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Title: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 12:51:07 PM
Like most normal people and just about all businesses I use the cheapest paper available that suits my printers (I have both lazer and inkjet).
Just typed a letter, printed two copies (one for recipient one for file) and then I signed it.

Now I know I am old fashioned but I always use a fountain pen. Bastard paper won't hold the ink!
Signature all smudged as the ink just runs off the paper.
I checked the pack ~ label clearly says suitable for all inks and toners  cussing:

This never used to happen when my secretary typed letters and I just signed the bloody things.

Okay ~ I can easily print another copy and use a 10p Bic Biro but that is not the point ~ I like using a fountain pen!
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2012, 12:53:13 PM
Laser... ::)
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2012, 12:53:56 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 12:54:36 PM
Strangely mine does actually say Lazer Printer on the front of it.  evil:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2012, 12:55:22 PM
 Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 12:56:43 PM
Then I blame the chinks who made the sodding thing but we are straying from the point here!  cussing:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2012, 01:01:34 PM
Then I blame the chinks who made the sodding thing but we are straying from the point here!  cussing:

True...  redface:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2012, 01:03:46 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 01:07:07 PM
What is this thread about?  rubschin:

Paper I use in my printer and that many companies & schools use to ask me to sign a form not being able to cope with ink from a fountain pen. My signature ends up smudged as the ink won't dry ~ alternatively it goes straight through the fvcking paper and I find my signature has gone through the paper leaving a smudge on the other side and another copy of the signature beneath on the blotting paper.
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2012, 01:08:44 PM
Use a biro  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 01:09:59 PM
See opening post  Angry9:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2012, 01:10:48 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 01:14:11 PM
I have every confidence that DS will understand my rage. He is a man with values.
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 09, 2012, 01:29:31 PM
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Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 01:46:44 PM
 :thumbsup:


But it don't werk in me pooter.  angry041:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2012, 02:28:27 PM
I have every confidence that DS will understand my rage. He is a man with values.

And with a blotted copybook too no doubt  whistle:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2012, 02:29:48 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 02:45:57 PM
I have every confidence that DS will understand my rage. He is a man with values.

And with a blotted copybook too no doubt  whistle:

A man on his third wife will surely have so many that he has had his man build a bookcase to keep them in, especially if said wives kept notes.
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2012, 02:50:24 PM
You probably won't like the idea Snoops but why not digitise your signature?  razz:

I have reached new depths of cheapskatery by guillotining an old stash of A3 into A4   whistle:   redface:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2012, 03:17:30 PM
You probably won't like the idea Snoops but why not digitise your signature?  razz:

I have reached new depths of cheapskatery by guillotining an old stash of A3 into A4   whistle:   redface:

Or just buy some decent paper for stuff you have to sign like....  whistle:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 03:20:40 PM
You probably won't like the idea Snoops but why not digitise your signature?  razz:

I have reached new depths of cheapskatery by guillotining an old stash of A3 into A4   whistle:   redface:

Mainly because I am so old fashioned that I type the letters but handwrite the name at the beginning and sign my name at the end. It sort of comes over as more personal that way & people seem to like that personal touch. Once a salesman ~ always a salesman.  ;)

No I think the answer was supplied, perhaps unintentionally perhaps not, by Marley. I shall invest in some better quality paper for the covering letters and take Nick's advice and use a Bic for all the rubbish forms I have to sign for various people/schools etc. It is, after all, just a habit to reach for my fountain pen when I want to hand write something and how hard can it be to place a single sheet of decent paper into the printer so that the letter is on quality paper and the file copy on cheap crap.

Typed as BM's solution was being posted.
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2012, 03:39:55 PM
You probably won't like the idea Snoops but why not digitise your signature?  razz:

I have reached new depths of cheapskatery by guillotining an old stash of A3 into A4   whistle:   redface:

Mainly because I am so old fashioned that I type the letters but handwrite the name at the beginning and sign my name at the end. It sort of comes over as more personal that way & people seem to like that personal touch. Once a salesman ~ always a salesman.  ;)

No I think the answer was supplied, perhaps unintentionally perhaps not, by Marley. I shall invest in some better quality paper for the covering letters and take Nick's advice and use a Bic for all the rubbish forms I have to sign for various people/schools etc. It is, after all, just a habit to reach for my fountain pen when I want to hand write something and how hard can it be to place a single sheet of decent paper into the printer so that the letter is on quality paper and the file copy on cheap crap.

Typed as BM's solution was being posted.

A fine solution  :thumbsup:
Different paper for different tasks; I use a heavyish 160gr for invoices as it feels more substantial (matching my hourly rate or part thereof  ;) ) and 80gr for general stuff. Gloss and silk finish photo paper for presentations come in handy ...
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2012, 03:55:09 PM
I use whatever we have at work  whistle:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2012, 03:57:34 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 03:58:18 PM
I use whatever we have at work  whistle:

 rubschin: No doubt people are pleased to get your letters.

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Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2012, 03:59:55 PM
 That's another of your signatures I believe  ;D
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2012, 04:02:31 PM
Nah! We have a bidet.  whistle:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2012, 05:31:04 PM
I use whatever we have at work  whistle:

I was gonna say that  lol:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2012, 09:22:38 PM
I use whatever we have at work  whistle:

 rubschin: No doubt people are pleased to get your letters.

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"Dear Ms Izal Medicated..."

I do of course appreciated Snoopy's frustration, although Tesco Value printer paper seems OK in that respect.

You could always sign in lemon juice then get Growler to warm the paper with his lighter.
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2012, 10:20:03 PM
I'll shall simply ignore that sarcasm towards me up there^^^ that's becoming so so prevelant in your posts aimed at me lately Mr DS. Banghead

Meanwhile, WHAT exactly having I been preaching about regarding this digi shite for the last god knows how many months ey, what, I ask you's? Shrugs:

No one listens to me though. You just laf at me. cry:

Tell you, a good ole type writer is the way forward, and it's retro too, and that's all the rage currently.
No electricity, no black magic or witchcraft, just nice and easy and simples...really!

Laf if you want, but I reckon it's yet another TOP TOP tip from the dungeons of GROWLERS TOP tips. cloud9:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2012, 05:25:54 AM
Ahhhhh but what about replacing the ribbon? ....nightmare  noooo:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2012, 05:29:17 AM
Ahhhhh but what about replacing the ribbon? ....nightmare  noooo:

And changing mistakes with that paper stuff you had to put between the ribbon and the paper and then press the letter again but you had forgotten to back space so you had to do it again but then pressed the wrong letter so you had to do it again but you forgot to backspace again and then got really mad and ripped the paper out and started all over again like....  noooo:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2012, 05:33:33 AM
 lol:

and the noise .....all that clattering and bashing of the keys , Dinginging, Scrolling of paper. Scrunching of fecked up letters.  noooo:

Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2012, 05:38:45 AM
lol:

and the noise .....all that clattering and bashing of the keys , Dinginging, Scrolling of paper. Scrunching of fecked up letters.  noooo:

And no spell checker...  noooo:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2012, 05:42:36 AM
And having to type it alllllllllllllllllllll out again for a duplicate copy  noooo:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2012, 05:46:52 AM
And having to type it alllllllllllllllllllll out again for a duplicate copy  noooo:

Or use carbon paper and all the mistakes you made and corrected come out as illegible black blobs...  noooo:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2012, 06:13:52 AM
Thank heavens we have moved on from those secretarial pools as well  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2012, 06:24:14 AM
Thank heavens we have moved on from those secretarial pools as well  :thumbsup:

Indeed... you've come a long way since getting the vote...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2012, 07:58:29 AM
Hey! We've come some way from the starting point here and BM's comment could be the start of a whole new argument/thread.
Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2012, 08:11:49 AM
The starting point was the fact that you couldn't write your signature properly .

Just get a stamp made  Thumbs:

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Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2012, 08:14:27 AM
Growler's idea of heaven  whistle:

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Title: Re: F*ing Paper
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2012, 08:19:58 AM
Hey! We've come some way from the starting point here and BM's comment could be the start of a whole new argument/thread.
The starting point was the fact that you couldn't write your signature properly .

Just get a stamp made  Thumbs:

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I have one of those ...... Kids gave it to me years ago ..... I shall look it out ready for me Christmas Card signing .  ;D