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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Snoopy on November 10, 2012, 02:14:23 PM
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Had a text from Nick ...... He is at A&E with a broken arm eeek: Shocked:
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I think "believable " would be a better title ............. noooo:
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eeek:
Have we recently started being sponsored by the NHS rubschin:
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I wouldn't have believed it but I had a similar text ...
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.21630 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.21630)
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Did he shout SNAP!
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So he can still text with a broken arm ? rubschin:
You sure he hasn't broken a fingernail or summat ?
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lol: lol:
he's got an ickle boo-boo on his army-warmy
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So he can still text with a broken arm ? rubschin:
You exaggerate a little ... "wert leaves" he texted ;)
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So he can still text with a broken arm ? rubschin:
You exaggerate a little ... "wert leaves" he texted ;)
That's just fat fingers.........
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He's going under a general anaesthetic ... presumably to have the arm dealt with ... eeek:
I've replied with a message of reassurance whistle:
"Chin up. Jim'll fix it" ;)
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They just wanted some peace and quiet while they put the sticky plaster on lol:
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Did he shout SNAP!
lol: lol: lol:
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They just wanted some peace and quiet while they put the sticky plaster on lol:
Make the most of it, as as the weather man sez with anything relating to a modicum of joy, "IT AIN'T GONNA LAST". ::)
I feel hibernation coming on earlier than ususal this year. cloud9:
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Joking aside, this is very serious - Nick can barely look ater himself when he has the use of both arms. How's he going to manage with only one? I think it is incumbent upon us to help him in is hour of need and I therefore volunteer his bestest friend - Mr Growler - to move in with him for a month or so to help him wash, dress, wipe himself :thumbsup:
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Joking aside, this is very serious - Nick can barely look ater himself when he has the use of both arms. How's he going to manage with only one? I think it is incumbent upon us to help him in is hour of need and I therefore volunteer his bestest friend - Mr Growler - to move in with him for a month or so to help him wash, dress, wipe himself :thumbsup:
...and.... (saying in reasonably polite tones)...YOU can go fuck right OFF! :thumbsup:
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Joking aside, this is very serious - Nick can barely look ater himself when he has the use of both arms. How's he going to manage with only one? I think it is incumbent upon us to help him in is hour of need and I therefore volunteer his bestest friend - Mr Growler - to move in with him for a month or so to help him wash, dress, wipe himself :thumbsup:
...and.... (saying in reasonably polite tones)...YOU can go fuck right OFF! :thumbsup:
That's a "no" then? Oh well, BM it is then :thumbsup:
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He HASN'T texted me either, not that he'd have got the sympathy that he going to obviously be requiring, careless toss pot.
P'raps he need to go to Specsavers! :thumbsup:
He'll be telling us all that they were the 'wrong kind of leaves' apparently/probably. ::)
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They were "wert" leaves allegedly ... anyone come across them? tunble:
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They were "wert" leaves allegedly ... anyone come across them? tunble:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert)
Make of that definition what you will. Shrugs:
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home now and full of morphine but sans werking left arm
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You poor thing.
How exactly did this happen ?
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home now and full of morphine but sans werking left arm
eeek: do tell........
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wet leaves noooo: noooo: fracture and dislocated shoulder. agony. they manipulated it back into place sick2:
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Are your plastered .......... rubschin:
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arm strapped to my chest noooo:
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At least you are giving yourself a cuddle like :thumbsup:
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arm strapped to my chest noooo:
Public pavement?
Where there's blame there's a claim. . . . whistle:
I expect the messages of sympathy are flooding in anyway.
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NHS in Wales is "devolved" .... I have ranted at everyone I can get on the phone. Told the hosp if Woodstock is not sorted by tomorrow I am going to the Welsh Assembly and the Press.
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off to stay in winchester with big sis noooo:
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They were "wert" leaves allegedly ... anyone come across them? tunble:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert)
Make of that definition what you will. Shrugs:
Wert is a brewing term, something to do with adding the sugar to the malt and yeast solution in beer making.
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Oh and Nick you silly arse I hope that you don't feel too bad when the morphine wears off. xx
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They were "wert" leaves allegedly ... anyone come across them? tunble:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert)
Make of that definition what you will. Shrugs:
Wert is a brewing term, something to do with adding the sugar to the malt and yeast solution in beer making.
That's Wort you daft owld bat.
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just had a bath noooo: took me 35 mins to get out sad24:
and they sent me home in a hospital gown fastened up the back cussing: had to cut myself out of it
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I'm waiting for Brian Rix to enter "stage left" with his trousers wrapped around his ankles ;)
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that was yesterday redface:
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just had a bath noooo: took me 35 mins to get out sad24:
and they sent me home in a hospital gown fastened up the back cussing: had to cut myself out of it
Should 'av 'ad a shower then. :thumbsup:
Oh....... redface:
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just had a bath noooo: took me 35 mins to get out sad24:
and they sent me home in a hospital gown fastened up the back cussing: had to cut myself out of it
you should have called me. ;)
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Weapons of mass destruction finally found whistle:
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happy001
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cussing:
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They were "wert" leaves allegedly ... anyone come across them? tunble:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wert)
Make of that definition what you will. Shrugs:
Wert is a brewing term, something to do with adding the sugar to the malt and yeast solution in beer making.
That's Wort you daft owld bat.
^^^^^^^^^
Wort he said.
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spelling round here is getting worterer noooo:
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reported leaf problem and my injuries to the carncil. there are now 9 men and three tricks which they are filling wiv leaves. i have pics eveilgrin:
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reported leaf problem and my injuries to the carncil. there are now 9 men and three tricks which they are filling wiv leaves. i have pics eveilgrin:
No treats?
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Don't wish to sound too unsympathetic like, but leaves do tend to fall at this time of the year...got them everywhere here too funnily enough, and they are currently very very wet.
Don't actually see how the council can be constantly clearing them up from every street on every day as they fall tbh. Shrugs:
Think we all have what I'd call 'a duty of self care for our own well' being', bit like when it's icy too.
Just my opinion like. whistle:
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Angry9: Angry9:
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Oh dear ......not going down the "Where there's blame there's a claim " route are you ? noooo:
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Oh dear ......not going down the "Where there's blame there's a claim " route are you ? noooo:
eeek:
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Angry9: Angry9:
WHA' FFS? Shrugs:
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Don't wish to sound too unsympathetic like, but leaves do tend to fall at this time of the year...got them everywhere here too funnily enough, and they are currently very very wet.
Don't actually see how the council can be constantly clearing them up from every street on every day as they fall tbh. Shrugs:
Think we all have what I'd call 'a duty of self care for our own well' being', bit like when it's icy too.
Just my opinion like. whistle:
From a scouser. eeek:
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Don't wish to sound too unsympathetic like, but leaves do tend to fall at this time of the year...got them everywhere here too funnily enough, and they are currently very very wet.
Don't actually see how the council can be constantly clearing them up from every street on every day as they fall tbh. Shrugs:
Think we all have what I'd call 'a duty of self care for our own well' being', bit like when it's icy too.
Just my opinion like. whistle:
From a scouser. eeek:
Correct. You gorra problem with that ey bollox? rubschin:
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Oh dear ......not going down the "Where there's blame there's a claim " route are you ? noooo:
Just as long as no-one tells the council of his reputation as the "Master of Disaster", then a compo claim should result in a couple of rounds for us all like . . . whistle:
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And that he can't tie his shoelaces and only wears deck shoes noooo:
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i came all the way here in slippers redface:
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Don't wish to sound too unsympathetic like, but leaves do tend to fall at this time of the year...got them everywhere here too funnily enough, and they are currently very very wet.
Don't actually see how the council can be constantly clearing them up from every street on every day as they fall tbh. Shrugs:
Think we all have what I'd call 'a duty of self care for our own well' being', bit like when it's icy too.
Just my opinion like. whistle:
From a scouser. eeek:
Correct. You gorra problem with that ey bollox? rubschin:
Nope......but your neighbours might stop speaking to you like. whistle:
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Don't wish to sound too unsympathetic like, but leaves do tend to fall at this time of the year...got them everywhere here too funnily enough, and they are currently very very wet.
Don't actually see how the council can be constantly clearing them up from every street on every day as they fall tbh. Shrugs:
Think we all have what I'd call 'a duty of self care for our own well' being', bit like when it's icy too.
Just my opinion like. whistle:
From a scouser. eeek:
Correct. You gorra problem with that ey bollox? rubschin:
Nope......but your neighbours might stop speaking to you like. whistle:
Nah. They all luv me. cloud9:
I get all the shite things sorted 'round 'ere when i get me claws out. eveilgrin:
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werking on right handed hand riting cussing: cussing: cussing: it's fvcking IMPOSSIBLE Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Spent a lot of yesterday shouting at people. Surgeon, Registrar, CEO Local Health Board etc.
Got a call last evening "Ward Sister here ~ can you bring your wife in by 8 o'clock tonight and I'll make sure she is first on the list in the morning"
Got Woodstock into hosp by 8 and sure enough she has just called to say she is gowned and ready for surgery .... 1st on the list!
Sometimes it seems to pay to shout a lot .... I suspect it was the threat to go to the press that finally did the trick.
A whole week with a dislocated shoulder, broken arm bone, splintered ball socket on shoulder and all they gave her was 3 days worth of Co-codamol and an ill fitting sling .... Damned right we are going to sue.
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happ096
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Related to Nick..... rubschin:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2233278/Unlucky-mechanic-crashes-MoT-test-run-time-20-years--220-000-Lamborghini.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2233278/Unlucky-mechanic-crashes-MoT-test-run-time-20-years--220-000-Lamborghini.html)
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i have elastic shoelaces :thumbsup: redface:
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i have elastic shoelaces :thumbsup: redface:
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Gayer:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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I am knackered ~ This nursing lark is hard werk.
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doc says another 4 to 6 weeks cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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doc says another 4 to 6 weeks cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Before he wants to speak to you ........... whistle:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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point:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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big sis and bil going away for the weekend, so i have to go solo scared2:
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big sis and bil going away for the weekend, so i have to go solo scared2:
With no left hand? noooo:
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big sis and bil going away for the weekend, so i have to go solo scared2:
With no left hand? noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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big sis and bil going away for the weekend, so i have to go solo scared2:
They opened the "Christmas" ice rink outside Winchester Cathedral tonight, you could give it a try. What could possibly go wrong rubschin:
(You can have that earworm free of charge Barman)
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have now been at big sis's for 3 weeks eeek: (going home saturday). have got hooked on soaps and can't decide if i prefer neighbours or corrie redface:
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have now been at big sis's for 3 weeks eeek: (going home saturday). have got hooked on soaps and can't decide if i prefer neighbours or corrie redface:
Do you not have soap at home........... rubschin:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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have now been at big sis's for 3 weeks eeek: (going home saturday). have got hooked on soaps and can't decide if i prefer neighbours or corrie redface:
Shocked:
You are doomed.
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have now been at big sis's for 3 weeks eeek: (going home saturday). have got hooked on soaps and can't decide if i prefer neighbours or corrie redface:
Do you not have soap at home........... rubschin:
I did wonder when we met up . . . .
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i've got velcro stuck to my chest hair cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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i've got velcro stuck to my chest hair cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Off your shoes.......... rubschin:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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quackter tomorrow scared2:
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quackter tomorrow scared2:
Take the velcro off before........... :thumbsup:
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i've got velcro stuck to my chest hair cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
kinky eyes:
couldn't manage the gimp suit with zips then?
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haven't you got an old dildo to play with? evil:
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you know I have. ::)
oooo, and we all know what you will be doing this christmas........ whistle:
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i have an physiotherapist cloud9: cloud9: she is blonde and has fantastic knockers eyes:
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i have an physio the rapist cloud9: cloud9: she is blonde and has fantastic knockers eyes:
whistle:
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Snoopysick:
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i have an physiotherapist cloud9: cloud9: she is blonde and has fantastic knockers eyes:
A transvestite probably. ::)
Popeye arms and an Adam's apple like a golfball. noooo:
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eeek: sad32:
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We can compare notes ... I have an Physio session on Friday; don't know who with though scared2:
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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I shall struggle on manfully angel1
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whistle:
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i have an physiotherapist cloud9: cloud9: she is blonde and has fantastic knockers eyes:
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rubschin:
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Spank2:
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lol: lol: lol:
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cloud9:
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Is advertising allowed DS?
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We can compare notes ... I have an Physio session on Friday; don't know who with though scared2:
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Mine was an angel1 cloud9:
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what about her knockers, like? rubschin:
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By all accounts she's held in high regard ;)
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cussing:
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By all accounts she's held in high regard ;)
:thumbsup:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_24_qTNac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_24_qTNac)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_24_qTNac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_24_qTNac)
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AFFS! But well worth seeing again :thumbsup:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_24_qTNac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_24_qTNac)
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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how does he have a slash? rubschin:
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Prolly squats like a bitch.
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We can compare notes ... I have an Physio session on Friday; don't know who with though scared2:
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Mine was an angel1 cloud9:
I was due to start a course of hydrotherapy on the 3rd December (an NHS course) needless to say had been waiting months for it.
On the 24th November we got a letter telling Mr C his op was on the 3rd December. He needed it I don't begrudge him it but. Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24:
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how does he have a slash? rubschin:
Walking must be pretty uncomfortable as well, unless he is built like a Dyson.
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Oh walking redface:
Must go to Specsavers
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Spank2:
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Oh walking redface:
Must go to Specsavers
drumroll: drumroll:
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got a job interview on friday. have to do a written test noooo:
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got a job interview on friday. have to do a written test noooo:
Left hand............ rubschin:
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You should have informed them about your disability - they will have to make provision to supply you with an alternative rubschin:
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You should have informed them about your disability - they will have to make provision to supply you with an alternative rubschin:
That would be a long e-mail.... whistle:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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You should have informed them about your disability - they will have to make provision to supply you with an alternative rubschin:
That would be a long e-mail.... whistle:
happy001
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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You should have informed them about your disability - they will have to make provision to supply you with an alternative rubschin:
That would be a long e-mail.... whistle:
War and Peace ;D ;D ;D
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get back to your boots of stomping evil:
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anna says another week sad24:
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anna says another week sad24:
A whole week................. rubschin:
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anna says another week sad24:
A whole week................. rubschin:
Shouldn't that be in the gay marriage thread whistle:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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anna says another week sad24:
A whole week................. rubschin:
Shouldn't that be in the gay marriage thread whistle:
Don't know wot you mean................. whistle:
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anna wants me back tomorrow cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: eyes:
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Will the sun'll come out then as it's only a day away!
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Will the sun'll come out then as it's only a day away!
lol: lol:
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have to back to the quackter with possible complications Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24:
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The shrink you say?
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Spank2:
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have to back to the quackter with possible complications Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead sad24:
Wot you can't find it , or you bought the wrong train ticket or the car is on fire............... rubschin:
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Spank2:
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off to the hospital soon for x rays and a verdict scared2:
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Death by misadventure rubschin:
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off to the hospital soon for x rays and a verdict scared2:
Ger'um to check yer 'ed while they're doing them like. :thumbsup:
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Yay, they let me have my arm back Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Can hardly use it though noooo: No driving yet sad32:
Have to do exercises with an stick eeek:
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A stick you say? rubschin:
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Poking badgers?
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Yay, they let me have my arm back Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Can hardly use it though noooo: No driving yet sad32:
Have to do exercises with an stick eeek:
You've been doing that for weeks! Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Spank2:
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Yay, they let me have my arm back Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Didn't know they'd kept it tbh. eeek:
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Yay, they let me have my arm back Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Didn't know they'd kept it tbh. eeek:
Safe keeping like, it was getting worn out. whistle:
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Snoopysick: Anna packs a punch eeek: I think her knockers are really massive chest muscles rubschin: