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Title: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 08, 2012, 08:50:23 AM
Yesterday Woodstock fell whilst walking the dog (Wet leaves underfoot).
She has dislocated her right shoulder, splintered the bone in her upper arm where it slots into the shoulder joint, split the bone from her shoulder down her upper arm.
Spent most of the day at A & E. They have given her a sling and painkillers and sent her home (No Beds!)
We now await her being called into the hospital over the weekend to have a metal plate fitted to her shoulder and the broken bone pinned. They also say that she has torn the muscle from the bone in her upper arm and they will try to reattach it. Also the CT scan shows some bits of bone (splinters) are missing so they need to find them as well. To do all this they have to sever the nerve in her upper arm and once the repairs have been done try to put the nerve back together ~ this will be followed by intensive physio of indeterminate length but they cannot tell her how much use she will have of (or for that matter how much feeling in) her right hand ~ it will, however, be "impaired" for life.
Poor old thing is in agony. Not much sleep for either of us last night.
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2012, 09:06:12 AM
 happy100 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: GROWLER on November 08, 2012, 09:29:29 AM
'Kin hell Dog. Sounds horrendous. eeek:

Sympathies....not that that's much use like. noooo:
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2012, 10:15:47 AM
happy100 happy100

Poor Woodstock, how horrid.
Mrs DS #3. broke her arm in similar circumstances and it took ages to mend, but Woodstock's sounds much, much worse.

I think it is why older women become increasingly cautious, as they break so easily.

I am sure we all wish her a speedy and painless recovery.
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Pastis on November 08, 2012, 11:47:10 AM
Ouch!   happy100   
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2012, 11:47:58 AM
So she can't drive, go to work, ferry kids about, cook, wash or do anything. Poor Mr Hound  noooo:
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2012, 01:33:51 PM
Bloody hell  eeek:.......it's down to the kids to look after the both of you  scared2:
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2012, 01:40:30 PM
 eeek: eeek:

GROUP HUG
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 08, 2012, 02:43:12 PM
So she can't drive, go to work, ferry kids about, cook, wash or do anything. Poor Mr Hound  noooo:

Apparently, once the hospital says she can return to work, I am designated as chief taxi driver ...... for at least 3 months  Banghead
She sees no difficulty in lecturing if I prepare the power points to her dictation.  evil:
Boys are about to learn about making their own beds, tidying their rooms, washing, ironing, using a vacuum cleaner and cooking  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 08, 2012, 03:51:06 PM
Crikey!  eeek:

My sympathies to you all.
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: apc2010 on November 08, 2012, 04:23:26 PM
Crikey!  eeek:

My sympathies to you all.


As above ...........
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 08, 2012, 06:06:54 PM
Sounds very painful and not an easy way back to working order either.  Sympathies to you both and to the boys as we know whats coming in their direction. 
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Just One More on November 08, 2012, 09:25:13 PM
'Kinell. Poor girl, here's hoping her recovery is quicker than they anticipate  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2012, 11:42:25 AM
I have called the hospital and spoken to the Orthopedic Surgeon.
Simple question: "When are you going to be able to admit my wife for this operation?"
Answer "I have no idea ~ we have had several "emergencies" admitted"

"So you do not consider her an emergency then?"

"I'll get her in as soon as possible but I don't know when ..... if she is in a lot of pain see your GP for stronger painkillers and if that doesn't help bring her back to A&E and we'll see if we can find her a bed"

I have just gone fvcking ballistic at him  Explode:
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2012, 03:51:41 PM
Christus - have just seen this thread - sorry Snoops...

Shall I send Nick round to help like...?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2012, 08:28:57 AM
Christus - have just seen this thread - sorry Snoops...

Shall I send Nick round to help like...?  Thumbs:

The dear boy has already offered his services but he says he is no good at ironing ..... and I have a mountain of it to get through ..... Is Misty free?
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Just One More on November 10, 2012, 09:08:43 AM
Christus - have just seen this thread - sorry Snoops...

Shall I send Nick round to help like...?  Thumbs:

The dear boy has already offered his services but he says he is no good at ironing ..... and I have a mountain of it to get through ..... Is Misty free?

She seems to have most of the equipment  rubschin:

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Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2012, 10:13:42 AM
Just called the orthopedic ward and spoken to the Staff Nurse in charge.
Told her the tale ~ She says it is a disgrace and promised to do all she can to get something organised, then she'll call me back.
She seems to think that "Admin" have cocked up so she is calling Woodstock's notes up and is going to see what and why, then she'll have a go at the doctors.
Fingers crossed she'll get something sorted for tomorrow or Monday .... If not I'll be onto the Health Board and our MP...... might also contact the local press.
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2012, 12:35:15 PM
Woodstock was in surgery for 5 hours yesterday afternoon/evening, followed by 2 hours in "recovery".
I have spoken to her this morning and she reports that she is now in more pain than before they operated.

I will be going in to see her this evening and will, VP Site Hosts permitting, report tomorrow.
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2012, 09:39:10 AM
Woodstock is home!

It seems that when the surgeon got inside her shoulder a whole piece of the shoulder blade had broken off and had slipped down behind the remaining lump. The CT scan failed to pick that up so it came as a surprise to them. He said it was like doing a jigsaw puzzle trying to fit all the bits back together ~ hence the length of the operation. Some smaller pieces have had to be left out with the whole shoulder joint now being covered in a metal plate. She also has two screws holding the arm bone together. They did have to sever the nerve that controls hand movement and feeling. Fortunately they seem to have put that back together well as she can move her fingers and has some feeling in them.
Loads of exercises to do to keep/improve hand and finger movement ~ back to have xrays done and the stitches removed in two weeks + see the physio for more exercises for her shoulder and upper arm.
At least three months before she can drive they reckon.
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
Woodstock is home!

It seems that when the surgeon got inside her shoulder a whole piece of the shoulder blade had broken off and had slipped down behind the remaining lump. The CT scan failed to pick that up so it came as a surprise to them. He said it was like doing a jigsaw puzzle trying to fit all the bits back together ~ hence the length of the operation. Some smaller pieces have had to be left out with the whole shoulder joint now being covered in a metal plate. She also has two screws holding the arm bone together. They did have to sever the nerve that controls hand movement and feeling. Fortunately they seem to have put that back together well as she can move her fingers and has some feeling in them.
Loads of exercises to do to keep/improve hand and finger movement ~ back to have xrays done and the stitches removed in two weeks + see the physio for more exercises for her shoulder and upper arm.
At least three months before she can drive they reckon.


Ouch...........
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2012, 10:29:24 AM
ouch. sue them  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2012, 02:49:17 PM
ouch. sue them  eveilgrin:

For what?
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2012, 02:51:37 PM
medical negligence
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 17, 2012, 04:19:20 PM
Oh Snoops what with one thing and another I have only just seen this thread. happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 To you and Woodstock. Your/her experience sounds truly horrendous.  Please pass on my best wishes for a speedy recovery to Woodstock.
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2012, 09:10:55 PM
Woodstock is home!

It seems that when the surgeon got inside her shoulder a whole piece of the shoulder blade had broken off and had slipped down behind the remaining lump. The CT scan failed to pick that up so it came as a surprise to them. He said it was like doing a jigsaw puzzle trying to fit all the bits back together ~ hence the length of the operation. Some smaller pieces have had to be left out with the whole shoulder joint now being covered in a metal plate. She also has two screws holding the arm bone together. They did have to sever the nerve that controls hand movement and feeling. Fortunately they seem to have put that back together well as she can move her fingers and has some feeling in them.
Loads of exercises to do to keep/improve hand and finger movement ~ back to have xrays done and the stitches removed in two weeks + see the physio for more exercises for her shoulder and upper arm.
At least three months before she can drive they reckon.

Poor girl.  noooo:

Still, you will be fully experienced in all the domestic duties soon.  ;)
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 18, 2012, 11:24:30 AM
May peace, happiness and prosperity be in and on his house along with a lav seat that is in a permanently down position. angel1
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2012, 09:21:40 AM
May peace, happiness and prosperity be in and on his house along with a lav seat that is in a permanently down position. angel1


I did explain to the boys that Mum is finding it hard to have to put the seat down so would they please make sure they did so when they used the toilet.
Woodstock countermanded this instruction as she said they were p*ssing on the seat and she was getting a wet arse.

There are some battles I am doomed not to win!  Banghead Banghead Banghead

AND whilst in the bathroom can anyone explain why, when I cleaned the bathroom yesterday, the bidet was full of black Labrador hairs?
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2012, 09:44:23 AM
AND whilst in the bathroom can anyone explain why, when I cleaned the bathroom yesterday, the bidet was full of black Labrador hairs?

You of all people should know that water from a drinking fountain tastes better than that from the toilet bowl.

Alternatively, the dog prefers to drink warm water.
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2012, 09:50:14 AM
AND whilst in the bathroom can anyone explain why, when I cleaned the bathroom yesterday, the bidet was full of black Labrador hairs?

You of all people should know that water from a drinking fountain tastes better than that from the toilet bowl.

Alternatively, the dog prefers to drink warm water.

 rubschin:

How'd he turn the taps on?
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2012, 09:54:28 AM
AND whilst in the bathroom can anyone explain why, when I cleaned the bathroom yesterday, the bidet was full of black Labrador hairs?

You of all people should know that water from a drinking fountain tastes better than that from the toilet bowl.

Alternatively, the dog prefers to drink warm water.

 rubschin:

How'd he turn the taps on?
http://youtu.be/kS5xLbzAr_4 (http://youtu.be/kS5xLbzAr_4)
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2012, 12:35:27 PM
AND whilst in the bathroom can anyone explain why, when I cleaned the bathroom yesterday, the bidet was full of black Labrador hairs?

You of all people should know that water from a drinking fountain tastes better than that from the toilet bowl.

Alternatively, the dog prefers to drink warm water.

 rubschin:

How'd he turn the taps on?
http://youtu.be/kS5xLbzAr_4 (http://youtu.be/kS5xLbzAr_4)


 doh: confused2:
Title: Re: A Broken Wing
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 22, 2012, 12:41:31 PM
Bet he left the water running though.