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Title: Christmas parties
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2012, 09:43:52 PM
I am going to one on Friday (by train  evil:) at the Jewish Lady Vicar's new gaffe  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Wine, wimmin and song  Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2012, 09:57:36 PM
A babby.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2012, 10:09:06 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Pirate on December 18, 2012, 10:12:58 PM
 rubschin:

Circumcision... Cavalier to Roundhead...
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2012, 10:20:57 PM
get back to your random stops and breathalysing  evil:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: GROWLER on December 18, 2012, 10:32:17 PM
A babby.... cloud9:
One armed? whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2012, 11:44:52 PM
I am going to one on Friday (by train  evil:) at the Jewish Lady Vicar's new gaffe  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Wine, wimmin and song plus the collection plate Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Are you converting to Apey's religion?
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2012, 05:59:49 AM
It is our office one today .

Girly one tomorrow .

Different girly one on Saturday.

Where is that flag ?
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Pirate on December 20, 2012, 06:49:43 AM
It is our office one today .

Girly one tomorrow .

Different girly one on Saturday.

Where is that flag ?

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Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Just One More on December 20, 2012, 06:53:51 AM
If he asks you to grab it at the bottom, don't do it Miss D  ;)
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: GROWLER on December 20, 2012, 08:14:10 AM
It is our office one today  .


EVERY piggin' day's a party day in an council office.  ::) scared:


Baldy asked me to say that for a bet ^^^ btw., 'cus he's a scaredy cat, whereas I'm a 'couldn't give a fucker' :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2012, 08:26:16 AM
It is our office one today  .


EVERY piggin' day's a party day in an council office.  ::) scared:


Baldy asked me to say that for a bet ^^^ btw., 'cus he's a scaredy cat, whereas I'm a 'couldn't give a fucker' :thumbsup:

Bollocks...........you just thought it first.
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: GROWLER on December 20, 2012, 08:33:25 AM
It is our office one today  .


EVERY piggin' day's a party day in an council office.  ::) scared:


Baldy asked me to say that for a bet ^^^ btw., 'cus he's a scaredy cat, whereas I'm a 'couldn't give a fucker' :thumbsup:

Bollocks...........you just thought it first.

 lol:  ;)

The owld bat's gonna lay right into us now you know. lol:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2012, 08:45:29 AM

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Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2012, 09:08:41 AM
Now , now boys , I wouldn't dream of ruining your party  lol:

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Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: GROWLER on December 20, 2012, 09:12:21 AM
Must be pissed already! eeek:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Just One More on December 20, 2012, 06:39:48 PM

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That's a piss poor eye test thingy on the wall  noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2012, 11:34:31 PM
Oh dear ...time to go home  redface:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2012, 11:35:25 PM
Do you remember where it is?
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2012, 11:36:59 PM
Mmmmm think so ....you are all my beshish fruends
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2012, 12:00:36 AM
Mmmmm think so ....you are all my beshish fruends


 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: GROWLER on December 21, 2012, 09:13:55 AM
Oh dear ...time to go home  redface:

16 hour office party ey?  rubschin:

Claiming a bit of overtime then are we? whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: GROWLER on December 21, 2012, 09:14:46 AM
Mmmmm think so ....you are all my beshish fruends


 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

No. RAT arsed. ::)
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2012, 09:16:22 AM
Oh dear ...time to go home  redface:

16 hour office party ey?  rubschin:

Claiming a bit of overtime then are we? whistle:

That's right  and an extra day off  noooo:

But just so as you can rest assured in your pit leave was taken for all absent time away from the office  angel1
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: GROWLER on December 21, 2012, 09:22:15 AM
Oh dear ...time to go home  redface:

16 hour office party ey?  rubschin:

Claiming a bit of overtime then are we? whistle:

That's right  and an extra day off  noooo:

But just so as you can rest assured in your pit leave was taken for all absent time away from the office  angel1

Any chance of coming back and explaining that when you've sobered up like? lol:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2012, 09:23:27 AM
Could be a while then  lol:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: GROWLER on December 21, 2012, 09:35:09 AM
Could be a while then  lol:

Well 'urry up. We're all going to be deaded sometime later on today like. Banghead
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2012, 02:55:59 PM
Bugger me! What a party  eeek:

The JLV thrust me in the direction of the local divorcee  eyes: eyes: eyes:  who had placed herself under the mistletoe  eeek: eeek:

After everyone had left or gone to bed the JLV and I were knocking back the collapso when she confessed she had "a lover" in London (yes she is married and a vicar  eeek: eeek: eeek:)

And at 2 in the morning her 22 year old daughter arrived naked in my bed  Shocked: Shocked:. She sleepwalks   noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2012, 03:00:32 PM
Bugger me! What a party  eeek:

The JLV thrust me in the direction of the local divorcee  eyes: eyes: eyes:  who had placed herself under the mistletoe  eeek: eeek:

After everyone had left or gone to bed the JLV and I were knocking back the collapso when she confessed she had "a lover" in London (yes she is married and a vicar  eeek: eeek: eeek:)

And at 2 in the morning her 22 year old daughter arrived naked in my bed  Shocked: Shocked:. She sleepwalks   noooo: noooo: noooo:


Well, she wouldn't do it while awake would she???  point:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2012, 03:02:50 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: GROWLER on December 22, 2012, 04:00:32 PM
Bugger me! What a party  eeek:

The JLV thrust me in the direction of the local divorcee  eyes: eyes: eyes:  who had placed herself under the mistletoe  eeek: eeek:

After everyone had left or gone to bed the JLV and I were knocking back the collapso when she confessed she had "a lover" in London (yes she is married and a vicar  eeek: eeek: eeek:)

And at 2 in the morning her 22 year old daughter arrived naked in my bed  Shocked: Shocked:. She sleepwalks   noooo: noooo: noooo:


Well, she wouldn't do it while awake would she???  point:

+1 LMCO!  happy001
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2012, 04:05:13 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 22, 2012, 04:20:40 PM
Poor girl.....going from a sleep walk to waking up in a night terror  noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2012, 04:24:17 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2012, 08:54:36 PM
Miss D.............. rubschin:



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Title: Re: Christmas parties
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2012, 08:58:45 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: