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Title: Save our BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2013, 01:51:59 PM
With fewer than 1 left in the wild, the BM is the world's most endangered species.

In the Cypriot Far-West - forming the border with Paphos- runs the road to Pissouri. Part of this remote region is known as Barman's Territory, which translates as Land of the Buckethead.

It is the home of the last remaining galvanized buckets. But for how much longer?

Its ancient range is now just a fraction of its former size – split by a burgeoning human population and slow internet connectivity.

Lack of electricity has destroyed large gatherings and social events, leaving the Buckethead with nowhere to hunt and feed.

The Barman is also a lucrative prospect for poachers. Its shiney bucket  is highly prized and can fetch up to 10 wind turbines – a lot of energy for struggling local communities.

With so few left it would be easy to give up and let the Barman go. But we are already acting to save them.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2013, 01:56:21 PM
With fewer than 1 left in the wild, the BM is the world's most endangered species.

In the Cypriot Far-West - forming the border with Paphos- runs the road to Pissouri. Part of this remote region is known as Barman's Territory, which translates as Land of the Buckethead.

It is the home of the last remaining galvanized buckets. But for how much longer?

Its ancient range is now just a fraction of its former size – split by a burgeoning human population and slow internet connectivity.

Lack of electricity has destroyed large gatherings and social events, leaving the Buckethead with nowhere to hunt and feed.

The Barman is also a lucrative prospect for poachers. Its shiney bucket  is highly prized and can fetch up to 10 wind turbines – a lot of ebergy for struggling local communities.

With so few left it would be easy to give up and let the Barmango. But we are already acting to save them.

 whistle:

Just £20 to support the breeding program.
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 02:04:22 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001










Just £2 per month to save this endangered species...  whistle:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2013, 02:07:40 PM
£2 a shag ?  Baldy will be siring you out  whistle:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2013, 02:08:01 PM
Do we get a cuddly toy Barman and regular postcards updating us on his well being?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2013, 02:09:18 PM
£2 a shag ?  Baldy will be siring you out  whistle:

 noooo: I just don't see him as a Stud Muffin  noooo:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2013, 02:10:50 PM
£2 a shag ?  Baldy will be siring you out  whistle:

For 2 quid ..Baldy will be shagging him........
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2013, 02:11:11 PM
Do we get a cuddly toy Barman and regular postcards updating us on his well being?  rubschin:

You do and if you sponsor him long enough you get to go and meet him one day and see how he's grown  lol:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2013, 02:12:37 PM
Do we get a cuddly toy Barman and regular postcards updating us on his well being?  rubschin:

You do and if you sponsor him long enough you get to go and meet him one day and see how he's grown  lol:


See! I knew there would be a flaw in your marketing plan.  ;)
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Misty on January 15, 2013, 02:28:56 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fb4vwzlr87%2FBarmans_Fund.jpg&hash=afb9a8e0c8a60188dc1e57a6c8744261cd027751) (http://postimage.org/image/b4vwzlr87/)
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 02:36:22 PM
Do we get a cuddly toy Barman and regular postcards updating us on his well being?  rubschin:

Of course!*  Thumbs:
















* subject to availability
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Misty on January 15, 2013, 02:56:59 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 03:08:58 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:

Subject to availability....  whistle:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2013, 03:09:09 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:

It is very small, not waterproof and the shins are damaged.  noooo:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 03:10:20 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:

It is very small, not waterproof and the shins are damaged.  noooo:

And the knees....  sad24:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2013, 03:13:51 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:

It is very small, not waterproof and the shins are damaged.  noooo:

And the knees....  sad24:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0)
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 03:16:02 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:

It is very small, not waterproof and the shins are damaged.  noooo:

And the knees....  sad24:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0)

I'm a real boy!  cussing:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 15, 2013, 04:18:02 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:

It is very small, not waterproof and the shins are damaged.  noooo:

And the knees....  sad24:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0)

I'm a real toy!  cussing:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 04:21:00 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:

It is very small, not waterproof and the shins are damaged.  noooo:

And the knees....  sad24:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0)

I'm a real toy!  cussing:

 whistle:

Toy boy?  eyes:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 15, 2013, 04:24:52 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:

It is very small, not waterproof and the shins are damaged.  noooo:

And the knees....  sad24:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0)

I'm a real toy!  cussing:

 whistle:

Toy boy?  eyes:

Oh yes, I refer you to the honourable (at this stage in his life at least) Darwin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0

Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 04:25:57 PM
oooooo a cuddly BM to play with.  cloud9:

It is very small, not waterproof and the shins are damaged.  noooo:

And the knees....  sad24:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0)

I'm a real toy!  cussing:

 whistle:

Toy boy?  eyes:

Oh yes, I refer you to the honourable (at this stage in his life at least) Darwin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGa_mM5kXr0

No, I mean-  Banghead
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 15, 2013, 04:31:23 PM
Don't do that you will get splinters in your eyes. ::)
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 04:37:41 PM
Don't do that you will get splinters in your eyes. ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Just One More on January 15, 2013, 05:55:29 PM
Fiona Phillips reckons he's "just like a real person"

(Seriously, nice post Miss D)
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 15, 2013, 06:55:28 PM
Fiona Phillips reckons he's "just like a real person"

(Seriously, nice post Miss D)

 eeek: eeek: Fiona Phillips is shagging BM?

JOM is right Miss D well thought out post. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 07:08:07 PM
Fiona Phillips reckons he's "just like a real person"

(Seriously, nice post Miss D)

 eeek: eeek: Fiona Phillips is shagging BM?

JOM is right Miss D well thought out post. :thumbsup:

*googles Fiona Phillips*

I couldn't possibly comment....  whistle:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: GROWLER on January 19, 2013, 05:53:08 PM
Where is the owld buzzard ey?
Missin' 'im. cry:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2013, 05:54:37 PM
LL took away his putors.................. whistle:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: GROWLER on January 19, 2013, 06:01:12 PM
LL took away his putors.................. whistle:

No she didn't. evil:
He's well 'ard and not a piggin' mouse that turns over to have its tummy tickled like some in 'ere. noooo:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2013, 06:03:36 PM
LL took away his putors.................. whistle:

No she didn't. evil:
He's well 'ard and not a piggin' mouse that turns over to have its tummy tickled like some in 'ere. noooo:

He has a brown garage floor.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Just One More on January 19, 2013, 06:11:43 PM
Where is the owld buzzard ey?
Missin' 'im. cry:

I was wondering meself  rubschin: But I didn't want to appear concerned like  whistle:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2013, 06:13:41 PM
Think this maybe the week off he mentioned on another thread.............. rubschin:       
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2013, 06:14:48 PM
Will he send us a postcard ?  sad24:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: GROWLER on January 19, 2013, 06:16:21 PM
Think this maybe the week off he mentioned on another thread.............. rubschin:       

Yea. Remember that comment, bur'i thought he was just messin' like. noooo:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2013, 06:22:03 PM
Will he send us a postcard ?  sad24:

Only if LL has packed his crayons
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Just One More on January 19, 2013, 06:28:32 PM
Last post on: January 17, 2013, 09:47:48 AM, that's one and a half days ago  sad32:

I remember having the same feeling when Sinead O'Connor disappeared, but that was after seven hours and fifteen days

Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2013, 06:30:07 PM
 :sex023:

Mind you, she's a lard arse now  noooo:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2013, 06:46:34 PM
:sex023:

Mind you, she's a lard arse now  noooo:

LL is not a lard arse........ noooo:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Just One More on January 19, 2013, 06:58:46 PM
:sex023:

Mind you, she's a lard arse now  noooo:

 Should have gone to Specsavers  (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/happy-now-has-sinead-oconnor-finally-put-her-pain-behind-her-8444844.html)
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 19, 2013, 07:08:51 PM
Nick obviously has a warped view of such things  noooo:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Just One More on January 19, 2013, 07:12:08 PM
Nick obviously has a warped view of such things  noooo:

I think what "Anna (  cloud9: " ) may have said, is the problem is from the shoulders UP  whistle:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 19, 2013, 07:15:45 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2013, 07:18:57 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 19, 2013, 07:28:50 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Save our BM
Post by: GROWLER on January 19, 2013, 07:40:09 PM
Mystery solved everyone!

he's been nicked and presumably in clink! eeek:

Buckethead: Stupid robber caught on tape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJsh4YQpXg#ws)