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Title: Cataracts
Post by: Pastis on October 24, 2012, 03:49:19 PM
It's been a year now since I had these Varifocals, clever things that they are, but one thing I've noticed is that in dim lighting they help not one jot. I've been blaming it on the specs ...  cry:   redface:

It seems that it's the beginnings of cataracts. Apparently you can get them fixed ... but when?  Catch them early or leave it 'til everything's a blur?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2012, 03:52:32 PM
Oh fuck  noooo:

But I am not a doc. Nor is anyone here. I guess, sooner the betterer. Private consultation if necessary
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Pastis on October 24, 2012, 04:02:24 PM
Indeed, my first thoughts were Oh Phuck!

Currently doing online research to find out as much as possible  cry:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2012, 05:20:49 PM
Deffo fixable ~ 'specially if caught early.

This getting old stuff is a bugger innit?
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2012, 05:22:15 PM
 happy100 happy100

Mrs DS #3 had them done. Not a pleasant procedure but an amazing improvement.
The consultant seemed to think it was not time-critical, just whenever it got too bad.
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Pastis on October 24, 2012, 05:32:46 PM
Thanks gents, I was hoping you both might shed some light on the issue (intended  ;) )

Yep, it's a bugger when the bits start failing to perform as per the original specification. 'Spose I should stop looking at things but in my line of work that's a bit of a sine qua non.

Oh, and they say dark glasses might help  8)   
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 24, 2012, 06:22:04 PM
Small Incision Cataract Surgery PreOp Patient Education (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32NIGFoadZo#ws)

This is an accurate account of the latest procedure.   Procedure takes approximately 20 minutes.  A Patient information film.   angel1
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2012, 06:37:19 PM
Tipsy is our expert  cloud9:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2012, 07:05:46 PM
Tipsy is our expert  cloud9:

The eyes have it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2012, 07:07:26 PM
Perhaps she enjoys carrots too  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Pastis on October 25, 2012, 05:22:47 PM
If you go private you can expect to hand over between £3600 - £6000 to have both eyes fixed   Shocked:

I think I might have to join the NHS queue ... Doc's appointment next week for discussions  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 25, 2012, 07:58:12 PM
Only 2 week wait in some places at the moment.   What else is on your Christmas list?.     rubschin:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2012, 07:59:27 PM
Seeing you in your nursey uniform  eyes:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Pastis on October 29, 2012, 04:51:57 PM
Replacing lenses (i.e. cataract op.) might of course mean no need for specs at all   eeek:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2012, 04:53:38 PM
Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers?
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2012, 05:02:35 PM
Replacing lenses (i.e. cataract op.) might of course mean no need for specs at all   eeek:    rubschin:

Yes, laser surgery without the laser.

It also seemed to give Mrs DS #3 a renewed evil twinkle in her eyes when starting an argument, and a better set of tears when she lost.  whistle:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Pastis on October 29, 2012, 05:08:00 PM
Replacing lenses (i.e. cataract op.) might of course mean no need for specs at all   eeek:    rubschin:

Yes, laser surgery without the laser.

It also seemed to give Mrs DS #3 a renewed evil twinkle in her eyes when starting an argument, and a better set of tears when she lost.  whistle:

I'm now thinking ... Terminator    eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2012, 05:10:07 PM
Replacing lenses (i.e. cataract op.) might of course mean no need for specs at all   eeek:    rubschin:

Yes, laser surgery without the laser.

It also seemed to give Mrs DS #3 a renewed evil twinkle in her eyes when starting an argument, and a better set of tears when she lost.  whistle:

I'm now thinking ... Terminator    eveilgrin:

Close.

A bit more robust and determined than that.
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2012, 05:11:18 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Pastis on October 29, 2012, 05:17:54 PM
This cataract operation is becoming a rather attractive proposition    Sinister:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2012, 05:27:36 PM
This cataract operation is becoming a rather attractive proposition    Sinister:

Yes, you should look on the bright side.
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Pastis on October 29, 2012, 05:30:18 PM
 drumroll:   
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Pastis on November 02, 2012, 06:24:44 PM
Right.  To summarise a long winded explanation of referrals etc from the Doc, nothing to be done for a few years yet ... hopefully  angel1
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2012, 06:29:40 PM
Yay
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 02, 2012, 06:58:28 PM
However, Nick better be careful, cataracts will be brought on by any trauma to the eye.  whistle:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2012, 07:04:40 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Cataracts
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 02, 2012, 08:33:11 PM
 point: