The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 15, 2012, 07:13:47 PM
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unable to drive I am confined to nottingham. this means lunch with pink sis, her autistic heavy metal drummer son*, his hypochondriac fiancee and her dysfunctional parents in a dodgy pub noooo: noooo: noooo:
* bald with a mullet noooo:
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happy001
I'd swap... evil:
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:thumbsup: ok poo poo
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:thumbsup: ok poo poo
::)
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:thumbsup: ok poo poo
::)
WTF? Shrugs:
Now you see, you could have had me come down to entertain and save you IF you hadn't been so damned nasty to me over the last few months, you ginger fungus faced rodent. Finger:
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sad32:
There. Saved you the trouble 'cus I'm sympathetic towards your current and latest mongulated status, big softie what I am like. cloud9:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Oh yesssss! cloud9: :thumbsup:
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Oh yesssss! cloud9: :thumbsup:
The picture gets your seal of approval?
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Not wishing to correct the English professor like but shouldn't the word Christmas in the subject line begin with a capital 'C' - thank heavens thi sis not an interview like whistle:
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Not wishing to correct the English professor like but shouldn't the word Christmas in the subject line begin with a capital 'C' - thank heavens thi sis not an interview like whistle:
Would that be "Pink sis"? whistle:
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Not wishing to correct the English professor like but shouldn't the word Christmas in the subject line begin with a capital 'C' - thank heavens thi sis not an interview like whistle:
He'll blame his mongulated arm/wrist/elbow/shoulder/finger/whatever.
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unable to drive I am confined to nottingham. this means lunch with pink sis, her autistic heavy metal drummer son*, his hypochondriac fiancee and her dysfunctional parents in a dodgy pub noooo: noooo: noooo:
I sometimes spell Christmas with a small c Miss D, just as I spell god with a small g. I do this because I am not a believer.
* bald with a mullet noooo:
I wonder if any on here really enjoy Christmas. So come on VPers confession time.
I had to hand my driving licence in several years ago. sad24:
Mr C is currently unable to drive.
Luckily he has fallen out with his parents. So it is Christmas here. I like the fact that there will be no children here but I don't like the idea that we are pretty much confined to barracks.
We can (and have) use public transport but the bus drivers round here understandably delight in playing that old favourite 'see if you can topple the spassies on crutches or walking sticks'.
Mr C cannot do much around the house and needs help dressing therefore my workload (such as it is some might say) has more than doubled.
So I for one am not looking forward to it.
On the up side however, I do not have to go into heaving supermarkets and get wound up by the commercialism there and watch people falling for it and cramming their trolley's with crap.
Bahh humbug. evil:
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Bring on 2013 lickety-split I say... evil:
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unable to drive I am confined to nottingham. this means lunch with pink sis, her autistic heavy metal drummer son*, his hypochondriac fiancee and her dysfunctional parents in a dodgy pub noooo: noooo: noooo:
I sometimes spell Christmas with a small c Miss D, just as I spell god with a small g. I do this because I am not a believer.
* bald with a mullet noooo:
I wonder if any on here really enjoy Christmas. So come on VPers confession time.
Bahh humbug. evil:
Quite simply, and in werd/s of one sylabal/syllabel/ you know worr'i mean.....NO! evil:
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Roses are red
Violets are blue-ish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish. whistle:
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Where is the gimp of the forum anyway?
Struggling to put his one armed baked bean stained beige pullover on no doubt?
P'raps he's stuck with his 'ed jammed inside it. lol:
Oh worra gawp. lol:
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evil: