Post by: Snoopy on December 25, 2012, 01:01:42 PM
Thanks.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 25, 2012, 06:17:05 PM
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2012, 06:27:45 PM
Post by: Snoopy on December 25, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
Post by: GROWLER on December 26, 2012, 10:03:45 AM
Must be because it's boxing day p'raps? whistle:
NOT your fault BM, and i for one appreciate what you do for us's. cloud9:
I shall be ordering more stuff of Amazon shortly btw. whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2013, 03:02:00 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 03:04:42 PM
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 03:07:41 PM
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 03:08:56 PM
Pants noooo:
Keep your mind on your werk please ::)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 03:11:31 PM
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 03:31:02 PM
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 03:32:55 PM
I'm very disappointed with iPage and we should really move to a new host.
However, our daily posts have been in decline for the past year... We had the following number of posts on the site: -
2008 - 70,117
2009 - 70,139
2010 - 66,902
2011 - 76,005
2012 - 58,440
Perhaps this is a 'chicken and egg' scenario with the site problems resulting in fewer posts, perhaps it is because we have lost Wenchy; Snoopy and Miss T have been poorly, Miss D and others have been under pressure at work resulting in fewer posts during working hours... I'm not sure. Bottom line is that we need ~200 posts per day for the site to feel vibrant and interesting and we're not hitting anywhere near that at the moment.
Financially, we made £42.60 from Amazon clicks since January 2012. Go figure who is funding it...
The bottom line is that it will costs a whole lot more money and effort on my part to move the site to another host. At the moment, I'm not convinced that there is the enthusiasm on the site to make that worthwhile.
I welcome your comments - if anybody wants to take on the management of the site I'd be happy to hand 'the keys' over - perhaps somebody else can breathe new life into it...?
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2013, 03:40:23 PM
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 03:47:20 PM
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 03:48:52 PM
New members....... rubschin:
We've been struggling with new members since the start - I'm not sure if it is because of the content or the strange werds we use (like werds) or because most here don't want their friends and families to read the posts...
Bottom line is we have had very few new members 'stick' and become regular posters... apart from you and baldy of course... ::)
Post by: Misty on January 14, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
I think it is difficult for new members to join in as we all seem very close now and a bit cliquey. We all did try to welcome Slosh the other day. Its like a family on here now (albeit a disfunctional one) so I think it can be quite intimidating for new folks.
Are there many new mambers who haven't posted?
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 04:01:00 PM
Don't go eeek: whatever would we do without you behind the bar?! sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
I think it is difficult for new members to join in as we all seem very close now and a bit cliquey. We all did try to welcome Slosh the other day. Its like a family on here now (albeit a disfunctional one) so I think it can be quite intimidating for new folks.
Are there many new mambers who haven't posted?
We do get new members that don't post - like Baldy's mate the other night...
I've never been able to understand why people go through the rigmarole of joining up, get approved (by me) and then don't bother posting. I generally delete them after a couple of months...
Currently we have three members that have joined but never posted and another three that have joined yet posted only once...
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 04:09:18 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2013, 04:10:30 PM
We should get Miss D's BF to sign up Popcorn:
Braile keyboard........ rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 04:14:45 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 04:31:49 PM
We should get Miss D's BF to sign up Popcorn:
Braile keyboard........ rubschin:
Fecker lol:
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2013, 05:09:56 PM
Can you attract more adverts that pay p'raps?
PITA, but if it'll help the finances a bit? rubschin:
Would it help if I started talking Queens English, rather than the shite I normally type that you ladies and gentlemen seem to have adopted now too? redface:
Ban the use of the word 'like'? rubschin:
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 14, 2013, 05:30:52 PM
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
I like like, like.
It is indeed a most inoffensive and most likeable word, like, but p'raps such speech does indeed put some new members off? rubschin:
Most browsers must think we're in the main, retarded. whistle:
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
So I wasn't imagining the gubberation a couple of weeks ago when I got told off? noooo:
Can you attract more adverts that pay p'raps?
PITA, but if it'll help the finances a bit? rubschin:
Would it help if I started talking Queens English, rather than the shite I normally type that you ladies and gentlemen seem to have adopted now too? redface:
Ban the use of the word 'like'? rubschin:
We tried adding the ads but nobody clicked them so it was a waste of time....
Post by: Pastis on January 14, 2013, 06:28:19 PM
Most browsers must think we're in the main, retarded. whistle:
You mean Chrome, Explorer, Safari etc think? scared2:
Post by: Misty on January 14, 2013, 08:28:23 PM
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 08:30:27 PM
is there anything we can do to help?
noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 09:00:42 PM
Agreed? Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2013, 09:06:41 PM
So, given the lack of alternative suggestions... I suggest we have a mahoosive party and close the doors on the VOP for the last time on January 31st...
Agreed? Thumbs:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Just One More on January 14, 2013, 09:09:36 PM
So, given the lack of alternative suggestions... I suggest we have a mahoosive party and close the doors on the VOP for the last time on January 31st...
Agreed? Thumbs:
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Misty on January 14, 2013, 09:42:17 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2013, 09:44:26 PM
So, given the lack of alternative suggestions... I suggest we have a mahoosive party and close the doors on the VOP for the last time on January 31st...
Agreed? Thumbs:
Look here, if it's the early bed jokes then you have to sort it locally.
If it is a funding question, I could probably find a few bob from the CAP subsidy, although it has been a bad year . . . .
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 10:04:36 PM
I am happy to contribute to costs
Post by: Misty on January 14, 2013, 11:42:34 PM
how about an after hours club/nightclub? ,.....seriously shrugs:
Post by: Baldy on January 14, 2013, 11:50:10 PM
Also miss D. sad24:
how about an after hours club/nightclub? ,.....seriously shrugs:
Nick the Russian has got one of those....and he has plenty of dosh.
You laydees could werk there, he pays good munny. whistle:
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 09:04:45 AM
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum
Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?
How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?
Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:
I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2013, 09:30:42 AM
Suggestedn it a couple of times.
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum
Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?
How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?
Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:
I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:
Most of the time, I have some idea what you are talking about, sadly not this time. noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 10:07:33 AM
Suggestedn it a couple of times.
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum
Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?
How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?
Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:
I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:
Most of the time, I have some idea what you are talking about, sadly not this time. noooo:
Translation:
Growler thinks we should move the site to Proboards - a free hosting site which is paid for by advertising on the forum.
Further, he thinks we should delete all the non-active posters we have registered.
And lastly, he was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there - but I have no idea what that means I'm afraid... lol:
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 10:52:23 AM
So they general consensus is that we shouldn’t shut the forum down then…? lol:
I just worry that without new blood on the board we are heading towards a slow, lingering death as the posts dry up… All these problems don’t help either – I’m sick of communication with the technical support people every time it packs up… I don’t really want to go through the shag and hassle (and extra expense) of moving the board yet again only to find there is nobody here posting after…
So I guess there are two issues – the performance of the board and the lack of posts.
I’m not sure how we get new people on board or get them to ‘stick’ once they are here – I know of two people who are regular readers of the board, who enjoy the content yet have never signed-up. Shrugs: Any ideas for enthusiastic new members would be greatly appreciated… We really need another Wenchy or two that can keep things interesting during the daytime...
Perhaps I need a break - six years, 73,000 posts, 1,200 new topics and a staggering 374 days on-line so far – I should really get out more! I do try to 'keep the board going' as does Snoopy when his health allows but there is only so much you can do and I know from other boards how boring it is when a single poster has made the last comment on every thread (yes, even somebody as witty, smart, intelligent and not to mention handsome as my good self)...
I think I might take a week or so away from the board and search for alternative hosts. I’ll come back refreshed and if you are still all enthusiastic about it we can all jointly decide if we want to go through the disruption of moving again and pay the extra costs – whatever they might be.
Growler: the problem we have is that while our active membership numbers are low, we do make lots of ‘hits’ on the server. Also, as we’ve been around a while we get a huge number of ‘visitors’ which again impact our performance and bandwidth. In December for instance we had 790,000 ‘hits’ on the site.
While these hosts promise ‘unlimited’ bandwidth they soon start to complain when we hit such high numbers.
I have some software which promises to reduce the impact of the ‘visitors’ (mostly spambots) – I’ll spend some time in the background seeing if I can get it to work which might perhaps ease the issues with our current host…
[EDIT] I finished writing this off-line and the power failed here – this is the auto-saved version which doesn’t make quite as much sense as the final probably – you get the gist of my thoughts though I’m sure…
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2013, 12:42:22 PM
I think I might take a week or so away from the board and see how many new members that brings in.whistle:
I think I speak for us all when I say that we do appreciate your efforts and greatly enjoy the banter and bonhomie in here.
Perhaps we misunderstood your real frustration when dealing with IT support at the host, I certainly thought you were enjoying 'kicking against the pricks' and providing us all with a laugh at their expense.
On the subject of expense, you really ought to get that Donate button fixed. Perhaps you could also start selling peerages?
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 02:02:27 PM
I think I might take a week or so away from the board and see how many new members that brings in.whistle:
I think I speak for us all when I say that we do appreciate your efforts and greatly enjoy the banter and bonhomie in here.
Perhaps we misunderstood your real frustration when dealing with IT support at the host, I certainly thought you were enjoying 'kicking against the pricks' and providing us all with a laugh at their expense.
On the subject of expense, you really ought to get that Donate button fixed. Perhaps you could also start selling peerages?
Arise Sir Darwin Sir! Thumbs:
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:03:17 PM
Suggestedn it a couple of times.
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum
Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?
How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?
Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:
I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:
Most of the time, I have some idea what you are talking about, sadly not this time. noooo:
Humph. evil:
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 05:05:45 PM
Suggestedn it a couple of times.
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum
Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?
How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?
Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:
I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:
Most of the time, I have some idea what you are talking about, sadly not this time. noooo:
Humph. evil:
Did you have a problem getting in Growler...? rubschin:
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:17:37 PM
No.
My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 05:22:24 PM
In here? rubschin:
No.
My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:
okay...
The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all... rubschin:
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:27:29 PM
In here? rubschin:
No.
My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:
okay...
The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all... rubschin:
So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now? sad24: Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 05:40:34 PM
In here? rubschin:
No.
My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:
okay...
The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all... rubschin:
So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now? sad24: Shrugs:
It let you in! Thumbs:
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:43:06 PM
In here? rubschin:
No.
My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:
okay...
The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all... rubschin:
So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now? sad24: Shrugs:
It let you in! Thumbs:
Im cofluslicated now. confused:
You said it blocked me, then you say it let me in? Shrugs:
Wozat all about then ey, exactly like? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 05:45:44 PM
In here? rubschin:
No.
My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:
okay...
The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all... rubschin:
So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now? sad24: Shrugs:
It let you in! Thumbs:
Im cofluslicated now. confused:
You said it blocked me, then you say it let me in? Shrugs:
Wozat all about then ey, exactly like? rubschin:
Well, you are here so it obviously let you in! Thumbs:
But the log says it denied a number of requests from your browser... prolly some AOHell malarkey I spect.... whistle:
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:53:58 PM
In here? rubschin:
No.
My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:
okay...
The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all... rubschin:
So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now? sad24: Shrugs:
It let you in! Thumbs:
Im cofluslicated now. confused:
You said it blocked me, then you say it let me in? Shrugs:
Wozat all about then ey, exactly like? rubschin:
Well, you are here so it obviously let you in! Thumbs:
But the log says it denied a number of requests from your browser... prolly some AOHell malarkey I spect.... whistle:
Only until April 21st. :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on January 15, 2013, 06:31:51 PM
I think I might take a week or so away from the board and see how many new members that brings in.whistle:
I think I speak for us all when I say that we do appreciate your efforts and greatly enjoy the banter and bonhomie in here.
Perhaps we misunderstood your real frustration when dealing with IT support at the host, I certainly thought you were enjoying 'kicking against the pricks' and providing us all with a laugh at their expense.
^^^ What Sir Selection said ^^^
Well, thanks for all your enthusiastic responses and thanks JOM for the £20 donation – much appreciated! cloud9:
I could of sworn I ticked the "No Publicity" box, I have a reputation of being a tight arsed Northerner to uphold you know ;)
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 07:02:37 PM
I think I might take a week or so away from the board and see how many new members that brings in.whistle:
I think I speak for us all when I say that we do appreciate your efforts and greatly enjoy the banter and bonhomie in here.
Perhaps we misunderstood your real frustration when dealing with IT support at the host, I certainly thought you were enjoying 'kicking against the pricks' and providing us all with a laugh at their expense.
^^^ What Sir Selection said ^^^Well, thanks for all your enthusiastic responses and thanks JOM for the £20 donation – much appreciated! cloud9:
I could of sworn I ticked the "No Publicity" box, I have a reputation of being a tight arsed Northerner to uphold you know ;)
No... ::)
Can you mention this on the pub please - so the laydees think I am free with me munny like?
whistle:
Post by: Just One More on January 15, 2013, 07:09:53 PM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 07:10:37 PM
lol: (bar steward)
tsk, tsk... noooo:
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 11:07:03 PM
Not as though there are a squillion members trying to get in either ey, so bandwidth or whatever you call it shouldn't be a problem I'd have thought (with my extremely limited knowlege on such matters, granted. redface:)
I know the ads are a bit of a of a pita, but they don't really distract on my lickle one from my experience, and you can customise them to your own design...ish too.
Like this place, sheeples can only join by request and approval too. :thumbsup:
Only a suggestion like, so don't be offended. angel1
Post by: Al on January 15, 2013, 11:12:46 PM
I urge you all to continue with this forum and get posting. I can't act my own advie as I cannot post from work which is most of the time.
I do enjoy your contributions.
I will try harder to add to the board.
BTW - I am not Kim!
Post by: Misty on January 15, 2013, 11:24:37 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2013, 11:39:07 PM
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 11:47:31 PM
Welcome Al :thumbsup:
It's not Al Murray is it? eeek: :thumbsup: cloud9:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2013, 06:11:24 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 16, 2013, 06:47:50 AM
I'm assuming it's Al, or is it A.I (artificial semination) or even A1 that well known car park
Oh, and by god the posts would really rocket iin here if you were Kim lol:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 16, 2013, 07:02:23 AM
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:04:10 AM
Good news is that overnight we didn't have any 'new members' join up... Thumbs:
That means the new software is keeping the spammers away.
Hopefully, it won't eliminate new members like Al! cloud9:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 16, 2013, 07:08:23 AM
Morning One, All and Al. Just for the record, the internet keeps dropping here and have to move to 3g back up. This is reducing the amount ofcrastuff I can post.
Morning One, All and Al. Just for the record, the internet keeps dropping here and have to move to 3g back up. This is reducing the amount ofcrastuff I can post.
Actually, apart from it being 20 degrees colder, this must be just what living in Cypress is like. angel1
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:11:38 AM
Morning One, All and Al. Just for the record, the internet keeps dropping here and have to move to 3g back up. This is reducing the amount ofcrastuff I can post.Morning One, All and Al. Just for the record, the internet keeps dropping here and have to move to 3g back up. This is reducing the amount ofcrastuff I can post.
Actually, apart from it being 20 degrees colder, this must be just what living in Cypress is like. angel1
Cyprus... ::)
Post by: Misty on January 16, 2013, 07:26:43 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 16, 2013, 07:31:25 AM
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:39:47 AM
If she has, then she's been out of for years ;)
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 10:29:32 AM
Welcome Al :thumbsup:
It's not Al Murray is it? eeek: :thumbsup: cloud9:
It's Al Qaeda silly. ::)
Welcome Al, perhaps your contribution will tempt some of the other quiet ones out of the shadows. ;)
Post by: GROWLER on January 16, 2013, 05:47:19 PM
Welcome Al :thumbsup:
It's not Al Murray is it? eeek: :thumbsup: cloud9:
It's Al Qaeda silly. ::)
Welcome Al, perhaps your contribution will tempt some of the other quiet ones out of the shadows. ;)
Yup.I might consider coming out of me shell a bit more, this is true. :thumbsup:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 16, 2013, 06:54:42 PM
If she has, then she's been out of for years ;)
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
evil: Oi be nice you 're supposed to be encouraging new posters... besides I've got toooothache so stop picking on me.
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 16, 2013, 07:51:35 PM
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 08:45:36 PM
If she has, then she's been out of for years ;)
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
evil: Oi be nice you 're supposed to be encouraging new posters... besides I've got toooothache so stop picking on me.
Is it safe...? eveilgrin:
Is It Safe? - Marathon Man (4/8) Movie CLIP (1976) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A#ws)
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 08:53:30 PM
Quote from: Nick
TEll all the gerls so they'll think I amnot a mongfree with my munny like... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Post by: GROWLER on January 17, 2013, 11:19:45 AM
Nick sent me twenty quid! Shocked:Quote from: NickTEll all the gerls so they'll think I amnot a mongfree with my munny like... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Bloody tight wad. evil:
He's piggin' minted! eeek:
Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:
Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:
Post by: GROWLER on January 17, 2013, 01:15:50 PM
You were trying to go to www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com)
13:14 today.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 17, 2013, 01:43:11 PM
Sorry redface:
sad32: Owwww! Emergency appointment at 3.30 this afternoon.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 17, 2013, 01:44:00 PM
If she has, then she's been out of for years ;)
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
evil: Oi be nice you 're supposed to be encouraging new posters... besides I've got toooothache so stop picking on me.
Is it safe...? eveilgrin:
Is It Safe? - Marathon Man (4/8) Movie CLIP (1976) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A#ws)
sad32: sad32: sad32:
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2013, 01:48:17 PM
The web address you entered could not be found[more information]
You were trying to go to www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com)
13:14 today.
Noted ~ Thanks.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2013, 08:09:40 PM
If she has, then she's been out of for years ;)
drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
evil: Oi be nice you 're supposed to be encouraging new posters... besides I've got toooothache so stop picking on me.
Is it safe...? eveilgrin:
Is It Safe? - Marathon Man (4/8) Movie CLIP (1976) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A#ws)
sad32: sad32: sad32:
If you ask Misty nicely I'm sure she would pay BM a visit with one of APC's drills.... rubschin:
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 05:30:58 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid! Shocked:Quote from: NickTEll all the gerls so they'll think I amnot a mongfree with my munny like... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:
Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:
Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on January 18, 2013, 06:38:35 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid! Shocked:Quote from: NickTEll all the gerls so they'll think I amnot a mongfree with my munny like... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:
Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:
Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:
Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars angel1
Post by: Pastis on January 18, 2013, 06:40:12 PM
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2013, 07:07:18 PM
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2013, 07:13:32 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid! Shocked:Quote from: NickTEll all the gerls so they'll think I amnot a mongfree with my munny like... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:
Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:
Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:
Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars angel1
The way BM explained it was the new software would block spammers etc. He also pointed out, on a previous member joining, that board approval was a further stage of entry into the site.
I therefore assume that the new software did not stop the spammer only to be followed by human input of board approval to allow them to take the next step to get on the site.
At what stage did it go wrong?
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 07:19:36 PM
So spammers can have names now too, or am I gerin mixed up with those spider bot things? redface:
How can you tell worra spammer is like?
Thought they had to post loads an' loads of shite before they could be identified? Shrugs:
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2013, 07:21:08 PM
WOW!
So spammers can have names now too, or am I gerin mixed up with those spider bot things? redface:
How can you tell worra spammer is like?
Thought they had to post loads an' loads of shite before they could be identified? Shrugs:
It's never worked in the past ;)
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2013, 08:12:56 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid! Shocked:Quote from: NickTEll all the gerls so they'll think I amnot a mongfree with my munny like... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:
Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:
Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:
Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars angel1
The way BM explained it was the new software would block spammers etc. He also pointed out, on a previous member joining, that board approval was a further stage of entry into the site.
I therefore assume that the new software did not stop the spammer only to be followed by human input of board approval to allow them to take the next step to get on the site.
At what stage did it go wrong?
At what stage................. rubschin: my guess BM.......... whistle:
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2013, 10:37:14 AM
Nick sent me twenty quid! Shocked:Quote from: NickTEll all the gerls so they'll think I amnot a mongfree with my munny like... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:
Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:
Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:
Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars angel1
The way BM explained it was the new software would block spammers etc. He also pointed out, on a previous member joining, that board approval was a further stage of entry into the site.
I therefore assume that the new software did not stop the spammer only to be followed by human input of board approval to allow them to take the next step to get on the site.
At what stage did it go wrong?
At what stage................. rubschin: my guess BM.......... whistle:
I think we are all aware that there are people in the internet community with nothing better to do than devote their energies and time to getting past any software designed to keep them out. They do it just to prove they can. Major companies, banks and governments across the world have teams devoted to stopping them but it has always been a game of catch up and probably always will be. Whatever software we can use will always be reactive rather than proactive as the designers of protective software are chasing rainbows. Fast as they detect and block something someone, somewhere, will find a way round it. BM and I have never claimed to be software designers, we simply use whatever we can find. We work as a team with each checking potential newbies. Some are genuine people who simply join and never post. Others are spammers, bot users, spiders et al. We can only do our best. The case in point was one that looked okay but further digging (because it was a strange name) revealed that someone using that name, which may or may not have been computer generated, had opened accounts with a number of forums across the world between the 15th and 18th of January this year..... That was enough to cause us to review the decision to admit them and after discussion we deleted the account. I hope that satisfies the conspiracy theorists among you.
Kerist on a Bike! You lot are making me sound like "Other Steve".
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 19, 2013, 12:49:13 PM
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2013, 01:06:57 PM
Post by: GROWLER on January 19, 2013, 01:59:02 PM
"Other Steve" has vanished...
From 'over the road' so to speak? eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2013, 05:03:27 PM
"Other Steve" has vanished...
From 'over the road' so to speak? eeek:
Indeed ~ In somewhat of a "marked manner". whistle:
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2013, 03:43:15 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid! Shocked:Quote from: NickTEll all the gerls so they'll think I amnot a mongfree with my munny like... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:
Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:
Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:
Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars angel1
The way BM explained it was the new software would block spammers etc. He also pointed out, on a previous member joining, that board approval was a further stage of entry into the site.
I therefore assume that the new software did not stop the spammer only to be followed by human input of board approval to allow them to take the next step to get on the site.
At what stage did it go wrong?
At what stage................. rubschin: my guess BM.......... whistle:
I think we are all aware that there are people in the internet community with nothing better to do than devote their energies and time to getting past any software designed to keep them out. They do it just to prove they can. Major companies, banks and governments across the world have teams devoted to stopping them but it has always been a game of catch up and probably always will be. Whatever software we can use will always be reactive rather than proactive as the designers of protective software are chasing rainbows. Fast as they detect and block something someone, somewhere, will find a way round it. BM and I have never claimed to be software designers, we simply use whatever we can find. We work as a team with each checking potential newbies. Some are genuine people who simply join and never post. Others are spammers, bot users, spiders et al. We can only do our best. The case in point was one that looked okay but further digging (because it was a strange name) revealed that someone using that name, which may or may not have been computer generated, had opened accounts with a number of forums across the world between the 15th and 18th of January this year..... That was enough to cause us to review the decision to admit them and after discussion we deleted the account. I hope that satisfies the conspiracy theorists among you.
Kerist on a Bike! You lot are making me sound like "Other Steve".
^^^ Wot he said^^^
Apart from the Other Steve bit - I never liked him.... noooo:
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2013, 11:25:05 AM
. . .Apart from the Other Steve bit - I never liked him.... noooo:eeek: Just cos I stole your pint all those years ago
Am off to get some harassment advice, I really need help at harassing ;)
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 11:26:46 AM
. . .Apart from the Other Steve bit - I never liked him.... noooo:eeek: Just cos I stole your pint all those years ago
Am off to get some harassment advice, I really need help at harassing ;)
Welcome! Thumbs:
A bad boy made me post that.... redface:
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2013, 11:37:51 AM
bad girls always better company than bad boys
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 11:41:47 AM
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 11:45:46 AM
Ah but a bad girl made me steal that pint
bad girls always better company than bad boys
Indeed, it was Nick... ::)
I've been hoisted by my own retard! happy001
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 11:49:17 AM
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 11:51:41 AM
I'd like to know how he managed to get the glass off you ...... Gorra grip like a python when it comes to a pint you have. ;)
Somebody had just dropped a fag into it... redface:
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 11:55:11 AM
I'd like to know how he managed to get the glass off you ...... Gorra grip like a python when it comes to a pint you have. ;)
Somebody had just dropped a fag into it... redface:
I see the point ~ Too wet to light eh?
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2013, 11:56:50 AM
. .Somebody had just dropped a fag into it... redface:yes that was the day i gave up smoking
anyway only needed it to top up my screenwash
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 11:58:23 AM
. .Somebody had just dropped a fag into it... redface:yes that was the day i gave up smoking
anyway only needed it to top up my screenwash
Marsden's Pedigree then ...... Screen wash prolly describes it perfectly sick2:
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 12:01:59 PM
I'd like to know how he managed to get the glass off you ...... Gorra grip like a python when it comes to a pint you have. ;)
Somebody had just dropped a fag into it... redface:
I see the point ~ Too wet to light eh?
Like the ones in the urinal.... noooo:
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2013, 12:04:05 PM
Good to see you again £$%^&ing, *&^%ing ?%$£ but I can't type that every time so Hellooooo SteveK and Welcome.cheers Snoopy
So no imported lager eh? I do hope there's one of these or I'll have to have a right sulk. Or would that be an Other sulk
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mercuryleisure.co.uk%2Fimages%2Frestored-bar-billiards-table-jelkes.jpg&hash=0eaa678b183942da106ff65c90776843ee363f49)
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 12:06:12 PM
Good to see you again £$%^&ing, *&^%ing ?%$£ but I can't type that every time so Hellooooo SteveK and Welcome.cheers Snoopy
So no imported lager eh? I do hope there's one of these or I'll have to have a right sulk. Or would that be an Other sulk
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mercuryleisure.co.uk%2Fimages%2Frestored-bar-billiards-table-jelkes.jpg&hash=0eaa678b183942da106ff65c90776843ee363f49)
Bar billiards! cloud9:
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 12:06:46 PM
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 12:09:21 PM
Oh yes we have Bar Billards ..... and Cribbage on Thursdays, Dominoes on Fridays as well as the Famous Celebrity Death Bingo which plays daily from 14th February.
Oh yes, he will need a CDB card! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2013, 03:56:53 PM
Which reminds me.....
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
ANd my excellent Mornington Crescent game.
Which reminds me.....
doh:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2013, 09:02:21 PM
ANd my excellent Mornington Crescent game.
Which reminds me.....
Double six whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 05:29:33 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2013, 06:06:11 PM
Gubbed here.......... evil:
PICNIC
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 06:17:08 PM
Gubbed here.......... evil:
PICNIC
No coz Miss T is also gubbed........ maybe our intermong connection......
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2013, 06:23:06 PM
ANd my excellent Mornington Crescent game......But that's the simplified version
I'd need the simplified simplified version redface:
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2013, 08:22:21 PM
Gubbed here.......... evil:
PICNIC
No coz Miss T is also gubbed........ maybe our intermong connection......
Mine has been the same.....They are upgrading the intermong but seem to be creating more shite rather than making it betterer. noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 04:05:33 PM
Gubbed here.......... evil:
PICNIC
No coz Miss T is also gubbed........ maybe our intermong connection......
Mine has been the same.....They are upgrading the intermong but seem to be creating more shite rather than making it betterer. noooo:
I had Intermong problems too....
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 04:07:41 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F2497372189.png&hash=5f5aed5513b83b227baf0aee6df85dece7a6ca18) (http://www.speedtest.net)
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2013, 04:11:56 PM
Holy fuck! Shocked:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F2497372189.png&hash=5f5aed5513b83b227baf0aee6df85dece7a6ca18) (http://www.speedtest.net)
OI potty mouth .......we have new members.......
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2013, 04:22:09 PM
Holy f censored: Shocked:Right can you sling an ethernet cable far enough over your fence for me to catch it. That's twice what I get here and we invented the interweb
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F2497372189.png&hash=5f5aed5513b83b227baf0aee6df85dece7a6ca18) (http://www.speedtest.net)
In a rare moment of good taste I decided to amend the quote, I will be going round later hiding all the table legs, they give people ideas you know. Mrs K's mail order burka may be next
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2013, 04:26:41 PM
Those Victorians were randy bastards :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 04:41:12 PM
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2013, 04:46:23 PM
Will try to find linky
Post by: GROWLER on February 11, 2013, 09:33:14 AM
Internet Explorer pop up message whilst on the footie thread! eeek:
What's that all ablout then ey? eeek:
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 09:34:47 AM
This page has an unspecified insecure link, would you like to continue? eeek:
Internet Explorer pop up message whilst on the footie thread! eeek:
What's that all ablout then ey? eeek:
I dunno, I'm not allowed in the Sports Bar.... rubschin:
I'll get Snoopy to check it out like... Thumbs:
Post by: GROWLER on February 11, 2013, 09:37:40 AM
This page has an unspecified insecure link, would you like to continue? eeek:
Internet Explorer pop up message whilst on the footie thread! eeek:
What's that all ablout then ey? eeek:
I dunno, I'm not allowed in the Sports Bar.... rubschin:
I'll get Snoopy to check it out like... Thumbs:
I didn't see any clicky linky thingies in there tbh.
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2013, 09:52:36 AM
Post by: GROWLER on February 11, 2013, 09:58:19 AM
I can't see it but then I use Firefox so don't tend to get Explorer's random messages. noooo:
First time it's ever happened tbh, and it hasn't occured since.
It'll be summat to do with aoHELL probably. ::)
I'm SSSSSSSSSSSSO looking forward to binning them on 21/04. cloud9:
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 10:22:50 AM
I can't see it but then I use Firefox so don't tend to get Explorer's random messages. noooo:
First time it's ever happened tbh, and it hasn't occured since.
It'll be summat to do with aoHELL probably. ::)
I'm SSSSSSSSSSSSO looking forward to binning them on 21/04. cloud9:
I think you have hit the nail on the head...
Your AoHell browser is the only one that flags up in the new software that we have to keep spammers out....
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2013, 03:01:27 PM
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 03:08:42 PM
wot the fk was that? couldn't get off admin login page.
I had to do a quick bit of maintenance so took the site off-line...
Normal service was resumed as soon as possible.... Thumbs:
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2013, 03:18:51 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 03:19:47 PM
wot the fk was that? couldn't get off admin login page.
I had to do a quick bit of maintenance so took the site off-line...
Normal service was resumed as soon as possible.... Thumbs:
*Taps nose*
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 03:20:19 PM
No prob. thought I'd fkd it. Thumbs:
Um... yes you did... but I managed to fix it.... whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 06:01:47 AM
After the site went down I contacted support and was told that there had been a major issue but it was now resolved...
I assured them that it was not resolved and got the problem escalated.
After six hours back and fourth I left them to it and went to bed (yes, at 8pm as usual ::)).
Anyhooo...
The site came live again at 03:48 my time.
I've checked the support logs and the bottom line is this: -
Quote
Hey Barman,
After thorough investigation with top-tier engineers on your website's issue, we found a reason to why your forum will not pull up properly.
At first, we thought the issue originated by your database overclocking the query limit, but after further research we found your database user to be the source of the problem. The error lies with the max user connections limit.
Somewhere in the script is keeping 10 or more concurrent connections of the database user open, making that go over the limit and therefore timeout.
Most codes close out connections automatically, but it looks like that is not that case with your code. The other possibility is that the site could just be getting an overwhelming amount of traffic.
Ultimately, this just looks like it's hitting limits with our system as it seems to require a lot more than what our shared servers allow.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I will do another check to be 100% sure- but at this point it does seem like it will not be something that we can directly help with.
Kindest Regards,
Kelsey S.
Executive Response Manager
I have responded saying that is very unhelpful and we need to work together to identify and resolve the issue or we will have to move on.
I'll keep you posted.
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 08:46:57 AM
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 10:16:11 AM
So that fuse I pulled out was nothing to do with it then
doh:
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 10:30:57 AM
So that fuse I pulled out was nothing to do with it then
If it was a short one ................it was Growlers............ whistle:
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2013, 10:31:56 AM
So that fuse I pulled out was nothing to do with it then
If it was a short one ................it was Growlers............ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 10:37:02 AM
So that fuse I pulled out was nothing to do with it then
If it was a short one ................it was Growlers............ whistle:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 11:24:12 AM
Quote
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
Must be catching
this fuse pulling outery
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 11:30:04 AM
Look what's just appeared at another place I frequent when I want the full £10 argumentQuoteConnection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
Must be catching
this fuse pulling outery
Those porn sites are always like that........... noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 11:31:20 AM
Look what's just appeared at another place I frequent when I want the full £10 argumentQuoteConnection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.
Must be catching
this fuse pulling outery
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 12:07:58 PM
It is not a porn site, they are very serious over there. I got accused of being anti catholicyesterday cos I posted that Paddington Bear for pope idea. And then there was that row about Nazis in the EU and the one about recycling.
So bad news all, I prefer it here.
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 12:10:46 PM
Fuse put back in there as well. But seems SMF forums are prone to this getting overloaded issue
It is not a porn site, they are very serious over there. I got accused of being anti catholicyesterday cos I posted that Paddington Bear for pope idea. And then there was that row about Nazis in the EU and the one about recycling.
So bad news all, I prefer it here.
I think our problem is with our host rather than the SMF software...
I've been chasing it down here... (http://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=497377.0)
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 01:44:27 PM
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 01:58:26 PM
D'ya want me to have 'a butchers' and sort it like? whistle:
Would you? Thumbs:
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 02:05:47 PM
D'ya want me to have 'a butchers' and sort it like? whistle:
Would you? Thumbs:
There.
It's currently werking again now.
Bish bosh, sorted :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 02:28:35 PM
D'ya want me to have 'a butchers' and sort it like? whistle:
Would you? Thumbs:
There.
It's currently werking again now.
Bish bosh, sorted :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 02:32:30 PM
D'ya want me to have 'a butchers' and sort it like? whistle:
Would you? Thumbs:
There.
It's currently werking again now.
Bish bosh, sorted :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
My pleasure. cloud9:
lol:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 13, 2013, 05:28:04 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2013, 09:34:37 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 11:32:40 PM
Out of curiosity are you running some sort of anagram software on here at the moment BM? Was just wondering about Tubal Viper Hut. rubschin:
Keep up...........there are 2 threads,,,,,,,,,,,,I know Cornwall is a bit behind the times......... whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2013, 11:42:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 11:49:15 PM
I'm a busy person, I don't have time to wade through all the bollocks posted on here. whistle:
Just miss BMs posts.............. :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2013, 11:51:49 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 11:55:41 PM
What about Nick's? rubschin:
YOU read them............ eeek:
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2013, 05:39:47 AM
Out of curiosity are you running some sort of anagram software on here at the moment BM? Was just wondering about Tubal Viper Hut. rubschin:
doh:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2013, 11:30:59 AM
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2013, 04:49:44 PM
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 04:50:26 PM
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2013, 04:50:52 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2013, 04:53:45 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2013, 04:57:05 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who said I was fucking useless so they fixed it! cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 05:02:21 PM
Ta BM Thumbs:
angel1
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2013, 06:26:38 PM
Yes, it crashed...I think you'll find that Ms Useless likes her name to be spelt with a capital U
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
oh and ta from me as well
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2013, 06:34:09 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
cloud9:
Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like. eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 06:43:21 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
cloud9:
Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like. eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:
Wha? Shrugs:
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2013, 06:45:32 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
cloud9:
Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like. eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:
Wha? Shrugs:
Not you you cock. Titch! Banghead
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 06:47:46 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
cloud9:
Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like. eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:
Wha? Shrugs:
Not you you cock. Titch! Banghead
h Moany....? He looks up to me.... cloud9:
... but then he looks up to everybody.... happy001
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2013, 06:48:48 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
cloud9:
Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like. eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:
Oh he's still a mongtard, but he has his uses - rather like a knackered old labrador with only a few teeth and arthritis. But as long as he barks at the occasional noise outside, you don't have the heart to have him put down lol:
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2013, 07:22:01 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
Duck tape or Denso tape rubschin:
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 07:24:41 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
Duck tape or Denso tape rubschin:
Duct...
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2013, 07:28:23 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
Duck tape or Denso tape rubschin:
Duct...
Or TARMAC even? cloud9:
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2013, 07:34:59 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
Duck tape or Denso tape rubschin:
Duct...
Duck (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=4&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=M97FZz3tCi75Euc7nQ9IDw&cp=9&gs_id=m6&xhr=t&q=duck+tape&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42768644,d.d2k&biw=1280&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=iRkpUdn5LoyU0QXmlIC4Bw)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2013, 07:38:57 PM
whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 07:39:28 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
Duck tape or Denso tape rubschin:
Duct...
Duck (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=4&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=M97FZz3tCi75Euc7nQ9IDw&cp=9&gs_id=m6&xhr=t&q=duck+tape&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42768644,d.d2k&biw=1280&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=iRkpUdn5LoyU0QXmlIC4Bw)
Duct (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape) lol:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2013, 07:40:30 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
Duck tape or Denso tape rubschin:
Duct...
Duck (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=4&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=M97FZz3tCi75Euc7nQ9IDw&cp=9&gs_id=m6&xhr=t&q=duck+tape&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42768644,d.d2k&biw=1280&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=iRkpUdn5LoyU0QXmlIC4Bw)
Duct (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape) lol:
You snooze you lose point:
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 07:41:05 PM
Yes, it crashed...
I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it! cloud9:
Duck tape or Denso tape rubschin:
Duct...
Duck (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=4&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=M97FZz3tCi75Euc7nQ9IDw&cp=9&gs_id=m6&xhr=t&q=duck+tape&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42768644,d.d2k&biw=1280&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=iRkpUdn5LoyU0QXmlIC4Bw)
Duct (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape) lol:
You snooze you lose point:
happy001
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 24, 2013, 08:32:12 PM
The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log.
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
Just tried to post and got this:
The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log.
PICNIC prolly.... whistle:
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2013, 09:06:10 PM
lol: lol: lol:Just tried to post and got this:
The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log.
PICNIC prolly.... whistle:
Maybe the server has popcorn in it.
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2013, 09:08:32 PM
lol: lol: lol:Just tried to post and got this:
The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log.
PICNIC prolly.... whistle:
Maybe the server has popcorn in it.
Like me Dyson! cussing:
Post by: Just One More on February 24, 2013, 09:13:47 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Foj8aqnn17%2Fvacuum_cleaner.jpg&hash=a2b081274237e60a8f62442c32e97b69f49af608) (http://postimage.org/image/oj8aqnn17/)
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2013, 09:16:06 PM
You need a better vacuum cleaner for next time LL is away like eeek: eeek: eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Foj8aqnn17%2Fvacuum_cleaner.jpg&hash=a2b081274237e60a8f62442c32e97b69f49af608) (http://postimage.org/image/oj8aqnn17/)
eyes:
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2013, 09:31:04 PM
lol: lol: lol:Just tried to post and got this:
The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log.
PICNIC prolly.... whistle:
Maybe the server has popcorn in it.
Like me Dyson! cussing:
Yeah even the dyson couldn't swallow it........... noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2013, 11:13:31 PM
Just tried to post and got this:
The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log.
Warning! Sensible post detected. Please insert irony or gratuitous insult to Growler or Nick.
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 06:26:20 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 26, 2013, 07:00:40 AM
Just tried to post and got this:
The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log.
Warning! Sensible post detected. Please insert irony or gratuitous insult to Growler or Nick.
That'll be it!
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 09:28:30 AM
After all the problems yesterday I finally bit the bullet and moved the site to a new host...
We had a lot of issues getting the file permissions from the old host (iPage) but we are now with a brand new organisation (Gray Webhost) and operating out of the DCS Pacific Star data center in San Francisco, California! WoooHooo! Party001
Unfortunately, iPage let us down with a database file and we therefore lost almost all of yesterday's wonderful posts - we'll just have to do it all again!
Best regards,
Your Humble Barman hattip:
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2013, 09:41:36 AM
Do i get compo, like, for distress?
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 09:42:52 AM
All my lovely posts lost sad24: sad24: sad24:
Do i get compo, like, for distress?
Yes of course... Thumbs:
I'll pay it out in Virtual Pounds.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2013, 09:44:38 AM
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 09:47:30 AM
And all LL's posts from yesterday have now gone too rubschin:
A sad consequence of the changes I'm afraid.... whistle:
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 02, 2013, 11:10:16 AM
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 11:55:12 AM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning rubschin:
Quote of the year! lol: lol: lol:
I think you could say that every day here.... whistle:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 12:28:44 PM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning rubschin:
Quote of the year! lol: lol: lol:
I think you could say that every day here.... whistle:
Any idea why I can't access the site on me old BlackBerry?
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 12:49:43 PM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning rubschin:
Quote of the year! lol: lol: lol:
I think you could say that every day here.... whistle:
Any idea why I can't access the site on me old BlackBerry?
I would guess that the BB DNS servers have not been updated yet...?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 01:21:58 PM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning rubschin:
Quote of the year! lol: lol: lol:
I think you could say that every day here.... whistle:
Any idea why I can't access the site on me old BlackBerry?
I would guess that the BB DNS servers have not been updated yet...?
That would appear to be it. How long might that take d'ya think?
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 01:42:24 PM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning rubschin:
Quote of the year! lol: lol: lol:
I think you could say that every day here.... whistle:
Any idea why I can't access the site on me old BlackBerry?
I would guess that the BB DNS servers have not been updated yet...?
That would appear to be it. How long might that take d'ya think?
Shouldn't take longer than 48 hours...
Can you set the DNS?
I changed my PC to google 8.8.8.8 as the local company here hadn't updated....
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 01:59:00 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2013, 02:13:06 PM
. . .we are now with a brand new organisation (Gay Webhost) . . .
rubschin:
Have you been in touch with them for a while?
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 02:14:35 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2013, 02:20:58 PM
Seems a bit slow....... whistle:scared:
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 02:29:33 PM
Seems a bit slow....... whistle:
cussing:
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2013, 03:00:14 PM
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 03:02:46 PM
Effin BT not updated their DNS mapping so can barely post until they do evil:
Use google's DNS 8.8.8.8 Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 03:03:03 PM
Effin BT not updated their DNS mapping so can barely post until they do evil:
Change it yourself..... :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Or even the IPv6 version 2001:4860:4860::8888Effin BT not updated their DNS mapping so can barely post until they do evil:
Use google's DNS 8.8.8.8 Thumbs:
But ta that DNS switch fixed it ta :thumbsup:. The site kept saying use the ipconfig /dnsflush chain to flush the DNS and no matter how much I yanked the chain eff all happened. All I could read was by contorting meself to get the 0.2G Vodaphone signal and read it on the phone.
Anyway back now
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 04:36:27 PM
Or even the IPv6 version 2001:4860:4860::8888Effin BT not updated their DNS mapping so can barely post until they do evil:
Use google's DNS 8.8.8.8 Thumbs:
But ta that DNS switch fixed it ta :thumbsup:. The site kept saying use the ipconfig /dnsflush chain to flush the DNS and no matter how much I yanked the chain eff all happened. All I could read was by contorting meself to get the 0.2G Vodaphone signal and read it on the phone.
Anyway back now
Excellent!
The local company here (Cyta) that I use (along with Apey and the lovely Miss T) have still not upgraded so 8.8.8.8 was the only way to get on-line this morning....
I have to say, these new people (Gray, not gay) are awesome! Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 06:18:56 PM
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 06:19:46 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 06:51:46 PM
Hopefully, everything will be okay by tomorrow....
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2013, 07:02:52 PM
An e-mail floods in from boogs... still unable to get in.... noooo:prolly on BT then
Hopefully, everything will be okay by tomorrow....
I thought she must be busy sewing buttons on like
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:06:43 PM
An e-mail floods in from boogs... still unable to get in.... noooo:prolly on BT then
Hopefully, everything will be okay by tomorrow....
I thought she must be busy sewing buttons on like
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:28:22 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 07:31:45 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Even betterer :thumbsup:
BM for PM!!!
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:35:46 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Even betterer :thumbsup:
BM for PM!!!
angel1
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 07:38:20 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Even betterer :thumbsup:
BM for PM!!!
Prize mong.......... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:39:38 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Even betterer :thumbsup:
BM for PM!!!
Prize mong.......... rubschin:
evil:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Even betterer :thumbsup:
BM for PM!!!
Prize mong.......... rubschin:
Is it a bird...no...
Is it a plane...no...
it's SuperMong!
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:47:30 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Even betterer :thumbsup:
BM for PM!!!
Prize mong.......... rubschin:
Is it a bird...no...
Is it a plane...no...
it's SuperMong!
That would be SM not PM you complete, utter, tiny spasticated mongtard.... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 07:49:42 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Even betterer :thumbsup:
BM for PM!!!
Prize mong.......... rubschin:
Is it a bird...no...
Is it a plane...no...
it's SuperMong!
That would be SM not PM you complete, utter, tiny spasticated mongtard.... ::)
So that's ......CUTSM.............. rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:55:22 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Even betterer :thumbsup:
BM for PM!!!
Prize mong.......... rubschin:
Is it a bird...no...
Is it a plane...no...
it's SuperMong!
That would be SM not PM you complete, utter, tiny spasticated mongtard.... ::)
So that's ......CUTSM.............. rubschin:
noooo:
I should have said 'complete, utter, neutered, titchy.... whistle:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 08:19:11 PM
It appears my DNS has updated lol:
yay! Party001:
And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Even betterer :thumbsup:
BM for PM!!!
Prize mong.......... rubschin:
Is it a bird...no...
Is it a plane...no...
it's SuperMong!
That would be SM not PM you complete, utter, tiny spasticated mongtard.... ::)
So that's ......CUTSM.............. rubschin:
noooo:
I should have said 'complete, utter, neutered, titchy.... whistle:
Potty mouth noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 10:54:36 PM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 06:29:42 AM
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:12:36 AM
It is all coming along nicely.... Sinister:
My aoHELL doesn't seem to agree with you.
Won't let me in, so I've reverted to Firefox.
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:13:47 AM
It is all coming along nicely.... Sinister:
My aoHELL doesn't seem to agree with you.
Won't let me in, so I've reverted to Firefox.
That is strange... rubschin:
Still, I don't think the aoHell browser is any loss - that is the one that sets off alarm bells here when you post....
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:16:47 AM
What "alarm bells when I post", or you just messin' like? eeek:
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:21:04 AM
I'll go back in there and copy what the message sez, and post it in here for you, yes?
What "alarm bells when I post", or you just messin' like? eeek:
No, I told you before....
When you post our software that rejects malicious attacks and spammers goes wild...
The aoHell browser obviously tries to access the site in a number of different ways each time you post - it always gets rejected (and you can still post) so it is no problem...
It is probably making your PC unnecessarily slow tho...
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:21:42 AM
DNS Change If you are seeing this message your DNS has not refreshed yet. You may manually refresh it by following the instructions here: http://www.whatsmydns.net/flush-dns.html (http://www.whatsmydns.net/flush-dns.html)
Administration Login
Username:Password:
Minutes to stay logged in:
I did...believe it or not lol:....manage to follow tjhose instructions via that whats me dna thingy, and it said i'd flushed all the shte or summat, but it clearly hadn't. Banghead
aoHELL's fault I reckon. evil:
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:24:28 AM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:24:49 AM
Here you go BM:
DNS Change If you are seeing this message your DNS has not refreshed yet. You may manually refresh it by following the instructions here: http://www.whatsmydns.net/flush-dns.html (http://www.whatsmydns.net/flush-dns.html)
Administration Login
Username:Password:
Minutes to stay logged in:
I did...believe it or not lol:....manage to follow tjhose instructions via that whats me dna thingy, and it said i'd flushed all the shte or summat, but it clearly hadn't. Banghead
aoHELL's fault I reckon. evil:
Yes, they obviously use their own DNS which has not updated yet.. Or more likely the aoHell browser needs a refresh to 'forget' where the pub used to be...
You are much betterer off with FireFox... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:25:26 AM
Won't be a problem for much longer anyway, as a very nice laydee eyes: from Virgin is coming to see me about connecting me cables up next month, later on this week. cloud9:
Bingo!
Then you can use any browser you like (hint firefox)
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:28:28 AM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:31:03 AM
What? You reckon I should even use Firefox even over Virgin (when it arrives next month) rubschin:
Yes!
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:32:27 AM
What? You reckon I should even use Firefox even over Virgin (when it arrives next month) rubschin:
Yes!
Why?
Is Virgin shite too? eeek: Shocked:
Please don't say yes now I've virtually made me mind up. angry041:
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:35:12 AM
What? You reckon I should even use Firefox even over Virgin (when it arrives next month) rubschin:
Yes!
Why?
Is Virgin shite too? eeek: Shocked:
Please don't say yes now I've virtually made me mind up. angry041:
No,
Virgin just provides the Internet connection....
You can use any browser or e-mail client that you choose - FireFox is one of the best browsers...
If Virgin do have a browser available it will be based on one of the well-known ones anyway (IE or Firefox) but will likely be loaded with extras that you don't need...
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:44:05 AM
No worries.
I'm a birof a Anna Log man meself you know, :thumbsup: and find all these new digi things, jargon and associated stuff a bit conflustterlicating. surrender:
Werkin' fine in 'ere, and that's all that matters ey? :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:51:06 AM
Oh I don't understand. Banghead
No worries.
I'm a birof a Anna Log man meself you know, :thumbsup: and find all these new digi things, jargon and associated stuff a bit conflustterlicating. surrender:
Werkin' fine in 'ere, and that's all that matters ey? :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2013, 09:12:25 AM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 09:16:45 AM
My phone is showing the same message it did yesterday morning, despite working fine in-between. rubschin: rubschin:
It can take a while for everything to catch up....
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 09:43:41 AM
My phone is showing the same message it did yesterday morning, despite working fine in-between. rubschin: rubschin:
It can take a while for everything to catch up....
Yea have to agree sadly. whistle:
Take me for instance! redface:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2013, 09:47:36 AM
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 09:59:40 AM
If it help Growler, we here are with Virgin and I use firefox to browse.
Can't you use Virgin to come in here/browse like I can with aoHELL then? confused:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 10:51:42 AM
This place is FREEKIN' fast as F. now geezer!! Shocked:
Thought it was all going to look different though tbh.
Thought you'd binned that simplemachines forums outfit, or have a imissed a trick here somewhere? confused:
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 10:53:18 AM
Bad Behavior has blocked 1265 access attempts in the last 7 days.
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 11:00:55 AM
a) it's not from Microsoft so it must be good no matter
b) it's feature shy and way too geeky
But everyone agrees AOL is shite.
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 11:19:04 AM
There are two schools of thought on Firefox Growler
a) it's not from Microsoft so it must be good no matter
b) it's feature shy and way too geeky
But everyone agrees AOL is shite.
Indeedeedodo.
Even the geezer what recommended it to me back in 2003 moved away from it in the end....'cus he also finally said it was shite! lol:
Virgin have guaranteed that their man who comes around to install the cables and set all the tv and stuff up will be able to firebomb it out of this thing, 'cus that has been one of my main concerns. eveilgrin:
Been told that they totally infect your PC, and can be extremelly difficult to eradicate.
They must have some special aoHELL eradication sweeper or summat. confused:
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 11:25:21 AM
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 11:32:41 AM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box?
Indeed. cloud9:
Just in time too, as this digi box of shite is verging on goosedism now. evil:
New battery's in the remote, and still slower than a very slow thing, plus it keeps freezing and crashing too.
Being nagged to get one of these fklat screen HD compatible tv's now though, but I've told the G's jnr thay can sod off. evil:
Me owld valve telly is stilll werkin' just fine thank you very much. cloud9:
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 11:32:47 AM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box?
Oh Steve, what have you done...? doh:
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 11:33:46 AM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box?
Indeed. cloud9:
Just in time too, as this digi box of shite is verging on goosedism now. evil:
New battery's in the remote, and still slower than a very slow thing, plus it keeps freezing and crashing too.
Being nagged to get one of these fklat screen HD compatible tv's now though, but I've told the G's jnr thay can sod off. evil:
Me owld valve telly is stilll werkin' just fine thank you very much. cloud9:
TiVo is as digi as fuck! point:
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 11:36:00 AM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box?
Indeed. cloud9:
Just in time too, as this digi box of shite is verging on goosedism now. evil:
New battery's in the remote, and still slower than a very slow thing, plus it keeps freezing and crashing too.
Being nagged to get one of these fklat screen HD compatible tv's now though, but I've told the G's jnr thay can sod off. evil:
Me owld valve telly is stilll werkin' just fine thank you very much. cloud9:
TiVo is as digi as fuck! point:
So's the digi box I've already got though. Shrugs:
They all are now it seems, even though i did ask do they do a special Anna Log cloud9: one....just for me like. noooo: cry:
Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2013, 11:56:22 AM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 12:04:08 PM
Hurrah, I'm finally in, bin trying for 36+hr's with that flush thing. I reckon there was a log jam around the u-bend :thumbsup:
Yay! JOM is here! Party001:
We've missed you like.... redface:
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 12:08:25 PM
Hurrah, I'm finally in, bin trying for 36+hr's with that flush thing. I reckon there was a log jam around the u-bend :thumbsup:
Yay! JOM is here! Party001:
We've missed you like.... redface:
Have we? Shrugs:
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 12:18:06 PM
Virgin ones are, I still have the Ana/Dig Mark 1 TiVo - still works and has a far better user interface than SkyAre you getting the Virgin TiVo box?
Indeed. cloud9:
Just in time too, as this digi box of shite is verging on goosedism now. evil:
New battery's in the remote, and still slower than a very slow thing, plus it keeps freezing and crashing too.
Being nagged to get one of these fklat screen HD compatible tv's now though, but I've told the G's jnr thay can sod off. evil:
Me owld valve telly is stilll werkin' just fine thank you very much. cloud9:
TiVo is as digi as fuck! point:
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2013, 12:26:57 PM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 12:31:49 PM
Are we still missing a Baldy......... rubschin:
Oh yes.... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2013, 01:35:50 PM
Are we still missing a Baldy......... rubschin:
Oh yes.... rubschin:
There was that bomb explosion the other night.......... eeek:
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 01:37:17 PM
Are we still missing a Baldy......... rubschin:
Oh yes.... rubschin:
There was that bomb explosion the other night.......... eeek:
eeek:
He finally got a virgin....
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2013, 02:38:28 PM
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 02:47:50 PM
Working again.
Ovee's? :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 02:52:07 PM
Working again.
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2013, 02:54:01 PM
Working again.
Shorts............... rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2013, 03:14:07 PM
Working again.
Shorts............... rubschin:
Of course!
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 03:18:06 PM
Working again.
Shorts............... rubschin:
Of course!
And they come down to your ankles! point:
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 07:26:29 PM
So Dunroamin and Dunfinding
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 07:46:45 PM
Have had to go back to the BT DNS server. Have to use that to get the lapsedtop to see the BT router's status etc. But BT has finally caught up with the VPs little journeys.
So Dunroamin and Dunfinding
Yup. AO HELL has seemingly caught up now too, but it's ded slow loading smileys up, so I've stayed on Firefox. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2013, 08:14:33 PM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:53:13 PM
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 12:28:50 PM
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2013, 12:50:25 PM
Never mind ~ they are prolly all out gamboling like spring lambs in the balmy spring like weather.
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 12:53:04 PM
rubschin: Perfick you say?
Never mind ~ they are prolly all out gamboling like spring lambs in the balmy spring like weather.
perfick! Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2013, 12:59:45 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything! Banghead
I have been werking sad24:
I want to go out and play in the sunny shine too sad32:
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 01:05:56 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything! Banghead
I have been werking sad24:
I want to go out and play in the sunny shine too sad32:
No! Stay there and post! cussing:
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2013, 01:14:17 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything! BangheadSorry I occasionally have this thing called "a life" you know. Vestigial though it may be redface:
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 01:20:45 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything! BangheadSorry I occasionally have this thing called "a life" you know. Vestigial though it may be redface:
redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2013, 02:25:18 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything! Banghead
If there are no 'problems' why would anybody post in the 'Problems with using the VP Site' thread?
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 02:56:56 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything! Banghead
If there are no 'problems' why would anybody post in the 'Problems with using the VP Site' thread?
doh:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 06, 2013, 05:08:08 PM
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 05:09:54 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fh0jzxmesd%2FGrandad_Lipscombe.jpg&hash=c53865dcd1794b4ec711931106f40a93414df563) (http://postimage.org/image/h0jzxmesd/)
Nope.... noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 05:31:24 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fh0jzxmesd%2FGrandad_Lipscombe.jpg&hash=c53865dcd1794b4ec711931106f40a93414df563) (http://postimage.org/image/h0jzxmesd/)
Nope.... noooo:
But you posted that in 1908. ::)
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2013, 05:56:51 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 05:58:22 PM
Did you mean posted or posed for Darwin? rubschin:
I can't remember.
Either would seem to do nicely. :thumbsup:
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 05:59:16 PM
Can't seem to post pictures - is there a problem?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQf2QCdYovGBwnckge7NZElDAPBMJFvAzAN9f1XR3Z7Cx4yFLq_UQ&hash=613f4beba0a363d7083f092693b61f6c9b0547dc)
Works for me whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 06:43:03 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fh0jzxmesd%2FGrandad_Lipscombe.jpg&hash=c53865dcd1794b4ec711931106f40a93414df563) (http://postimage.org/image/h0jzxmesd/)
Nope.... noooo:
But you posted that in 1908. ::)
I had hair then.... redface:
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:04:10 PM
Can't seem to post pictures - is there a problem?
No.
Here. I've done the self portrait for you. angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fa7qctx2rf%2Fimage.jpg&hash=589c63ae78885e407e4638a25aeecede03b615b4) (http://postimage.org/image/a7qctx2rf/)
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:06:31 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fwu4mio867%2Fkylie.jpg&hash=8fccca202b0d264f5d8793315c40c0c4df924cf0) (http://postimage.org/image/wu4mio867/)
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:08:27 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:08:49 PM
Can't seem to post pictures - is there a problem?
No.
Here. I've done the self portrait for you. angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fa7qctx2rf%2Fimage.jpg&hash=589c63ae78885e407e4638a25aeecede03b615b4) (http://postimage.org/image/a7qctx2rf/)
Snigger ........... whistle:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 06, 2013, 07:28:25 PM
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:33:57 PM
Is it coz I's black? rubschin:
Yes! point:
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:50:38 AM
Quote
Gray Web Host System Message:
03/10/2013 09:52 PM
Dear GWH Clients,
Recently, Gray Web Host has been the victim of several targeted distributed denial of service attacks. For this reason, we are upgrading our network equipment to better prevent such attacks. The maintenance has been scheduled for March 12 2013 at 11PM - March 13 2013 at 6AM PDT in order to avoid high traffic times. We are doing our best to minimize the potential downtime, though please do plan for potential outages within this time window. Please do not hesitate to email support@graywebhost.com if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you for your continued business.
Best Regards,
The Gray Web Host Team
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 10:50:31 AM
QuoteGray Web Host System Message:
03/10/2013 09:52 PM
Dear GWH Clients,
Recently, Gray Web Host has been the victim of several targeted distributed denial of service attacks. For this reason, we are upgrading our network equipment to better prevent such attacks. The maintenance has been scheduled for March 12 2013 at 11PM - March 13 2013 at 6AM PDT in order to avoid high traffic times. We are doing our best to minimize the potential downtime, though please do plan for potential outages within this time window. Please do not hesitate to email support@graywebhost.com if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you for your continued business.
Best Regards,
The Gray Web Host Team
Was gubbed late last night.......
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 10:51:41 AM
QuoteGray Web Host System Message:
03/10/2013 09:52 PM
Dear GWH Clients,
Recently, Gray Web Host has been the victim of several targeted distributed denial of service attacks. For this reason, we are upgrading our network equipment to better prevent such attacks. The maintenance has been scheduled for March 12 2013 at 11PM - March 13 2013 at 6AM PDT in order to avoid high traffic times. We are doing our best to minimize the potential downtime, though please do plan for potential outages within this time window. Please do not hesitate to email support@graywebhost.com if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you for your continued business.
Best Regards,
The Gray Web Host Team
Was gubbed late last night.......
What time...?
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 10:53:15 AM
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 12:53:55 PM
About 1ish am here......... rubschin:
tar.... I'll ask them about it... Thumbs:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 01:04:25 PM
Alter Ego's OK
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 01:08:22 PM
'Ere, wha's'appened to me avatart? Normally displays wiv me name at the top of the page - now it's gorn!
Alter Ego's OK
Click the little arrow at the top right hand corner... ::)
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 01:15:11 PM
'Ere, wha's'appened to me avatart? Normally displays wiv me name at the top of the page - now it's gorn!
Alter Ego's OK
Click the little arrow at the top right hand corner... ::)
Ta muchly - hadn't spotted that little booger . . . redface:
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 01:25:46 PM
'Ere, wha's'appened to me avatart? Normally displays wiv me name at the top of the page - now it's gorn!
Alter Ego's OK
Click the little arrow at the top right hand corner... ::)
Ta muchly - hadn't spotted that little booger . . . redface:
hattip:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2013, 02:52:57 PM
QuoteGray Web Host System Message:
03/10/2013 09:52 PM
Dear GWH Clients,
Recently, Gray Web Host has been the victim of several targeted distributed denial of service attacks. For this reason, we are upgrading our network equipment to better prevent such attacks. The maintenance has been scheduled for March 12 2013 at 11PM - March 13 2013 at 6AM PDT in order to avoid high traffic times. We are doing our best to minimize the potential downtime, though please do plan for potential outages within this time window. Please do not hesitate to email support@graywebhost.com if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you for your continued business.
Best Regards,
The Gray Web Host Team
No avoiding our 'high traffic times' then. ;)
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2013, 06:39:05 PM
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 09:32:45 PM
rubschin: So 0600 - 1300hr's tomorrow confused:
scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 09:34:17 PM
rubschin: So 0600 - 1300hr's tomorrow confused:
scared2:
I can get a lie-in...... :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 09:35:56 PM
rubschin: So 0600 - 1300hr's tomorrow confused:
scared2:
I can get a lie-in...... :thumbsup:
cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 04:49:12 PM
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 05:11:41 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 05:14:15 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 06:11:26 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username
:thumbsup:
Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 06:17:17 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username
:thumbsup:
Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like.... noooo:
Why ......it should be reply ........ evil: have you gubbed it .....
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 06:19:56 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username
:thumbsup:
Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like.... noooo:
Why ......it should be reply ........ evil: have you gubbed it .....
It depends...
If the new name has punctuation marks in it you can't reply... so I can't reply to TMR without editing it but I can reply to Miss C...
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 06:21:34 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username
:thumbsup:
Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like.... noooo:
Why ......it should be reply ........ evil: have you gubbed it .....
It depends...
If the new name has punctuation marks in it you can't reply... so I can't reply to TMR without editing it but I can reply to Miss C...
Sorry Steve I cannot reply coz BM gubbed it .........thanks for the offer but ok for now .... :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 06:24:06 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username
:thumbsup:
Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like.... noooo:
Why ......it should be reply ........ evil: have you gubbed it .....
It depends...
If the new name has punctuation marks in it you can't reply... so I can't reply to TMR without editing it but I can reply to Miss C...
Sorry Steve I cannot reply coz BM gubbed it .........thanks for the offer but ok for now .... :thumbsup:
Just fecking edit the reply name you spazmong! cussing:
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 06:26:09 PM
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 06:30:04 PM
It's just like the end of Dr Who use to be, you had to wait a week to find out what happened next noooo:
[Sneak preview] BM kills spazmong Apey [/Sneak preview]
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 07:48:21 PM
There's also the email option
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2013, 08:12:59 PM
ie "One of" addresses set up simply to join a forum and then forgotten.
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 08:22:19 PM
The emaill option is not always available as some of our posters have used an email address in their profiles that don't actually go to them any more ....
ie "One of" addresses set up simply to join a forum and then forgotten.
redface:
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 08:42:31 PM
The emaill option is not always available as some of our posters have used an email address in their profiles that don't actually go to them any more ....
ie "One of" addresses set up simply to join a forum and then forgotten.
redface:
point:
Spazmong... ::)
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 08:46:54 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 08:48:18 PM
stevek1311@btinternet.com works though. Use that for most forums.
noooo: do you know how shite e-mails you will get now........... noooo:
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 09:29:11 PM
have declared it before and so far minimal junk and that from Tom Tom I reckon
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 08:39:32 PM
We've had the postiest month ever (thanks for that stats Apey ::)) yet we've only used 35% of our allocated bandwidth from our wonderful new host! cloud9:
Which shows what a complete, utter load of bollox iPage were telling us about it being OUR fault that the site kept falling over because we were using too much bandwidth... noooo:
If I wasn't a gentleman I'd be inclined to say they were a complete, lying bunch of censored:!
Post by: Just One More on March 30, 2013, 08:45:08 PM
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 08:46:20 PM
Three cheers for Gay Colin or whatever his name was happ096
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2013, 09:17:04 PM
Interesting...
We've had the postiest month ever (thanks for that stats Apey ::)) yet we've only used 35% of our allocated bandwidth from our wonderful new host! cloud9:
Which shows what a complete, utter load of bollox iPage were telling us about it being OUR fault that the site kept falling over because we were using too much bandwidth... noooo:
If I wasn't a gentleman I'd be inclined to say they were a complete, lying bunch of censored:!
cloud9:
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2013, 06:30:04 AM
Why are the times of the posts showing up as 3 hours behind the Smuggers? I thought they were only 2 or am I missing something.
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 07:20:06 AM
BM.
Why are the times of the posts showing up as 3 hours behind the Smuggers? I thought they were only 2 or am I missing something.
Ummm... rubschin:
The forum is on GMT and so you have to change the time offset in your profile (profile >>> Look and layout)...
As the clocks have sprung forward, the smuggers should be on +3 and the buggers on +1
OK?
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2013, 07:33:46 AM
BM.
Why are the times of the posts showing up as 3 hours behind the Smuggers? I thought they were only 2 or am I missing something.
Ummm... rubschin:
The forum is on GMT and so you have to change the time offset in your profile (profile >>> Look and layout)...
As the clocks have sprung forward, the smuggers should be on +3 and the buggers on +1
OK?
Done. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 07:35:39 AM
BM.
Why are the times of the posts showing up as 3 hours behind the Smuggers? I thought they were only 2 or am I missing something.
Ummm... rubschin:
The forum is on GMT and so you have to change the time offset in your profile (profile >>> Look and layout)...
As the clocks have sprung forward, the smuggers should be on +3 and the buggers on +1
OK?
Done. Thumbs:
Brilliant!
I don't know why it doesn't change automatically TBQH.... Shrugs:
I'll have a look at it....
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 07:46:40 AM
Our software is set to GMT - so you need an offset of two hours if you are in Cyprus and plus another hour in British Summer Time (from March 31st)...
But the server that we now run on is in San Francisco... they start Daylight Saving Time on March 10...
So basically, we'll have to manually change the offset in our profiles.... Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2013, 05:28:18 PM
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2013, 06:54:39 AM
We should have Growler-time :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2013, 07:09:04 AM
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2013, 07:14:02 AM
am downloading tapatalk, some (more) weirdnesses with my posting should be expected
scared2:
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2013, 01:00:46 PM
We should have Growler-time :thumbsup:
When? Next week or the week after? whistle:
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2013, 01:03:44 PM
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2013, 01:09:52 PM
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2013, 01:11:26 PM
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2013, 01:30:26 PM
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2013, 05:23:59 PM
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2013, 10:23:46 AM
New hosts throttling back on the service after the honeymoon?
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 10:33:46 AM
Site is deffo slower lately and just had a second occurrence this week of the the Apache server error message
New hosts throttling back on the service after the honeymoon?
Actually I thought it was a bit slow today too...
I was waiting for somebody else to confirm before getting my spanners out.... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 10:37:34 AM
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2013, 10:46:39 AM
I've just just repaired all the tables in the database that had 'overhead'... seems faster...?Not really
5 seconds to load "Show who's online"
7 seconds to load "Show unread posts"
Under a second on another SMF site
Going to try anther experiment. Be back in a mo
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2013, 10:54:22 AM
It's suddenly back to proper like :thumbsup:
Never got to do me experiment
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 10:58:20 AM
Ey up
It's suddenly back to proper like :thumbsup:
Never got to do me experiment
You changed back to firefox didn't you...? whistle:
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2013, 11:13:32 AM
was going to delete me active avatar but didn't need to
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 11:32:27 AM
noooo: No Firefux for my PC
was going to delete me active avatar but didn't need to
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 08:32:22 AM
Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2013, 08:34:03 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:
Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
You dancing?
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 08:42:11 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:
Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
You dancing?
You askin'?
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 08:47:22 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:It's worserer than ever here
Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
slow, then slower, then slowest ever then back up to just slow
puzzlelical
Update: and hey presto a burst of fast and a drop back to adequate
weirdical, Cyprus drain workers got at the works?
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 08:49:33 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:It's worserer than ever here
Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
slow, then slower, then slowest ever then back up to just slow
puzzlelical
Where's Computer Col' then ey? rubschin:
(problee sodded off and left us to stew after all the insults that were hurled at him.)
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2013, 08:54:40 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:
Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
You dancing?
I'm askin'
Site speed is fine here rubschin:
You askin'?
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2013, 09:06:03 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:It's worserer than ever here
Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
slow, then slower, then slowest ever then back up to just slow
puzzlelical
Where's Computer Col' then ey? rubschin:
(problee sodded off and left us to stew after all the insults that were hurled at him.)
You called him a gayer........... noooo:
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 10:19:40 AM
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 10:41:15 AM
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 03:38:55 PM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:It's worserer than ever here
Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
slow, then slower, then slowest ever then back up to just slow
puzzlelical
Where's Computer Col' then ey? rubschin:
(problee sodded off and left us to stew after all the insults that were hurled at him.)
You called him a gayer........... noooo:
I NEVER did any such thing, in fact, I had a swipe at you's lot that did!! evil:
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 03:43:25 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
The server loads are looking fine on your node. I will look into this more and get back to you.
Also, can I get the error message the user received.
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 03:48:25 PM
Got a response...QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
The server loads are looking fine on your node. I will look into this more and get back to you.
Also, can I get the error message the user received.
Dejavouz (sp) whistle:
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 04:51:48 PM
Got a response...Guess what some prat called Steve did. Copy the message then got distracted by summat and overwrote the clipboard. BangheadQuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
The server loads are looking fine on your node. I will look into this more and get back to you.
Also, can I get the error message the user received.
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 07:24:24 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
I have located and isolated the issue. The nightly backups service running on your node was improperly being executing and thus using an unnecessary amount of processor time. I will be getting back to you later this evening with a full report and confirmation that the issue has been fully resolved. Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention.
Kind Regards,
Colin
eeek:
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 07:36:40 PM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
I have located and isolated the issue. The nightly backups service running on your node was improperly being executing and thus using an unnecessary amount of processor time. I will be getting back to you later this evening with a full report and confirmation that the issue has been fully resolved. Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention.
Kind Regards,
Colin
eeek:
Indeed. happ096
Super duper fast tonight anyway.
Me new IP may be summat to do with that too mind..wooosh! sparkle:
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 07:37:27 PM
:thumbsup:QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
I have located and isolated the issue. The nightly backups service running on your node was improperly being executing and thus using an unnecessary amount of processor time. I will be getting back to you later this evening with a full report and confirmation that the issue has been fully resolved. Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention.
Kind Regards,
Colin
eeek:
Colin prolly needs to change his name if he wants to be a legendary IT hero but he shows promise
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 04:38:25 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Hello Barman,
We have made changes to the backup configuration on your node which should alleviate the degraded performance when the process was executing. Will you please let us know if you or any of your users report any performance issues over the next few days. Again, thank you for bringing this to our attention.
All the best,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
cloud9:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 25, 2013, 06:15:43 AM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Hello Barman,
We have made changes to the backup configuration on your node which should alleviate the degraded performance when the process was executing. Will you please let us know if you or any of your users report any performance issues over the next few days. Again, thank you for bringing this to our attention.
All the best,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
cloud9:
I don't know any IT Techy who knows that many words, let alone can put them in an order that they make sense. Shocked:
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 06:30:01 AM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Hello Barman,
We have made changes to the backup configuration on your node which should alleviate the degraded performance when the process was executing. Will you please let us know if you or any of your users report any performance issues over the next few days. Again, thank you for bringing this to our attention.
All the best,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
cloud9:
I don't know any IT Techy who knows that many words, let alone can put them in an order that they make sense. Shocked:
lol: lol: lol:
Colin does... cloud9:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2013, 06:56:21 AM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Hello Barman,
We have made changes to the backup configuration on your node which should alleviate the degraded performance when the process was executing. Will you please let us know if you or any of your users report any performance issues over the next few days. Again, thank you for bringing this to our attention.
All the best,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
cloud9:
I don't know any IT Techy who knows that many words, let alone can put them in an order that they make sense. Shocked:
You are supposed to qualify that with "Except Tel of course". whistle:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 25, 2013, 08:56:39 AM
Speedy quick, then a loooooooooooooong pause, then speedy slow, then back to speedy quick. rubschin:
Mostly loooooooooooong pauses seem to be associated with making a post
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2013, 09:12:37 AM
FWIW, here, this mornering, it's like the proverbial curate's eggSame slow slow quick quick slow performance here. Colin must be planning to go on Strictly
Speedy quick, then a loooooooooooooong pause, then speedy slow, then back to speedy quick. rubschin:
Mostly loooooooooooong pauses seem to be associated with making a post
No Apache server errors seen
. . .You are supposed to qualify that with "Except Tel of course". whistle:seconded, Tel writes sense too (probably the two of them just copy each others work)
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2013, 09:24:19 AM
At the bottom of each page just above Colin's ad for Gray Web Host there is a short message telling you how long it took to create the page
eg
Quote
Page created in 0.711 seconds with 12 queries
Suggest we post up any that are rather long along with time of day, what page etc
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 09:40:17 AM
A thunk
At the bottom of each page just above Colin's ad for Gray Web Host there is a short message telling you how long it took to create the page
egQuotePage created in 0.711 seconds with 12 queries
Suggest we post up any that are rather long along with time of day, what page etc
Excellent plan! Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 03:26:01 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Yeah, I am seeing the load time on my end here too. I am lowering the
process priority more again. Let me know tomorrow evening how the speed
is. It is a game of keeping the I/O priority high enough to execute the
process ontime, but low enough so it doesn't affect the PHP process.
Regards,
Colin
Post by: GROWLER on April 25, 2013, 04:57:21 PM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Yeah, I am seeing the load time on my end here too. I am lowering the
process priority more again. Let me know tomorrow evening how the speed
is. It is a game of keeping the I/O priority high enough to execute the
process ontime, but low enough so it doesn't affect the PHP process.
Regards,
Colin
J. Christ on a bloody piggin' bike! eeek:
Took the werds right out me mouth he did! eeek:
WOW!! Shocked:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 25, 2013, 04:58:40 PM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Yeah, I am seeing the load time on my end here too. I am lowering the
process priority more again. Let me know tomorrow evening how the speed
is. It is a game of keeping the I/O priority high enough to execute the
process ontime, but low enough so it doesn't affect the PHP process.
Regards,
Colin
J. Christ on a bloody piggin' bike! eeek:
Took the werds right out me mouth he did! eeek:
WOW!! Shocked:
;D
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 06:35:51 PM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Yeah, I am seeing the load time on my end here too. I am lowering the
process priority more again. Let me know tomorrow evening how the speed
is. It is a game of keeping the I/O priority high enough to execute the
process ontime, but low enough so it doesn't affect the PHP process.
Regards,
Colin
J. Christ on a bloody piggin' bike! eeek:
Took the werds right out me mouth he did! eeek:
WOW!! Shocked:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on April 25, 2013, 07:58:46 PM
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2013, 04:50:24 AM
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 05:23:15 AM
Quote
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Barman,
I have made the change for the next nightly backup cycle. I am also consulting with the cPanel development staff. Please let me know how the performance is at the usual time. I will keep you updated on further progress as soon as it comes in.
Thanks,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
Okay chaps?
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2013, 05:25:31 AM
QuoteSupport Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
Barman,
I have made the change for the next nightly backup cycle. I am also consulting with the cPanel development staff. Please let me know how the performance is at the usual time. I will keep you updated on further progress as soon as it comes in.
Thanks,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
Okay chaps?
Working fine here today, yesterday was a bit slow but that might have been because they were tinkering with it like. :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 05:26:20 AM
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 06:09:18 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag period.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
scared2:
Post by: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 07:10:49 AM
It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:37:28 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:
It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 07:40:27 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:
It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:
AFFS........ whistle:
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:40:54 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:
It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:
AFFS........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:50:24 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:happy001
It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:
reet fast like. Full turbocharge boost :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2013, 02:51:42 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy. noooo:
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 03:01:18 PM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
It is quick tho Isn't it...?
Faster than shit off a slurry-chucker! Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2013, 04:16:00 PM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
It is quick tho Isn't it...?
Faster than shit off a slurry-chucker! Thumbs:
Quicker than Apey to a handout I'd say.
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 04:21:01 PM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated
Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
It is quick tho Isn't it...?
Faster than shit off a slurry-chucker! Thumbs:
Quicker than Apey to a handout I'd say.
evil:
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 04:24:48 PM
I just got a
Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries. (http://Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries.)
no cheating Nick
Post by: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 05:07:27 PM
Who's got the fasterest ever page loading time then?
I just got a
Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries. (http://Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries.)
no cheating Nick
Well that's nowt to do with me.
I NEVER question your writted
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 05:11:38 PM
what are you going on about Bear?
I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page
Post by: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 05:13:01 PM
?
what are you going on about Bear?
I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page
You said you had 12 queries on yer post. confused:
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 05:59:09 PM
Banghead?
what are you going on about Bear?
I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page
You said you had 12 queries on yer post. confused:
Right if you go to the bottom of the page then just above this ad
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/gwhbanner.png)
you will see summat like this
Quote
Page created in 0.569 seconds with 14 queries.
It was discussed yesterday. It shows how long the web server thingy took to prepare the data and how many database queries it had to perform to do it. But seeing as we now have jet fuelled turboboosted VP hosting I just casually thought it might be amusing to see who could record the fastest ever like
I might have been better seeing who can be the first to discover a new chemical element. Ursidaium anyone?
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 06:52:05 PM
Banghead?
what are you going on about Bear?
I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page
You said you had 12 queries on yer post. confused:
Right if you go to the bottom of the page then just above this ad
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/gwhbanner.png)
you will see summat like thisQuotePage created in 0.569 seconds with 14 queries.
It was discussed yesterday. It shows how long the web server thingy took to prepare the data and how many database queries it had to perform to do it. But seeing as we now have jet fuelled turboboosted VP hosting I just casually thought it might be amusing to see who could record the fastest ever like
I might have been better seeing who can be the first to discover a new chemical element. Ursidaium anyone?
happy001
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:30:37 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.032 seconds with 7 queries.
whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 07:33:38 PM
QuotePage created in 0.032 seconds with 7 queries.
whistle:
Don't knock the gayer.......... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:39:34 PM
worthy: for nowQuotePage created in 0.032 seconds with 7 queries.
whistle:
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:40:55 PM
Quote
Penny dropped in 2.528 hours with numerous queries
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.031 seconds with 9 queries.
Yes I did have to refresh the page umpteen times
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:45:15 PM
just inQuotePage created in 0.031 seconds with 9 queries.
Yes I did have to refresh the page umpteen times
evil:
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:46:33 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.03 seconds with 7 queries.
Party001:
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:47:24 PM
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:48:21 PM
cry:
point:
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:49:46 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.029 seconds with 9 queries
na na na nah na!
this is so sad
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:51:27 PM
QuotePage created in 0.029 seconds with 9 queries
na na na nah na!
this is so sad
Arse! sad24:
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:52:35 PM
to the laydees great distapointment
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 07:53:30 PM
QuotePage created in 0.029 seconds with 9 queries
na na na nah na!
this is so sad
Arse! sad24:
Don't use arse with queries in the same post tonight...... noooo:
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2013, 04:11:17 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.029 seconds with 7 queries.
cloud9:
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2013, 05:31:08 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2013, 09:35:47 PM
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 04:17:07 AM
I see that there have been over 1200 'bad behaviour' login attempts in the last week. Botnets or Nick's alter egos after a bingo card. rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 09:16:06 AM
Quote
Page created in 8.57 seconds with 20 queries.eeek:
Accessing page of the Goof Morning thread just now
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2013, 09:16:12 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cusack.co.uk%2Fimagecache%2Fae26c0d9-8747-4c77-a52a-9f3401033663_800x800.jpg&hash=f4d79bba40a56ea315e5d0db4c8ac1c114e2f84f)
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 09:19:48 AM
Page created in 16.46 seconds with 17 queries. eeek: . . .We have a new record breaker!
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 09:23:13 AM
Quote
Page created in 19.525 seconds with 22 queries.
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2013, 10:03:19 AM
Page created in 28.927 seconds with 17 queries.
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 10:06:58 AM
Bad Behavior has blocked 1052 access attempts in the last 7 days.eeek: You must have really upset Colin
Page created in 28.927 seconds with 17 queries.
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 10:11:10 AM
Bad Behavior has blocked 1052 access attempts in the last 7 days.eeek: You must have really upset Colin
Page created in 28.927 seconds with 17 queries.
He was one of the bad boys who called him names..... noooo:
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 10:36:45 AM
Bad Behavior has blocked 1054 access attempts in the last 7 days.
Page created in 0.155 seconds with 19 queries.
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 01:57:54 PM
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2013, 05:46:05 PM
Clearly only Snoopy had a clue
Post by: Pastis on May 03, 2013, 05:48:29 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 03, 2013, 05:50:17 PM
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2013, 06:18:41 PM
Wot's Colin got to say rubschin:
Fuck all! cussing:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 03, 2013, 06:29:17 PM
Wot's Colin got to say rubschin:
Fuck all! cussing:
Is the honeymoon over then? whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2013, 06:33:51 PM
Wot's Colin got to say rubschin:
Fuck all! cussing:
Is the honeymoon over then? whistle:
I hope not... noooo:
Their site has been down for most of the day too - I assume some data centre catastrophe or DoS attack....
Will update you as soon as they respond.... Thumbs:
Post by: GROWLER on May 03, 2013, 07:13:28 PM
So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2013, 07:16:39 PM
Would happen whilst i had nowt to do today, wun'it ey, EY? cussing:
So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:
We do knitting! knitting:
Post by: GROWLER on May 03, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
Would happen whilst i had nowt to do today, wun'it ey, EY? cussing:
So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:
We do knitting! knitting:
I know. That's where I got the idea from.
I've learndeded all about croshuring today.
Willy warmers all 'round everyone!
Booby warmers for the gerlies...like. cloud9:
Personal measuring service available. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2013, 07:40:39 PM
Would happen whilst i had nowt to do today, wun'it ey, EY? cussing:
So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:
We do knitting! knitting:
I know. That's where I got the idea from.
I've learndeded all about croshuring today.
Willy warmers all 'round everyone!
Booby warmers for the gerlies...like. cloud9:
Personal measuring service available. Thumbs:
no measuring required thanks you.... noooo:
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2013, 07:50:20 PM
Would happen whilst i had nowt to do today, wun'it ey, EY? cussing:You going to become of those Combat Knitters that do all sorts of daft pranks that make me laugh?
So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjscms.jrn.columbia.edu%2Fcns%2F2007-03-13%2Fgohil-knittinginprotest%2FfArdig_kamp__1.9MB.jpg%2Fasset.jpg&hash=5daf59dcb86b65fedbee3cc45545692ac3cddf50)
Post by: Baldy on May 03, 2013, 09:07:03 PM
Gubbed all day
Clearly only Snoopy had a clue
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 04:22:37 AM
Gubbed all day
Clearly only Snoopy had a clue
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
evil:
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 07:02:14 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1299 has been updated
Description:
Hi Barman,
We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2013, 07:11:54 AM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1299 has been updated
Description:
Hi Barman,
We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
I thought that would be the case redface:
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 07:14:43 AM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1299 has been updated
Description:
Hi Barman,
We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
I thought that would be the case redface:
I hope not... noooo:
Their site has been down for most of the day too - I assume some data centre catastrophe or DoS attack....
Will update you as soon as they respond.... Thumbs:
whistle:
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2013, 09:07:53 AM
But of course we was the real target. That Hackers of no sense of Humour Hactivists again
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2013, 10:07:12 AM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1299 has been updated
Description:
Hi Barman,
We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
I thought that would be the case redface:I hope not... noooo:
Their site has been down for most of the day too - I assume some data centre catastrophe or DoS attack....
Will update you as soon as they respond.... Thumbs:
whistle:
Oooooh, so close whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 10:16:28 AM
QuoteATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1299 has been updated
Description:
Hi Barman,
We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.
Regards,
Colin
----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
I thought that would be the case redface:I hope not... noooo:
Their site has been down for most of the day too - I assume some data centre catastrophe or DoS attack....
Will update you as soon as they respond.... Thumbs:
whistle:
Oooooh, so close whistle:
He has a stutter! evil:
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2013, 10:20:18 AM
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 10:20:54 AM
:thumbsup: I had a tenner on that lol:
That pocket must be quite full now.... evil:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 04:44:30 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 05:34:25 AM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 06:10:04 AM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:15:32 AM
I'll try to find the reason for it.... then we can all move forward together like.... Thumbs:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 06:16:48 AM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:18:44 AM
;D It was Friday night so bottle of red was consumed and was watching rugby. OMPH surrender:
I drank loads-a-beer and surfed porn.... redface:
Post by: GROWLER on May 18, 2013, 07:15:14 AM
lol: lol: lol:
I'll try to find the reason for it.... then we can all move forward together like.... Thumbs:
Even deeper into oblivion. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 05:33:53 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 05:57:34 PM
Shrugs:I see your Shrugs: and raise you a angry041:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 05:58:37 PM
Shrugs:I see your Shrugs: and raise you a angry041:
I see your angry041: and raise you an Banghead
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 06:27:07 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:29:50 PM
I'll have to fold then, not sure if anything beats a Banghead
Good call - I had three of those.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:30:15 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:31:20 PM
Double six!
Nooooo..... double-bricks! happy001
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:42:54 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:45:52 PM
tunble:
evil:
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2013, 09:56:38 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:59:18 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:
*taps watch*
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2013, 10:00:37 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:
*taps watch*
I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:02:28 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:
*taps watch*
I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:
Tis the most important pub night of the year like.... :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2013, 10:05:10 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:
*taps watch*
I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:
Tis the most important pub night of the year like.... :thumbsup:
Someone used the donate button....... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:07:00 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:
*taps watch*
I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:
Tis the most important pub night of the year like.... :thumbsup:
Someone used the donate button....... rubschin:
No.... sad24:
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:25:47 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:
*taps watch*
I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:
Tis the most important pub night of the year like.... :thumbsup:
Someone used the donate button....... rubschin:
lol:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:26:49 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:33:05 PM
Werked perfick tonight like - did us proud! cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 06:44:36 AM
Quote
Hi Barman,
There was a DDOS attack targetting a clients website and unfortunately degrading network performance until the IP was null routed and then routed again when the attack was stopped. We are in the process of speaking with the client about additional measures.
Regards,
Colin
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2013, 07:00:07 AM
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 07:02:39 AM
Following a thorough survey they will be moving forward together to ensure this doesn't happen again like whistle:
I'm sure lessons have been learnt too.... Thumbs:
We'll stick with them tho - we don't want to be out of the frying pan and into the fire like.... whistle:
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2013, 07:11:22 AM
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 07:34:38 AM
Pan fried rubschin:
We makes a great team like.... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 05:56:07 AM
Quote
Gray Web Host System Message:
05/20/2013 06:02 PM
Dear Valued Customers,
We are happy to announce that GrayWebHost.com has been acquired by CoreISP.net Corporation.
After much consideration, we have determined that the situation with the downtimes as a result of DDoS attacks has deteriorated the level of quality. We wished to guarantee the uptime and quality you expect of us, but sadly couldn't adequately withstand the severe attacks due to the resources required to counter such sophisticated large-scale attacks. The acquisition should offer more protection from these attacks and a timely, permanent solution thanks to the effort of CoreISP.net's large scale infrastructure.
What will change for me?
In essence you will not observe a significant change. CoreISP's hosting products are offered at the same high level of quality bundled with premier customer service. What will change for you is the people answering your support questions, but that will be in the same friendly and personal approach you are acquainted with.
What will also change is the server your account is hosted on. To deflect the attacks, CoreISP.net is planning to spread impacted accounts over multiple servers. The speed, server support, uptime and general quality will not be degraded in any way. Most will not even notice, apart from a few minutes of downtime, that accounts were even migrated. Clients will be notified within ample time of the maintenance window. CoreISP.net will also keep the same pricing structure and the Gray Web Host brand into the considerable future.
Another change is, unfortunately, that due to PayPal's security policy all subscriptions will be removed as a result of the acquisition. Our order system will ask you to opt back in when a payment will be due again. We sincerely apologize for this inconvenience.
Rest assured, you will be in good hands: we have the utmost confidence that this transition is in the best interest of our clients.
I, Colin, would like to thank all of you for your continuous support even through the difficult times during the attacks on our infrastructure. It has been my absolute pleasure working with everyone of you while watching all of your communities and sites grow. It is with a heavy heart that I let go of something I passionately worked for, but I can't emphasize enough that this acquisition is in the best interest of you, the client, for whom I care so much!
If you have any questions or comments, please feel more than free to open a support ticket.
You are also welcome to send a email directly to CoreISP's CEO, Liroy van Hoewijk, at liroy@coreisp.net for questions about this acquisition and/or introductions should you want this.
Liroy will take his time soon to introduce himself to you along with the other staff that will be assigned to give 24/7/365 support.
Sincerely,
Colin Schoen
Liroy van Hoewijk (CEO, CoreISP.net Corporation)
Post by: Just One More on May 21, 2013, 06:16:04 AM
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 06:53:35 AM
Moves £10 from left to right pocket that CoreISP.net Corporation were doing the DDoS attacks ;)
lol: lol: lol:
* checks operation of Donate button *
Post by: Just One More on May 21, 2013, 06:55:22 AM
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 06:56:12 AM
Now go and wash all that dust off yer fingers :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
evil:
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2013, 08:28:10 AM
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 08:32:57 AM
Looks like Colin is retiring. Has he put a request in for membership of The Smug Club? rubschin:
Not yet... noooo:
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2013, 06:18:16 AM
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:43:38 AM
Clearly lessons were not learned like noooo:
We haven't moved forward at all have we...? noooo:
Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2013, 08:44:46 AM
Clearly lessons were not learned like noooo:
We haven't moved forward at all have we...? noooo:
Indeed.
Liroy is the new gubmeister now then, meaning Colin has simply 'given up' by the sounds of it. rubschin:
May be becoming gubbed more regulary, (3 within the last week iirc) but at least it's still fairly quick loading during those ungubberation moments. :thumbsup:
On a plus note. I'm really catching up on me knittin'. Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2013, 08:49:14 AM
well not at this present moment, do we need a paradigm shift ;)Clearly lessons were not learned like noooo:
We haven't moved forward at all have we...? noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:41:08 PM
Quote
Dear valued customer,
Logging in through this link is no longer possible.
To login to your cPanel, please use "http://yourdomain.com/cpanel".
For example, if your domain would be "graywebhostiscool.com" then you will visit http://www.graywebhostiscool.com/cpanel (http://www.graywebhostiscool.com/cpanel)
The system will then redirect you and prompt you for login.
URL examples:
http://yourdomain.com/cpanel (http://yourdomain.com/cpanel) (cPanel)
http://yourdomain.com/webmail (http://yourdomain.com/webmail) (webmail)
Mail server: mail.yourdomain.com (IMAP, POP3, SMTP)
FTP server: ftp.yourdomain.com
Should you have any problems, please open a support ticket.
Thank you!
Needless to say that doesn't work! Banghead
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2013, 08:20:54 PM
We appear to have changed IP address again and the BT auto DNS server knows nuffin Banghead
The Google public one does :thumbsup:
Post by: GROWLER on May 24, 2013, 10:39:16 PM
Is that now 5 gubberations in the last 2 weeks?
Woz Liroy got to say about it then ey? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2013, 10:42:50 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 24, 2013, 10:58:44 PM
the postible good news is that we were told there would be a change as part of he changeover to the all new DDOS resistant hosting. problem is it take ISPs variable lengths of time to work it out and until your ISP does (or you use a better updated DNS service) you can't access the site
Oh, I see. whistle:
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 04:45:28 AM
the postible good news is that we were told there would be a change as part of he changeover to the all new DDOS resistant hosting. problem is it take ISPs variable lengths of time to work it out and until your ISP does (or you use a better updated DNS service) you can't access the site
Oh, I see. whistle:
::) I don't understand any of it either...
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 05:44:39 AM
There was another attack last night which brought the site down.
However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).
Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...
Hopefully, all is now well....
Barman XXX
Post by: Just One More on May 25, 2013, 06:09:22 AM
Steve has it right...
There was another attack last night which brought the site down.
However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).
Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...
Hopefully, all is now well....
Barman XXX
Gayer:
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 06:15:19 AM
Steve has it right...
There was another attack last night which brought the site down.
However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).
Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...
Hopefully, all is now well....
Barman XXX
Gayer:
I thought you'd like it sweetie.... ;)
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 06:23:42 AM
Steve has it right...
There was another attack last night which brought the site down.
However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).
Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...
Hopefully, all is now well....
Barman XXX
Thank you BM ..... I can understand plain English :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 06:25:00 AM
Steve has it right...
There was another attack last night which brought the site down.
However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).
Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...
Hopefully, all is now well....
Barman XXX
Thank you BM ..... I can understand plain English :thumbsup:
cloud9:
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2013, 10:43:39 AM
Steve has it right... . . .Fings you don't often read #24
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 11:19:54 AM
Steve has it right... . . .Fings you don't often read #24
;D
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 02:17:03 PM
Steve has it right...
There was another attack last night which brought the site down.
However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).
Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...
Hopefully, all is now well....
Barman XXX
Thank you BM ..... I can understand plain English :thumbsup:
cloud9:
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 04:53:18 PM
Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47
Shrugs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 04:56:21 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:
Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47
Shrugs:
I got the same but they came through......... rubschin:
Waste of 2 quid cussing:
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 05:19:40 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:
Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47
Shrugs:
I got the same but they came through......... rubschin:
Waste of 2 quid cussing:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 06:16:14 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:
Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47
Shrugs:
It is an Tapatalk problem...
I need to remove the old version and re-install the new version...
We ( me and the Tapatalk people) have created a new install file that should resolve all of the problems... I just need to find some quiet time and try it...
Meanwhile (as you have discovered) the messages go through even tho you get the fatal error message...
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 06:18:48 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:
Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47
Shrugs:
It is an Tapatalk problem...
I need to remove the old version and re-install the new version...
We ( me and the Tapatalk people) have created a new install file that should resolve all of the problems... I just need to find some quiet time and try it...
Meanwhile (as you have discovered) the messages go through even tho you get the fatal error message...
When I saw the fatal error I thought a death had occurred and wished I had sent Nick a PM instead.
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 06:20:27 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:
Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47
Shrugs:
It is an Tapatalk problem...
I need to remove the old version and re-install the new version...
We ( me and the Tapatalk people) have created a new install file that should resolve all of the problems... I just need to find some quiet time and try it...
Meanwhile (as you have discovered) the messages go through even tho you get the fatal error message...
When I saw the fatal error I thought a death had occurred and wished I had sent Nick a PM instead.
happy002
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2013, 06:29:58 PM
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 06:30:46 PM
evil:
point:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2013, 08:18:27 PM
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 08:21:03 PM
I don't get an error message 8)
I don't suppose anybody wants to speak top you.... ::)
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:26:39 PM
I don't get an error message 8)
I don't suppose anybody wants to speak top you.... ::)
lol: lol:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2013, 08:42:36 PM
I don't get an error message 8)
I don't suppose anybody wants to speak top you.... ::)
You still up?
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:55:02 PM
I don't get an error message 8)
I don't suppose anybody wants to speak top you.... ::)
You still up?
Feckin amazing....but I think he has escaped into the garage tonight.
When LL finds out he will not be on here for about a week. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2014, 04:33:38 PM
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 04:38:19 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2014, 05:18:40 PM
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect. noooo:It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 05:19:22 PM
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect. noooo:It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You could be right Darwin..... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2014, 05:21:19 PM
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect. noooo:It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You could be right Darwin..... rubschin:
That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2014, 05:21:32 PM
Shocked:You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect. noooo:It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You could be right Darwin..... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 05:22:50 PM
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect. noooo:It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You could be right Darwin..... rubschin:
That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:
Oh noes, we know it isn't related to that - nobody ever clicks it.... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2014, 05:26:24 PM
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect. noooo:It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You could be right Darwin..... rubschin:
That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:
Oh noes, we know it isn't related to that - nobody ever clicks it.... ::)
I was gonna but it was gubbed....... whistle:
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 05:32:37 PM
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect. noooo:It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You could be right Darwin..... rubschin:
That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:
Oh noes, we know it isn't related to that - nobody ever clicks it.... ::)
I was gonna but it was gubbed....... whistle:
::)
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2014, 06:03:18 PM
evil:You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect. noooo:It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You could be right Darwin..... rubschin:
That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:
Oh noes, we know it isn't related to that - nobody ever clicks it.... ::)
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2014, 12:04:52 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fbbv8uwmzb%2FPicnic_Bar.jpg&hash=329302c1d076f92d733b6ccbbdc85b1c333d0071) (http://postimg.org/image/bbv8uwmzb/)
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:10:51 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 01, 2014, 01:58:56 PM
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 01, 2014, 06:18:43 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2014, 06:49:26 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2014, 07:56:51 PM
eyes: eyes: eyes:
I think Nick's sanity check bounced noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2014, 11:39:37 AM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Ftx6kxh0iz%2Fpicnic_x_24.jpg&hash=648daea4753b08cb49d4e2e1301156e87eff39c2) (http://postimg.org/image/tx6kxh0iz/)
whistle:
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 12:46:05 PM
Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)
So I assumed that was what was referred to.
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2014, 01:26:27 PM
Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)
So I assumed that was what was referred to.
Steve+Tipsy
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_EOQ-1KomgbA%2FSnJs00jT7WI%2FAAAAAAAAAvE%2FpgY7wVtO9F4%2Fs400%2Fpicnic.JPG&hash=085ba3650a4166dbc9ed078cf250112e13e4e154)
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 01:30:53 PM
The Show Unread Topics (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread) works fine for me
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2014, 01:55:07 PM
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 02:42:40 PM
http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips (http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips)noooo:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 02, 2014, 02:46:25 PM
http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips (http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips)noooo:
Shouldn't this be in "Restaurant"?
Just asking . . .
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2014, 03:06:27 PM
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 03:15:18 PM
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2014, 03:17:37 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 02, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)
So I assumed that was what was referred to.
Steve+Tipsy
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_EOQ-1KomgbA%2FSnJs00jT7WI%2FAAAAAAAAAvE%2FpgY7wVtO9F4%2Fs400%2Fpicnic.JPG&hash=085ba3650a4166dbc9ed078cf250112e13e4e154)
I think you must have the gold edges deluxe super version of the pub cos I can't see those on my view. rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2014, 09:57:28 PM
I expect you have no "Donate" button either. ;)Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)
So I assumed that was what was referred to.
Steve+Tipsy
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_EOQ-1KomgbA%2FSnJs00jT7WI%2FAAAAAAAAAvE%2FpgY7wVtO9F4%2Fs400%2Fpicnic.JPG&hash=085ba3650a4166dbc9ed078cf250112e13e4e154)
I think you must have the gold edges deluxe super version of the pub cos I can't see those on my view. rubschin:
Post by: boogs on February 02, 2014, 10:55:10 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Why don't I have those buttons either rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2014, 11:01:36 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Why don't I have those buttons either rubschin:
You get the posh buttons after you use the donate button........ Thumbs:
30 pence well spent ..... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 11:05:54 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Why don't I have those buttons either rubschin:
bet you do, they're on the index page
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)
Post by: boogs on February 02, 2014, 11:11:26 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Why don't I have those buttons either rubschin:
bet you do, they're on the index page
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)
redface: Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 11:49:16 PM
So does everyone else except DarwinIs she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Why don't I have those buttons either rubschin:
bet you do, they're on the index page
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)
redface: Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on February 02, 2014, 11:52:16 PM
So does everyone else except DarwinQuote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=11304.msg499750#msg499750 date=tIs she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
Thumbs:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Why don't I have those buttons either rubschin:
bet you do, they're on the index page
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)
redface: Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2014, 06:06:52 AM
Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)
So I assumed that was what was referred to.
Steve+Tipsy
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_EOQ-1KomgbA%2FSnJs00jT7WI%2FAAAAAAAAAvE%2FpgY7wVtO9F4%2Fs400%2Fpicnic.JPG&hash=085ba3650a4166dbc9ed078cf250112e13e4e154)
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 09:52:07 AM
So does everyone else except DarwinIs she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Why don't I have those buttons either rubschin:
bet you do, they're on the index page
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)
redface: Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar Thumbs:
The Imperial Premium version of VP has no buttons at the top beside the Avatar. ::)
I think the +/- buttons are intended to be pressed for you by domestic staff.
The pages are all crisply ironed as well. :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2014, 09:57:17 AM
I shall have to investigate this idea of domestic staff
Please tell me you don't have to pay them
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 10:01:46 AM
:thumbsup:Shrugs: I have no idea. The estate manager deals with all that sort of thing.
I shall have to investigate this idea of domestic staff
Please tell me you don't have to pay them
Shall I ask him for you?
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2014, 10:23:53 AM
:thumbsup:Shrugs: I have no idea. The estate manager deals with all that sort of thing.
I shall have to investigate this idea of domestic staff
Please tell me you don't have to pay them
Shall I ask him for you?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2014, 10:57:20 AM
lol::thumbsup:Shrugs: I have no idea. The estate manager deals with all that sort of thing.
I shall have to investigate this idea of domestic staff
Please tell me you don't have to pay them
Shall I ask him for you?
You only have the ONE estate manager now? So sad but we've all had to make cutbacks, cook says we now won't be having any turnips this year.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2014, 05:14:49 PM
So does everyone else except DarwinIs she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Why don't I have those buttons either rubschin:
bet you do, they're on the index page
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)
redface: Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar Thumbs:
The Imperial Premium version of VP has no buttons at the top beside the Avatar. ::)
I think the +/- buttons are intended to be pressed for you by domestic staff.
The pages are all crisply ironed as well. :thumbsup:
Is that pre metric? rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 05:59:35 PM
So does everyone else except DarwinIs she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?
She wouldn't be the first. redface:
What + or - ?
doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Why don't I have those buttons either rubschin:
bet you do, they're on the index page
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)
redface: Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar Thumbs:
The Imperial Premium version of VP has no buttons at the top beside the Avatar. ::)
I think the +/- buttons are intended to be pressed for you by domestic staff.
The pages are all crisply ironed as well. :thumbsup:
Is that pre metric? rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ften-commandments.us%2Ften_commandments%2Fimages%2FprodDetail1.jpg&hash=e48f7654ddc98b63f4490d682a0bae004bff4894)
:thumbsup:
Analogue as well. whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 04:15:34 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2014, 04:19:36 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:Fine here.
It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia. whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2014, 04:24:43 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:Fine here.
It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia. whistle:
Zoomy-zoom here! cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 04:30:05 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:Fine here.
It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia. whistle:
Zoomy-zoom here! cloud9:
Better now........next door arrived back today.... rubschin: how do you check if someone is on your intermong .... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2014, 05:55:10 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:Fine here.
It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia. whistle:
Zoomy-zoom here! cloud9:
Better now........next door arrived back today.... rubschin: how do you check if someone is on your intermong .... rubschin:
There should be a Network icon on your Desktop. Double click it and it should show all that's connected to your interweb modem network
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 06:08:11 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:Fine here.
It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia. whistle:
Zoomy-zoom here! cloud9:
Better now........next door arrived back today.... rubschin: how do you check if someone is on your intermong .... rubschin:
There should be a Network icon on your Desktop. Double click it and it should show all that's connected to your interweb modem network
Thumbs: cheers
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2014, 09:36:14 PM
cry:
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2014, 09:48:34 PM
Where's the "recent unread topics" link gone?
cry:
Mine went last week... evil:
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2014, 09:52:30 PM
It's the most used link
As a sort of stop gap you could click this and then bookmark it
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2014, 10:20:38 AM
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 10:32:43 AM
Please can the spanner restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
whistle:
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:52:29 AM
Please can the spanner restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
whistle:
lol:
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2014, 10:56:10 AM
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:59:15 AM
::) never let children use keyboards
I think that was what Apey was implying. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 12:58:06 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2014, 01:04:03 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:12:25 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 01:13:52 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:15:42 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 01:18:54 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:31:46 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:
You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 01:43:05 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:
You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....
Sorted ... Thumbs: but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:45:22 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:
You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....
Sorted ... Thumbs: but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:
I suspect it is a PICNIC error..... whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 01:48:13 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:
You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....
Sorted ... Thumbs: but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:
I suspect it is a PICNIC error..... whistle:
For all of us ....... noooo: more like a spanner in the works,,,,,, whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:50:42 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:
You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....
Sorted ... Thumbs: but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:
I suspect it is a PICNIC error..... whistle:
For all of us ....... noooo: more like a spanner in the works,,,,,, whistle:
Shrugs:
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2014, 04:50:31 PM
Shrugs: here too but much ta for the fix even if it didn't need the IT spannersThere used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:
You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....
Sorted ... Thumbs: but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:
I suspect it is a PICNIC error..... whistle:
For all of us ....... noooo: more like a spanner in the works,,,,,, whistle:
Shrugs:
And next time you have the IIT spanners out a repeat of that link at the bottom of the page would be most welcome please as that's where the screen ends after you posted.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2014, 04:53:02 PM
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button. One of them was the bestest one as you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in themPlease can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page
And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please
I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Well I never.... rubschin:
Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:
You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....
Sorted ... Thumbs: but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:
I suspect it is a PICNIC error..... whistle:
Problem In Cyprus Not In Computer? rubschin:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 06, 2014, 04:50:13 PM
Sometimes lightning speedy quick then all speedy slooow . . . .
WTF's going on? BM been twiddling the knob again? Or playing with the levers? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2014, 04:51:01 PM
How come it's gone all weird?
Sometimes lightning speedy quick then all speedy slooow . . . .
WTF's going on? BM been twiddling the knob again? Or playing with the levers? rubschin:
Speedy-fast-quick here.... whistle:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 06, 2014, 04:57:06 PM
How come it's gone all weird?
Sometimes lightning speedy quick then all speedy slooow . . . .
WTF's going on? BM been twiddling the knob again? Or playing with the levers? rubschin:
Speedy-fast-quick here.... whistle:
Definitely a variable feast here - just like easter . . . . . evil:
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 04:59:11 PM
I just thought it might be CYTA messing around with the broadband speeds.
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 05:02:56 PM
Very slow here. noooo:
I just thought it might be CYTA messing around with the broadband speeds.
Up n down here (speed ::) ) ....thought CYTA were on strike again....
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 05:17:12 PM
Very slow here. noooo:
I just thought it might be CYTA messing around with the broadband speeds.
Up n down here (speed ::) ) ....thought CYTA were on strike again....
AFFS! cussing:
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2014, 06:00:21 PM
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 06:22:46 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning
I sell tablets and jelly for that. Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 06:24:21 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning
I sell tablets and jelly for that. Thumbs:
Thought they had passed their swell-by date,...... whistle:
Yeah I know.. redface:
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 06:28:44 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning
I sell tablets and jelly for that. Thumbs:
Thought they had passed their swell-by date,...... whistle:
Yeah I know.. redface:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2014, 07:22:05 PM
::)It completely died about 1 am this morning
I sell tablets and jelly for that. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 07:25:47 PM
::)It completely died about 1 am this morning
I sell tablets and jelly for that. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Discount for VP members. Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2014, 07:28:59 PM
"VP members" lol: lol: lol:::)It completely died about 1 am this morning
I sell tablets and jelly for that. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Discount for VP members. Thumbs:
meantime anyone know why did the VP site shut down (died) for about 15 minutes last night?
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2014, 07:35:44 PM
So, I've no idea what the problem might have been....
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2014, 12:36:59 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2014, 12:41:47 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster
incontinence......... noooo:
Post by: Baldy on March 07, 2014, 05:23:23 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster
incontinence......... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2014, 10:34:52 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster
incontinence......... noooo:
That's right, spell it out for the hard of thinking. redface:
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2014, 10:38:42 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster
incontinence......... noooo:
That's right, spell it out for the hard of thinking. redface:
I had to spell cqeck it.... redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2014, 10:48:38 PM
You cqeck bounced. whistle:Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster
incontinence......... noooo:
That's right, spell it out for the hard of thinking. redface:
I had to spell cqeck it.... redface:
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2014, 07:26:29 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2014, 08:48:37 AM
Seems a bit gubbed this morning noooo:OK here.
It must be the snow on your lines.
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2014, 10:35:42 AM
Seems a bit gubbed this morning noooo:
PICNIC... whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2014, 11:55:04 AM
Seems a bit gubbed this morning noooo:
PICNIC... whistle:
PIGPEN
Problem Is Ginger People Especially Nick
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2014, 12:08:02 PM
Seems a bit gubbed this morning noooo:
PICNIC... whistle:
PIGPEN
Problem Is Ginger People Especially Nick
happy001
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2014, 12:11:32 PM
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 10:24:00 PM
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2014, 10:37:14 PM
I had to go to a serious web site
For BM
Quote from: the interweb
Oops! Google Chrome could not find www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com)
Try reloading the page
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 10:38:25 PM
a gubber horrorshow
I had to go to a serious web site
For BMQuote from: the interwebOops! Google Chrome could not find www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com)
Try reloading the page
sleeping......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 04:53:58 AM
Werking fine now like..... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2014, 09:37:34 AM
Sun still rises though
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Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 09:53:19 AM
Tis been like it about a week. Last night was the worstedAt what time...?
Sun still rises though
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Post by: Steve on June 25, 2014, 02:45:30 PM
Last night's was about 11 pm BSTTis been like it about a week. Last night was the worstedAt what time...?
Sun still rises though
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Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 03:18:49 PM
Last night's was about 11 pm BSTTis been like it about a week. Last night was the worstedAt what time...?
Sun still rises though
______________________________
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Will keep a log if it happens again
Tar! Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2014, 09:32:06 PM
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2014, 09:43:21 PM
Been gubbed for about 2 hours,,,,,,,,, evil:....... noooo:totally ent-fucked it was
not enough shillings in the meter?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2014, 09:45:46 PM
Been gubbed for about 2 hours,,,,,,,,, evil:....... noooo:totally ent-fucked it was
not enough shillings in the meter?
More likely BM fiddling with the knobs. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2014, 09:46:42 PM
Been gubbed for about 2 hours,,,,,,,,, evil:....... noooo:totally ent-fucked it was
not enough shillings in the meter?
More likely BM fiddling with the knobs. noooo:
He should phone Justin......... Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2014, 09:52:32 PM
Been gubbed for about 2 hours,,,,,,,,, evil:....... noooo:totally ent-fucked it was
not enough shillings in the meter?
More likely BM fiddling with the knobs. noooo:
He should phone Justin......... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2014, 10:00:40 PM
Post by: Baldy on July 23, 2014, 10:08:53 PM
Back up again but getting on to the main page was as slow as Apey opening his wallet... noooo:
Same here.
Gubbed. noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2014, 10:34:37 PM
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2014, 04:50:18 AM
Servers in San Francisco must have crashed or summat.... Shrugs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2014, 06:57:46 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 24, 2014, 07:08:01 AM
Those bloody fault lines scared2:
That'll be the ones BM phones when the VP goes down ;)
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2014, 07:18:48 AM
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2014, 07:20:41 AM
Those bloody fault lines scared2:
That'll be the ones BM phones when the VP goes down ;)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2014, 02:25:06 AM
Quote
Barman 02:18:45 AM Viewing the board index of The Virtual Pub.
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2014, 03:10:21 AM
Has BM been twiddling the knobs while nobody is looking.... scared2:QuoteBarman 02:18:45 AM Viewing the board index of The Virtual Pub.
Tapa talk shite//////// noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2014, 03:22:24 AM
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 12:40:32 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Bit slow this arvo.....? rubschin:
Couldn't get in for a while....... evil:
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 12:58:32 PM
Bit slow this arvo.....? rubschin:
Couldn't get in for a while....... evil:
That owld excuse.... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 01:12:28 PM
Bit slow this arvo.....? rubschin:
Couldn't get in for a while....... evil:
That owld excuse.... ::)
It's gubbed........ noooo:
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 01:18:08 PM
Bit slow this arvo.....? rubschin:
Couldn't get in for a while....... evil:
That owld excuse.... ::)
It's gubbed........ noooo:
it has been a bit up and down this past hour.... evil:
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2014, 01:44:26 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 01:56:49 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:
Wot he said ^^^^^^ cussing:
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 01:57:23 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:
Wot he said ^^^^^^ cussing:
What a complete pile of owld shite..... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 02:01:24 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:
Wot he said ^^^^^^ cussing:
What a complete pile of owld shite..... noooo:
Shout at the gayer........ cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 05:56:07 PM
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:58:25 PM
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:59:48 PM
Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
It must be werking fine....
Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)
Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin: tried other sites all ok ......
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:08:32 PM
It must be werking fine....
Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)
Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin: tried other sites all ok ......
Same here.
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 06:11:06 PM
It must be werking fine....
Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)
Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin: tried other sites all ok ......
Same here.
BM gubbed it.......... noooo:
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:14:18 PM
It must be werking fine....
Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)
Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin: tried other sites all ok ......
Same here.
BM gubbed it.......... noooo:
Afternoon nap? rubschin: rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2014, 06:16:13 PM
It must be werking fine....
Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)
Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin: tried other sites all ok ......
Same here.
BM gubbed it.......... noooo:
Afternoon nap? rubschin: rubschin:
Seems OK over paid broadband. rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 06:17:46 PM
It must be werking fine....
Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)
Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin: tried other sites all ok ......
Same here.
BM gubbed it.......... noooo:
Afternoon nap? rubschin: rubschin:
Seems OK over paid broadband. rubschin:
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 06:18:19 PM
It must be werking fine....
Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)
Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin: tried other sites all ok ......
Same here.
BM gubbed it.......... noooo:
Afternoon nap? rubschin: rubschin:
Seems OK over paid broadband. rubschin:
cussing:
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 06:41:33 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2015, 06:43:44 PM
All fixed.... angel1
cussing: I thought it was something to do with the power out...
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2015, 06:45:23 PM
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 06:49:45 PM
WHO fixed it??? whistle:
angel1
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 04, 2015, 07:00:41 PM
WHO fixed it??? whistle:
angel1
No, Liroy . . .
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2015, 07:07:58 PM
All fixed.... angel1happ096
Useful website for times like this:
http://www.websitenotworking.com/virtual-pub.com (http://www.websitenotworking.com/virtual-pub.com)
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 03:34:36 AM
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2015, 10:19:29 AM
cussing: just back.......BM needs to tell his neighbour not to turn their interweb off
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2015, 03:19:56 PM
cussing: just back.......BM needs to tell his neighbour not to turn their interweb off
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 04:51:38 PM
cussing: just back.......BM needs to tell his neighbour not to turn their interweb off
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 08:16:42 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2015, 09:44:44 AM
It was a bit gubberated there for a short while.... rubschin:How can you tell?
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2015, 10:13:24 AM
Cos he gubbed it?It was a bit gubberated there for a short while.... rubschin:How can you tell?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2015, 10:22:17 AM
doh:Cos he gubbed it?It was a bit gubberated there for a short while.... rubschin:How can you tell?
Obvious when you think about it
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 10:32:08 AM
Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2015, 11:04:56 AM
evil:point: PICNIC
Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 11:16:33 AM
evil:point: PICNIC
Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
Has been a bit slow all morning....
All working fine now although TMR is having problems.... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2015, 11:23:17 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2015, 11:33:15 AM
evil:point: PICNIC
Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
Has been a bit slow all morning....
All working fine now although TMR is having problems.... rubschin:
Windoze 10 you say?
Now they have a billion
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 12:07:45 PM
evil:point: PICNIC
Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
Has been a bit slow all morning....
All working fine now although TMR is having problems.... rubschin:
Windoze 10 you say?
Now they have a billionsuckersusers on it, they can't handle the volume of data being forwarded to the CIA/NSA.
scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2015, 12:25:44 PM
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 12:44:22 PM
Gubbed here.... evil:
How did you post then...? ::)
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2015, 01:09:52 PM
evil:point: PICNIC
Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-QmU41exASk0%2FTca_KxvcxxI%2FAAAAAAAAAXE%2FEmJesLDxnxc%2Fs320%2F100_2073.JPG&hash=38b62dda0618d2172dccdf96b9149b2c529ed88e)
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2015, 07:39:59 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2015, 08:14:53 PM
Couldn't get in for last half hour.... rubschin: was gonna use that donate thing .... whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
You crease me up sometimes.
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2015, 08:16:07 PM
Couldn't get in for last half hour.... rubschin: was gonna use that donate thing .... whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
You crease me up sometimes.
The moment passed...... whistle:
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2015, 12:09:04 AM
Couldn't get in for last half hour.... rubschin: was gonna use that donate thing .... whistle:;D
rubschin:
You do know it's not a button where the site donates to you
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2015, 07:44:52 AM
Couldn't get in for last half hour.... rubschin: was gonna use that donate thing .... whistle:
It is 'donate' not donut'..... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2015, 10:18:22 PM
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2015, 12:53:06 AM
evil:evil: evil:
Some bizarre quadcopter accident disabling the server?
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2015, 01:00:11 AM
evil:evil: evil:
Some bizarre quadcopter accident disabling the server?
2 halves of lager I expect....... noooo:
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2015, 12:35:14 PM
So must be some even dafter fuck up took the VP down last night. Maybe the server is the other side of the garage door
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2016, 09:57:18 AM
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2016, 10:01:34 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36854916 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36854916)
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2016, 10:14:51 AM
Aha it was all BT's fault
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36854916 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36854916)
Actually the pub has been a bit wobbly too... redface:
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2016, 10:17:00 AM
Wi Fi went off here earlier for a bit too, but only for some sites rubschin:
Post by: Steve on July 28, 2016, 08:33:10 PM
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.new#new (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.new#new)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2016, 09:20:21 PM
BM's Vorticity has buggered the Random Images threadAgreed
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.new#new (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.new#new)
I thought it was just me it didn't work for.
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 12:32:27 AM
Ah I see what you mean now, scrolling down the screen has suffered the curse of Baldymort. noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 06:34:08 AM
It says the last post was Steve... whistle:
Yesterday morning the last post was JOM but yes, I can only see that one of mine... redface:
I'll get me toolbox out like! :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 06:39:20 AM
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2016, 08:56:55 AM
There,ungubbedfixed it! :thumbsup:
Much tar Mr BM :thumbsup:
Wot had gone wrong?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2016, 08:57:58 AM
There,PIBNIC point:ungubbedfixed it! :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 09:00:26 AM
There,PIBNIC point:ungubbedfixed it! :thumbsup:
evil:
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 09:01:51 AM
There,ungubbedfixed it! :thumbsup:
Much tar Mr BM :thumbsup:
Wot had gone wrong?
Dunno... Shrugs:
Something bizarre in the video link... no matter how I changed it the same thing happened... rubschin:
...in the end I searched for the video on YouTube and added that - worked fine... :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2016, 09:33:56 AM
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 10:13:25 AM
scared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
eeek:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 10:28:29 AM
scared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 10:33:17 AM
scared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away? rubschin:
Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg! :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2016, 11:23:46 AM
Ah but it made him sickscared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away? rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 11:47:04 AM
scared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away? rubschin:
Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg! :thumbsup:
It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 01:21:56 PM
scared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away? rubschin:
Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg! :thumbsup:
It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites noooo:
cloud9:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 07:40:52 PM
scared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away? rubschin:
Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg! :thumbsup:
It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites noooo:
cloud9:
For countless decades the Greater Spotted Clueless Baldymort has roamed the plains, his distinctive bucket shaped head a familiar sight to residents of Cyprus and tourists alike who have helped him get out of one accident or another. But now the Baldymort is in danger of extinction, left to his own devices by the guardian Landlady, this clueless behemoth stands in peril of either starvation or burning down his natural habitat.
For just £2 a month we can pay for local residents to feed the Baldymort under the sympathy invite program, and stop this poor creature from sliding into oblivion.
Just £2 a month...
Just £2 a month...
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 07:42:34 PM
scared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away? rubschin:
Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg! :thumbsup:
It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites noooo:
cloud9:
For countless decades the Greater Spotted Clueless Baldymort has roamed the plains, his distinctive bucket shaped head a familiar sight to residents of Cyprus and tourists alike who have helped him get out of one accident or another. But now the Baldymort is in danger of extinction, left to his own devices by the guardian Landlady, this clueless behemoth stands in peril of either starvation or burning down his natural habitat.
For just £2 a month we can pay for local residents to feed the Baldymort under the sympathy invite program, and stop this poor creature from sliding into oblivion.
Just £2 a month...
Just £2 a month...
rubschin:
Via the donate button like! :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2016, 09:53:18 PM
lol:scared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away? rubschin:
Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg! :thumbsup:
It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites noooo:
cloud9:
For countless decades the Greater Spotted Clueless Baldymort has roamed the plains, his distinctive bucket shaped head a familiar sight to residents of Cyprus and tourists alike who have helped him get out of one accident or another. But now the Baldymort is in danger of extinction, left to his own devices by the guardian Landlady, this clueless behemoth stands in peril of either starvation or burning down his natural habitat.
For just £2 a month we can pay for local residents to feed the Baldymort under the sympathy invite program, and stop this poor creature from sliding into oblivion.
Just £2 a month...
Just £2 a month...
rubschin:
Give sod all and he'll fade away you say
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2016, 04:40:42 AM
lol:scared2: BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties evil:
So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away? rubschin:
Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg! :thumbsup:
It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites noooo:
cloud9:
For countless decades the Greater Spotted Clueless Baldymort has roamed the plains, his distinctive bucket shaped head a familiar sight to residents of Cyprus and tourists alike who have helped him get out of one accident or another. But now the Baldymort is in danger of extinction, left to his own devices by the guardian Landlady, this clueless behemoth stands in peril of either starvation or burning down his natural habitat.
For just £2 a month we can pay for local residents to feed the Baldymort under the sympathy invite program, and stop this poor creature from sliding into oblivion.
Just £2 a month...
Just £2 a month...
rubschin:
Give sod all and he'll fade away you say
rubschin:
sad32: sad32: sad32:
Post by: Pirate on August 11, 2016, 07:33:23 PM
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 06:44:58 AM
Whats happened to all the YouTube videos on Desert Island Discs?
What the ones that have just turned into a black box...? Copyright infringement apparently...
Also, the software add-on that the site uses to turn youtube URLs into clickable videos went obsolete some time ago...
Post by: Pirate on August 12, 2016, 07:44:22 AM
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 08:08:35 AM
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 09:54:59 AM
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2016, 10:01:45 AM
...it is complicated... evil:
Seems they've now stopped that trick of just editing out the 's' from https
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 10:11:41 AM
...it is complicated... evil:
Seems they've now stopped that trick of just editing out the 's' from https
Yes...
There is a new version of the Aeva Media software that we use for $9.99 but you have to uninstall the old one first - and that gives me the red screen of death warning.... scared2:
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2016, 11:24:59 AM
scared2: scared2:...it is complicated... evil:
Seems they've now stopped that trick of just editing out the 's' from https
Yes...
There is a new version of the Aeva Media software that we use for $9.99 but you have to uninstall the old one first - and that gives me the red screen of death warning.... scared2:
Well I'd happily fund the $9.99 but keep that screen of death well away
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2016, 07:20:38 AM
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2016, 07:38:18 AM
Quote
QuoteAnybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?rubschin:
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2016, 07:56:24 AM
No issues here. Well not with emotiwotsits or quotes anyway
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2016, 08:06:33 AM
QuoteQuoteAnybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?rubschin:
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2016, 08:37:20 AM
Give him some space, he's a sick man.QuoteQuoteAnybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?rubschin:
facepalm:
And he's got flu as well
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2016, 08:38:30 AM
Quote
QuoteGive him some space, he's a sick man.QuoteQuoteAnybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?rubschin:
facepalm:
And he's got flu as well
sad24:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2016, 09:59:12 AM
QuoteQuoteGive him some space, he's a sick man.QuoteQuoteAnybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?rubschin:
facepalm:
And he's got flu as well
sad24:
So in other words Tipsy is having technical issues while it's business as usual for Hell's Carrot rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2016, 10:11:38 AM
QuotewORKS FINE FOR ME AS WELLQuoteAnybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?rubschin:
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2016, 10:28:59 AM
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2016, 11:48:19 AM
I'll have to have a look at Tipsy's profile then... whistle:We need a voyeur emotiwotsit
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2016, 11:50:37 AM
I'll have to have a look at Tipsy's profile then... whistle:We need a voyeur emotiwotsit
I thought it was this one >>> eyes:
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2016, 04:13:13 PM
Oh noes that's the one where you're very open about itI'll have to have a look at Tipsy's profile then... whistle:We need a voyeur emotiwotsit
I thought it was this one >>> eyes:
(Like me as a Johnny come lately to the Pub has any authority on the matter)
I will researcherise voyeur emojis. If I get arrested please send hacksaw blades.
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2016, 09:13:00 AM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 15, 2016, 09:20:58 AM
I've fixed it... Xmas6:
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2016, 09:39:13 AM
I've fixed it... Xmas6:
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
angel1
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2016, 10:31:42 AM
what was the gubberation that had prevented Tipsy emojiwotsitting
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
And . . .
what was the gubberation that had prevented Tipsy emojiwotsitting
I had to give her profile a good seeing to! Thumbs:
PICNIC error...
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2016, 12:13:13 PM
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2016, 02:55:44 PM
Banghead
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2016, 03:20:21 PM
The message body was left empty.
Banghead
No fix available yet... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2016, 07:26:24 PM
The message body was left empty.
Banghead
On the quote thingy..??
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2016, 10:00:27 PM
YepThe message body was left empty.
Banghead
On the quote thingy..??
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2016, 11:08:03 PM
Post by: Steve on December 30, 2016, 09:47:43 PM
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2016, 08:08:44 AM
Apparently the 'full' version of the latest release works fine - it is just the upgrade (wot I used) that does it...
Post by: Steve on December 31, 2016, 11:39:33 AM
It is a known bug but no fix yet..."latest release" scared2: scared2: scared2:
Apparently the 'full' version of the latest release works fine - it is just the upgrade (wot I used) that does it...
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2017, 02:38:19 PM
Should be a bit quickerer...
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2017, 02:47:32 PM
Just done a quick php software upgrade - we were using an out-of-date version...scared2:
Should be a bit quickerer...
(but so far so good)
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2017, 01:33:22 AM
Just done a quick php software upgrade - we were using an out-of-date version...scared2:
Should be a bit quickerer...
(but so far so good)
0 to blue screen in 5 seconds you say... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2017, 07:27:29 AM
rubschin:Just done a quick php software upgrade - we were using an out-of-date version...scared2:
Should be a bit quickerer...
(but so far so good)
0 to blue screen in 5 seconds you say... rubschin:
With my habitual use of cheap, small and old PCs I really couldn't blame BM for that could I?
But have to say it does seem faster now BM has greased the forum's nipples
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2017, 07:34:09 AM
rubschin:Just done a quick php software upgrade - we were using an out-of-date version...scared2:
Should be a bit quickerer...
(but so far so good)
0 to blue screen in 5 seconds you say... rubschin:
With my habitual use of cheap, small and old PCs I really couldn't blame BM for that could I?
But have to say it does seem faster now BM has greased the forum's nipples
cloud9:
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2017, 04:58:38 PM
BM's tinkering has effed up Tapatalk cussing:
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2017, 05:10:13 PM
Banghead evil: evil: evil:
BM's tinkering has effed up Tapatalk cussing:
eeek:
I'll get me spanners out like....
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2017, 05:24:32 PM
This might also need the socket set, stilsons a club hammer and a rather large amount of duck tape... noooo:
I'll have a go at it tomoz when I am collapso free... whistle:
Or I could just downgrade the php to the old, out of date vulnerable version...? rubschin:
Nah, I'll do it proper like! :thumbsup:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 28, 2017, 06:27:00 PM
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2017, 07:34:46 PM
Why are you still at work when we are partying with Miss D? Stop it. ::)
I wasn't invited! evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 09:04:44 PM
Hmmm.... rubschin:
This might also need the socket set, stilsons a club hammer and a rather large amount of duck tape... noooo:
I'll have a go at it tomoz when I am collapso free... whistle:
Or I could just downgrade the php to the old, out of date vulnerable version...? rubschin:
Nah, I'll do it proper like! :thumbsup:
Oh Gawd..... scared2:
Has anyone made sure that the emergency facebook page is still up and running...
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2017, 01:59:55 PM
You were, via Tapatalk. whistle:Why are you still at work when we are partying with Miss D? Stop it. ::)
I wasn't invited! evil:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2017, 03:16:51 PM
When using my phone I am only getting half a screen?
Has rationing been applied ? rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2017, 03:27:18 PM
My VP is bottomless !!
When using my phone I am only getting half a screen?
Has rationing been applied ? rubschin:
BM's been twiddling his knobs again... noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2017, 04:35:43 PM
You were, via Tapatalk. whistle:Why are you still at work when we are partying with Miss D? Stop it. ::)
I wasn't invited! evil:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2017, 04:36:52 PM
My VP is bottomless !!
When using my phone I am only getting half a screen?
Has rationing been applied ? rubschin:
Nah, I have just moved all of Nick's posts to the bottom, your phone is obviously rejecting them... whistle:
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2017, 09:11:37 PM
It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2017, 05:23:04 AM
Tapatalk stll not working on the VP
It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on
Try that like... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2017, 11:33:45 AM
Still no goodTapatalk stll not working on the VP
It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on
Try that like... rubschin:
And now OK
It demanded my password again and it kept saying it was the forum's problem that it wasn't taking it
But ''twas me
(edited via Tapatalk)
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2017, 01:56:21 PM
And the other good news is I've now (by a process of isolation) rememberised my VP passwordStill no goodTapatalk stll not working on the VP
It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on
Try that like... rubschin:
And now OK
It demanded my password again and it kept saying it was the forum's problem that it wasn't taking it
But ''twas me
(edited via Tapatalk)
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2017, 02:42:57 PM
And the other good news is I've now (by a process of isolation) rememberised my VP passwordStill no goodTapatalk stll not working on the VP
It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on
Try that like... rubschin:
And now OK
It demanded my password again and it kept saying it was the forum's problem that it wasn't taking it
But ''twas me
(edited via Tapatalk)
Is it "password"...? whistle:
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2017, 03:50:11 PM
Of course, I upgraded it from <carriage return>And the other good news is I've now (by a process of isolation) rememberised my VP passwordStill no goodTapatalk stll not working on the VP
It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on
Try that like... rubschin:
And now OK
It demanded my password again and it kept saying it was the forum's problem that it wasn't taking it
But ''twas me
(edited via Tapatalk)
Is it "password"...? whistle:
Liar:
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 06:30:41 AM
Just in... scared2:
Quote
Dear barman,
On Wednesday the 5th of July 2017, at 9PM PST (5AM GMT on the 6th), CoreISP.net will start performing network maintenance.
The maintenance window is 15 to 30 minutes. During this time, you may experience:
- Intermediate (full) downtime (which may result in DNS/resolver warnings)
- Packet loss
- Interrupted connections
- "No route to host" warnings (notably when attempting to use ping.)
We advise not to use FTP during this maintenance window, as your up/download may be interrupted; which can lead to problems with your website.
The goal of the maintenance procedures are to tenfold the network capacity by adding a new carrier to the blend of internet providers, extending internal bandwidth, and to change primary carrier routes to several parts in the world. All this combined with new network hardware. The end-result is that you will experience faster loading times and higher up- and download speeds to your website(s). Ping roundtrip times will not be affected (much).
We apologise for the late notification, due to circumstances the new carrier decided to use the 5th instead of the 17th as the date to perform the required changes to our connectivity.
Should you have any questions, please open a support ticket.
Warm regards,
NOC
Gray Web Host
CoreISP.net Corporation
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2017, 08:30:33 AM
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 08:37:18 AM
rubschin: It'll probably take until the 17th for the BT DNS to find the VP again
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 07:58:33 AM
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2017, 08:16:08 AM
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 08:34:15 AM
I wasn't aware of any off lineage.... noooo:I'll blame that useless Alexa then.
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2017, 10:09:42 PM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?
Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 10:11:19 PM
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboardWere we offline overnight or was it just for me?
Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2017, 10:13:50 PM
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboardWere we offline overnight or was it just for me?
Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 10:17:07 PM
deffoSomeone must have left their bucket on the keyboardWere we offline overnight or was it just for me?
Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2017, 11:22:37 PM
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboardWere we offline overnight or was it just for me?
Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
Quote from: Alexa
I'll teach that bucket wearing oddball to order me around.....
scared2:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2017, 10:09:07 AM
deffoSomeone must have left their bucket on the keyboardWere we offline overnight or was it just for me?
Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
BM: "Alexa, whatever you do, don't switch off the VP"
Alexa: "Don't do what?"
BM: "Switch off the VP"
Alexa: "OK"
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2017, 10:32:02 AM
deffoSomeone must have left their bucket on the keyboardWere we offline overnight or was it just for me?
Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
BM: "Alexa, whatever you do, don't switch off the VP"
Alexa: "Don't do what?"
BM: "Switch off the VP"
Alexa: "OK"
Or perhaps she overheard me saying, "I wish I could keep that parasite Apey out of the pub."...? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2017, 12:03:01 PM
deffoSomeone must have left their bucket on the keyboardWere we offline overnight or was it just for me?
Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
BM: "Alexa, whatever you do, don't switch off the VP"
Alexa: "Don't do what?"
BM: "Switch off the VP"
Alexa: "OK"
Or perhaps she overheard me saying, "I wish I could keep that parasite Apey out of the pub."...? rubschin:
evil:
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2017, 04:15:32 PM
1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.
2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)
I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).
OK?
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2017, 04:21:01 PM
Will we all (except Apey) get more refunds on Tap A Talk? cloud9:
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2017, 04:33:42 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Will we all (except Apey) get more refunds on Tap A Talk? cloud9:
Yup! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2017, 04:35:44 PM
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2017, 09:17:59 PM
Stuff...:thumbsup:
1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.
2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)
I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).
OK?
Doesn't that cost you munny?
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2017, 08:08:36 AM
Stuff...:thumbsup:
1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.
2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)
I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).
OK?
Doesn't that cost you munny?
Not so much...
I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2017, 08:18:46 AM
OK, I'll say ta thenStuff...:thumbsup:
1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.
2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)
I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).
OK?
Doesn't that cost you munny?
Not so much...
I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2017, 08:21:24 AM
OK, I'll say ta thenStuff...:thumbsup:
1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.
2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)
I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).
OK?
Doesn't that cost you munny?
Not so much...
I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?
Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2017, 08:23:00 AM
OK, I'll say ta thenStuff...:thumbsup:
1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.
2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)
I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).
OK?
Doesn't that cost you munny?
Not so much...
I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?
Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee... rubschin:
Note to self: Make sure the emergency Faceache page is still up and running... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2017, 08:24:58 AM
OK, I'll say ta thenStuff...:thumbsup:
1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.
2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)
I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).
OK?
Doesn't that cost you munny?
Not so much...
I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?
Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee... rubschin:
Note to self: Make sure the emergency Faceache page is still up and running... rubschin:
::)
I have upgraded three other sites this morning already with no ishews... whistle:
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2017, 08:37:33 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2017, 08:39:51 AM
OK, I'll say ta thenStuff...:thumbsup:
1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.
2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)
I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).
OK?
Doesn't that cost you munny?
Not so much...
I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?
Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee... rubschin:
Note to self: Make sure the emergency Faceache page is still up and running... rubschin:
::)
I have upgraded three other sites this morning already with no ishews... whistle:
None so far anyway. I had disaster planning drummed into me over the years when it came to server/site/system upgrades etc so I'm just following the lessons learned. I'd be the first to admit I've worked for some paranoid oddball IT managers though... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2017, 09:00:42 AM
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2017, 09:05:41 AM
Four... whistle:Hopefully they pay better than this does
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2017, 09:51:53 AM
whistle:OK, I'll say ta thenStuff...:thumbsup:
1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.
2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)
I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).
OK?
Doesn't that cost you munny?
Not so much...
I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?
Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee... rubschin:
Note to self: Make sure the emergency Faceache page is still up and running... rubschin:
::)
I have upgraded three other sites this morning, all with no users... whistle:
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2017, 01:29:54 PM
Post by: Steve on August 11, 2017, 02:59:17 PM
And there it was, done! angel1happ096 and seamlessly too worthy:
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2017, 04:16:35 PM
And there it was, done! angel1happ096 and seamlessly too worthy:
There was nobody here... redface:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 11, 2017, 08:50:16 PM
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 04:29:36 PM
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2017, 04:30:56 PM
Add photo option has vanished from PMs
Has it...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 04:31:58 PM
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2017, 04:32:09 PM
Add photo option has vanished from PMs
Has it...? rubschin:
It has! eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 04:32:41 PM
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2017, 04:35:30 PM
point:
Shrugs:
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 04:36:30 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2017, 09:05:25 PM
noooo:
He is worried about me knowing one of LL's mates ......... noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2017, 11:22:26 PM
noooo:
He is worried about me knowing one of LL's mates ......... noooo:
Why? Something tells me that they have some embarrassing stories about BM. Given how he manages that without help most of the time they must be good... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2017, 05:36:20 AM
Add photo option has vanished from PMs
I dunno what the problem is, I'm not sure I've ever included an image in a PM...? rubschin:
In the short term, if you need to do so click here (http://postimages.org/) and paste the resulting link into the PM.
OK?
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2017, 11:07:39 AM
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2017, 11:08:59 AM
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2017, 11:13:10 AM
It's up and down like a tart's knickers cussing:
Of course, of course... pathead:
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2017, 01:30:19 PM
Testing, testing... whistle:fine here now
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2017, 01:36:57 PM
Testing, testing... whistle:fine here now
Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on September 03, 2017, 06:20:31 AM
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2017, 06:24:00 AM
Woohoo :thumbsup:
Party001:
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2017, 10:41:55 AM
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2017, 11:37:12 AM
:thumbsup: I thought it was me last nightWe blamed you as well
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2017, 04:10:47 PM
:thumbsup: I thought it was me last nightWe blamed you as well
It was Booger for sure.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2017, 07:51:52 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2017, 08:23:58 PM
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2018, 05:00:01 PM
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 09:58:03 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2019, 11:42:59 AM
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 03:32:45 PM
Why is 'Random image thread' locked?
Dunno, I've only just managed to get onto the site again... I'll get my spanners out...
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 03:38:02 PM
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2019, 06:05:21 PM
Unlocked! :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 07:55:33 PM
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2019, 10:05:15 AM
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 10:29:50 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2019, 12:51:22 PM
Have I fixed it...? rubschin::thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 12:55:02 PM
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 12:55:22 PM
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2019, 01:11:57 PM
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2019, 01:12:51 PM
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 02:05:29 PM
Not everybody is back in yet... It will take a while for all the servers to update world-wide...ta
(but that so sounds like your plan for world domination )
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2019, 02:42:00 PM
Not everybody is back in yet... It will take a while for all the servers to update world-wide...ta
(but that so sounds like your plan for world domination )
Nah, that ship has sailed... cry:
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 02:48:28 PM
Has for us allNot everybody is back in yet... It will take a while for all the servers to update world-wide...ta
(but that so sounds like your plan for world domination )
Nah, that ship has sailed... cry:
Weirdly I dreamt about playing Risk last night and stupidly resigned when in an obvs winning position. The world could have been mine, mine I tell thee
Post by: Just One More on February 17, 2019, 08:55:36 AM
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2019, 08:57:53 AM
Woohoo, it's back. Top work Barman :thumbsup:
angel1
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2019, 09:15:40 AM
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2019, 09:19:51 AM
BM - your special skills and patience will be rewarded some day cloud9:
In heaven prolly... sadsmiley30:
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2019, 12:42:37 PM
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2019, 01:54:14 PM
running slower than a train on a wrong type of snow day (but only when posting)
Seems fine here... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2019, 02:01:43 PM
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2019, 06:32:38 PM
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2019, 03:25:19 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2019, 12:49:52 AM
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2019, 04:10:38 AM
I can't log on in mornings.......... rubschin:
::)
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 04:30:32 AM
I can't log on in mornings.......... rubschin:
::)
At least Apey has figured out that mornings exist, that's a start... whistle:
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2019, 04:42:01 AM
I can't log on in mornings.......... rubschin:
::)
At least Apey has figured out that mornings exist, that's a start... whistle:
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2019, 04:44:16 PM
I can't log on in mornings.......... rubschin:
::)
At least Apey has figured out that mornings exist, that's a start... whistle:
rubschin:
Same today ....... whistle:
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2019, 02:46:35 PM
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 05:41:33 AM
'Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later'
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2019, 06:05:08 AM
been getting this a lot the last few days
'Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later'
Thanks... Haven't seen it for some time but I'll check into it... :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 06:31:50 AM
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2019, 08:07:28 AM
An example was just before you posted in the Good Morning thread. I was going to beat you for once but locked out
rubschin:
Okay, thanks...
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 08:25:54 AM
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2019, 08:30:05 AM
Do you want a log kept?
It would be useful please...
As I said, I know the message but haven't seen it for some time...
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 08:36:26 AM
of course it could just be the BT DNS again
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2019, 07:25:46 PM
An example was just before you posted in the Good Morning thread. I was going to beat you for once but locked out
rubschin:
Okay, thanks...
Me too......... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on December 26, 2019, 09:12:49 AM
Well I'll temp fate by saying all's been OK since. couple of times it's locked up waiting for response for about 10 seconds but no failuresDo you want a log kept?
It would be useful please...
As I said, I know the message but haven't seen it for some time...
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2019, 09:16:21 AM
Well I'll temp fate by saying all's been OK since. couple of times it's locked up waiting for response for about 10 seconds but no failuresDo you want a log kept?
It would be useful please...
As I said, I know the message but haven't seen it for some time...
Brilliant, has been fine here too... :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2020, 12:08:26 PM
'Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.'
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2020, 12:21:35 PM
Just did it again
'Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.'
Arse! evil:
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2020, 12:38:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 04:51:13 PM
whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2020, 12:17:25 AM
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2020, 12:18:07 AM
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2020, 12:43:52 AM
Working here
rubschin: prob my putor ..needs updating ..(throwing away )...
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2020, 07:14:31 AM
Working here
rubschin: prob my putor ..needs updating ..(throwing away )...
It could be something to do with the neighbour's interweb connection... whistle:
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2020, 09:34:52 AM
Working here
rubschin: prob my putor ..needs updating ..(throwing away )...
PICNIC... whistle:
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2020, 12:17:56 PM
Quote
Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
Please contact the server administrator at webmaster@virtual-pub.com to inform them of the time this error occurred, and the actions you performed just before this error.
More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2020, 01:06:51 PM
oo err (just now) All OK nowQuoteInternal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
Please contact the server administrator at webmaster@virtual-pub.com to inform them of the time this error occurred, and the actions you performed just before this error.
More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
I had that a couple of days ago... I'll report it now somebody else has seen it... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2020, 05:54:26 AM
The current board software is incompatible with the current version of PHP... It has generated 3½ million lines of error messages on the server... lol: redface:
I'm out this morning but when I get back laters I'll upgrade the board software which should solve the problem (and make us GDPR compliant at the same time ::)) scared2:
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2020, 09:54:34 AM
Okay, have sussed out the problem... ::)Sherlock Barman has been on the case :thumbsup:
The current board software is incompatible with the current version of PHP... It has generated 3½ million lines of error messages on the server... lol: redface:
I'm out this morning but when I get back laters I'll upgrade the board software which should solve the problem (and make us GDPR compliant at the same time ::)) scared2:
Have been getting very slow response times (like minutes) the last 2 days but only around midnight. That might be a million or so error reports
Any chance this will get us back of Tapatalk. For all its faults it was very useful
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2020, 02:28:18 PM
Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit... ;)
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2020, 04:28:51 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem... cloud9:
Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit... ;)
noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2020, 05:25:32 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem... cloud9:
Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit... ;)
noooo:
It's a great app, well worth the freebie... whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2020, 06:55:12 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem... cloud9:
Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit... ;)
noooo:
It's a great app, well worth the freebie... whistle:
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2020, 08:26:44 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem... cloud9::thumbsup:
Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit... ;)
I had to remember me passwordical
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2020, 08:28:59 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem... cloud9::thumbsup:
Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit... ;)
I had to remember me passwordical
Me Too..... cussing:
(asked Miss T .)....... redface: redface:
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2020, 08:35:41 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem... cloud9::thumbsup:
Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit... ;)
I had to remember me passwordical
Me Too..... cussing:
(asked Miss T .)....... redface: redface:
Miss T - "It's your name followed by the date of our anniversary" ;)
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2020, 08:48:49 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem... cloud9::thumbsup:
Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit... ;)
I had to remember me passwordical
Me Too..... cussing:
(asked Miss T .)....... redface: redface:
Miss T - "It's your name followed by the date of our anniversary" ;)
scared2:
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2020, 04:56:55 AM
Okay, have fixed the problem... cloud9::thumbsup:
Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit... ;)
I had to remember me passwordical
Me Too..... cussing:
(asked Miss T .)....... redface: redface:
Miss T - "It's your name followed by the date of our anniversary" ;)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2020, 12:08:45 AM
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2020, 05:00:54 AM
Dunno if this is relevant but around midnight each night the site goes really slow for a short time
Some backup process at the data centre... I'll ask... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2020, 09:11:57 AM
:thumbsup: that was my guess but weirdly it seems to happen on the first access after midnight (can take over a minute for a page to load) and then seems fine afterwards. I'd expect a backup to be running for a fair time, not one off.Dunno if this is relevant but around midnight each night the site goes really slow for a short time
Some backup process at the data centre... I'll ask... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2020, 09:40:50 AM
:thumbsup: that was my guess but weirdly it seems to happen on the first access after midnight (can take over a minute for a page to load) and then seems fine afterwards. I'd expect a backup to be running for a fair time, not one off.Dunno if this is relevant but around midnight each night the site goes really slow for a short time
Some backup process at the data centre... I'll ask... rubschin:
Interesting... rubschin:
Next time I stay up 'til 2am I'll test it... ;)
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2020, 10:08:33 AM
Any evidence I can try and collect next time?
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2020, 10:09:09 AM
we expect no less of you ;)
Any evidence I can try and collect next time?
I'll message them and ask if there is any known reason for it...
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2020, 03:59:59 PM
:thumbsup: that was my guess but weirdly it seems to happen on the first access after midnight (can take over a minute for a page to load) and then seems fine afterwards. I'd expect a backup to be running for a fair time, not one off.Dunno if this is relevant but around midnight each night the site goes really slow for a short time
Some backup process at the data centre... I'll ask... rubschin:
Interesting... rubschin:
Next time I stay up 'til 2am I'll test it... ;)
I can ......for per hour or there after ........ Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2020, 12:03:55 AM
1 minute 55 seconds to load the Top Tips thread and then 10 seconds to load the unread topics page and then all fine
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2020, 05:42:19 AM
And dead on midnight it repeats
1 minute 55 seconds to load the Top Tips thread and then 10 seconds to load the unread topics page and then all fine
:thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2020, 12:05:00 AM
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2020, 09:19:20 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 10:05:18 PM
My PC is dying ......... sad24: this is "Pub-command centre".... noooo:
What's wrong with it? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2020, 10:26:06 PM
My PC is dying ......... sad24: this is "Pub-command centre".... noooo:
What's wrong with it? rubschin:
Turns out plugging in Miss T new phone to charge via the USB was causing it to crash ... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 11:01:50 PM
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2020, 06:36:45 AM
My PC is dying ......... sad24: this is "Pub-command centre".... noooo:
PICNIC whistle:
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2020, 09:11:08 AM
I hope you had the phone in airline mode. Every time I do that the PC says 'oh great I've got a hardwired internet connection, I'll use that to update everything incl the OS'My PC is dying ......... sad24: this is "Pub-command centre".... noooo:
What's wrong with it? rubschin:
Turns out plugging in Miss T new phone to charge via the USB was causing it to crash ... rubschin:
1GB of data allowance gone in minutes Banghead
Post by: Just One More on April 17, 2022, 11:24:29 AM
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2022, 11:28:26 AM
Well done Barman :thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2022, 12:01:07 PM
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2022, 12:33:46 PM
getting 403 error Banghead
Anybody else...? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2022, 01:03:16 PM
We probably need a 65" on the Screen Size equals 5/12 distance from viewer rule but can't be arsed to change it, move the shelf etc. ' in the I WANT thread
If instead of 'equals' I use '='
Bizarre
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2022, 02:05:11 PM
Won't let me post '
We probably need a 65" on the Screen Size equals 5/12 distance from viewer rule but can't be arsed to change it, move the shelf etc. ' in the I WANT thread
If instead of 'equals' I use '='
Bizarre
That is strange... rubschin:
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2022, 08:38:44 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 21, 2022, 09:28:49 AM
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2022, 03:29:53 PM
Trouble getting access this morning.
Yes, all my websites were a bit on and off earlier... Is it okay now...?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 21, 2022, 04:23:15 PM
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2022, 04:24:51 PM
Si Barone :thumbsup:
cloud9:
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2022, 02:53:48 PM
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2022, 05:46:01 PM
Site very slow again. Also had trouble getting in a couple of times this week.Same here cry:
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:57:07 AM
Site very slow again. Also had trouble getting in a couple of times this week.Same here cry:
BM needs to get his spanners out.... noooo:
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2023, 03:58:32 PM
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2023, 04:05:02 PM
Running v slow today
Agreed!
I thought it was down to some Interwebz issues I've had here - I'll get me spanners out now that I know it is global...
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2023, 05:06:11 PM
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2023, 06:36:40 PM
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2023, 06:38:42 PM
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2024, 11:13:33 AM
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2024, 11:53:40 AM
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2024, 03:12:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2024, 12:57:32 PM
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Post by: Steve on May 20, 2024, 05:54:54 PM
The sun still rose
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2024, 03:40:41 PM
Forbidden
Access to this resource on the server is denied!'
Just now
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2024, 04:08:35 PM
'403
Forbidden
Access to this resource on the server is denied!'
Just now
Bugger!
Haven't seen any issues here but I haven't been on much... Anybody else...? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2024, 04:50:50 PM
'403
Forbidden
Access to this resource on the server is denied!'
Just now
Bugger!
Haven't seen any issues here but I haven't been on much... Anybody else...? rubschin:
seems ok ….
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2024, 07:17:11 PM
Eventually beat the sod
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2024, 10:45:54 PM
It was weird, was trying to make that post in the Fantastic Headlines thread and it kept giving me that if I included the BBC link or edited it to include it.
Eventually beat the sod
One ..nil ..Steve .. Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2025, 04:30:16 PM
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2025, 04:36:08 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2025, 07:00:24 PM
Ask your neighbour for his WiFi code
cussing:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2025, 06:10:11 AM
Ask your neighbour for his WiFi code
cussing:
You never know Aoey "Fuck Off" may actually be their WiFi code whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2025, 07:01:44 AM
Not been able to get on .. rubschin: well could view not post … evil:
I had similar issues last week... I'm guessing they are upgrading the network or summat on Cyprus... My broadband here and in Pafos has been reduced to 100...
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2025, 01:30:05 PM