It's been good.......... :thumbsup:
It's been good.......... :thumbsup:
Good day today... and many more to come... cloud9:
I shall be posting about my fancy dress outfit on the morrow.... whistle:
It's been good.......... :thumbsup:
Good day today... and many more to come... cloud9:
I shall be posting about my fancy dress outfit on the morrow.... whistle:
it's only minutes til the morrow, can't you tell us now? pleeeeeeeeeeeease.
It's been good.......... :thumbsup:
Good day today... and many more to come... cloud9:
I shall be posting about my fancy dress outfit on the morrow.... whistle:
it's only minutes til the morrow, can't you tell us now? pleeeeeeeeeeeease.
Well...
The party has a sixties theme.... whistle:
Oh Gawd ~ Not yer Elvis impersonation again ::)No... ::)
Clive Dunn - Grandad [totp2] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KJGJRd8pGE#)
ooooo, Mama Cass?
348 posts! cloud9:
348 posts! cloud9:
And still climbing ~ Our first day with more than 350 posts since last May :thumbsup:
Quientin Crisp.............. rubschin:
348 posts! cloud9:
And still climbing ~ Our first day with more than 350 posts since last May :thumbsup:
And BM up past 8pm............. :thumbsup:
fingers crossed for another good day of posting all. Thumbs:What is our target?
fantastic. Thumbs: apey and I are working tonight so you will have to post more while we are out.sad32:
Well the laydees are all suspiciously quiet. Perhaps they are all busy getting something hot inside them redface:
Do you still do trainspotting too?
This is harder work than that I get paid to do. lol: and I have a sick note at the moment remember. confused:
Didn't know we 'ad targets to reach tbh. confused:
Are we on posting commision like? eeek: :thumbsup:
eeek: ... rubschin:....:crying3:........ noooo:............... Finger:Didn't know we 'ad targets to reach tbh. confused:
Are we on posting commision like? eeek: :thumbsup:
Yes...
But we've busted it for today so you can all shut up now if you like! lol:
Thank goodness for that my jaw is hurting now. confused:
Thank goodness for that my jaw is hurting now. confused:
shutup:
Thank goodness for that my jaw is hurting now. confused:
shutup:
Isn't it time for you to put your stockings on. evil:
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What a tart.... redface:
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What a tart.... redface:
When I said "get it off yer chest" I didn't mean ...... well eeek:
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What a tart.... redface:
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What a tart.... redface:
What worries me.........they appear to be in different venues.......... rubschin: is there something you want to tell us.........
BM likes dressiing in wimmins clothes ~ Who would have thunk it. Shocked:
BM likes dressiing in wimmins clothes ~ Who would have thunk it. Shocked:
Me..............
Gotta say BM has a fine pair of pins :thumbsup:
BM likes dressiing in wimmins clothes ~ Who would have thunk it. Shocked:
Me..............
Well it doesn't mean he is Gayer:
Gotta say BM has a fine pair of pins :thumbsup:
eyes:
Gotta say BM has a fine pair of pins :thumbsup:
eyes:
BM likes dressiing in wimmins clothes ~ Who would have thunk it. Shocked:
Me..............
Well it doesn't mean he is Gayer:
See also: Eddie Izzard... whistle:
Gotta say BM has a fine pair of pins :thumbsup:
eyes:
For a woman, I meant point:
BM likes dressiing in wimmins clothes ~ Who would have thunk it. Shocked:
Me..............
Well it doesn't mean he is Gayer:
See also: Eddie Izzard... whistle:
But Eddie Izard tells better jokes. ;)
BM likes dressiing in wimmins clothes ~ Who would have thunk it. Shocked:
Me..............
Well it doesn't mean he is Gayer:
See also: Eddie Izzard... whistle:
But Eddie Izard tells better jokes. ;)
BM likes dressiing in wimmins clothes ~ Who would have thunk it. Shocked:
Me..............
Well it doesn't mean he is Gayer:
See also: Eddie Izzard... whistle:
But Eddie Izard tells better jokes. ;)
You beat me ........... ;D
BM likes dressiing in wimmins clothes ~ Who would have thunk it. Shocked:
Me..............
Well it doesn't mean he is Gayer:
See also: Eddie Izzard... whistle:
But Eddie Izard tells better jokes. ;)
You beat me ........... ;D
Don't like Eddie Izzard - far too socialist luvvie for my liking.
A quick, gentle bullet in the back of the head is needed :thumbsup:
Look at all these posts :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
It just shows that even us blokes (BM undecided) can post vast quantities of utter shite. We have to try though whistle:
Don't like Eddie Izzard - far too socialist luvvie for my liking.
A quick, gentle bullet in the back of the head is needed :thumbsup:
Agreed. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Don't like Eddie Izzard - far too socialist luvvie for my liking.
A quick, gentle bullet in the back of the head is needed :thumbsup:
Agreed. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
And if you are unfortunate enough to be watching BBC1 now, can I add Richard Hammond to the "receiver of the bullet" requirement.
Don't like Eddie Izzard - far too socialist luvvie for my liking.
A quick, gentle bullet in the back of the head is needed :thumbsup:
Agreed. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
And if you are unfortunate enough to be watching BBC1 now, can I add Richard Hammond to the "receiver of the bullet" requirement.
Could be a new thread. Thumbs:
That might get a number of posts.
Whooo Hoooo! We've cracked the 300 again today :thumbsup:
Well done all. cloud9:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: hoorah!!! drinks on Apey if we hit it?
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: hoorah!!! drinks on Apey if we hit it?
Thumbs:
If you continue to post an update, together with one of the members giving a thumbs up each time, the count could get quite high. ::)
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: hoorah!!! drinks on Apey if we hit it?
Thumbs:
so no drinks then? cry:
Done! Party001:
Well that fecked it .................no more posts since............. noooo:
417 - I wonder if we could manage 500 in a day...? rubschin:
Many moons ago when I was an apprentice the ganger bollocked me for filling the wheelbarrow up, "never fill it up kid else they'll make bigger barrows for you to fill"... he was right too ;)
and a tin of tartan paint. lol:
The mostest posts this month since September 2011.... cloud9:
The mostest posts this month since September 2011.... cloud9:
We aim to please ........ Thumbs:
The mostest posts this month since September 2011.... cloud9:
We aim to please ........ Thumbs:
The mostest posts this month since September 2011.... cloud9:
We aim to please ........ Thumbs:
Have enuf trouble aiming to piss tbh. cry:
In the cold weather there is no hang, .............in the hot weather the sea is too cold, there is always an excuse.
Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Is that the stats ........ Thumbs:......... noooo:
It appears a missed a busy posting day on the site yesterday.
It appears a missed a busy posting day on the site yesterday.
Another 134 posts and we'll have done 7,000 this month - first time since May 2011... Thumbs:
133 now...
Another 134 posts and we'll have done 7,000 this month - first time since May 2011... Thumbs:
133 now...
Will we get updates like...... :thumbsup:
65 more needed ::)
65 more needed ::)
Top man .....knew we could rely on you........ :thumbsup:
So is that 64 now...... rubschin:
And only you and me here tunble:
I want to go out and get a haircut. angry041:
How many?
One, you say?
Beers on BM............ :thumbsup:
I'm back!
Bread bought
Haircut done
Bangers bought (forgot them on previous list)
Bank Machine coughed up
Car filled (before the petrol goes up again)
All tasks completed. :thumbsup:
I'm back as well. Fuse bought ~ central locking on car :thumbsup:
I'm back as well. Fuse bought ~ central locking on car :thumbsup:
Isn't that the most satisfying feeling...? lol:
The Panjero did some strange things a couple of years ago... I tracked through the myriad of fuse boxes and replaced one which fixed everything! cloud9:
I'm back as well. Fuse bought ~ central locking on car :thumbsup:
Isn't that the most satisfying feeling...? lol:
The Panjero did some strange things a couple of years ago... I tracked through the myriad of fuse boxes and replaced one which fixed everything! cloud9:
It was cloud9:
I wasn't prepared to spend money on getting it repaired otherwise. I would have just told the dealer "well it was working when the 'trade in' should have taken place" ;)
Another 134 posts and we'll have done 7,000 this month - first time since May 2011... Thumbs:
133 now...
Another 134 posts and we'll have done 7,000 this month - first time since May 2011... Thumbs:
133 now...
Now you done it ..............it's gone all quiet now.............. noooo:
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hoorah!
He just bought me some nice red wine. cloud9:
2.85 local kiosk. :thumbsup:
2.85 local kiosk. :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
2.85 local kiosk. :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
I thought it was 2.50............ eeek:
What's the target this month .......... rubschin:
What's the target this month .......... rubschin:
Because it is February and as such a short month, should we let TMR decide?
What's the target this month .......... rubschin:
Because it is February and as such a short month, should we let TMR decide?
Ah, but there were 29 days last February
I've had the GRAND total of zero posts on my lickle forum since November 2012 when we had 1 post, and that was done by me. sad32:
I've had the GRAND total of zero posts on my lickle forum since November 2012 when we had 1 post, and that was done by me. sad32:
point:
No wonder you don't have any performance issues with it! happy001
I've had the GRAND total of zero posts on my lickle forum since November 2012 when we had 1 post, and that was done by me. sad32:
point:
No wonder you don't have any performance issues with it! happy001
Really gone off you this week. evil:
2 newbies today............... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
2 newbies today............... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:One new Junior Member today!
you may have noticed that not offending others isn't a priority round here. ;)
Twas the guests I was worried about. Always be nice to guests, that way they may leave their wallets and purses easier to steal from
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......Quality will be down though redface:
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
2770 posts so far this month ..... mostly shite but wtf. cloud9:
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
2770 posts so far this month ..... mostly shite but wtf. cloud9:
:thumbsup: whistle:
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
2770 posts so far this month ..... mostly shite but wtf. cloud9:
:thumbsup: whistle:
Their has been some top quality stuff posted too though....iirc. cloud9:
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
2770 posts so far this month ..... mostly shite but wtf. cloud9:
:thumbsup: whistle:
Their has been some top quality stuff posted too though....iirc. cloud9:
From me like...? Thumbs:
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
2770 posts so far this month ..... mostly shite but wtf. cloud9:
:thumbsup: whistle:
Their has been some top quality stuff posted too though....iirc. cloud9:
From me like...? Thumbs:
yes dear happy100 you are truly an inspiration to us all.
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
2770 posts so far this month ..... mostly shite but wtf. cloud9:
:thumbsup: whistle:
Their has been some top quality stuff posted too though....iirc. cloud9:
From me like...? Thumbs:
yes dear happy100 you are truly an inspiration to us all.
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
2770 posts so far this month ..... mostly shite but wtf. cloud9:
:thumbsup: whistle:
Their has been some top quality stuff posted too though....iirc. cloud9:
From me like...? Thumbs:
yes dear happy100 you are truly an inspiration to us all.Irony Alert!
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
2770 posts so far this month ..... mostly shite but wtf. cloud9:
:thumbsup: whistle:
Their has been some top quality stuff posted too though....iirc. cloud9:
From me like...? Thumbs:
yes dear happy100 you are truly an inspiration to us all.Irony Alert!
Yes, the irony klaxon went off earlier.... lol:
How we doing today n this month ............... rubschin: should be up with new members......
2770 posts so far this month ..... mostly shite but wtf. cloud9:
:thumbsup: whistle:
Their has been some top quality stuff posted too though....iirc. cloud9:
From me like...? Thumbs:
yes dear happy100 you are truly an inspiration to us all.Irony Alert!
Yes, the irony klaxon went off earlier.... lol:
I am surprised it is ever silent.
Seemed busy today........... rubschin:
Seemed busy today........... rubschin:
464! Shocked:
Seemed busy today........... rubschin:
464! Shocked:
Mostly by you, you gaylord mongtard point:
Seemed busy today........... rubschin:
464! Shocked:
Mostly by you, you gaylord mongtard point:
Tis true... sad24:
Seemed busy today........... rubschin:
464! Shocked:
Mostly by you, you gaylord mongtard point:
Tis true... sad24:
Seemed busy today........... rubschin:
464! Shocked:
Mostly by you, you gaylord mongtard point:
Tis true... sad24:
and most of the others were from people calling you a mongtard. point:
Seemed busy today........... rubschin:
464! Shocked:
Mostly by you, you gaylord mongtard point:
Tis true... sad24:
and most of the others were from people calling you a mongtard. point:
Tis also true... sad32: sad32: sad32:
We've beaten last Feb - 5780 so far! Shocked:
All good stuff......... :thumbsup:
All good stuff......... :thumbsup:
cloud9:
Me new betting shop is really draggin' them in. :thumbsup:
Yet ANOTHER GROWLER TOP sucess story!
Boogs is posting............ cloud9:
Popcorn:
Popcorn:
Maybe a slow reader........ rubschin:
I feel a bollockin' comin' on. ::)Popcorn:
Maybe a slow reader........ rubschin:
He/she/it was posting in the guestbook.... Shrugs:
Goes right against the grain like, and all piggin' false of course. ::)
Goes right against the grain like, and all piggin' false of course. ::)
Just pretend you are a politician or a priest and it will be easy. ;)
Goes right against the grain like, and all piggin' false of course. ::)
Just pretend you are a politician or a priest and it will be easy. ;)
so chasing young girls or young boys? rubschin:
Goes right against the grain like, and all piggin' false of course. ::)
Just pretend you are a politician or a priest and it will be easy. ;)
so chasing young girls or young boys? rubschin:
That does seem to be a side effect, yes.
Goes right against the grain like, and all piggin' false of course. ::)
Just pretend you are a politician or a priest and it will be easy. ;)
so chasing young girls or young boys? rubschin:
That does seem to be a side effect, yes.
"to avoid all side effects, try castration."
Looking on the brightside, if I hadn't had toothache I wouldn't have had time to read all the posts in here. rubschin:
Wot the chances of 8000 posts this month.............. rubschin:
Wot the chances of 8000 posts this month.............. rubschin:
Extremely good! Thumbs:
6 to 4 on or something.... Shrugs:
7,840 so far....
Wot the chances of 8000 posts this month.............. rubschin:
Extremely good! Thumbs:
6 to 4 on or something.... Shrugs:
7,840 so far....
Growler needs some more gamblers.......... Thumbs:
Wot the chances of 8000 posts this month.............. rubschin:
Extremely good! Thumbs:
6 to 4 on or something.... Shrugs:
7,840 so far....
Growler needs some more gamblers.......... Thumbs:
I'll have a go like.... but I'm not normally allowed in the sports bar.... noooo:
Wot the chances of 8000 posts this month.............. rubschin:
Extremely good! Thumbs:
6 to 4 on or something.... Shrugs:
7,840 so far....
Growler needs some more gamblers.......... Thumbs:
I'll have a go like.... but I'm not normally allowed in the sports bar.... noooo:
Tell LL you think you left the oven tray in there ,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
256 today so far....
8,475 this month so far....
cloud9:
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
256 today so far....
8,475 this month so far....
cloud9:
Is that good for Feb............ rubschin:
(no can't be arsed to look at forum stats.)
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
256 today so far....
8,475 this month so far....
cloud9:
Is that good for Feb............ rubschin:
(no can't be arsed to look at forum stats.)
2008 - 4,143
2009 - 6,409
2010 - 5,497
2011 - 6,289
2012 - 5,413
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
256 today so far....
8,475 this month so far....
cloud9:
Is that good for Feb............ rubschin:
(no can't be arsed to look at forum stats.)
2008 - 4,143
2009 - 6,409
2010 - 5,497
2011 - 6,289
2012 - 5,413
Is that for previous Feb..........(extra post).. :thumbsup:
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
256 today so far....
8,475 this month so far....
cloud9:
Is that good for Feb............ rubschin:
(no can't be arsed to look at forum stats.)
2008 - 4,143
2009 - 6,409
2010 - 5,497
2011 - 6,289
2012 - 5,413
Is that for previous Feb..........(extra post).. :thumbsup:
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
256 today so far....
8,475 this month so far....
cloud9:
Is that good for Feb............ rubschin:
(no can't be arsed to look at forum stats.)
2008 - 4,143
2009 - 6,409
2010 - 5,497
2011 - 6,289
2012 - 5,413
Is that for previous Feb..........(extra post).. :thumbsup:
Looks like a record to me. Thumbs:
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
256 today so far....
8,475 this month so far....
cloud9:
Is that good for Feb............ rubschin:
(no can't be arsed to look at forum stats.)
2008 - 4,143
2009 - 6,409
2010 - 5,497
2011 - 6,289
2012 - 5,413
Is that for previous Feb..........(extra post).. :thumbsup:
Looks like a record to me. Thumbs:
Our highest month was 8,670 in July 2011.... whistle:
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
256 today so far....
8,475 this month so far....
cloud9:
Is that good for Feb............ rubschin:
(no can't be arsed to look at forum stats.)
2008 - 4,143
2009 - 6,409
2010 - 5,497
2011 - 6,289
2012 - 5,413
Is that for previous Feb..........(extra post).. :thumbsup:
Looks like a record to me. Thumbs:
Our highest month was 8,670 in July 2011.... whistle:
A record for February. Bucket Bonce.
Wot the score on the door ............... rubschin:
256 today so far....
8,475 this month so far....
cloud9:
Is that good for Feb............ rubschin:
(no can't be arsed to look at forum stats.)
2008 - 4,143
2009 - 6,409
2010 - 5,497
2011 - 6,289
2012 - 5,413
Is that for previous Feb..........(extra post).. :thumbsup:
Looks like a record to me. Thumbs:
Our highest month was 8,670 in July 2011.... whistle:
A record for February. Bucket Bonce.
well yes, obviously bald bonce...::)
It's the 2 beers talking......... noooo:
That Major done well for us like
just 59 more posts needed then for the record
well 58 now
just 59 more posts needed then for the record
well 58 now
We should piss it... especially when Padlock Pockets gets in.... ::)
are we there yet?
[/kid in car going to sea side mode]
We are... ;)
lol: lol: lol:We are... ;)
I NEED A WEE!
*Remaining in child on seaside trip mode*
We are... ;)
I NEED A WEE!
*Remaining in child on seaside trip mode*
We are... ;)
I NEED A WEE!
*Remaining in child on seaside trip mode*
are we there yet?
[/kid in car going to sea side mode]
Wot about all my posts from yesterday....... cussing:
Wot about all my posts from yesterday....... cussing:
I know... sad24:
Wot about all my posts from yesterday....... cussing:
I know... sad24:
Hope you kept count........ rubschin:
Won't Colin the gayer know........... rubschin:
Of course all the evidence that LL isn't under the patio is now gone. But then so has all my yesterdays shite too ;DWot about all my posts from yesterday....... cussing:
I know... sad24:
Of course all the evidence that LL isn't under the patio is now gone. But then so has all my yesterdays shite too ;DWot about all my posts from yesterday....... cussing:
I know... sad24:
If it looks like we are going to miss the monthly target can we apply the Duckworth Lewis scoring method rubschin:
If it looks like we are going to miss the monthly target can we apply the Duckworth Lewis scoring method rubschin:Yeah
If it looks like we are going to miss the monthly target can we apply the Duckworth Lewis scoring method rubschin:Yeah
Can we also get Hawkeye to see if posts fall foul of the lbw rule. And Snicko?
If it looks like we are going to miss the monthly target can we apply the Duckworth Lewis scoring method rubschin:
429 today already! eeek:
That apc does post some voluminous shite.... noooo:
429 today already! eeek:
That apc does post some voluminous shite.... noooo:
429 today already! eeek:
That apc does post some voluminous shite.... noooo:
You are normally in bed by then............. noooo:
429 today already! eeek:
That apc does post some voluminous shite.... noooo:
You dont have to live with him. noooo:
429 today already! eeek:
That apc does post some voluminous shite.... noooo:
You are normally in bed by then............. noooo:
Still here posting like.... whistle:
evil:
Wot about our missing day.............. rubschin:
Wot about our missing day.............. rubschin:
Lost forever... noooo:
Wot about our missing day.............. rubschin:
Lost forever... noooo:
Some of my best ............lost for ever............ sad24:
So far this month we have made 3,362 posts... Thumbs:
Overall, since we started like we have made a mahoosive 403,027 posts (including this one)... cloud9:
I have been asked to point out that the *koff* other place where some of us posted before has a grand total of 403,443 posts...
Therefore we are likely to overtake them in the next day or so.... whistle:
That's a lot of knitting eh boys? happy001
So far this month we have made 3,362 posts... Thumbs:
Overall, since we started like we have made a mahoosive 403,027 posts (including this one)... cloud9:
I have been asked to point out that the *koff* other place where some of us posted before has a grand total of 403,443 posts...
Therefore we are likely to overtake them in the next day or so.... whistle:
That's a lot of knitting eh boys? happy001
What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Shrugs:
"Here's fourpence, go and phone somebody who cares" as the Sergeant-Major used to say.
What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Obo has a blog, CJ is at the *koff* other place... but for the rest... Shrugs:
What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Shrugs:
"Here's fourpence, go and phone somebody who cares" as the Sergeant-Major used to say.
What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Shrugs:
"Here's fourpence, go and phone somebody who cares" as the Sergeant-Major used to say.
Clearly your Sergeant- major attended the same charm school as my Flight Sergeant ....
His answer to all problems was "Don't complain to me son ~ Tell the Padre on Sunday"
What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Shrugs:
"Here's fourpence, go and phone somebody who cares" as the Sergeant-Major used to say.
Clearly your Sergeant- major attended the same charm school as my Flight Sergeant ....
His answer to all problems was "Don't complain to me son ~ Tell the Padre on Sunday"
lol: lol:
That one as well. :thumbsup:
What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Shrugs:
"Here's fourpence, go and phone somebody who cares" as the Sergeant-Major used to say.
Clearly your Sergeant- major attended the same charm school as my Flight Sergeant ....
His answer to all problems was "Don't complain to me son ~ Tell the Padre on Sunday"
lol: lol:
That one as well. :thumbsup:
I swore if I ever got promotion I would not use the stock of well worn expressions. Within days of sewing the stripes on my arms I found myself saying "Am I 'urting you lad?" In answer to which the Erk would reply "No Corp ~ why?" and I would bellow back "Well I should be, I'm standing on yer bleeding hair ~ Gerrit Cut!" redface:
*Koff* other place = 403486
Knitters = 403211
*Koff* other place = 403486
Knitters = 403211
Wot's all this knitting shite,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
*Koff* other place = 403486
Knitters = 403211
Wot's all this knitting shite,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
*Koff* other place = 403486
Knitters = 403211
Wot's all this knitting shite,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
They used to call us "The Knitting Circle" because we didn't go in for the personal attacks and abuse that became their hallmark.
*Koff* other place = 403486
Knitters = 403211
Wot's all this knitting shite,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
They used to call us "The Knitting Circle" because we didn't go in for the personal attacks and abuse that became their hallmark.
*Koff* other place = 403486
Knitters = 403211
Wot's all this knitting shite,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
They used to call us "The Knitting Circle" because we didn't go in for the personal attacks and abuse that became their hallmark.
^^^ wot Snoopy said! ^^^
lol: lol: lol:
*Koff* other place = 403486
Knitters = 403211
Wot's all this knitting shite,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
They used to call us "The Knitting Circle" because we didn't go in for the personal attacks and abuse that became their hallmark.
^^^ wot Snoopy said! ^^^
lol: lol: lol:
That's coz they are all wankers....... whistle:
So far this month we have made 3,362 posts... Thumbs:
Overall, since we started like we have made a mahoosive 403,027 posts (including this one)... cloud9:
I have been asked to point out that the *koff* other place where some of us posted before has a grand total of 403,443 posts...
Therefore we are likely to overtake them in the next day or so.... whistle:
That's a lot of knitting eh boys? happy001
So far this month we have made 3,362 posts... Thumbs:
Overall, since we started like we have made a mahoosive 403,027 posts (including this one)... cloud9:
I have been asked to point out that the *koff* other place where some of us posted before has a grand total of 403,443 posts...
Therefore we are likely to overtake them in the next day or so.... whistle:
That's a lot of knitting eh boys? happy001
And girls too angel1
And Tel is here............. :thumbsup:
What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Obo has a blog, CJ is at the *koff* other place... but for the rest... Shrugs:
To be fair Obo's blog is well worth an occasional read. Not for maiden aunt consumption but does challenge preconceptions.What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Obo has a blog, CJ is at the *koff* other place... but for the rest... Shrugs:
To be fair Obo's blog is well worth an occasional read. Not for maiden aunt consumption but does challenge preconceptions.What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Obo has a blog, CJ is at the *koff* other place... but for the rest... Shrugs:
Not as good as Anna Raccoon's (http://www.annaraccoon.com/) though.
To be fair Obo's blog is well worth an occasional read. Not for maiden aunt consumption but does challenge preconceptions.What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Obo has a blog, CJ is at the *koff* other place... but for the rest... Shrugs:
To be fair Obo's blog is well worth an occasional read. Not for maiden aunt consumption but does challenge preconceptions.What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Obo has a blog, CJ is at the *koff* other place... but for the rest... Shrugs:
Except when he does that arty review shite... Shrugs:
Anyhooo 403,518 vs 403,342
To be fair Obo's blog is well worth an occasional read. Not for maiden aunt consumption but does challenge preconceptions.What happend to the "big boys" from GrumpyCunt. I left the other place after that nice person MMFy showed up and CJ went off on one?
Obo has a blog, CJ is at the *koff* other place... but for the rest... Shrugs:
Except when he does that arty review shite... Shrugs:
Anyhooo 403,518 vs 403,342
Bloody hell, it's just like Crisp vs Red Rum in the 1973 Grand National (Still get goosebumps thinking about it, poor Crisp sad24: )
Amazing race that
So we're Wed Wum then? At least they buried him with honours many years later , Crisp was probably in someone's lasagna before the next National
Crisp was probably in someone's lasagna before the next National
Amazing race that
So we're Wed Wum then? At least they buried him with honours many years later , Crisp was probably in someone's lasagna before the next National
Oh yes... cloud9:
You're on the winning team now like... Thumbs:
Total Topics: 24755 Total Posts: 752054
Latest Post: "Mansion Tax Gimmick " (Today at 10:29:42)
"LookingForAsian" eh? Say no more ;)
"LookingForAsian" eh? Say no more ;)
"LookingForAsian" eh? Say no more ;)
The BNP site........... rubschin:
"LookingForAsian" eh? Say no more ;)
The BNP site........... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Having an argument about the BNP and UKIP at the moment... whistle:
"LookingForAsian" eh? Say no more ;)
"LookingForAsian" eh? Say no more ;)
Some kind of restaurant forum I imagine. angel1
Have we bet them....... rubschin:
24 behind it seems
This is almost as exciting as waiting for the Fakland Islands vote last night. You know you could have knocked me down with a feather when the result came through
Well a feather attached to a 5lb mallet
24 behind it seems
This is almost as exciting as waiting for the Fakland Islands vote last night. You know you could have knocked me down with a feather when the result came through
Well a feather attached to a 5lb mallet
lol: lol: lol:
Has been fairly quiet here today...
I'm off to eat and watch TG - will post more shite later... Thumbs:
I'm sure she'll come soon :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
well she is in the bathroom
now it's the shall I put my lenses in dither ::)
40 ahead! Party001:
40 ahead! Party001:
41 :thumbsup:
40 ahead! Party001:
41 :thumbsup:
Great but do we need to know after every post that puts us further ahead? tunble:
I said it before "Our work here is done" cloud9:
Eat our dust motherfu.... oh, nearly forgot meself then redface:
Eat our dust motherfu.... oh, nearly forgot meself then redface:
Um, 48?
Eat our dust motherfu.... oh, nearly forgot meself then redface:
MMFy!? Shocked:
Let the shite flow like gravy :thumbsup:
Have we had, "Never Knowingly Understood" yet?
Have we had, "Never Knowingly Understood" yet?
Tell me summat. rubschin:
Are 'they' twitterin' on about this post count malarky 'over there' by any chance? whistle:
Tell me summat. rubschin:
Are 'they' twitterin' on about this post count malarky 'over there' by any chance? whistle:
Too busy knitting noooo:
Eat our dust motherfu.... oh, nearly forgot meself then redface:
MMFy!? Shocked:
MMFy???
Eat our dust motherfu.... oh, nearly forgot meself then redface:
MMFy!? Shocked:
MMFy???
A former(?) poster at "the other place"
scared2:
40 ahead! Party001:
41 :thumbsup:
Great but do we need to know after every post that puts us further ahead? tunble:
I said it before "Our work here is done" cloud9:
Eat our dust motherfu.... oh, nearly forgot meself then redface:
MMFy!? Shocked:
MMFy???
A former(?) poster at "the other place"
ahhhh, thank you.
It should therefore be left at "the other place" so everyone in this place knows what the fuck people are talking about. :thumbsup:
Eat our dust motherfu.... oh, nearly forgot meself then redface:
MMFy!? Shocked:
MMFy???
A former(?) poster at "the other place"
ahhhh, thank you.
It should therefore be left at "the other place" so everyone in this place knows what the fuck people are talking about. :thumbsup:
Yes, me....for typos/spelling etc. lol:
Just a lickle business trip for some new ideas. May be back early yet, so don't fret See how i get on.
I could put Mrs G on instead if you like like! scared2:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick013.gif&hash=1c62f25f8bcc8ac2a4f6473a589fdff5660e754f) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Yes, me....for typos/spelling etc. lol:
Just a lickle business trip for some new ideas. May be back early yet, so don't fret See how i get on.
I could put Mrs G on instead if you like like! scared2:
So no bear for a week,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sad24: and the ladies are quiet............ rubschin:
maybe LL will let BM play this/next week.............
happy001So no bear for a week,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sad24: and the ladies are quiet............ rubschin:
maybe LL will let BM play this/next week.............
Miss T shite herself thought I said no beer............. ;D
happy001So no bear for a week,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sad24: and the ladies are quiet............ rubschin:
maybe LL will let BM play this/next week.............
Miss T shite herself thought I said no beer............. ;D
PM from Growler. Off for a week sad24: sad24:Siberia eeek:
PM from Growler. Off for a week sad24: sad24:Siberia eeek:
No internet cafes or libraries where the Bear's going? Course there is
Maybe he just don't like any of us anymore (ever?) cry:
No internet cafes or libraries where the Bear's going? Course there is
Maybe he just don't like any of us anymore (ever?) cry:
rubschin:No internet cafes or libraries where the Bear's going? Course there is
Maybe he just don't like any of us anymore (ever?) cry:
Bless. 'Ave a well meaning man 'ug luv. happy100
Been slow today.......... rubschin:
What a lovely, posty, interesting, chatty, fun day it has been... cloud9:
Over 350 posts already like.... Thumbs:
What a lovely, posty, interesting, chatty, fun day it has been... cloud9:
Over 350 posts already like.... Thumbs:
Is some fucker gonna take 10% whilst we are sleeping...... evil:
What a lovely, posty, interesting, chatty, fun day it has been... cloud9:
Over 350 posts already like.... Thumbs:
Is some fucker gonna take 10% whilst we are sleeping...... evil:
oh noes, I promise.... whistle:
What a lovely, posty, interesting, chatty, fun day it has been... cloud9:
Over 350 posts already like.... Thumbs:
Is some fucker gonna take 10% whilst we are sleeping...... evil:
oh noes, I promise.... whistle:
rubschin: I heard that before somewhere........
What a lovely, posty, interesting, chatty, fun day it has been... cloud9:
Over 350 posts already like.... Thumbs:
Is some fucker gonna take 10% whilst we are sleeping...... evil:
oh noes, I promise.... whistle:
rubschin: I heard that before somewhere........
How would you feel about 6%...? whistle:
What a lovely, posty, interesting, chatty, fun day it has been... cloud9:
Over 350 posts already like.... Thumbs:
Is some fucker gonna take 10% whilst we are sleeping...... evil:
oh noes, I promise.... whistle:
rubschin: I heard that before somewhere........
How would you feel about 6%...? whistle:
I will vote next week ........when I have a clue whats going on ......... noooo:
What a lovely, posty, interesting, chatty, fun day it has been... cloud9:
Over 350 posts already like.... Thumbs:
Is some fucker gonna take 10% whilst we are sleeping...... evil:
oh noes, I promise.... whistle:
rubschin: I heard that before somewhere........
How would you feel about 6%...? whistle:
I will vote next week ........when I have a clue whats going on ......... noooo:
I 'spec it will take longer than that.... whistle:
Girly night out last night .......my god we were loud redface:
Poor Joseph ...our waiter noooo:
Quiet tonight........... rubschin: all the birds in the kitchen still...... rubschin:
getting our posts in ahead of Osborne's budget announcement of a posting tax
Could this be the best month for posts ........I have to stay here ...I have virtual money only...... noooo:
Could this be the best month for posts ........I have to stay here ...I have virtual money only...... noooo:
Yes, we're on track for the postiest month ever! cloud9:
Could this be the best month for posts ........I have to stay here ...I have virtual money only...... noooo:
Yes, we're on track for the postiest month ever! cloud9:
What about the missing day.......... cussing:
Could this be the best month for posts ........I have to stay here ...I have virtual money only...... noooo:
Yes, we're on track for the postiest month ever! cloud9:
What about the missing day.......... cussing:
I know! sad24:
But we're still on track for 10,000 posts! Shocked:
hOW IS SHE PAYING FOR IT? rubschin:
hOW IS SHE PAYING FOR IT? rubschin:
I am''''''' evil:
hOW IS SHE PAYING FOR IT? rubschin:
I am''''''' evil:
Could this be the best month for posts ........I have to stay here ...I have virtual money only...... noooo:
Yes, we're on track for the postiest month ever! cloud9:
What about the missing day.......... cussing:
I know! sad24:
But we're still on track for 10,000 posts! Shocked:
And Miss T gets a putor tomorrow......
hOW IS SHE PAYING FOR IT? rubschin:
I am''''''' evil:
Cash? rubschin:
Lend us a fiver......I invested my munny in the horsey betting shop, not sure if BM can pay out. noooo:
hOW IS SHE PAYING FOR IT? rubschin:
I am''''''' evil:
Cash? rubschin:
Lend us a fiver......I invested my munny in the horsey betting shop, not sure if BM can pay out. noooo:
LL will give him pocket munny....... :thumbsup:
Postiest March so far - 2009... 8,557 posts....
We already have 7,213....
Postiest March so far - 2009... 8,557 posts....
We already have 7,213....
Wot about the missing day,,,,,,, cussing:
Postiest March so far - 2009... 8,557 posts....
We already have 7,213....
Wot about the missing day,,,,,,, cussing:
Robin or Doris?
Postiest March so far - 2009... 8,557 posts....
We already have 7,213....
Wot about the missing day,,,,,,, cussing:
Robin or Doris?
Well Colin was a friend of Dorothy wasn't he......... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:Postiest March so far - 2009... 8,557 posts....
We already have 7,213....
Wot about the missing day,,,,,,, cussing:
Robin or Doris?
2013-03-22 509 posts . . .
80 odd posts before BM gets up .............he is slacking ...... noooo:
80 odd posts before BM gets up .............he is slacking ...... noooo:
evil:
80 odd posts before BM gets up .............he is slacking ...... noooo:
evil:
If I put the amount after you went to bed early too......... whistle:
106 today so far ......... :thumbsup: and most the UK still sleeping .....
106 today so far ......... :thumbsup: and most the UK still sleeping .....
cloud9:
106 today so far ......... :thumbsup: and most the UK still sleeping .....
cloud9:
OI get off my thread ........ cussing:
Could be the postist day of the month ..... rubschin:
106 today so far ......... :thumbsup: and most the UK still sleeping .....
cloud9:
OI get off my thread ........ cussing:
106 today so far ......... :thumbsup: and most the UK still sleeping .....
cloud9:
OI get off my thread ........ cussing:
BM, you have now created a monster. noooo: You should know better than to give him any kind of responsibility. noooo:
106 today so far ......... :thumbsup: and most the UK still sleeping .....
cloud9:
OI get off my thread ........ cussing:
BM, you have now created a monster. noooo: You should know better than to give him any kind of responsibility. noooo:
I know... ::)
The thread will be flat before the night is out.... noooo:
106 today so far ......... :thumbsup: and most the UK still sleeping .....
cloud9:
OI get off my thread ........ cussing:
BM, you have now created a monster. noooo: You should know better than to give him any kind of responsibility. noooo:
I know... ::)
The thread will be flat before the night is out.... noooo:
Not everyones night finishes at 10pm..... whistle:
500 ........ Shocked:
Drinks on the house ....... cloud9:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
eeek: well ....erm.......wot....
Drinks on the house ....... cloud9:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Your house threadmeister! point:
Free drinks you say..... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Free drinks you say..... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
No. Padlock Pockets is in the chair... ::)
Free drinks you say..... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
No. Padlock Pockets is in the chair... ::)
water anyone?
Free drinks you say..... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Free drinks you say..... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
No. Padlock Pockets is in the chair... ::)
water anyone?
sad24: sad24: sad24:
Wring the sweat out of my own tee shirt like...? ::)
Our postiest month ever! cloud9:
Our postiest month ever! cloud9:
Except last month .......... noooo:
February 2013 8910
but we are still missing a day........ evil:
Our postiest month ever! cloud9:
Except last month .......... noooo:
February 2013 8910
but we are still missing a day........ evil:
But we have 8,376 in 23 days = 10,500 inn 31 days.... cloud9:
Our postiest month ever! cloud9:
Except last month .......... noooo:
February 2013 8910
but we are still missing a day........ evil:
But we have 8,376 in 23 days = 10,500 inn 31 days.... cloud9:
Not if nobody posts.......... noooo:
700,,,,,,, eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:
As my spokesman (warm up ) suggested postist month of the year..... cloud9:
As my spokesman (warm up ) suggested postist month of the year..... cloud9:
No you mong... it is the postiest month EVER! Thumbs:
noooo: send a boy to do a man's job... noooo:
Nearly 9000 so far this month ........ :thumbsup:
As my spokesman (warm up ) suggested postist month of the year..... cloud9:
No you mong... it is the postiest month EVER! Thumbs:
noooo: send a boy to do a man's job... noooo:
every night Shocked:
As my spokesman (warm up ) suggested postist month of the year..... cloud9:
No you mong... it is the postiest month EVER! Thumbs:
noooo: send a boy to do a man's job... noooo:
tell me about it. noooo: I tell him this every night. sad24:
every night Shocked:
He likes to try.
Bless him.
Ignores smut.........
over 9000........... Shocked:
Ignores smut.........
over 9000........... Shocked:
We're on fire like! Thumbs:
We're on fire like! Thumbs:
That explains why you are still up........... :thumbsup:
We're on fire like! Thumbs:
That explains why you are still up........... :thumbsup:
We're on fire like! Thumbs:
That explains why you are still up........... :thumbsup:
Do you have fluffy socks? rubschin:
does anyone have a spare room in UK if I need to return?
2nd postist day ever too........ :thumbsup:
Fresh from the newsprinter........
600 posts........ :thumbsup:
300 ...... rubschin:318 far more than England will get before we get bowled out
300 ...... rubschin:318 far more than England will get before we get bowled out
300 ...... rubschin:318 far more than England will get before we get bowled out
You were saying. ..
Indeed I was biting my pinkie nails all that last hour hoping I'd be wrong300 ...... rubschin:318 far more than England will get before we get bowled out
You were saying. ..
. . . . .Seconded, Broady was a real hero too.
Well done Matt Prior
Do you have fluffy socks? rubschin:
Do you have fluffy socks? rubschin:
Gone a day and been discarded like an old fluffy sock....
noooo: noooo:
Do you have fluffy socks? rubschin:
Gone a day and been discarded like an old fluffy sock....
noooo: noooo:
He is so shallow. noooo:
But has he gone to bed? Maybe he has been kidnapped by aliens and they are going to send Android Replicant Barman back in his place tomorrow morning.
Invasion of the Barman Snatchers scared2:
But has he gone to bed? Maybe he has been kidnapped by aliens and they are going to send Android Replicant Barman back in his place tomorrow morning.
Invasion of the Barman Snatchers scared2:
Nah he's snoring in his cot........
10.000 Shocked:
It's those Android Replicants posting away.
It's those Android Replicants posting away.
We'll get some more of those then! Thumbs:
I bet they don't eat Quorn.... whistle:
[apc] 357 yesterday! [/apc] ::)
[apc] 357 yesterday! [/apc] ::)
lol:
[apc] 357 yesterday! [/apc] ::)
lol:
I can't trust him with anything.... noooo:
[apc] 357 yesterday! [/apc] ::)
lol:
I can't trust him with anything.... noooo:
Get off my thread......... cussing:
All the women have a day off and hardly any posts from them , shame Miss D, Boogs , Tipsy and BM.............. noooo:
All the women have a day off and hardly any posts from them , shame Miss D, Boogs , Tipsy and BM.............. noooo:
Shark week?
360 for the day....................(happy BM) ....... ::)And for only 5 wickets :thumbsup:. Thought they should have reviewed that LBW against Smithers though
The day is not over for normal people ....... noooo:
Why would anyone want to be normal?
Morning Mr Dull, Morning Ms Dull. Anything interesting happening? No. Dull again? Yes.
Abi?
434 ........ :thumbsup:
11045 eeek:. Good that old Gideon never put the posting tax in the budget. That threat of setting the Bear on him must have worked
[Apey] 323 so far today like Thumbs: A fine result for a Saturday as we've lost an hour, or gained one.. or summt... Shrugs: [/Apey]
[Apey] 323 so far today like Thumbs: A fine result for a Saturday as we've lost an hour, or gained one.. or summt... Shrugs: [/Apey]
mong... noooo:
Just short (awaits TMR jokes) of 400.......... :thumbsup:Have you been watching Rainman?
I have an evil plan
all in good time
all in good time
all in good time
What am I missing ??? Shrugs:
Our postiest month ever! cloud9:
Except last month .......... noooo:
February 2013 8910
but we are still missing a day........ evil:
But we have 8,376 in 23 days = 10,500 inn 31 days.... cloud9:
Our postiest month ever! cloud9:
Except last month .......... noooo:
February 2013 8910
but we are still missing a day........ evil:
But we have 8,376 in 23 days = 10,500 inn 31 days.... cloud9:
Nearly 11500 Shocked:
We should have a try to get there today even if some sod has nicked an hour off us
We should have a try to get there today even if some sod has nicked an hour off us
I'm out on the piss from about 6pm (new pence, Cyprus time) so I won't be much help I'm afraid... noooo:
horn:
Someone lend him a Less dim Phone so we can get all those "you're my bestest mate" and "eaurghhhh" posts through the evening. 12,000 should be easy peasy
Someone lend him a Less dim Phone so we can get all those "you're my bestest mate" and "eaurghhhh" posts through the evening. 12,000 should be easy peasy
redface:
I always switch my PC off before I go out with Swillmore... just in case i am tempted to post when I get back like.... noooo:
Someone lend him a Less dim Phone so we can get all those "you're my bestest mate" and "eaurghhhh" posts through the evening. 12,000 should be easy peasy
redface:
I always switch my PC off before I go out with Swillmore... just in case i am tempted to post when I get back like.... noooo:
Take your tablet thingy out .........(NAE)........
Someone lend him a Less dim Phone so we can get all those "you're my bestest mate" and "eaurghhhh" posts through the evening. 12,000 should be easy peasy
redface:
I always switch my PC off before I go out with Swillmore... just in case i am tempted to post when I get back like.... noooo:
Take your tablet thingy out .........(NAE)........
rubschin:
Someone lend him a Less dim Phone so we can get all those "you're my bestest mate" and "eaurghhhh" posts through the evening. 12,000 should be easy peasy
redface:
I always switch my PC off before I go out with Swillmore... just in case i am tempted to post when I get back like.... noooo:
Take your tablet thingy out .........(NAE)........
rubschin:
Sorry .....................ask LL, can you take your tablet ....... whistle:
Could have been 12 000 if BM didn't go to bed at 8pm....... noooo:
Postest day of the month...... :thumbsup:
I have a quiet day on Friday. I can make the post count soar, for £50 per hour or part thereof whistle:
Postest day of the month...... :thumbsup:
do we have stats on number of views?
do we have stats on number of views?
Views of what...? Shrugs:
ta, we're not far from a million hit month. Jeez that must be knackering
Doesn't SMF give owt historically, it shows views per topic
339 today so far....... :thumbsup:
234.......
52 poor .......... noooo: going out soon .........maybe BM will have to stay up......... rubschin:
52 poor .......... noooo: going out soon .........maybe BM will have to stay up......... rubschin:
52 poor .......... noooo: going out soon .........maybe BM will have to stay up......... rubschin:
52 poor .......... noooo: going out soon .........maybe BM will have to stay up......... rubschin:
Isn't the phrase "you don't fatten a pig by weighing it"
Darwin will know?
I note BM is replying to any old shite in an attempt to keep the post count up ::) ::)
Maybe I will go on strike, like
Another SMF site I frequent has a top ten posters listing for each of the last 3 months
just a thought like
Another SMF site I frequent has a top ten posters listing for each of the last 3 months
just a thought like
Now why would we want to be like other sites? rubschin:
We came here to be different.
We too have top ten posters listings as well as lists of most popular topics and other stuff but TBH I don't see the relevance.
52 poor .......... noooo: going out soon .........maybe BM will have to stay up......... rubschin:
Isn't the phrase "you don't fatten a pig by weighing it"
Darwin will know?
52 poor .......... noooo: going out soon .........maybe BM will have to stay up......... rubschin:
Isn't the phrase "you don't fatten a pig by weighing it"
Darwin will know?
Yes indeed. :thumbsup:
Isn't there another one about "Watched boils never..." do something or other?
Another SMF site I frequent has a top ten posters listing for each of the last 3 months
just a thought like
Now why would we want to be like other sites? rubschin:
We came here to be different. . . .
We need a politicians spin on these figures.... "yes, but in real terms we actually increased our numbersvote, and when we take into consideration blah blah blah.... so going forward whistle: blah blah blah"
Another SMF site I frequent has a top ten posters listing for each of the last 3 months
just a thought like
Another SMF site I frequent has a top ten posters listing for each of the last 3 months
just a thought like
I've checked it out...
There is a mod that does this - but it isn't currently available for the version of the board that we run (we're on 2.04 and it only supports 2.0).
There is a way to do it by modding the code on the board... However, this means that every time a new release is available I have to re-mod the code...
On balance, I think we'll leave it until a 2.04 version of the mod is available...
OK?
Another SMF site I frequent has a top ten posters listing for each of the last 3 months
just a thought like
I've checked it out...
There is a mod that does this - but it isn't currently available for the version of the board that we run (we're on 2.04 and it only supports 2.0).
There is a way to do it by modding the code on the board... However, this means that every time a new release is available I have to re-mod the code...
On balance, I think we'll leave it until a 2.04 version of the mod is available...
OK?
Of course. Twas just an idea assuming this was just a switch in the SMF control panel
The mere idea of "remod the code" evokes a "what could possibly go wrong other than the world ending" thought
202 yesterday.......... rubschin:
339 and not much of that BM crap............. cloud9:
Doing well today .................bet BM crashes out now........ whistle:
Doing well today .................bet BM crashes out now........ whistle:
Still here like.... whistle:
And I've been hers since fecking 7am your time! cussing:
Doing well today .................bet BM crashes out now........ whistle:
Still here like.... whistle:
And I've been hers since fecking 7am your time! cussing:
Mid-day.......... rubschin:
Good morning all... hattip:
I'll make the tea and coffee like.... Thumbs:
No you mong. I meant MY 7am was mid-day............ noooo:
well it's past your bedtime....... whistle:
No you mong. I meant MY 7am was mid-day............ noooo:
well it's past your bedtime....... whistle:
Night, night then.... sleep017
I'll tuck him in. He's been withdrawing 300 euro cash a day, I wanna see if he's stashing it under the matress. I will wait til he's dozed off like. :thumbsup:
I'll tuck him in. He's been withdrawing 300 euro cash a day, I wanna see if he's stashing it under the matress. I will wait til he's dozed off like. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
In my underpants... whistle:
I'll tuck him in. He's been withdrawing 300 euro cash a day, I wanna see if he's stashing it under the matress. I will wait til he's dozed off like. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
In my underpants... whistle:
Well there's enough room...
I'll tuck him in. He's been withdrawing 300 euro cash a day, I wanna see if he's stashing it under the matress. I will wait til he's dozed off like. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
In my underpants... whistle:
Well there's enough room...
I'll tuck him in. He's been withdrawing 300 euro cash a day, I wanna see if he's stashing it under the matress. I will wait til he's dozed off like. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
In my underpants... whistle:
Well there's enough room...
happy001
I'll tuck him in. He's been withdrawing 300 euro cash a day, I wanna see if he's stashing it under the matress. I will wait til he's dozed off like. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
In my underpants... whistle:
Well there's enough room...
I'll tuck him in. He's been withdrawing 300 euro cash a day, I wanna see if he's stashing it under the matress. I will wait til he's dozed off like. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
In my underpants... whistle:
Well there's enough room...
not when he's wearing his little lacy thong. noooo:
We'd far rather she hadn't
We'd far rather she hadn't
lol: lol: lol:
286 today,,,,,,,,,, :thumbsup:
Where has Tipsy been......... rubschin:
A milionteeen... cloud9:
A milionteeen... cloud9:
oi get off my thread ,,,,,,,,I notice it was shite yesterday........ noooo:
304....... :thumbsup: drinks on the house.....
293 yesterday even without nurse-boy......
Now look here. I get back from work and there are 2 pages to go through, I'll never keep up at this rate. redface:
Better than January so far ........ :thumbsup: if only Miss D came back.. noooo:
bestest April ever :thumbsup:Better than January so far ........ :thumbsup: if only Miss D came back.. noooo:
Seemed quiet today.... but has been a good, posty day.... Thumbs:
Miss D is lost to us now... she is out having a good time with The Man and languishing in her new bathroom.... sad24:
bestest April ever :thumbsup:Better than January so far ........ :thumbsup: if only Miss D came back.. noooo:
Seemed quiet today.... but has been a good, posty day.... Thumbs:
Miss D is lost to us now... she is out having a good time with The Man and languishing in her new bathroom.... sad24:
[/statto mode]
301 ........ :thumbsup:
301 ........ :thumbsup:
301 ........ :thumbsup:
Are we starting and finihing on a double rubschin:
horn:
Wot shrugs: redface:
8629 for April......... :thumbsup:
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Cor! BM has bought himself a lie detectorer. Or is it one of those earthquake detectorer?
Nah, he found at the end of Snoopy's hospital bed. ;)
Nah, he found at the end of Snoopy's hospital bed. ;)lol: lol: lol: lol:
Fuck the amount .......the quality was what it was all about thursday .....Indeed :thumbsup:
Fuck the amount .......the quality was what it was all about thursday .....
Nearly 300......... rubschin:
Better than January so far ........ :thumbsup: if only Miss D came back.. noooo:
Seemed quiet today.... but has been a good, posty day.... Thumbs:
Miss D is lost to us now... she is out having a good time with The Man and languishing in her new bathroom.... sad24:
Better than January so far ........ :thumbsup: if only Miss D came back.. noooo:
Seemed quiet today.... but has been a good, posty day.... Thumbs:
Miss D is lost to us now... she is out having a good time with The Man and languishing in her new bathroom.... sad24:
And working full time ...don't forget that cussing:
By talking shite lol:
New member ......Garfield...... rubschin:
New member ......Garfield...... rubschin:
We do have a new members section... ::)
And where is Misty....? rubschin:
New member ......Garfield...... rubschin:
We do have a new members section... ::)
And where is Misty....? rubschin:
She is werking pick her up later.....
I shall be in Pafos on the morrow like - getting some number plates.... whistle:
I shall be in Pafos on the morrow like - getting some number plates.... whistle:
Well busy tomorrow [serious] .......
I shall be in Pafos on the morrow like - getting some number plates.... whistle:
Well busy tomorrow [serious] .......
I have surely reached the lowest point in my life..... noooo:
I shall be in Pafos on the morrow like - getting some number plates.... whistle:
Well busy tomorrow [serious] .......
I have surely reached the lowest point in my life..... noooo:
Well what time you here ... rubschin: I have a window between 2 n 4 ....
Are you near coral bay at 2 then...... rubschin:
I shall be in Pafos on the morrow like - getting some number plates.... whistle:
Well busy tomorrow [serious] .......
I have surely reached the lowest point in my life..... noooo:
Well what time you here ... rubschin: I have a window between 2 n 4 ....
Lost those too?
[Apey] 492 [/Apey]
[Apey] 492 [/Apey]
I was out ...... rubschin:
Good day so far 300 plus........ :thumbsup:
408!
Ooh, I know, I know Party001:
Only 148 yesterday.... noooo:
Is that because you missed my wit and repartee or because I normally make about 100 posts-of-shite....? rubschin:
Only 148 yesterday.... noooo:
Is that because you missed my wit and repartee or because I normally make about 100 posts-of-shite....? rubschin:
That is like those TV Competions:
"What is the name of the Queen's eldest son:
A. Wayne
B. Mohammed
C. Charles
Ring 0945 919604"
doh:Only 148 yesterday.... noooo:
Is that because you missed my wit and repartee or because I normally make about 100 posts-of-shite....? rubschin:
That is like those TV Competions:
"What is the name of the Queen's eldest son:
A. Wayne
B. Mohammed
C. Charles
Ring 0945 919604"
I rang it and nobody answered! cussing:
When BM phoned me ......I was asleep ..... evil:
When BM phoned me ......I was asleep ..... evil:
You didn't call me back tho! cussing:
Top be fair, I only called to say "I didn't think you'd be awake yet"... redface:
rubschin: drumroll:When BM phoned me ......I was asleep ..... evil:
You didn't call me back tho! cussing:
Top be fair, I only called to say "I didn't think you'd be awake yet"... redface:
As seen on the M3 yesterday
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327 top quality posts today so far..... cloud9:
Mostly be my obviously.... angel1
327 top quality posts today so far..... cloud9:
Mostly be my obviously.... angel1
Today... eeek:
and hours to go yet
399
need just one more ;)
399
need just one more ;)
314 yesterday.... Thumbs:
More than last June.... Thumbs:
More than last June.... Thumbs:
It's not finished yet......... ::)
Yes, but in real terms this is actually a victory for last term. We in the last June party see this as a typical mid term result blah blah blah....
Yes, but in real terms this is actually a victory for last term. We in the last June party see this as a typical mid term result blah blah blah....
Yes, but in real terms this is actually a victory for last term. We in the last June party see this as a typical mid term result blah blah blah....We have also secretly been getting posts from the Americans. noooo:
More than last June.... Thumbs:
Yes, but in real terms this is actually a victory for last term. We in the last June party see this as a typical mid term result blah blah blah....We have also secretly been getting posts from the Americans. noooo:
Could be over 5000 today for June ........ rubschin:
Could be over 5000 today for June ........ rubschin:
Ambiguity is your middle name isn't it...? noooo:
Could be over 5000 today for June ........ rubschin:
Ambiguity is your middle name isn't it...? noooo:
Oh noes, only right handed ....... Thumbs:
A bumper posty day and miss D is here..... rubschin:
416 yesterday,........... Shocked:whistle:
especially with BM in bed by 7pm............. noooo:
416 yesterday,........... Shocked:whistle:
especially with BM in bed by 7pm............. noooo:
Mr C is in bed too, not with BM you understand, all on his own.
Do real letters count? I have to go to the post box later to post three missives.
416 yesterday,........... Shocked:whistle:
especially with BM in bed by 7pm............. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Slow today........is it the warm weather in the UK ........ rubschin:
Slow today........is it the warm weather in the UK ........ rubschin:
It's a strange day here APEY overcast but very warm and humid....... confused:
Slow today........is it the warm weather in the UK ........ rubschin:
It's a strange day here APEY overcast but very warm and humid....... confused:
So you all having BBQ..................................................................... rubschin:
Slow today........is it the warm weather in the UK ........ rubschin:
It's a strange day here APEY overcast but very warm and humid....... confused:
So you all having BBQ..................................................................... rubschin:
Nooo been at werk all day......
Slow today........is it the warm weather in the UK ........ rubschin:
It's a strange day here APEY overcast but very warm and humid....... confused:
So you all having BBQ..................................................................... rubschin:
Nooo been at werk all day......
point:
Slow today........is it the warm weather in the UK ........ rubschin:
It's a strange day here APEY overcast but very warm and humid....... confused:
So you all having BBQ..................................................................... rubschin:
Nooo been at werk all day......
point:
You had Nick visit,......... noooo:
Slow today........is it the warm weather in the UK ........ rubschin:
It's a strange day here APEY overcast but very warm and humid....... confused:
So you all having BBQ..................................................................... rubschin:
Nooo been at werk all day......
point:
383 Sunday....... Thumbs:
435 yesterday and we have exceeded last July's figure by miles....
...we must be doing something right.... rubschin:
yes I assumed he was excluding me, you know who, thingy and then old wothisname and himself not to mention her and of course there's . . . . . .435 yesterday and we have exceeded last July's figure by miles....
...we must be doing something right.... rubschin:
When you say "we" ? ...................
435 yesterday and we have exceeded last July's figure by miles....
...we must be doing something right.... rubschin:
When you say "we" ? ...................
435 yesterday and we have exceeded last July's figure by miles....
...we must be doing something right.... rubschin:
435 yesterday and we have exceeded last July's figure by miles....
...we must be doing something right.... rubschin:
Could be to do with the new members this year couldn't it Steve angel1
So it's true then435 yesterday and we have exceeded last July's figure by miles....
...we must be doing something right.... rubschin:
Could be to do with the new members this year couldn't it Steve angel1
Creep... noooo:
435 yesterday and we have exceeded last July's figure by miles....
...we must be doing something right.... rubschin:
Could be to do with the new members this year couldn't it Steve angel1
Creep... noooo:
I will delete one of mine eveilgrin:
I will delete one of mine eveilgrin:::) ::) ::) ::) ::) so you add one to tell us you'll delete one to lower the net count
450451 already! eeek:
I will delete one of mine eveilgrin:::) ::) ::) ::) ::) so you add one to tell us you'll delete one to lower the net count
Not your sharpest moment perhaps
I will delete one of mine eveilgrin:::) ::) ::) ::) ::) so you add one to tell us you'll delete one to lower the net count
Not your sharpest moment perhaps
I think we should go for the 500 tonight :thumbsup:
I think we should go for the 500 tonight :thumbsup:
Or the Levi?
This might help. Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
every little helps.
:thumbsup:
every little helps.
:thumbsup:
every little helps.
:thumbsup:
every little helps.
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
woooo hoooo!!!!!!
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
woooo hoooo!!!!!!
Yey Party001: Party001: Party001: shall we go for as many as we can .... :thumbsup:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
woooo hoooo!!!!!!
Yey Party001: Party001: Party001: shall we go for as many as we can .... :thumbsup:
We still need Pastis back.........
If only BM didn't have a bedtime......... noooo:
Postiest day ever I think,,,,,,,,,, eeek:
Postiest day ever I think,,,,,,,,,, eeek:
:thumbsup: Knew we could do it .....
Postiest day ever I think,,,,,,,,,, eeek:
:thumbsup: Knew we could do it .....
It is ......... eeek:
Postiest day ever I think,,,,,,,,,, eeek:
:thumbsup: Knew we could do it .....
It is ......... eeek:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Postiest day ever I think,,,,,,,,,, eeek:
:thumbsup: Knew we could do it .....
It is ......... eeek:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
We will all get prezzies from BM.......... cloud9:
Postiest day ever I think,,,,,,,,,, eeek:
:thumbsup: Knew we could do it .....
It is ......... eeek:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
We will all get prezzies from BM.......... cloud9:
Might do....
(ever optimistic )... Shame he wasn't here I suspect he would have enjoyed the banter.... Thumbs:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Just a 4 poster will do for me. eyes:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Just a 4 poster will do for me. eyes:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Where then ..... cool14:
No can't find it eh ...... eeek:
We werked hard (had fun tho) and I am sure had we realised we were so close we would have done the 800...
We are unappreciated ..... sad24:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Where then ..... cool14:
No can't find it eh ...... eeek:
We werked hard (had fun tho) and I am sure had we realised we were so close we would have done the 800...
We are unappreciated ..... sad24:
Should have called in Steve's cat to help.782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Where then ..... cool14:
No can't find it eh ...... eeek:
We werked hard (had fun tho) and I am sure had we realised we were so close we would have done the 800...
We are unappreciated ..... sad24:
I dunno like... Shrugs:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Where then ..... cool14:
No can't find it eh ...... eeek:
We werked hard (had fun tho) and I am sure had we realised we were so close we would have done the 800...
We are unappreciated ..... sad24:
I thought we did a most excellent job Boogs. :thumbsup:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Where then ..... cool14:
No can't find it eh ...... eeek:
We werked hard (had fun tho) and I am sure had we realised we were so close we would have done the 800...
We are unappreciated ..... sad24:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Where then ..... cool14:
No can't find it eh ...... eeek:
We werked hard (had fun tho) and I am sure had we realised we were so close we would have done the 800...
We are unappreciated ..... sad24:
I think the mystery 800 day was when we changed server .....and that gayer wiped the records,,,,,,,, rubschin:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Where then ..... cool14:
No can't find it eh ...... eeek:
We werked hard (had fun tho) and I am sure had we realised we were so close we would have done the 800...
We are unappreciated ..... sad24:
I think the mystery 800 day was when we changed server .....and that gayer wiped the records,,,,,,,, rubschin:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Where then ..... cool14:
No can't find it eh ...... eeek:
We werked hard (had fun tho) and I am sure had we realised we were so close we would have done the 800...
We are unappreciated ..... sad24:
I think the mystery 800 day was when we changed server .....and that gayer wiped the records,,,,,,,, rubschin:
sad24:
In that case we have a challenge on our hands are we up for it at an arranged day... :thumbsup:
782! eeek:
I thought we had an 800 poster once... rubschin:
Where then ..... cool14:
No can't find it eh ...... eeek:
We werked hard (had fun tho) and I am sure had we realised we were so close we would have done the 800...
We are unappreciated ..... sad24:
I think the mystery 800 day was when we changed server .....and that gayer wiped the records,,,,,,,, rubschin:
sad24:
In that case we have a challenge on our hands are we up for it at an arranged day... :thumbsup:
hell yeah :thumbsup:
I'd better put another shilling in the meter.... noooo:
Nearly 9000 for the month....... Thumbs:
"Never, in the field of fora, has so much shite been posted to so many, by so few."
- Winnie, from his grave, 2013.
Well that buggered it .......empty bar now......
Nick has been quiet.......... rubschin:
Ben Dover rubschin:
LL is here......... cloud9:
LL is here......... cloud9:
No sneaking past you is there noooo:
LL is here......... cloud9:
No sneaking past you is there noooo:
LL is here......... cloud9:
No sneaking past you is there noooo:
Only if you are on your way to buy a drink... ::)
LL is here......... cloud9:
No sneaking past you is there noooo:
Only if you are on your way to buy a drink... ::)
whistle:
Mr Pot?
Roy C is here........ Thumbs:
Roy C is here........ Thumbs:
Yay! Party001:
Someone with not much to say?Roy C is here........ Thumbs:
Yay! Party001:
Who is Roy C ?
Roy C is here........ Thumbs:
Yay! Party001:
Who is Roy C ?
Roy C is here........ Thumbs:
Yay! Party001:
Who is Roy C ?
I dunno.... Shrugs:
Roy C is here........ Thumbs:
Yay! Party001:
Who is Roy C ?
I dunno.... Shrugs:
Roy Cropper......seem to remember a friend of Growler me thinks.
Over 400 fire-hot posty-posts today so far.
Is there a quality rating too? noooo:
Looking at another once well known site, it's not exactly us that first in line for a visit from the post quality policeIs there a quality rating too? noooo:
Thankfully not.... redface:
Looking at another once well known site, it's not exactly us that first in line for a visit from the post quality policeIs there a quality rating too? noooo:
Thankfully not.... redface:
Is that your ECG ?
I presume the spike was when Nick came to visit rubschin:
Did the kids visit then ? lol:
Is that your ECG ?
I presume the spike was when Nick came to visit rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
No, that was March.... rubschin:
Is that your ECG ?
I presume the spike was when Nick came to visit rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
No, that was March.... rubschin:
All credit to Beetlehook then as he joined then
Already the 2nd postiest year everer
LL is here........ cloud9:
Squeak squeak
LL is here........ cloud9:eyes:
scared2:
So why is BM terrified of you? rubschin:
So why is BM terrified of you? rubschin:
So why is BM terrified of you? rubschin:
Are you scared of me ?
So why is BM terrified of you? rubschin:
Are you scared of me ?
He can't remember. noooo:
So why is BM terrified of you? rubschin:
I'll hazard a guess and say he's usually doing something that would land him on the naughty step and is worried about getting caught. rubschin:
Ah boogalicious you are a woman after my own heart lol:
Ah boogalicious you are a woman after my own heart lol:
... other organs are also available.
Pimped out by Darwin, oh the humanity. lol:
Pimped out by Darwin, oh the humanity. lol:angel1
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Pimped out by Darwin, oh the humanity. lol:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sherv.net%2Fcm%2Femoticons%2Fbad%2Fcool-pimp-smiley-emoticon.gif&hash=72edca464dbdd4908bc1afba8a4e3b3dfd52eda6)
whistle:
I think he would appreciate the pimp cane and hat. angel1
I think he would appreciate the pimp cane and hat. angel1:thumbsup:
BM comes back ...........slowest day of the month so far....... noooo:
BM comes back ...........slowest day of the month so far....... noooo:
just 800 to go like. Free bar Saturday night?
Beerhead :thumbsup:
Less than 400 to go
Less than 400 to go
If Misty was here we would be there already ... sad24:
No nooky then happy100
No nooky then happy100
;D ;D
No extra rude comments will be added in case she reads this...... whistle:
No nooky then happy100
;D ;D
No extra rude comments will be added in case she reads this...... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Shrugs:
Shrugs:
you know.
Shrugs:
you know.
Shrugs:
you know.
http://youtu.be/ZR3OfqaFhM4 (http://youtu.be/ZR3OfqaFhM4)
cloud9:Shrugs:
you know.
http://youtu.be/ZR3OfqaFhM4 (http://youtu.be/ZR3OfqaFhM4)
lol: lol: lol:
I've got it in my head now and I didn't even watch it.... evil:
cloud9:Shrugs:
you know.
http://youtu.be/ZR3OfqaFhM4 (http://youtu.be/ZR3OfqaFhM4)
lol: lol: lol:
I've got it in my head now and I didn't even watch it.... evil:
My work here is done
cloud9:Shrugs:
you know.
http://youtu.be/ZR3OfqaFhM4 (http://youtu.be/ZR3OfqaFhM4)
lol: lol: lol:
I've got it in my head now and I didn't even watch it.... evil:
My work here is done
lol: evil genius.
Party001: We did it! Party001:
Party001: We did it! Party001:
I was just gonna post that ...........get off my thread....... cussing:
Party001: We did it! Party001:
Party001: We did it! Party001:
Yes, but what about the post count?
. . and did you take precautions?
I been at werk and asleep what did we do eeek:
yep broke the all time most posts in a year record
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=stats (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=stats)
Barman promised a free bar if we did :thumbsup:
I been at werk and asleep what did we do eeek:
Hi Boogs...
"013 has already become the postiest year ever like! Thumbs:
just 800 to go like. Free bar Saturday night?
Oh yes... Thumbs:
oh yes you did BMjust 800 to go like. Free bar Saturday night?
Oh yes... Thumbs:
Free bar......... cloud9:
I'll be nice and start with a decent beer. Pint of Killians Red and not too cold
I'll be nice and start with a decent beer. Pint of Killians Red and not too cold
Oh... that is off like.... whistle:
I'll be nice and start with a decent beer. Pint of Killians Red and not too cold
Oh... that is off like.... whistle:
So cheap home brew and lidl voddy then.......... noooo:
I'll be nice and start with a decent beer. Pint of Killians Red and not too cold
Oh... that is off like.... whistle:
We were quiet so as not to wake you and you are still grumbling ..... noooo:eeek: Voddy!
So quiet DS fell asleep in the corner... or was that the cheap voddy rubschin:
We were quiet so as not to wake you and you are still grumbling ..... noooo:eeek: Voddy!
So quiet DS fell asleep in the corner... or was that the cheap voddy rubschin:
Glenfiddich is as low as I go in the absence of a proper drink.
Anyway, I was just resting my eyes after watching your special dance routine. eyes:
We were quiet so as not to wake you and you are still grumbling ..... noooo:eeek: Voddy!
So quiet DS fell asleep in the corner... or was that the cheap voddy rubschin:
Glenfiddich is as low as I go in the absence of a proper drink.
Anyway, I was just resting my eyes after watching your special dance routine. eyes:
redface: Oh dear I thought you missed that .... hope it gave you pleasure eyes:
We were quiet so as not to wake you and you are still grumbling ..... noooo:eeek: Voddy!
So quiet DS fell asleep in the corner... or was that the cheap voddy rubschin:
Glenfiddich is as low as I go in the absence of a proper drink.
Anyway, I was just resting my eyes after watching your special dance routine. eyes:
redface: Oh dear I thought you missed that .... hope it gave you pleasure eyes:
I don't think anybody missed it, sadly that seems to include the youtube censors.
Still, BM has uploaded it to the boys-only area of the VP, so we can all re-live the moment whenever we like. ;)
Stuff the boys only area, sounds a bit 2gayers:
The keys most sought after are for the the men and specially chosen women area
please can I have one :-(
I don't think you want to be
I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
Hey sis no hairnets but plenty of stout :thumbsup: Do you really think he could cope with us both we can be scary scared2:
A sneak preview of the secret boys area....
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Of course, it is normally full of top totty like a scene out of Spartacus.... whistle:
I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
Hey sis no hairnets but plenty of stout :thumbsup: Do you really think he could cope with us both we can be scary scared2:
I think viewed for real our AWESOMENESS would send any of these old geysers into cardiac arrest NickSick
I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
Hey sis no hairnets but plenty of stout :thumbsup: Do you really think he could cope with us both we can be scary scared2:
I think viewed for real our AWESOMENESS would send any of these old geysers into cardiac arrest NickSick
A welcome exit I should think.... whistle:
I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
Hey sis no hairnets but plenty of stout :thumbsup: Do you really think he could cope with us both we can be scary scared2:
I think viewed for real our AWESOMENESS would send any of these old geysers into cardiac arrest NickSick
A welcome exit I should think.... whistle:
Now that does make you sound gay.......... noooo: a welcome exit... noooo: noooo:
:thumbsup: I see no hair netsI cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
:thumbsup: I see no hair netsI cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
:thumbsup: I see no hair netsI cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
Under their scarves.... ::)
:thumbsup: I see no hair netsI cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
Under their scarves.... ::)
Or table -cloths.......
A sneak preview of the secret boys area....Does look a bit 2gayers: 2gayers:
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Of course, it is normally full of top totty like a scene out of Spartacus.... whistle:
I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
lol: lol: lol: lol:I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
scared2: Party time noooo:
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A sneak preview of the secret boys area....
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Of course, it is normally full of top totty like a scene out of Spartacus.... whistle:
''If'' you kept the house that tidy when I was away I'd have no concerns noooo:
As for the ''totty'' on Spartacus is mainly man on man so I guess that means you are a Gayer: and I get a huge divorce settlement eyes:
A sneak preview of the secret boys area....
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Of course, it is normally full of top totty like a scene out of Spartacus.... whistle:
''If'' you kept the house that tidy when I was away I'd have no concerns noooo:
As for the ''totty'' on Spartacus is mainly man on man so I guess that means you are a Gayer: and I get a huge divorce settlement eyes:
Holy Feck BM. scared2:
You might be released. Thumbs:
A sneak preview of the secret boys area....Does look a bit 2gayers: 2gayers:
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Of course, it is normally full of top totty like a scene out of Spartacus.... whistle:
And "secret boys" noooo: noooo: noooo: all sounds way too much like chez Michael Barrymore to me
A sneak preview of the secret boys area....Does look a bit 2gayers: 2gayers:
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Of course, it is normally full of top totty like a scene out of Spartacus.... whistle:
And "secret boys" noooo: noooo: noooo: all sounds way too much like chez Michael Barrymore to me
He does have a pool........... rubschin:
he told me not to put my fags in it,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
A sneak preview of the secret boys area....Does look a bit 2gayers: 2gayers:
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Of course, it is normally full of top totty like a scene out of Spartacus.... whistle:
And "secret boys" noooo: noooo: noooo: all sounds way too much like chez Michael Barrymore to me
He does have a pool........... rubschin:
he told me not to put my fags in it,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
I cannot give away the secretsI don't think you want to be
Why - what happens?
cos I don't bloody well know either
Awh don't fret Mr. Steve - come and join me and my sis and us other hair-netted old biddies for a stout
Hey sis no hairnets but plenty of stout :thumbsup: Do you really think he could cope with us both we can be scary scared2:
I think viewed for real our AWESOMENESS would send any of these old geysers into cardiac arrest NickSick
I am in a bad mood, like angry041:Popcorn:
Nothing specific. I think it is like male PMT or summat rubschin:::) Pull yourself together man.
Nothing specific. I think it is like male PMT or summat rubschin:::) Pull yourself man.
I've been at werk.... Please someone SORT HIM OUT... whistle:
I've been at werk.... Please someone SORT HIM OUT... whistle:
He is missing the bear....... noooo:
BM has been quiet .......Miss A's cooking..... noooo:
BM has been quiet .......Miss A's cooking..... noooo:
I have been drinking with Swillmore and Miss A.... noooo:
BM has been quiet .......Miss A's cooking..... noooo:
I have been drinking with Swillmore and Miss A.... noooo:
Nite nite then......... noooo:
I've been at werk.... Please someone SORT HIM OUT... whistle:
He is missing the bear....... noooo:
He's missing something....... noooo:
I've been at werk.... Please someone SORT HIM OUT... whistle:
He is missing the bear....... noooo:
He's missing something....... noooo:
I would advise you not to ask him what it is. scared2:
BM has been quiet .......Miss A's cooking..... noooo:
I have been drinking with Swillmore and Miss A.... noooo:
Nite nite then......... noooo:
::)
BM has been quiet .......Miss A's cooking..... noooo:
I have been drinking with Swillmore and Miss A.... noooo:
Nite nite then......... noooo:
::)
Did she have her jugs out again.......... rubschin:
BM has been quiet .......Miss A's cooking..... noooo:
I have been drinking with Swillmore and Miss A.... noooo:
Nite nite then......... noooo:
::)
Did she have her jugs out again.......... rubschin:
I showed her my hose hangy thing.... eyes:
BM has been quiet .......Miss A's cooking..... noooo:
I have been drinking with Swillmore and Miss A.... noooo:
Nite nite then......... noooo:
::)
Did she have her jugs out again.......... rubschin:
I showed her my hose hangy thing.... eyes:
BM has been quiet .......Miss A's cooking..... noooo:
I have been drinking with Swillmore and Miss A.... noooo:
Nite nite then......... noooo:
::)
Did she have her jugs out again.......... rubschin:
I showed her my hose hangy thing.... eyes:
Your hose, as in stockings? Gayer:
Sequined sandals I heardBM has been quiet .......Miss A's cooking..... noooo:
I have been drinking with Swillmore and Miss A.... noooo:
Nite nite then......... noooo:
::)
Did she have her jugs out again.......... rubschin:
I showed her my hose hangy thing.... eyes:
Your hose, as in stockings? Gayer:
;D ;D ;D
they go with the new scandals..... whistle:
456 on Sunday...... Thumbs: Thumbs: and BM went early...... rubschin:
Postiest September ever.... cloud9:
Thanks for letting us know Apey.... ::)
Postiest September ever.... cloud9:
Thanks for letting us know Apey.... ::)
Thumbs:
Postiest September ever.... cloud9:
Thanks for letting us know Apey.... ::)
Thumbs:
I was werking........ evil:
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Where is Pastis tho....... rubschin:
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Where is Pastis tho....... rubschin:
Postiest September ever.... cloud9:
Thanks for letting us know Apey.... ::)
Thumbs:
I was werking........ evil:
happy001
Postiest September ever.... cloud9:
Thanks for letting us know Apey.... ::)
Thumbs:
I was werking........ evil:
happy001
I wasn't here. sad24: glad to know I make a difference in the world. noooo:
Postiest September ever.... cloud9:
Thanks for letting us know Apey.... ::)
Thumbs:
I was werking........ evil:
happy001
I wasn't here. sad24: glad to know I make a difference in the world. noooo:
Indeed you do, much like mains drainage. :thumbsup:
lol:Postiest September ever.... cloud9:
Thanks for letting us know Apey.... ::)
Thumbs:
I was werking........ evil:
happy001
I wasn't here. sad24: glad to know I make a difference in the world. noooo:
Indeed you do, much like mains drainage. :thumbsup:
yep, youd miss me if i left for good. :thumbsup:
rubschin: actually you would just have to move to Cyprus.
Touche mr Darwin. Nice move. ;)
240... thanks Apey.... ::)
240... thanks Apey.... ::)
They weren't all mine ...... whistle:
More posts than October 2012... cloud9:
Thanks Apey.... ::)
More posts than October 2012... cloud9:
Thanks Apey.... ::)
I was drinking.......... cussing:
More posts than October 2012... cloud9:
Thanks Apey.... ::)
I was drinking.......... cussing:
I trusted you to keep an eye on such things.... ::)
Good day today.......nearly 300...... Thumbs:
320 plus already...... Thumbs:
320 plus already...... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Second bestist October!
320 plus already...... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Second bestist October!
If only Pastis n the Bear were here...... noooo:
I'll do my bit
I'll do my bit
We all will :thumbsup:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Drinks all round - on me Thumbs:
Must go and start BM's supper eveilgrin:
509!
509!
:thumbsup: Good postie day
515 in the end - postiest October ever! cloud9:
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515 in the end - postiest October ever! cloud9:
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515 in the end - postiest October ever! cloud9:
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It helps when members stay up after 9pm........ whistle:
515 in the end - postiest October ever! cloud9:
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It helps when members stay up after 9pm........ whistle:
Over 330 today like! eeek:
Over 330 today like! eeek:
And you were sick.......... rubschin:
More than last November already! eeek:
More than last November already! eeek:
Still got to get lots more in tho to get postiest Nov Thumbs:
More than last November already! eeek:
Still got to get lots more in tho to get postiest Nov Thumbs:
Top tip.......... Thumbs:
More than last November already! eeek:
Still got to get lots more in tho to get postiest Nov Thumbs:
Top tip.......... Thumbs:
We need to double the posts to be postiest .... We need to get JOM on the case .... get Misty back... Steve and Baldy to send friends home and last but not least BM betterer cloud9: releasing LL from nursing duties and we all need to get posting :thumbsup:
More than last November already! eeek:
Still got to get lots more in tho to get postiest Nov Thumbs:
Top tip.......... Thumbs:
We need to double the posts to be postiest .... We need to get JOM on the case .... get Misty back... Steve and Baldy to send friends home and last but not least BM betterer cloud9: releasing LL from nursing duties and we all need to get posting :thumbsup:
And we miss Miss D and Pastis........ sad32: and who was that furry bloke..... rubschin:
515 in the end - postiest October ever! cloud9:
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It helps when members stay up after 9pm........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
We're all in this together like :thumbsup: That nice Mr Cameron said that Wankah:
We're all in this together like :thumbsup: That nice Mr Cameron said that Wankah:
Fvck him JOM Wankah: angel1
We between us could do a betterer job :thumbsup:
Team work something we can do :thumbsup: they seem incapable off noooo:
Perhaps there is a thread in this rubschin: We could even have a pole for BM Thumbs:
We're all in this together like :thumbsup: That nice Mr Cameron said that Wankah:
Fvck him JOM Wankah: angel1
We between us could do a betterer job :thumbsup:
Team work something we can do :thumbsup: they seem incapable off noooo:
Perhaps there is a thread in this rubschin: We could even have a pole for BM Thumbs:
Shocked:
We're all in this together like :thumbsup: That nice Mr Cameron said that Wankah:
Fvck him JOM Wankah: angel1
We between us could do a betterer job :thumbsup:
Team work something we can do :thumbsup: they seem incapable off noooo:
Perhaps there is a thread in this rubschin: We could even have a pole for BM Thumbs:
Shocked:
100.000 this year....... rubschin:
100.000 this year....... rubschin:
Shocked:
100.000 this year....... rubschin:
Shocked:
Could be possible...... rubschin:
eveilgrin:
100.000 this year....... rubschin:
Shocked:
Could be possible...... rubschin:
Easy! Thumbs:
6,000 in December....
Especially with my all new Secret Santa game in the sidelines.... whistle:
...and me being home alone..... sad24:
100.000 this year....... rubschin:
Shocked:
Could be possible...... rubschin:
Easy! Thumbs:
6,000 in December....
Especially with my all new Secret Santa game in the sidelines.... whistle:
...and me being home alone..... sad24:
I thought you had bought the Ginger Shambles for Christmas? rubschin:
100.000 this year....... rubschin:
Shocked:
Could be possible...... rubschin:
100.000 this year....... rubschin:
Shocked:
Could be possible...... rubschin:
Some of us could create ficticious accounts to help boost the numbers like noooo:
Oh, and there's this thread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=4873.60) , but its not so new now
5,127 to go! Thumbs:
good day ..nearly 350 ...........if only Boogs was here.......
Looks like we will achieve the postiest November all being well Thumbs:Only ~ 80 more needed
Looks like we will achieve the postiest November all being well Thumbs:
Looks like we will achieve the postiest November all being well Thumbs:
We need BM to stay awake past 9pm.... noooo:
Looks like we will achieve the postiest November all being well Thumbs:
We need BM to stay awake past 9pm.... noooo:
Easier to get peace in the Middle East.
Looks like we will achieve the postiest November all being well Thumbs:
We need BM to stay awake past 9pm.... noooo:
Easier to get peace in the Middle East.
Send cool hand luke....... Thumbs:
Postiest November everer! Party001:
:thumbsup:
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Over 300 today........ Thumbs:
Over 300 today........ Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Ginger has just hit 65k.....does he start getting a pension? rubschin:noooo: Dignitas voucher.
Ginger has just hit 65k.....does he start getting a pension? rubschin:noooo: Dignitas voucher.
It'll never fly, seems the hot air in Cyprus has gone freezy. whistle:
It'll never fly, seems the hot air in Cyprus has gone freezy. whistle:
Could it be today.......... rubschin: free beers on BM........ cloud9:
Could it be today.......... rubschin: free beers on BM........ cloud9:
Tis a bit quiet today.... rubschin:
Could it be today.......... rubschin: free beers on BM........ cloud9:
Tis a bit quiet today.... rubschin:
You keep upsetting members......... noooo:
We did it! Party001:'WE' ? Shocked:
We did it! Party001:'WE' ? Shocked:
Still need another 2500 to make it the postiest December everer
rubschin:
Quiet today........ rubschin:
Quiet today........ rubschin:
No Misty.... noooo:
Quiet today........ rubschin:
No Misty.... noooo:
Nick has the boy........ rubschin:
Steve man-flu...
Boogs no intermong.......
The rest BM upset.......... noooo:
. . Steve man-flu...Nope. Man Flu seems to be done with (my patent magic sleep wearing as many layers as postible and burn the sodding germs into submission trick)
Oh and I don't count. evil:
Oh and I don't count. evil:
We seem to be the ignored Tipsy cussing:
We're gonna have a record number of 'New members' this month at this rate! cussing:
rubschin: rubschin: A wave of spambots and mutant androids desperate to catch up with Cool Hook Luke?We're gonna have a record number of 'New members' this month at this rate! cussing:
rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin: A wave of spambots and mutant androids desperate to catch up with Cool Hook Luke?We're gonna have a record number of 'New members' this month at this rate! cussing:
rubschin:
This is the truth though isn't it? http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=mlist;sort=registered;start=0;desc (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=mlist;sort=registered;start=0;desc)
lol:rubschin: rubschin: A wave of spambots and mutant androids desperate to catch up with Cool Hook Luke?We're gonna have a record number of 'New members' this month at this rate! cussing:
rubschin:
This is the truth though isn't it? http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=mlist;sort=registered;start=0;desc (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=mlist;sort=registered;start=0;desc)
Nope....Just Nick and his other personalities. noooo:
lol:rubschin: rubschin: A wave of spambots and mutant androids desperate to catch up with Cool Hook Luke?We're gonna have a record number of 'New members' this month at this rate! cussing:
rubschin:
This is the truth though isn't it? http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=mlist;sort=registered;start=0;desc (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=mlist;sort=registered;start=0;desc)
Nope....Just Nick and his other personalities. noooo:
We should get that balloon modelling faux interpreter to sign up. With all those voices in his head we'd have at least 3 more members - 4 including the balloon dog
Only 70 posts today....... eeek:
rubschin:
Only 70 posts today....... eeek:
rubschin:
Everybody is off out having Xmas fun like....
...cept me..... sad24:
Only 70 posts today....... eeek:
rubschin:
Everybody is off out having Xmas fun like....
...cept me..... sad24:
Did you not get an invite ......... rubschin:
there was a freebie night last night you should have come...... whistle:
Mrs TG is here........ Thumbs:
Mrs TG is here........ Thumbs:
Mrs TG is here........ Thumbs:
Nice that you noticed..good evening from very nice Ludlow.....
Dodgy December........ rubschin:
Oh yes I forgot, no one went shopping in 2008Dodgy December........ rubschin:
Everybody is shopping like.... Shrugs:
Seems it's the 2nd postiest December ever, need 400 in 2 days to be postiest December ever
we need a scandal to create a posting whirlywindA flip-flop?
we need a scandal to create a posting whirlywindA flip-flop?
redface: Wrong specs.we need a scandal to create a posting whirlywindA flip-flop?
Scandal not sandal.... ::)
redface: Wrong specs.we need a scandal to create a posting whirlywindA flip-flop?
Scandal not sandal.... ::)
A scandal you say rubschin:
No, Tipsy would never forgive me angel1
I was thinking of a celeb based scandal like that Hugh Grant one but if other VP members are volunteering to create one then:
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
and please post pictures if not live video, maybe that'd increase the membership too
Still a sore point I see noooo:
Still a sore point I see noooo:
I sell cream for that. Thumbs:
I am sure Miss D is never without vaseline
I am sure Miss D is never without vaseline
I am sure Miss D is never without vaseline
Or a chap-stick....... whistle:
No, Tipsy would never forgive me angel1
Just need 200 more
Now what sort of scandal would generate 200 posts? Problem is anything involving Nick must have been done before and no one else is likely to put up with any foul calumny we make up.
How about a where is Luke's cool hand now thread?
Just need 200 more
Now what sort of scandal would generate 200 posts? Problem is anything involving Nick must have been done before and no one else is likely to put up with any foul calumny we make up.
How about a where is Luke's cool hand now thread?
He's with all those smelly johnny foriegners........ noooo:
so he won't be able to deny any story we make up about his cool handJust need 200 more
Now what sort of scandal would generate 200 posts? Problem is anything involving Nick must have been done before and no one else is likely to put up with any foul calumny we make up.
How about a where is Luke's cool hand now thread?
He's with all those smelly johnny foriegners........ noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Yes, he has disappeared off the radar in France..... noooo:
so he won't be able to deny any story we make up about his cool handJust need 200 more
Now what sort of scandal would generate 200 posts? Problem is anything involving Nick must have been done before and no one else is likely to put up with any foul calumny we make up.
How about a where is Luke's cool hand now thread?
He's with all those smelly johnny foriegners........ noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Yes, he has disappeared off the radar in France..... noooo:
Here you go, have a post on me :thumbsup:
Ta! a bit early though (even for me)
Ta! a bit early though (even for me)
I'll drink it! Thumbs:
Here you go, have a post on me :thumbsup:
Thanks Uncle... Have half of Mild on me..... Thumbs:
It's the all new drinks you don't want in exchange for posts plan
A pint of Advocat for Mr Apey please Barman
31 posts needed!
6536! I finks we've done it,
can I hazard a Party001: Party001: Party001:
:thumbsup:
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cloud9:
New member Cider...... rubschin:
that's gonna be interesting...... whistle:
Perhaps she would like a sausage angel1
Is it that journo??
Perhaps she would like a sausage angel1
Is it that journo??
Perhaps she would like a sausage angel1
Is it that journo??
You could give her an in-depth interview. eyes:
Good posty day ..........even with BM snoring........ Thumbs:
Good posty day ..........even with BM snoring........ Thumbs:
Perhaps because I was snoring...? rubschin:
Mrs TG is here......... Thumbs:Can we get her to throw in about a thousand posts
Mrs TG is here......... Thumbs:Can we get her to throw in about a thousand posts
Mrs TG is here......... Thumbs:Can we get her to throw in about a thousand posts
She's gone........ noooo:
Mrs TG is here......... Thumbs:Can we get her to throw in about a thousand posts
She's gone........ noooo:
shssh best not tell BM but I think that 12 months run of new records has too noooo:
Mrs TG is here......... Thumbs:Can we get her to throw in about a thousand posts
She's gone........ noooo:
shssh best not tell BM but I think that 12 months run of new records has too noooo:
rubschin: we need a few of the "oldies" back or maybe we should be more PC.....to attract the minorities..... rubschin:
Mrs TG is here......... Thumbs:Can we get her to throw in about a thousand posts
She's gone........ noooo:
shssh best not tell BM but I think that 12 months run of new records has too noooo:
rubschin: we need a few of the "oldies" back or maybe we should be more PC.....to attract the minorities..... rubschin:
Most of our bestist posters have got lives... or died..... noooo:
Mrs TG is here......... Thumbs:Can we get her to throw in about a thousand posts
She's gone........ noooo:
shssh best not tell BM but I think that 12 months run of new records has too noooo:
rubschin: we need a few of the "oldies" back or maybe we should be more PC.....to attract the minorities..... rubschin:
Most of our bestist posters have got lives... or died..... noooo:
noooo: shame........
Mrs TG is here......... Thumbs:Can we get her to throw in about a thousand posts
She's gone........ noooo:
shssh best not tell BM but I think that 12 months run of new records has too noooo:
rubschin: we need a few of the "oldies" back or maybe we should be more PC.....to attract the minorities..... rubschin:
Most of our bestist posters have got lives... or died..... noooo:
noooo: shame........
We need new posters like! Thumbs:
And not all those fucking Russian spambots! cussing:
Mrs TG is here......... Thumbs:Can we get her to throw in about a thousand posts
She's gone........ noooo:
shssh best not tell BM but I think that 12 months run of new records has too noooo:
rubschin: we need a few of the "oldies" back or maybe we should be more PC.....to attract the minorities..... rubschin:
Most of our bestist posters have got lives... or died..... noooo:
noooo: shame........
We need new posters like! Thumbs:
And not all those fucking Russian spambots! cussing:
You could apologise to some ....and by now Wenchy must be bored of that kid ,we could try and get her back.... rubschin:
I don't trust Tipsy with cards noooo:
How about BM asks Amazon to put an add for the VP on their site. And they get a % of every cake won.
Seems only fair like
I have been remiss with the postings lately . Sorry - hands in excuse slip redface:
Best day this month already! And 2 hours to go
Not in the VP Calendar it isn'tBest day this month already! And 2 hours to go
My birthday .......... Thumbs:
Not in the VP Calendar it isn'tBest day this month already! And 2 hours to go
My birthday .......... Thumbs:
just need 4 more like that and we're still busting records
just need 4 more like that and we're still busting records
I only have 1 birthday for everyone to rip the piss out of me..... rubschin:
Awaits queen jokes .. whistle:
just need 4 more like that and we're still busting records
I only have 1 birthday for everyone to rip the piss out of me..... rubschin:
Awaits queen jokes .. whistle:
Just a poor boy?
From a poor family?
just need 4 more like that and we're still busting records
I only have 1 birthday for everyone to rip the piss out of me..... rubschin:
Awaits queen jokes .. whistle:
Just a poor boy?
From a poor family?
With a devil for a sideboard?
just need 4 more like that and we're still busting records
I only have 1 birthday for everyone to rip the piss out of me..... rubschin:
Awaits queen jokes .. whistle:
Just a poor boy?
From a poor family?
With a devil for a sideboard?
lol: lol: lol: lol:just need 4 more like that and we're still busting records
I only have 1 birthday for everyone to rip the piss out of me..... rubschin:
Awaits queen jokes .. whistle:
Just a poor boy?
From a poor family?
With a devil for a sideboard?
lol: lol: lol:
I was flying like.... noooo:
I was flying like.... noooo:
You flew on G-EZWJ, one of the newer ones with the new Recaro seats. Are they comfy, more room etc.?
I was flying like.... noooo:
You flew on G-EZWJ, one of the newer ones with the new Recaro seats. Are they comfy, more room etc.?
Don't tell me you are worried about leg-room....... whistle:
I was flying like.... noooo:
You flew on G-EZWJ, one of the newer ones with the new Recaro seats. Are they comfy, more room etc.?
I was flying like.... noooo:
You flew on G-EZWJ, one of the newer ones with the new Recaro seats. Are they comfy, more room etc.?
It was quite comfy - I was in 1C so plenty of legroom... Thumbs:
It was quite comfy - I was in 1CThat 'streaming' in schools left such a stigma for some people. noooo:
It was quite comfy - I was in 1CThat 'streaming' in schools left such a stigma for some people. noooo:
It was quite comfy - I was in 1CThat 'streaming' in schools left such a stigma for some people. noooo:
It was quite comfy - I was in 1CThat 'streaming' in schools left such a stigma for some people. noooo:
Boogs is quiet.... rubschin:
Boogs is quiet.... rubschin:
rubschin:
Boogs is quiet.... rubschin:
rubschin:
Probably brought up not to speak with her mouth full.
Boogs is quiet.... rubschin:
rubschin:
Probably brought up not to speak with her mouth full.
Boogs is quiet.... rubschin:
rubschin:
Probably brought up not to speak with her mouth full.
lol: lol:
But why she's not posterising?Boogs is quiet.... rubschin:
rubschin:
Probably brought up not to speak with her mouth full.
lol: lol:
Boogs is ok.... Thumbs:
But why she's not posterising?Boogs is quiet.... rubschin:
rubschin:
Probably brought up not to speak with her mouth full.
lol: lol:
Boogs is ok.... Thumbs:
Good, we need as many posterisingists as postible right nowBut why she's not posterising?Boogs is quiet.... rubschin:
rubschin:
Probably brought up not to speak with her mouth full.
lol: lol:
Boogs is ok.... Thumbs:
She had a problem logging-in - I have reset her password.....
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There seems to be a bit of a downward trend there . . .
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There seems to be a bit of a downward trend there . . .
I know.... sad24:
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There seems to be a bit of a downward trend there . . .
I know.... sad24:
I think we are too PC ...... noooo:
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There seems to be a bit of a downward trend there . . .
I know.... sad24:
I think we are too PC ...... noooo:
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There seems to be a bit of a downward trend there . . .
I know.... sad24:
I think we are too PC ...... noooo:
Shrugs: Shrugs: tunble:
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There seems to be a bit of a downward trend there . . .
I know.... sad24:
I think we are too PC ...... noooo:
Shrugs: Shrugs: tunble:
Political correct...... ::)
Quiet start to this month..... rubschin:
We could bribe themQuiet start to this month..... rubschin:
Well.... we can't force people to post.... Shrugs:
We could bribe themQuiet start to this month..... rubschin:
Well.... we can't force people to post.... Shrugs:
Free women/booze/fags/men/drugs/casseroles (user select) with every 10,000 posts?
We could bribe themQuiet start to this month..... rubschin:
Well.... we can't force people to post.... Shrugs:
Free women/booze/fags/men/drugs/casseroles (user select) with every 10,000 posts?
I like it! Thumbs:
But then I have 93,000 posts.... redface:
We could bribe themQuiet start to this month..... rubschin:
Well.... we can't force people to post.... Shrugs:
Free women/booze/fags/men/drugs/casseroles (user select) with every 10,000 posts?
I like it! Thumbs:
But then I have 93,000 posts.... redface:
rubschin:
100,000 posts could win you a free dilapidated car to restore?
Pirate posted yesterday - only one word but it's a startThat's two words ::)
Oh noes "That's" is just one word confused:Pirate posted yesterday - only one word but it's a startThat's two words ::)
rubschin:Oh noes "That's" is just one word confused:Pirate posted yesterday - only one word but it's a startThat's two words ::)
Giraffe farming, you say? rubschin:
Just realised we have gone past 500,000 posts! Shocked:
A Bishops Finger for everybody! Thumbs:
Just realised we have gone past 500,000 posts! Shocked:
A Bishops Finger for everybody! Thumbs:
Apey should get two. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: lol:Just realised we have gone past 500,000 posts! Shocked:
A Bishops Finger for everybody! Thumbs:
Apey should get two. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
noooo: poor day......... noooo:
249 so far
Best day for over 2 weeks
Don't think we're going to get that 400 posts we needed today noooo:
Why do women have legs?Don't think we're going to get that 400 posts we needed today noooo:
All the birds on here are being lazy......... noooo: prob doing housewerk n stuff,,,,,,,,,
Quiet tonight........ rubschin:
Quiet tonight........ rubschin:
I am still here like! Thumbs:
Quiet tonight........ rubschin:
I am still here like! Thumbs:
eeek:
BM must have upset people again......... noooo:
BM must have upset people again......... noooo:
angel1
BM must have upset people again......... noooo:
angel1
Well no slopes will be posting now........ noooo:
(not so worried about the jigga-boos ).......
BM must have upset people again......... noooo:
angel1
Well no slopes will be posting now........ noooo:
(not so worried about the jigga-boos ).......
lol: lol: lol:
We are struggling a bit recently.............. rubschin:
best day this year.... Thumbs:
Slow today...
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Mong.... ::)
What was so special about your overalls?Slow today...
I was out at a classic car show like.... did I tell you...? I won a prize... cloud9:
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Growler would have been soooo proud.... sad24:
What was so special about your overalls?Slow today...
I was out at a classic car show like.... did I tell you...? I won a prize... cloud9:
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Growler would have been soooo proud.... sad24:
The sequins perhaps. rubschin:
What was so special about your overalls?Slow today...
I was out at a classic car show like.... did I tell you...? I won a prize... cloud9:
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Growler would have been soooo proud.... sad24:
The sequins perhaps. rubschin:
What was so special about your overalls?Slow today...
I was out at a classic car show like.... did I tell you...? I won a prize... cloud9:
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Growler would have been soooo proud.... sad24:
The sequins perhaps. rubschin:
Et tu Mr. Darwin Sir....? sad24:
A good day so far......... Thumbs::thumbsup:
A good day so far......... Thumbs::thumbsup:
We need a sweepstake to really get the posts rolling whistle:
If only BM would give a prizeA good day so far......... Thumbs::thumbsup:
We need a sweepstake to really get the posts rolling whistle:
Now there is an idea.... rubschin:
If only BM would drink a prizeA good day so far......... Thumbs::thumbsup:
We need a sweepstake to really get the posts rolling whistle:
Now there is an idea.... rubschin:
Very poor today...... noooo: where have all the birds gone...... rubschin:I never done nuffink!
June was shit.......... noooo:
Slow month...... noooo:Slow year noooo: noooo:
Is this the worse day ever........ rubschin:Shrugs:
Is this the worse day ever........ rubschin:Shrugs:
Is this the worse day ever........ rubschin:Shrugs:
An evening boost may have saved it.... rubschin:
Is this the worse day ever........ rubschin:Shrugs:
An evening boost may have saved it.... rubschin:
On this day last year we had 470 posts rubschin:
I am shuttling between places noooo:
I was bizzy all day in Larnaca like..... noooo:
Watching Arsenal v Besektas?I was bizzy all day in Larnaca like..... noooo:
Where is Miss A....... rubschin:
Where is Miss C?Chasing bats in a belfry somewhere I expect
eeek:Where is Miss C?Chasing bats in a belfry somewhere I expect
tunble: quiet tonight........
Only Smuggers here........... rubschin:
I ain't no Smugger
Only Smuggers here........... rubschin:
....and we are two hours ahead. noooo:
Only Smuggers here........... rubschin:
....and we are two hours ahead. noooo:
.and ten years behind....
Only Smuggers here........... rubschin:
....and we are two hours ahead. noooo:
.and ten years behind....
Are you your muhtar....... sick2:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Pumpkin pics
Party001: Party001: Party001: Pumpkin pics
No lead........ whistle:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Pumpkin pics
No lead........ whistle:
evil:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Pumpkin pics
No lead........ whistle:
evil:
She did try sending them to Nick but couldn't do it.....
Party001: Party001: Party001: Pumpkin pics
No lead........ whistle:
Party001: Party001: Party001: Pumpkin pics
No lead........ whistle:
The old pencil playing up again?
Call Baldy. :thumbsup:
290! :thumbsup:
290! :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
290! :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
That Misty.... noooo:
A better day....... Thumbs: even if BM went to bed early....... noooo: