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Title: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2012, 09:27:50 AM
Nearly 60 squid and they are the wrong fucking ones  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Snoopy on October 26, 2012, 09:38:45 AM
How very annoying.
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2012, 10:03:18 AM
How very annoying.

Indeed... Not amusing at all....  noooo:










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Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 26, 2012, 10:31:07 AM
Almost foreseeable though  whistle:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2012, 10:45:24 AM
Almost foreseeable though  whistle:

Maybe the right ones are cheaper?
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 26, 2012, 10:54:11 AM
Why now though? You won't need that till the sun comes out again next year (hopefully)?
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2012, 11:57:47 AM
Almost foreseeable though  whistle:

Maybe the right ones are cheaper?

They are  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 26, 2012, 12:05:45 PM
Almost foreseeable though  whistle:

Maybe the right ones are cheaper?

They are  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

So, why didn't you buy the right ones?

Would have been less stressful in the long run surely?
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2012, 12:06:02 PM
Almost foreseeable though  whistle:

Maybe the right ones are cheaper?

They are  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
point:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 07:39:03 PM
S'pose you could always try taking them back for an exchange, or is that really far too simple like?  whistle:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2012, 07:40:44 PM
I removed all the packaging  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: GROWLER on October 27, 2012, 07:44:06 PM
I removed all the packaging  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Well, in a werd of 4 letters then, you ARE a COCK, or a KNOB if you prefer like. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2012, 08:01:34 PM
I removed all the packaging  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

You can bern them in yer incinerater - to keep warm like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Baldy on October 27, 2012, 08:17:19 PM
I removed all the packaging  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

You can bern them in yer incinerater - to keep warm like!  Thumbs:

 lol:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: GROWLER on October 28, 2012, 08:53:17 AM
I actually hate printers with a passion, and they seemingly hate me. evil:

This Kodak thing is currently uploading some updates apparently. Takes absolutetly hours, but got sick to the very back teeth with seeing this 'update now?' message appearing all the time.
Why would it want to update anyway ey? Absolutely bolloxed if I can understand why tbqh.
It prints, when it's not jamming the paper or run out of ink , copies, when I can remeber how to do it,  ::)and scans...apparently, so why do I need piggin 'UPDATES' ey, why? Shrugs:

Stupid heap of electrical digital shite. sick2:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: GROWLER on October 28, 2012, 09:06:25 AM
'Download completed'

Currently installing ESSENTIALS'

35 minutes now. WTF? Shrugs:

Feel like physically ripping it out and installing it in the bin tbh. evil:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2012, 09:26:17 AM
'Download completed'

Currently installing ESSENTIALS'

35 minutes now. WTF? Shrugs:

Feel like physically ripping it out and installing it in the bin tbh. evil:

Think yourself lucky you don't have to put toner cartridges in it too....  whistle:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: GROWLER on October 28, 2012, 09:54:42 AM
Oh I give absolutely up, RIGHT up! Banghead

Did all its shitty up and downloading crap/whatevering, and then it asks me to select which bastard model I've got from a list of a squillion. eeek:
Eventually found the right one, clicked on it, and it told me that it doesn't recognise it, so down/up/whatever loading NOT complete!!!!! Banghead

Look up to the skies everyone. A Kodak esp 3250 should be passing over your 'eds anytime soon. cussing:
Beats space staion watching.
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: apc2010 on October 28, 2012, 10:45:27 AM
Oh I give absolutely up, RIGHT up! Banghead

Did all its shitty up and downloading crap/whatevering, and then it asks me to select which bastard model I've got from a list of a squillion. eeek:
Eventually found the right one, clicked on it, and it told me that it doesn't recognise it, so down/up/whatever loading NOT complete!!!!! Banghead

Look up to the skies everyone. A Kodak esp 3250 should be passing over your 'eds anytime soon. cussing:
Beats space staion watching.


I agree got 3 printers none werk at the moment ....... cussing:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: GROWLER on October 28, 2012, 11:00:00 AM
Oh I give absolutely up, RIGHT up! Banghead

Did all its shitty up and downloading crap/whatevering, and then it asks me to select which bastard model I've got from a list of a squillion. eeek:
Eventually found the right one, clicked on it, and it told me that it doesn't recognise it, so down/up/whatever loading NOT complete!!!!! Banghead

Look up to the skies everyone. A Kodak esp 3250 should be passing over your 'eds anytime soon. cussing:
Beats space staion watching.


I agree got 3 printers none werk at the moment ....... cussing:

Gifts from friggin Satan they are. Hateful pieces of shite.

You REALLY CANNOT beat a good ole John Bull printing set. cloud9:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2012, 11:29:40 AM
I have two werking printers....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Just One More on October 28, 2012, 12:10:12 PM
Oh I give absolutely up, RIGHT up! Banghead

Did all its shitty up and downloading crap/whatevering, and then it asks me to select which bastard model I've got from a list of a squillion. eeek:
Eventually found the right one, clicked on it, and it told me that it doesn't recognise it, so down/up/whatever loading NOT complete!!!!! Banghead

Look up to the skies everyone. A Kodak esp 3250 should be passing over your 'eds anytime soon. cussing:
Beats space staion watching.


I agree got 3 printers none werk at the moment ....... cussing:

Gifts from friggin Satan they are. Hateful pieces of shite.

You REALLY CANNOT beat a good ole John Bull printing set. cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fraw0qbfaz%2Fjohn_bull_printing.jpg&hash=bbe2aae1d8f8517ca57334b39c14d9770b55c9f3) (http://postimage.org/image/raw0qbfaz/)


 cloud9:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Snoopy on October 28, 2012, 12:20:58 PM
I have two werking printers....  cloud9:

I have three but seem to be paying for toners/ink for four ....... The fourth is, I suspect, hiding at the University of London  rubschin:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2012, 01:15:31 PM
I have two werking printers....  cloud9:

I have three but seem to be paying for toners/ink for four ....... The fourth is, I suspect, hiding at the University of London  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2012, 01:49:12 PM
Oh I give absolutely up, RIGHT up! Banghead

Did all its shitty up and downloading crap/whatevering, and then it asks me to select which bastard model I've got from a list of a squillion. eeek:
Eventually found the right one, clicked on it, and it told me that it doesn't recognise it, so down/up/whatever loading NOT complete!!!!! Banghead

Look up to the skies everyone. A Kodak esp 3250 should be passing over your 'eds anytime soon. cussing:
Beats space staion watching.


I agree got 3 printers none werk at the moment ....... cussing:

Gifts from friggin Satan they are. Hateful pieces of shite.

You REALLY CANNOT beat a good ole John Bull printing set. cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fraw0qbfaz%2Fjohn_bull_printing.jpg&hash=bbe2aae1d8f8517ca57334b39c14d9770b55c9f3) (http://postimage.org/image/raw0qbfaz/)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_H2PBWMGhjBc%2FTLzgyftCVkI%2FAAAAAAAAJCw%2FbGF6i7rov1o%2Fs400%2Fpotato%2Bhalves.jpg&hash=7ca6f9954bc34cd7b1524b0ef2ded6c2e2709b27)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Famandatothdesign.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2FDSC_0113.jpg&hash=311695aebb1670d238fd7d1e58db2d88a8ec1ce1)

Also works with turnips.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2012, 02:06:56 PM
If Growler cut 13 spuds in hal he could make an whole alphabet and save a fortune on toner  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Toner Cartridges
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2012, 04:36:24 PM
If Growler cut 13 spuds in hal he could make an whole alphabet and save a fortune on toner  :thumbsup:

As could you!  point: