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Title: Live death?
Post by: GROWLER on January 12, 2013, 05:30:46 PM
Just rung a cussie up to tell hin I;'ve fixed his son's horsey saddle and it's therfore ready to collect. :thumbsup:

Before he had chance to say thanks, and I'm on me way or whatever, I heard this scream and an agggggggggghhhh, quickly followed by "banged my head"..... and the 'phone went dead. scared2:

What do I do now then? Shrugs:

On a positive note, if he doesn't come and collect it within 6 months, I do believe it becomes MY property. Thumbs:

Have you seen the price of horsey saddles lately!  eeek:

££££££'S :sex023:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2013, 05:36:22 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2013, 05:40:49 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: GROWLER on January 12, 2013, 05:54:03 PM
Dunno.  Shrugs:
Still no call back.

Should I ring him, or d'ya think someone else may answer his 'phone to tell me he's deaded p'raps? eeek:

Haven;'t been bloody paid for the repair yet either ffs. Banghead
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2013, 06:06:00 PM
Dunno.  Shrugs:
Still no call back.

Should I ring him, or d'ya think someone else may answer his 'phone to tell me he's deaded p'raps? eeek:

Haven;'t been bloody paid for the repair yet either ffs. Banghead

Call him...  ::)

Then open an ebay account....  whistle:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2013, 06:39:49 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2013, 06:40:59 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2013, 06:45:29 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2013, 11:02:01 AM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2013, 12:26:11 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

 ::)

Rang me this morning. Sorted.

Walked into some scaffolding apparently
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2013, 03:23:39 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

 ::)

Rang me this morning. Sorted.

Walked into some scaffolding apparently

Plank..
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2013, 03:31:31 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

 ::)

Rang me this morning. Sorted.

Walked into some scaffolding apparently

Plank..

 drumroll: happy001
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2013, 03:46:12 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

 ::)

Rang me this morning. Sorted.

Walked into some scaffolding apparently

Plank..

 lol: lol:

Perhaps he is part Polish?
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2013, 05:55:12 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

 ::)

Rang me this morning. Sorted.

Walked into some scaffolding apparently

Plank..

I think you'll find that scaffolding is actually made up from metal, not wood, so your lickle joke is actually a most miserable FAIL imo. ::)
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2013, 06:01:32 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

 ::)

Rang me this morning. Sorted.

Walked into some scaffolding apparently

Plank..

I think you'll find that scaffolding is actually made up from metal, not wood, so your lickle joke is actually a most miserable FAIL imo. ::)

How about the bits you stand on - scaffold planks...  whistle:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2013, 06:06:00 PM
But he didn't walk into the bit that you stand on.
 He twatted his head into the scaffold (metal pole).

WTF anyway. Shrugs:
He's got the saddle back now. He sent his missus to collect it as he's feeling a bit groggy still apparently, and I've also been paid. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2013, 06:38:13 PM
Saddle his wife with the debt........... :thumbsup:

 ::)

Rang me this morning. Sorted.

Walked into some scaffolding apparently

Plank..

I think you'll find that scaffolding is actually made up from metal, not wood, so your lickle joke is actually a most miserable FAIL imo. ::)

How about the bits you stand on - scaffold planks...  whistle:

Most of them are metal these days........I had 25 of the fekkers stolen!  cussing:

I just thought that it was odd furniture that the Scallywags have in these modern times.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2013, 07:27:23 PM
Couldn't agree with me could ya...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2013, 07:29:02 PM
Well I thought it was funny............
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2013, 07:30:03 PM
Well I thought it was funny............

it was!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Just One More on January 13, 2013, 09:09:22 PM
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2013, 09:14:50 PM
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."

 ;D   evil:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2013, 09:19:29 PM
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2013, 09:54:19 AM
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2013, 11:56:54 AM
Well I thought it was funny............

it was!  Thumbs:

Believe me. It wasn't. noooo:

It was irrelevant, misguided, pathetic and a load of humourless nonsense. ::)

If I could throw that far, I'd have lobbed eggs and a flour bomb at him. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Live death?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 14, 2013, 06:56:19 PM
Well I thought it was funny............

It sounded like the start of one of yours, "So this bloke waks into a bar..."

 happy001