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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 09:22:31 AM

Title: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 09:22:31 AM: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/england/6943566.stm

And presumably pedal cars for a quick response

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Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 09:38:57 AM: See also

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1092.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1092.0)
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 09:43:44 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2007, 09:38:57 AM
See also

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1092.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=1092.0)

But hardly in the same league as employing 16 year olds to do the job is it?
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 09:44:27 AM: You never asked the age of the one I met. However old he was he couldn't count!
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 13, 2007, 09:47:38 AM: Today, Mr Snoopy will be mostly emulating the new 'Peanuts' character "Captain Sensible".

Any frivolous, rude or flirty posts will be covered with a damp cloth until morning.
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 09:48:53 AM: He has been a bit serious the last few days. I expect they adjusted his drip.
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 13, 2007, 10:19:43 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2007, 09:48:53 AM
He has been a bit serious the last few days. I expect they adjusted his drip.
Has he got the clap then?

Must help out by smiting more often.
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2007, 06:03:03 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2007, 09:48:53 AM
He has been a bit serious the last few days. I expect they adjusted his drip.

Nah, if they are anything like some of the one's I've seen down here one has probably given him a ticket whistle:
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 06:08:34 PM: ones, I think
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2007, 06:09:38 PM: redface: Bugger, thats what comes of typing on 2 PC's at the same time
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 06:10:44 PM: Well I've heard some excuses but that one even manages to willy wave at the same time. You'll be doing Mr Dance out of a job at this rate. point:
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2007, 06:11:09 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2007, 06:09:38 PM
redface: Bugger, thats what comes of typing on 2 PC's at the same time

that's, I think

oh, and PCs
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Snoopy on August 13, 2007, 06:14:58 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2007, 06:11:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2007, 06:09:38 PM
redface: Bugger, thats what comes of typing on 2 PC's at the same time

that's, I think

oh, and PCs

AN ODE TO NICK

Apostrophe, Apostrophe, wherefore art thou Apostrophe?
Missing when needed, you can't fault me
For I am the Master of Apostrophe.
Title: Re: It really beggars belief.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2007, 06:22:22 PM: Normally I can multitask with ease but having read the article on the lass who OD'd on caffiene earler I've had half my normal coffee intake so I'm not at my best today sad24: