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Title: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2012, 02:30:49 PM: cloud9:

What can possibly go wrong? cloud9:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2012, 02:33:24 PM: Why do you want to incinerate your garden ? lol: Will that not reduce the value of your property ? rubschin:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2012, 02:40:36 PM: evil: Miss D is an dolt noooo:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: tel on September 30, 2012, 02:43:47 PM: He lives in a smoke-less zone, I'm sure.

ASBO time if he uses it. razz:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2012, 03:11:29 PM: Quote from: tel on September 30, 2012, 02:43:47 PM
He lives in a smoke-less zone, I'm sure.

ASBO time if he uses it. razz:

happy001

point:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2012, 03:14:09 PM: evil:

I can't wait for it to arrive cloud9:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2012, 03:24:59 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 30, 2012, 03:14:09 PM
evil:

I can't wait for it to arrive cloud9:

You can burn your ASBO in it! Thumbs:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 30, 2012, 03:27:36 PM: You can burn all the slimey wet leaves that you slip over on. angel1
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2012, 03:28:42 PM: I can burn everyfink eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2012, 05:07:17 PM: BM has one too ...................he calls it the BBQ............. whistle:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2012, 05:09:20 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 30, 2012, 03:28:42 PM
I can burn everyfink eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Fingers , toes , bridges whistle:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 05:09:33 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 30, 2012, 03:28:42 PM
I can burn everyfink eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

You usually do. whistle:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 05:10:50 PM: WTF you want one for anyway you great steaming COCK?

You haven't actually gorra garden! ::)
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2012, 05:11:24 PM: Maybe he has a lady garden - being the big girls blouse he is ;)
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2012, 05:11:55 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
WTF you want one for anyway you great steaming COCK?

You haven't actually gorra garden! ::)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2012, 05:12:57 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
WTF you want one for anyway you great steaming COCK?

You haven't actually gorra garden! ::)

Maybe it heat the water too..................... rubschin:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 05:15:54 PM: I dunno, p'raps he's planning on breaking up and setting fire to his wooden patio, 'cus that's all he got.
What an absolute eejit of epic proprtions. noooo:

This is the goon that has the audacity to call ME, yes ME, an oaf too! happy001
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2012, 05:34:57 PM: Shut it you furry oaf cussing:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2012, 05:47:50 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 05:15:54 PM
I dunno, p'raps he's planning on breaking up and setting fire to his wooden patio, 'cus that's all he got.

That crossed my mind as well.

noooo:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2012, 06:10:45 PM: Comes under the general heading of "Toys for Boys".
Every man need an incinerator just as every man needs, at some time in his life, to own a shed wiv a padlock on the door.
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2012, 06:13:35 PM: All very well having toys if you've got a toybox to put them in.
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2012, 06:16:46 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2012, 06:13:35 PM
All very well having toys if you've got a toybox to put them in.

Hence the need for a shed wiv padlock ;)
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Just One More on September 30, 2012, 07:00:36 PM: I have two sheds, and no padlocks

Shit, and no dogs now. A visit to the storeman will be made tomorrow
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 08:07:59 PM: Quote from: Just One More on September 30, 2012, 07:00:36 PM
I have two sheds, and no padlocks

Shit, and no dogs now. A visit to the storeman will be made tomorrow

I've gorra padlock with nowt to lock it on. sad32:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: GROWLER on September 30, 2012, 08:16:25 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 30, 2012, 05:34:57 PM
Shut it you furry oaf cussing:

No. I won't, 'cus I don't take orders from raging plant pots. noooo:

You're a toss pot and everyone knows it, probably including yerself, cock. ::)
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2012, 08:23:30 PM: sad32:
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Post by: Nick on October 02, 2012, 01:16:01 PM: It's arrived cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2012, 01:30:54 PM: scared2:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2012, 01:33:34 PM: The local Plastic Plod have been round to investigate redface:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2012, 01:37:19 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 02, 2012, 01:33:34 PM
The local Plastic Plod have been round to investigate redface:

Arrest warrant under the mental health act, for useage of a potentially lethal piece of equipment by a mentally unstable grockle that could endanger the lives and sanity of the residents of Nottingham p'raps? whistle:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2012, 01:40:40 PM: It was the smoke plume that attracted their attention angel1
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2012, 01:46:07 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 02, 2012, 01:40:40 PM
It was the smoke plume that attracted their attention angel1

Started burning the wooden patio then have we? whistle:
Wet wood can do that sometimes.
Try petrol. That should 'ease' things along a tad. whistle:

Tell you, you ARE actually fuckin' 100% mental. noooo:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 02, 2012, 02:02:31 PM: Burn that feckin "coffee" stained jumper please Nick...
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2012, 02:04:33 PM: I thought I would give it a flying start by igniting one of those bags of pre um self lighting BBQ bricks. On reflection that may have been overkill rubschin:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2012, 05:30:26 PM: So in other words you've burned off your eyebrows, straggly beard and most of your hair then. rubschin:
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Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2012, 05:42:20 PM: dog barking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcB-gEsCbc#)
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2012, 05:47:59 PM: Nottingham tonight. ::)

Madeira fires update saturday 21- 7- 2012.avi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLCqWd62Xak#ws)
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: GROWLER on October 02, 2012, 05:49:30 PM: Needed friggin' re-building anyway, bloody shit 'ole. whistle:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 08, 2012, 01:11:18 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2012, 05:30:26 PM
So in other words you've burned off your eyebrows, straggly beard and most of your hair then. rubschin:

Nick is Catweasel, and I claim my Fiver!

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Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2012, 06:19:59 PM: happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2012, 06:21:25 PM: evil:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2012, 06:26:32 PM: Catweazle Theme (Stereo) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6C2hHKJxok#ws)

The picture with the phone handset does seem appropriate.... whistle:
Title: Re: I just bought a garden incinerator
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 07, 2012, 06:41:29 PM: Hey Nick, with a bit of work I'm sure that your incinerator would be able to work as a charger as well. whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2228645/A-cuppa-charge-The-wood-powered-stove-recharge-gadgets-cook.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2228645/A-cuppa-charge-The-wood-powered-stove-recharge-gadgets-cook.html)