Bedloom
No2: Anover Bedloom
No3: Smawrer Bedloom
No4: Toiwret
No5: Galarge
All come with boiled lice.
lol: lol: Missed this last year but I strongly refute the allegations of any collusion.
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Don't blame you for moving......... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270029/UK-weather-Heavy-floods-wreak-havoc-gale-force-winds-sends-115ft-turbine-ground.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270029/UK-weather-Heavy-floods-wreak-havoc-gale-force-winds-sends-115ft-turbine-ground.html)
scared2:
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Shocked:
Can't see your pool in that pic......... rubschin:
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Shocked:
Can't see your pool in that pic......... rubschin:
You know it is at the back of the house... ::)
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Shocked:
Can't see your pool in that pic......... rubschin:
You know it is at the back of the house... ::)
Your roofing job .......... rubschin:
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Shocked:
Can't see your pool in that pic......... rubschin:
You know it is at the back of the house... ::)
Your roofing job .......... rubschin:
Duck tape! Thumbs:
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Shocked:
Can't see your pool in that pic......... rubschin:
You know it is at the back of the house... ::)
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Shocked:
Can't see your pool in that pic......... rubschin:
You know it is at the back of the house... ::)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546042/Proof-wind-turbines-thousands-home-value-homes-1-2-miles-wind-farms-slashed-11-cent-study-finds.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2546042/Proof-wind-turbines-thousands-home-value-homes-1-2-miles-wind-farms-slashed-11-cent-study-finds.html)
noooo:
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noooo:
sad24:
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noooo:
To be fair, who the hell would want one of those in their back yard.
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noooo:
To be fair, who the hell would want one of those in their back yard.
Absolutely.
Mind you, at £150,000 per windmill per annum, I can see the attraction of putting one in somebody else's back yard. whistle:
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noooo:
To be fair, who the hell would want one of those in their back yard.
Absolutely.
Mind you, at £150,000 per windmill per annum, I can see the attraction of putting one in somebody else's back yard. whistle:
Yes if you have a humungus 'back yard' whistle: