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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on October 07, 2012, 08:11:33 AM
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Apart from Moany who collects hangovers, Miss D who collects voddy bottles and men and Nick who collects seemingly harmless but actual weapons of mass destruction....like toasters and bbq's etc, what do you's collect?
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Cheeky fur fluffererer upper ..... lol:
I collect debt mainly noooo:
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Calories, loads of 'em. Then I go to the gym to get rid of some. Then I come back and gather even more
And on that note, the torture palace beckons.
Ipod - check...
water bottle - check...
towel - check...
gym pass - check
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My intention is to go this afternoon - Sin day mornings are heaving in there noooo:
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I'll be going too, but I'll also be going to look at another gym, as this one is going down the pan.
To cut costs, they've even un-subscribed from Sky now, so no more watching footie whilst treading the mill. cussing:
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It was deaderer than a dead thing in there this morning. I daresay the Blazingsmoke half marathon will have attrated a few
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When I was a kid I collected stamps, matchboxes, cigarette cards and conkers ~ don't most boys?
I had a phase of collecting those mini war comics "Commando" etc.
Then I found girls and that seemed a much more worthwhile pursuit.
Nowadays I seem to collect hospital appointments.
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When I was a kid I collected stamps, matchboxes, cigarette cards and conkers ~ don't most boys?
I had a phase of collecting those mini war comics "Commando" etc.
Then I found girls and that seemed a much more worthwhile pursuit.
Nowadays I seem to collect hospital appointments.
Mr C and I do that we are getting to the point where we can play snap with them, want to join in?
I collect jugs, stop sniggering. ::) Mr C collects cameras.
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We certainly could swap appointments .... Given that one seldom sees the same doctor twice in a row they'd prolly not even notice.
I have two today. Cardio Clinic and Diabetes Clinic ..... which do you fancy?
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Ooo diabetes please don't have any of those I can swap it for a rheumatology or neuro.
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You'll need a "Mid Stream Sample" to take along with you but I did all the blood tests last Wednesday so you're spared the needles. whistle:
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You'll need a "Mid Stream Sample" to take along with you but I did all the blood tests last Wednesday so you're spared the needles. whistle:
Not a problem. You don't need to take anything but your wonderful self but be prepared to be electrocuted repeatedly just to see which nerves work and which ones don't. eveilgrin:
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Anyone want to swap a "Fracture Clinic"?
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I will swap a couple of meetings ....any reasonable offer considered !
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I will swap a couple of meetings ....any reasonable offer considered !
Dentist...? whistle:
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I will swap a couple of meetings ....any reasonable offer considered !
. . . would these be "Local Authority" type meetings?
If so, they're worth double 'cos they go on for ever and achieve the square root of "bugger-all"!
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One Meeting regarding a Landlords Forum I am organising focusing on policy changes in the private rented scetor and the impact of benefit changes / Licensing requirements of properties and the proposed London Rental Standard ......are you in yet ?
Then moving on to this afternoon we have the strategy meeting for targeted intervention for potential 'Green Deal ' initiatives .....would you prefer this ?
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. . . think I'll stick with the fracture clinic - it sounds more fun!
Seems I may have to have me poor bent finger (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=10893.0) broken and reset 'cos it still hurts like fook and is still swollen like a blimp!
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Oh poor you ..... do you get a lollipop when it's done ? rubschin:
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Good God Almighty. It's like the piggin' pension que in the PO in 'ere this morning. whistle:
Bunyons anyone? whistle:
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I was talking to a bloke up the road last night on me way out like...
He said, "Everybody I speak to is ill or has something wrong with them".
I replied, "Not me, I'm in perfect health... angel1"
Do you know what he said, eh, EH???
He said, "Oh, you'll get something soon"... cussing:
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I consider meself to be in quite good health but I have plenty wrong with me lol:
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I was talking to a bloke up the road last night on me way out like...
He said, "Everybody I speak to is ill or has something wrong with them".
I replied, "Not me, I'm in perfect health... angel1"
Do you know what he said, eh, EH???
He said, "Oh, you'll get something soon"... cussing:
May be harsh, but actually it's true.
You're on borrowed time mate. and anything you borrow has to ultimately be paid for.
Day nearer the grave meanwhile, and less life in front than you've already had, so don't look over yer shoulder as it'll make you wanna cry like. sad32:
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Still , it's nearly Christmas whistle:
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Still , it's nearly Christmas whistle:
Yea. So the owld dog keeps reminding us now. evil:
Why? Shrugs:
Still, on the positive side, it'll be one less to endure. :thumbsup:
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Perfect health I tells ya, PERFECT! evil:
:lalalala
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Aren't you half man / half scars ? rubschin:
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Aren't you half man / half scars ? rubschin:
I'm 100% man! eyes:
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Aren't you half man / half scars ? rubschin:
I'm 100% man! eyes:
...and I'm a 100% BEAR apparently. cloud9:
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You'll need a "Mid Stream Sample" to take along with you but I did all the blood tests last Wednesday so you're spared the needles. whistle:
Not a problem. You don't need to take anything but your wonderful self but be prepared to be electrocuted repeatedly just to see which nerves work and which ones don't. eveilgrin:
I have been to both clinics this morning 'cos I didn't think you'd get here from Sheffield in time.
You will be pleased to know that neither of us are pregnant but our blood sugar levels are a bit high so we need to increase the dose of medication to counter it.
Next on offer is Flu Jab at 3.36 on Wednesday followed at 3.40 for medications review with GP.
Then appt at 2.30 with consultant urologist on 29th to get biopsy results on tumours removed recently.
In Nov I have appt to see Cardio people in Liverpool and one with dentist in Rhyl.
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Still , it's nearly Christmas whistle:
Yea. So the owld dog keeps reminding us now. evil:
Why? Shrugs:
Still, on the positive side, it'll be one less to endure. :thumbsup:
The Christmas thing is in fond memory of the lovely Wenchy who no longer wants to play with us .... Oh and because when I mentioned it Nick tried to post one in response but fvcked it up.
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Still , it's nearly Christmas whistle:
Yea. So the owld dog keeps reminding us now. evil:
Why? Shrugs:
Still, on the positive side, it'll be one less to endure. :thumbsup:
The Christmas thing is in fond memory of the lovely Wenchy who no longer wants to play with us .... Oh and because when I mentioned it Nick tried to post one in response but fvcked it up.
lol: lol: lol:
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Still , it's nearly Christmas whistle:
Yea. So the owld dog keeps reminding us now. evil:
Why? Shrugs:
Still, on the positive side, it'll be one less to endure. :thumbsup:
The Christmas thing is in fond memory of the lovely Wenchy who no longer wants to play with us .... Oh and because when I mentioned it Nick tried to post one in response but fvcked it up.
whistle:
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Still , it's nearly Christmas whistle:
Yea. So the owld dog keeps reminding us now. evil:
Why? Shrugs:
Still, on the positive side, it'll be one less to endure. :thumbsup:
The Christmas thing is in fond memory of the lovely Wenchy who no longer wants to play with us .... Oh and because when I mentioned it Nick tried to post one in response but fvcked it up.
REALLY?!! eeek:
Well knock me down. Shocked: