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Title: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Berek on August 13, 2007, 07:19:34 AM
like some people do up here , but now I hate them !!!

I had a 25p accumilating bet on 10 matches over the weekend, they all came up trumps except for one.. yes, Man Utd failed to win and net me ?500.. i'm fucking livid !!!!!
Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 07:35:34 AM
You HATE for the sake of 25 pence ~ which in reality is all you have lost. ::)
Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 09:56:33 AM
like some people do up here , but now I hate them !!!

I had a 25p accumilating bet on 10 matches over the weekend, they all came up trumps except for one.. yes, Man Utd failed to win and net me ?500.. i'm fucking livid !!!!!

An Irish man went to the Ascot horse races and put a ?100 bet spread across all seven races -- known as an accumulator bet -- and he won!

When he went to collect his winnings the bookie said, "I am sorry I don't have full ?750,000  to pay you. I can only pay you ?700,000.

At this, the Irish man got indignant and said, "You robbing bastard! Give me my hundred quid bet back."


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Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Berek on August 13, 2007, 08:21:06 PM
You HATE for the sake of 25 pence ~ which in reality is all you have lost. ::)

It's what I could have WON that hurts.. it hurts so much
Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Mr Happy on August 13, 2007, 08:32:46 PM
I woukd happily put ?10 on United to win every game this sesaon and be ?370 down!

Berek, fear not, Sunderland got 20% of their seasons points on Saturday...
Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Berek on August 13, 2007, 08:38:07 PM
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Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 13, 2007, 08:46:35 PM
I read that one of those chavball players stubbed a toe or something eyes:
Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Berek on August 13, 2007, 08:51:46 PM
I read that one of those chavball players stubbed a toe or something eyes:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1135.0
Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Mr Happy on August 13, 2007, 09:00:16 PM
It was a tough game for ar Wayne, what's one add one Wayne:

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Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Mr Happy on August 15, 2007, 08:13:28 PM
Come on Pompey!!!

I'm going to get my bell out...
Title: Re: I never disliked Man Utd
Post by: Berek on August 16, 2007, 07:33:43 AM
another late goal for us last night, AND we are in a Champions league spot.. whistle:

I reckon Svens boys will take the points from Manure on Sunday.. Sven and Keane are joint favourites to win manager of the month.. whistle: