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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2012, 11:25:41 AM
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Right Miss C has started handing out the bubbles cloud9:
We have some beers in !
I'll sort out some nibbles .
Miss T is on the decks
Growler has his Father Christmas suit on .
Let's party cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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No BM homebrew please ........ noooo:
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I'm on the till.... cloud9:
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I've got one of those things you blow down and it goes bigger like :thumbsup: (3 posts, didn't take long did it!)
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I've got one of those things you blow down and it goes bigger like :thumbsup: (3 posts, didn't take long did it!)
Overdraft ? rubschin:
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I've got one of those things you blow down and it goes bigger like :thumbsup: (3 posts, didn't take long did it!)
lol:
rubschin:
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Nick is standing under the mistletoe ...but someone has taped it off as a Norovirus area .....or something like that >>>> guaranteed to make you sick anyway lol:
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Let's get going then!!!! Miss D and BM on the dance floor please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqJTGljWQp4
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BM is being a party pooper noooo:
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Right Miss C has started handing out the bubbles cloud9:
We have some beers in !
I'll sort out some nipples .
Miss T is on the decks
Growler has his Father Christmas suit on .
Let's party cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
redface:
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BM is being a party pooper noooo:
BM is sulking coz there is no jelly n ice cream.......... noooo:
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Has he left already ?
Is this a new record ? rubschin:
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BM is being a party pooper noooo:
Grinch. ::)
I have gifts. The landlord just came round with a bottle of wine from his friends vineyard, a bottle of scotch and a huuuuuuuuge free range turkey from the farm. It is still warm, feathers and head still there too. Shall I bring them to the party?
Anyone any good at plucking?
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I'm not a good plucker ...more of a stuffer lol:
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lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:
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I can pluck. redface:
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We have a plucker and stuffer .....any takers on the sucker ?
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If I say me will that be too much for the boys to handle? rubschin:
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It's Christmas ...they are already near the edge - a little push should do it ;)
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okey doke. You stuff, Tipsy can pluck, and I shall do the sucking. :thumbsup:
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Is the defibrillator charged ? lol:
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lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: Who is going to give the kiss of life? If I am sucking someone else has to blow............... whistle:
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okey doke. You stuff, Tipsy can pluck, and I shall do the sucking. :thumbsup:
Shocked:
eyes:
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I shall help with the plucking. In my experience it is best to bury it into a pillow(case) so that bits don't fly everywhere while you are busy plucking away
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there is nothing worse than flying bits while you are plucking. It can get really messy.
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JOM is not the pheasant plucker,
He's the pheasant plucker's mate.
He's only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.
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got to go set up my equipment for tonight........keep the party going Miss D, I shall return soon.
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Righty O Miss T ...
So to games then....
Mmmmmm shall we start with guess whose or what is in the Christmas stockings ?
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Righty O Miss T ...
So to games then....
Mmmmmm shall we start with guess whose or what is in the Christmas stockings ?
Me! Thumbs:
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Hallo peeps! what's with all this fun and festivity then? It'll end in tears you know.
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redface:
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Hallo peeps! what's with all this fun and festivity then? It'll end in tears you know.
Not ours whistle:
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Hallo peeps! what's with all this fun and festivity then? It'll end in tears you know.
Not ours whistle:
lol:
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Who is making the punch ?
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Who is making the punch ?
I could punch somebody! cussing:
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Just been out for yet another bottle of fizz (neighbour party later) so I'll bung it in the fridge and start on the punch / mulled wine / mad mimosa razz:
What do the peeps prefer?
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Who is making the punch ?
I could punch somebody! cussing:
They will be jelly later ..............calm down .......... whistle:
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Shocked:
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Just been to the pub.... London Pride like... Thumbs:
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Can i have fizz please ?
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Shocked:
get up on your feet soldier. whole night of partying to go. Thumbs:
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Can i have fizz please ?
where is the bar staff?
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Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?
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We're not that stupid whistle:
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Can i have fizz please ?
where is the bar staff?
They were watching you sort out yer privates get up on your feet soldier.
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Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?
Not when they are tied to the bed whistle:
Go on girls ~ admit you've tried it at least once.
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Shocked:
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Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?
Not when they are tied to the bed whistle:
Go on girls ~ admit you've tried it at least once.
Handcuffs is best, like...
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Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?
Not when they are tied to the bed whistle:
Go on girls ~ admit you've tried it at least once.
Snoopy is fishing on Christmas Eve lol:
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Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?
Not when they are tied to the bed whistle:
Go on girls ~ admit you've tried it at least once.
Handcuffs is best, like...
Nah ~ Silk scarves win every time, they can slip out of them when they really want to. eyes:
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Are any of you laydees sleepwalkers?
Not when they are tied to the bed whistle:
Go on girls ~ admit you've tried it at least once.
Snoopy is fishing on Christmas Eve lol:
Nope! But that is my traditional way to spend a couple of hours on Boxing Day morning ~ Pike Fishing ...... BUT only if there has been a frost.
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Bugger I missed the party.
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It had to be done (http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=1177/clientId=299/?mId=50777650.3)
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It had to be done (http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=1177/clientId=299/?mId=50777650.3)
happy002
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point:
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It had to be done (http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=1177/clientId=299/?mId=50777650.3)
I love you JOM cloud9:
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It had to be done (http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=1177/clientId=299/?mId=50777650.3)
I love you JOM cloud9:
eeek:
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Brilliant :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Misses C and D scrub up well
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And Rev Flowers is there too :thumbsup:
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You ALL appear to be quite bendy eeek:
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I think you mean bent
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It had to be done (http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=1177/clientId=299/?mId=50777650.3)
I love you JOM cloud9:
Shocked: It was supposed to be our little secret
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Brilliant :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
There was a pic of you on these boards but I thought you get enough stick as it is without me adding it to a video of elves :thumbsup:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Brilliant :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
There was a pic of you on these boards but I thought you get enough stick as it is without me adding it to a video of elves :thumbsup:
Most kind :thumbsup:
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He's shorter than the average elf
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You ALL appear to be quite bendy eeek:
Awaits ancient anecdotes of ballet dancers..... ::)
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It had to be done (http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=1177/clientId=299/?mId=50777650.3)
:thumbsup:
Is there a secret code to add the first person shooter splatterfest element? It is so needed.
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Very clever, if a tad loud! Thumbs:
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Excellent lol: cloud9:
Got me bopping already lol:
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disney fantasia dance of the hours 3 hippopotamus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjPDS8Jp1E#)
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disney fantasia dance of the hours 3 hippopotamus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjPDS8Jp1E#)
scared:
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Nick >>>>> NickSick
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Shrugs:
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He is obsessed by hippos noooo:
Maybe he has a crush on them rubschin:
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He is obsessed by hippos noooo:
Maybe he has a crush on them rubschin:
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Something like that ;)
:thumbsup:
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Shrugs:
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Is it time yet........ rubschin:
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Is it time yet........ rubschin:
Thumbs:
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It had to be done (http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=1177/clientId=299/?mId=50777650.3)
Just found this JOM brilliant well done :thumbsup:
Don't understand how I missed it ... redface:
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Ive just watch the balloon dog making man video... missed that. :thumbsup:
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Ive just watch the balloon dog making man video... missed that. :thumbsup:
The balloon man making dog was better.
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Pedantry gone mad noooo:
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I would venture to suggest that Darwin could also be labelled punctilious . . . . rubschin:
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I would venture to suggest that Darwin could also be labelled punctilious . . . . rubschin:
cloud9:
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We didn't have werds that long at Bog Street Comprehensive...... sad24:
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We didn't have werds that long at Bog Street Comprehensive...... sad24:
No doubt you had equally little opportunity to use them. pathead:
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We didn't have werds that long at Bog Street Comprehensive...... sad24:
No doubt you had equally little opportunity to use them. pathead:
yes... redface:
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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Free bar, Baldy on wok food and Miss D on voddy :thumbsup:
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midnight..... redface:
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midday..... redface:
noooo:
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midday..... redface:
noooo:
::)
Starting at six.... I don't stand a chance.... noooo:
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midday..... redface:
noooo:
::)
Starting at six.... I don't stand a chance.... noooo:
It will be your big chance to make up for Christmas day Thumbs: You'll be in trouble if you've had a preprandial libation nonono: And don't forget the port
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midday..... redface:
noooo:
::)
Starting at six.... I don't stand a chance.... noooo:
It will be your big chance to make up for Christmas day Thumbs: You'll be in trouble if you've had a preprandial libation nonono: And don't forget the port
You putting him on a boat....... rubschin:
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midday..... redface:
noooo:
::)
Starting at six.... I don't stand a chance.... noooo:
It will be your big chance to make up for Christmas day Thumbs: You'll be in trouble if you've had a preprandial libation nonono: And don't forget the port
I won't forget the port or the duck.... ::)
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midday..... redface:
noooo:
::)
Starting at six.... I don't stand a chance.... noooo:
It will be your big chance to make up for Christmas day Thumbs: You'll be in trouble if you've had a preprandial libation nonono: And don't forget the port
I won't forget the port or the duck.... ::)
I will use this opportunity to send my early apologies to Miss Aon behalf of BM - if he misbehaves give him a gentle (but swift) tap around the ear.......................permission fully granted
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midday..... redface:
noooo:
::)
Starting at six.... I don't stand a chance.... noooo:
It will be your big chance to make up for Christmas day Thumbs: You'll be in trouble if you've had a preprandial libation nonono: And don't forget the port
I won't forget the port or the duck.... ::)
I will use this opportunity to send my early apologies to Miss Aon behalf of BM - if he misbehaves give him a gentle (but swift) tap around the ear.......................permission fully granted
Thanks for your confidence in me.... ::)
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midday..... redface:
noooo:
::)
Starting at six.... I don't stand a chance.... noooo:
It will be your big chance to make up for Christmas day Thumbs: You'll be in trouble if you've had a preprandial libation nonono: And don't forget the port
I won't forget the port or the duck.... ::)
I will use this opportunity to send my early apologies to Miss Aon behalf of BM - if he misbehaves give him a gentle (but swift) tap around the ear.......................permission fully granted
Thanks for your confidence in me.... ::)
But,but,but, but.............................
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Are we having a new year do ...... rubschin:
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I'm starting early with Swillmore and Miss A - not sure I will make midday..... redface:
noooo:
::)
Starting at six.... I don't stand a chance.... noooo:
It will be your big chance to make up for Christmas day Thumbs: You'll be in trouble if you've had a preprandial libation nonono: And don't forget the port
I won't forget the port or the duck.... ::)
I will use this opportunity to send my early apologies to Miss Aon behalf of BM - if he misbehaves give him a gentle (but swift) tap around the ear.......................permission fully granted
Thanks for your confidence in me.... ::)
But,but,but, but.............................
Yes....? Popcorn:
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So what time are we all sposed to jointly sing Auld Lang Syne and let off illegal fireworks we got from a man in the market? Midnight Greenwich time (proper new year like), Smugger midnight (10pm for real people) or some fudge in between?
Like any of us would take part that is
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So what time are we all sposed to jointly sing Auld Lang Syne and let off illegal fireworks we got from a man in the market? Midnight Greenwich time (proper new year like), Smugger midnight (10pm for real people) or some fudge in between?
Like any of us would take part that is
Both........ Thumbs: Thumbs:
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So what time are we all sposed to jointly sing Auld Lang Syne and let off illegal fireworks we got from a man in the market? Midnight Greenwich time (proper new year like), Smugger midnight (10pm for real people) or some fudge in between?
Like any of us would take part that is
I think we did it twice last year! rubschin:
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noooo:
Maybe we should ignore the whole thing. Stick a peg in the clock and pretend it's still 2013 until we pass the 200,000 post barrier
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So what time are we all sposed to jointly sing Auld Lang Syne and let off illegal fireworks we got from a man in the market? Midnight Greenwich time (proper new year like), Smugger midnight (10pm for real people) or some fudge in between?
Like any of us would take part that is
I think we did it twice last year! rubschin:
Snigger ..... redface:
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So what time are we all sposed to jointly sing Auld Lang Syne and let off illegal fireworks we got from a man in the market? Midnight Greenwich time (proper new year like), Smugger midnight (10pm for real people) or some fudge in between?
Like any of us would take part that is
I think we did it twice last year! rubschin:
Snigger ..... redface:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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You are hardly one to talk BM, if it had been someone else who made the comment you'd have probably said exactly the same thing as Apey. point:
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You are hardly one to talk BM, if it had been someone else who made the comment you'd have probably said exactly the same thing as Apey. point:
redface: