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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: GROWLER on October 01, 2012, 08:23:32 AM
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Been getting these gradually increasing pains in the back of me 'ed starting just behind me left ear 'ole and then spreading at 05:00 virtually every morning for the last 3 months now, and they're getting werser, making me feel sick and generally 'orrid. Keep waking me up, but after getting out me Bear pit, it all very slowly eases off. confused:
Doesn't matter what position I lie in, it won't ease, and even taking paracetamol doesn't help if I stay in me pit.
Most odd, and starting to get slightly concerned as it's getting werse as I said.
What could it possibly be, 'cus you lot will problee have a better idea than the useless quack, who'll fob me off with the usual "there's a bug going 'round, drink plenty of water................... sleep017
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Mrs Growler may be hitting you to stop you snoring. ;)
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PS You are right about doctors ~ bloody useless the lot of 'em.
Mine just phoned to ask if I had been in hospital yet ::)
I suggested he switch on his pooter and look ~ "That Doctor is why you have a link to the local hospital and you can access all their records about me" Banghead
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Mrs Growler may be hitting you to stop you snoring. ;)
No. I sleep in my very own personal large Bears nest on me own cloud9:...just how I like it, all spread eagled like.
Tried one pillow, 2 pillows, no pillows. No difference. Banghead
Didn't take any pain killers this morning to see if the pain would subside. It's down 80% and falling now.Most odd.
I'm wondering if there's some fluid build up in me neck musculs or summat, don't know how or why that should be like confused: and the lying down after 5-6 hours is slowly putting pressure on me neck musculs or summat?
Of course, at our age, you start thinking 'orrible possibilities. scared2:
Mrs G sez I shouldn't bother with the quacks for our stated reasons....waste of time, and go and see a chiropracter (sp).
Gonna have to do summat, as I felt really pukey with it this morning. sick2:
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I think it's back to your GP it takes effort and time but just keep going back they will get fed up with you and do something. Other thing to suggest and it is very girly when you get up ion the morning stck a packet of frozen peas on the area then a heat pack. Swap between the two and see if that helps.
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I want a pic of Growler with a pack of frozen peas strapped to 'is 'ed happy001
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Been getting these gradually increasing pains in the back of me 'ed starting just behind me left ear 'ole and then spreading at 05:00 virtually every morning for the last 3 months now, and they're getting werser, making me feel sick and generally 'orrid. Keep waking me up, but after getting out me Bear pit, it all very slowly eases off. confused:
Doesn't matter what position I lie in, it won't ease, and even taking paracetamol doesn't help if I stay in me pit.
Most odd, and starting to get slightly concerned as it's getting werse as I said.
What could it possibly be, 'cus you lot will problee have a better idea than the useless quack, who'll fob me off with the usual "there's a bug going 'round, drink plenty of water................... sleep017
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Don't mess about, get a scan even if you have to pay for it. Recurrent headaches in the same spot are not to be ignored. [/serious]
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Mrs Growler may be hitting you to stop you snoring. ;)
No. I sleep in my very own personal large Bears nest on me own cloud9:...just how I like it, all spread eagled like.
Tried one pillow, 2 pillows, no pillows. No difference. Banghead
Didn't take any pain killers this morning to see if the pain would subside. It's down 80% and falling now.Most odd.
I'm wondering if there's some fluid build up in me neck musculs or summat, don't know how or why that should be like confused: and the lying down after 5-6 hours is slowly putting pressure on me neck musculs or summat?
Of course, at our age, you start thinking 'orrible possibilities. scared2:
Mrs G sez I shouldn't bother with the quacks for our stated reasons....waste of time, and go and see a chiropracter (sp).
Gonna have to do summat, as I felt really pukey with it this morning. sick2:
You could go and see Donna eyes:
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Been getting these gradually increasing pains in the back of me 'ed starting just behind me left ear 'ole and then spreading at 05:00 virtually every morning for the last 3 months now, and they're getting werser, making me feel sick and generally 'orrid. Keep waking me up, but after getting out me Bear pit, it all very slowly eases off. confused:
Doesn't matter what position I lie in, it won't ease, and even taking paracetamol doesn't help if I stay in me pit.
Most odd, and starting to get slightly concerned as it's getting werse as I said.
What could it possibly be, 'cus you lot will problee have a better idea than the useless quack, who'll fob me off with the usual "there's a bug going 'round, drink plenty of water................... sleep017
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Don't mess about, get a scan even if you have to pay for it. Recurrent headaches in the same spot are not to be ignored. [/serious]
Week on Monday! eeek:
Piggin NJS. cussing:
Got me worried now that has...your post ^^^ scared2:
It's not REALLY a 'ed ache as such though, as it's more in me neck, but the pain does eventually spread into me nut like, yes.
I wondered if it was because I've been doing a lot of swimming tbh, but I don't like putting me 'ed under the water. rubschin:
As a consequence, I have to crane me neck which ends up aching, but I've not been for a paddle for a couple of weeks now to see if that would help.
It hasn't, in fact, it's got werserer. Banghead
Basically, and in a nut shell like, I think I can quite safely say that I'm simply...GOOSED. evil:
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oooo! I cricked me neck once ~ hurt like hell so I took it to the Doc (RAF days). He got behind me, put a knee in me back, grabbed my head between two hands and twisted. I yelped and Bingo! No more pain.
It could be as simple as that but with the modern NHS no doubt you'll be given painkillers and an appointment some months hence to see a "specialist". By the time the appointment comes round you'll be either fully recovered or have got so used to it you no longer care. I suspect that accounts for about 95% of those notices about the numbers of people who failed to attend their hospital appointments ..... that or they died in the meantime. Whichever "IT IS SELFISH AND DEPRIVES OTHER PATIENTS OF APPOINTMENTS AS WELL AS COSTING THE NHS MONEY" as all those notices in hospital outpatient departments tell us.
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Or he could go and see Donna eyes:
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Might sound strange, but it could even be wisdom teeth - when I had one (upper left side) taken out by the dentist he told me that whilst I waited to have the lower one removed I would be better sleeping in a chair as lying down causes the pain for some reason. It was true, sleeping upright was fine, but put my head on a pillow and the pain would start and then increase.
Also the nerves for those teeth extend around your head so the pain doesn't always seem to be coming directly from the teeth/jaw.
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I THINK I've had them out...many years ago, but an interesting suggestion anyway tar.
Almost dreading going to me nest now. scared2:
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£50 says Nick passes comments on the above noooo:
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shutup:
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£50 says Nick passes comments on the above noooo:
Don't encourage him JOM. noooo:
Oh, too late. ::)
Meanwhile, decided to take 2 paracetamols before me kip last night to anticipate and nip the problem, and it seemingly werked! :thumbsup:
Best nights kip I've had for weeks, and barely a twinge this morning.
All most odd. confused:
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'Ad enough. Going the quackters, now, before me 'ed actually bersts, only the all knowing Mrs Owld Moose reckons I'm wasting me time. Shrugs:
Shut up and put up is her friggin' answer to everybloodything. Banghead
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I have a quack appointment at 10.45. Not my choice, quack made the appointment for me scared2:
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I have a quack appointment at 10.45. Not my choice, quack made the appointment for me scared2:
But unlike Growler, he probably has reached the same conclusion as the rest of us as to what is wrong with your head.
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evil:
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The quack says I am an medical enigma cloud9:
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The quack says I am an medical enigma cloud9:
Isn't that something you stick up your bum...........
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::)
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The quack says I am an medical enigma cloud9:
Or in simple language like what I use.....A COCK! :thumbsup:
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sad32:
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Menwhile, I've come 'ome loaded to the gunnels with medicines what will shortly be on flea bay. :thumbsup:
Neck...GOOSED
Shoulder....GOOSED
Neck musculs are all knotty apparently and needs physio., but meanwhile I've got to take these tablets at night time what are anti-depressants apparently.
I told 'er I was a happy ole Bear though and didn't need them, but apparently they relax yer musculs too apparently. Shrugs:
She reckons I'm very tense and asked me do I rant about everything all the time, bloody cheek. Angry9:
Shoulder probably goosed in the gym she reckons, and might need a cortisone injection.
Told me to relax a bit more and to stop getting stressed out over stuff I have no control over.
I told her to sod off as ranting is fantastic for yer ticker, 'cus you're releasing pent up steam and stuff.
Another TOP MEDICAL TIP from Dct. Growler. :thumbsup:
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Ey Marley's!
Tar for you pm,appreciated, but my reply wouldn't send...........Unable to find member 'marley's ghost'.
WTF? Shrugs:
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Ey Marley's!
Tar for you pm,appreciated, but my reply wouldn't send...........Unable to find member 'marley's ghost'.
WTF? Shrugs:
Well he is a ghost ...........
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Ey Marley's!
Tar for you pm,appreciated, but my reply wouldn't send...........Unable to find member 'marley's ghost'.
WTF? Shrugs:
Well he is a ghost ...........
Spooky in'it? scared2:
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Ey Marley's!
Tar for you pm,appreciated, but my reply wouldn't send...........Unable to find member 'marley's ghost'.
WTF? Shrugs:
Well he is a ghost ...........
Spooky in'it? scared2:
Try it without the apostrof - Snoops had a similar problem once and I seem to recall that fixed it
It,s never easy contacting 'the other side' eyes:
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Shoulder probably goosed in the gym she reckons, and might need a cortisone injection.
She probably said courtesan.
Wimmin doctors are good at seeing what you really need. ;)
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Shoulder probably goosed in the gym she reckons, and might need a cortisone injection.
She probably said courtesan.
Wimmin doctors are good at seeing what you really need. ;)
Can you get that on the NHS? rubschin: eyes:
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Like the Latvian triplets? eyes:
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Shoulder probably goosed in the gym she reckons, and might need a cortisone injection.
She probably said courtesan.
Wimmin doctors are good at seeing what you really need. ;)
Problee did, yes. redface:
I write 'ow it sounds if I'm not sure like. Not exactly an werd what you use every day like, is it, EY? noooo:
No cheating and going into online dickshunries to make me look like a fancy pants werds user 'ere you know, oh no no no. noooo:
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Shoulder probably goosed in the gym she reckons, and might need a cortisone injection.
She probably said courtesan.
Wimmin doctors are good at seeing what you really need. ;)
Problee did, yes. redface:
I write 'ow it sounds if I'm not sure like. Not exactly an werd what you use every day like, is it, EY? noooo:
No cheating and going into online dickshunries to make me look like a fancy pants werds user 'ere you know, oh no no no. noooo:
redface:
You were right, just me playing puns.
Cortisone=Steroid medication often injected into inflamed joints
Courtesan=Tart, often injected by inflamed men (bears)
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Me tablet werked last night.
No neck pain this morning. SWEET! cloud9:
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Me tablet werked last night.
No neck pain this morning. SWEET! cloud9:
Stiff neck?
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Me tablet werked last night.
No neck pain this morning. SWEET! cloud9:
Stiff neck?
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nonono:
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'ad epigginuf. Banghead
Rung the quackters 'cus me'yed feels like it's being ripped away from me neck, virtually every morning between 05-06:00.
Weird, cus when I get up, the pain gradually eases away.
Apoinkment?
Yes, next bastard Monday. Banghead
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Rung the quackters 'cus me'yed feels like it's being ripped away from me neck, virtually every morning between 05-06:00.
Weird, cus when I get up, the pain gradually eases away.
Get a new pillow.
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Rung the quackters 'cus me'yed feels like it's being ripped away from me neck, virtually every morning between 05-06:00.
Weird, cus when I get up, the pain gradually eases away.
Get a new pillow.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, that should be in the 'awwwwwwwwwww, I want' thread! cloud9:
Seriously, I've tried different pillows, 1 pillow, 2 pillows, no pillows, nowt makes any difference.
Wakes me up, toss and turn, but no matter how I lie, the pain just increases until it forces me to get up. Banghead
It's like toothache but in me neck...every bloody day
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Going to see an oesteeopath bone and muscul mender type person tomozo, 'cus me patience has now run out, completely. evil:
It's no piggin' wonder 'am permanently goosed with all this waking up all the time. sleep017
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Going to see an oesteeopath bone and muscul mender type person tomozo, 'cus me patience has now run out, completely. evil:
It's no piggin' wonder 'am permanently goosed with all this waking up all the time. sleep017
Get some tablets Miss T had a bad back .......got some ......Diclac 75 mg............ :thumbsup:
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Going to see an oesteeopath bone and muscul mender type person tomozo, 'cus me patience has now run out, completely. evil:
It's no piggin' wonder 'am permanently goosed with all this waking up all the time. sleep017
Get some tablets Miss T had a bad back .......got some ......Diclac 75 mg............ :thumbsup:
Got some from the quackter last time, diapanothomozan or some other weirdly named shite for relaxing musculs and depression or summat...........and they do sweet FA, apart from giving me a permanent 'floppy one' and depressing me. sad32:
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You should see Donna the Chiropractor eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Me appontment was/is for friday apparently, NOT Thursday. evil:
Worra knob. redface:
Ey, and before yous lot start... point: ing at me, I know. At least I have the bollox to admit my mistakes. angel1
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Went on the correct day and time this time. whistle:
Me neck IS goosed apparently.
Lot of clicking and snapping went on trying to get it to move proper like.
Me shoulder is bad too, but that's just me musculs not arthursitus. cloud9:
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Went on the correct day and time this time. whistle:
Me neck IS goosed apparently.
Lot of clicking and snapping went on trying to get it to move proper like.
Me shoulder is bad too, but that's just me musculs not arthursitus. cloud9:
Good news or bad then......... rubschin:
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GO AND SEE DONNA YOU OAF cussing:
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Went on the correct day and time this time. whistle:
Me neck IS goosed apparently.
Lot of clicking and snapping went on trying to get it to move proper like.
Me shoulder is bad too, but that's just me musculs not arthursitus. cloud9:
Good news or bad then......... rubschin:
Indifferent really. Shrugs:
At least it's nowt sinister or serious. :thumbsup:
Basically, I'm just an owld twat what's falling apart. ::)
Got to go back next week.
Gorra belter of a edache now which is quite normal apparently.
Piggin' gym for a pt sesh in a hour too. eeek:
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GO AND SEE DONNA YOU OAF cussing:
DO NOT call me a OAF you termite. evil:
1) I don't know her or owt about her qualifications
2) I don't know where her practice is...DO I?
3) I want to go to get mesef mended like, not give meself a 'eart attack watching her stonkers, you piggin gormless gimpy goat. Banghead
This one liked me attitude anyways 'cus i didn't just sit there complaining. I made light of it all.
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GO AND SEE DONNA YOU OAF cussing:
Extras.......... rubschin:
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hESWALL ::)
http://donnastrachan.blogspot.co.uk/ (http://donnastrachan.blogspot.co.uk/)
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GO AND SEE DONNA YOU OAF cussing:
Extras.......... rubschin:
I want me neck and shoulder menedering, NOT a piggin Wankah:
Strewth! What do you take me for anyway ffs, ay, what, exactly like? Banghead
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GO AND SEE DONNA YOU OAF cussing:
Extras.......... rubschin:
Fox sports rubschin:
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Full nights kip in me nest with no pain in the neck to wake me. eeek: cloud9:
Just got to try and 'adjust me diet for me new P.'T. now.
Only managed to get as far as the brekky due to my exclamations and rantings.
BEARS EAT WELL 'ARD PROPER GRUB, not fuckin' nuts and berries. cussing:
I fear a falling out with him is iminenet and full refund requested.
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NHS Physio. this morning, and it was actually quite good! Shocked:
Mrs Physiotherapist reckons me neck is properly goosed now, made werser by swimming and holding me head out of the water.
I've been given a couple of regular excercises to do every couple of hours, and have to go back every week now for manipulation until it's mended apparently. eeek:
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NHS Physio. this morning, and it was actually quite good! Shocked:
Mrs Physiotherapist reckons me neck is properly goosed now, made werser by swimming and holding me head out of the water.
I've been given a couple of regular excercises to do every couple of hours, and have to go back every week now for manipulation until it's mended apparently. eeek:
Always said exercise was bad.............. noooo: sit on the sofa, crack open a tinny n relax...... :thumbsup:
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NHS Physio. this morning, and it was actually quite good! Shocked:
Mrs Physiotherapist reckons me neck is properly goosed now, made werser by swimming and holding me head out of the water.
I've been given a couple of regular excercises to do every couple of hours, and have to go back every week now for manipulation until it's mended apparently. eeek:
Always said exercise was bad.............. noooo: sit on the sofa, crack open a tinny n relax...... :thumbsup:
Beginning to move towards that line of thinking meself tbqh. rubschin:
Shagging is supposed to be one of the best excercises, apparently, so I've been told. Shrugs:
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NHS Physio. this morning, and it was actually quite good! Shocked:
Mrs Physiotherapist reckons me neck is properly goosed now, made werser by swimming and holding me head out of the water.
I've been given a couple of regular excercises to do every couple of hours, and have to go back every week now for manipulation until it's mended apparently. eeek:
rubschin: Are you looking for someone to hold your 'ead under the water? I'm sure we could get Nick to come swimming with you.
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NHS Physio. this morning, and it was actually quite good! Shocked:
Mrs Physiotherapist reckons me neck is properly goosed now, made werser by swimming and holding me head out of the water.
I've been given a couple of regular excercises to do every couple of hours, and have to go back every week now for manipulation until it's mended apparently. eeek:
rubschin: Are you looking for someone to hold your 'ead under the water? I'm sure we could get Nick to come swimming with you.
I could forsee gridlock on the poolside for this one. ::)
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NHS Physio. this morning, and it was actually quite good! Shocked:
Mrs Physiotherapist reckons me neck is properly goosed now, made werser by swimming and holding me head out of the water.
I've been given a couple of regular excercises to do every couple of hours, and have to go back every week now for manipulation until it's mended apparently. eeek:
rubschin: Are you looking for someone to hold your 'ead under the water? I'm sure we could get Nick to come swimming with you.
I could forsee gridlock on the poolside for this one. ::)
lol: lol: lol: