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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Baldy on January 26, 2013, 06:53:20 PM
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TMR kicks off with:
Don't like Eddie Izzard - far too socialist luvvie for my liking.
A quick, gentle bullet in the back of the head is needed. :thumbsup:
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Richard Coles (The Reverend...) Odious, oleaginous twat, one time saxophonist with the Communards (nuff said) who thinks he's God's Gift to broadcasting.
Keeel heeem eveilgrin:
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aGREED, BUT HE IS A FRIEND OF THE jlv rubschin:
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Richard Wilson (Victor Meldrew) - great character, but again worthy of gentle slaughter for his pious socialist mewlings. Perhaps a champagne cork straight through the eye into his mushy brain. A champagne cork death for a champagne socialist. Fitting methinks.
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Katy Price (Jordan) sick2: sick2: sick2:
I saw some shite about this two bit slag the other day. noooo:
What an ugly, over-rated, money grabbing munter that bitch is.
Some Z rated celebrity status whore that still somehow manages to get on the TV or in the 'papers'. noooo: noooo:
The use of some sort of acid in a large vat might be the only way of making sure that she dissolves completely. eveilgrin:
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Richard Wilson (Victor Meldrew) - great character, but again worthy of gentle slaughter for his pious socialist mewlings. Perhaps a champagne cork straight through the eye into his mushy brain. A champagne cork death for a champagne socialist. Fitting methinks.
lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:
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Kim Kardasian?
Also all celebs on Celeb Big Brother who I have never ever heard of noooo:
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aGREED, BUT HE IS A FRIEND OF THE jlv rubschin:
Your friggin' twat of a keyboard....or is the operator? rubschin:
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Richard Coles (The Reverend...) Odious, oleaginous twat, one time saxophonist with the Communards (nuff said) who thinks he's God's Gift to broadcasting.
Keeel heeem eveilgrin:
Fancy pants werds ffs. Banghead
WHO? Shrugs:
Your talking to the uneducated scouse tosser of the forum here you know. evil:
Piggin' online dickshunry is going to be working overtime on this thread me thinkks. ::)
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Oleaginous: see also Keith Vaz
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Oleaginous: see also Keith Vaz
:thumbsup: Now there is a git who deserves something quite amusing to happen to him..... Not sure what though? eveilgrin:
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Something hot inside him?
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Something hot inside him?
King Dong's sausage dipped in chilli sauce? rubschin:
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A face you could never tire of slapping
See also: Brian Cox evil:
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Jon Snow >>>>>>> For services to smirking whilst interrupting interviewees who have freely given of their time & for being a socialist.
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Jon Snow >>>>>>> For services to smirking whilst interrupting interviewees who have freely given of their time & for being a socialist.
And what might be the punishment hound? eveilgrin:
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Hang him with one of his own atrocious ties. eveilgrin:
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Janet Street-Porter - no preference as to method.
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Something involving an anvil rubschin:
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Shami Chakrabarti - I am sure Berek would like to do the honours.
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Shami Chakrabarti - I am sure Berek would like to do the honours.
Being rogered by a saltpetre prick would be a nice ending for her. eveilgrin:
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Good list! Thumbs:
I nominate that fat, black, thieving whore Diane Abbott...
I'd watch her starve to death surrounded by fast food... eveilgrin:
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Dale Winton ......strap him to a magnifying glass in the desert and leave him to bake dry !
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Andy Murray. Complete and utter arsewipe. Death by tennis
rac raqu bat up his arse round end first.
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Good list! Thumbs:
I nominate that fat, black, thieving whore Diane Abbott...
I'd watch her starve to death surrounded by fast food... eveilgrin:
Good choice :thumbsup:
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Andy Murray. Complete and utter arsewipe. Death by tennis rac raqu bat up his arse round end first.
Oh indeed. Nasty mealey mouthed vile whinging whining porridge slurping twat of the lowest order. sick2:
That ginger minging Chris Evans c*** needs my equally shitty digital radio heap of festeration shuving RIGHT up his arse sideways too, preferably whilst he's broadcasting on it. sick2:
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Katy Price (Jordan) sick2: sick2: sick2:
I saw some shite about this two bit slag the other day. noooo:
What an ugly, over-rated, money grabbing munter that bitch is.
Some Z rated celebrity status whore that still somehow manages to get on the TV or in the 'papers'. noooo: noooo:
The use of some sort of acid in a large vat might be the only way of making sure that she dissolves completely. eveilgrin:
Agreed and that complete waste of skin Cheryl NLS Cole............... cussing: cussing: a fecking role model my arse .........
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Katy Price (Jordan) sick2: sick2: sick2:
I saw some shite about this two bit slag the other day. noooo:
What an ugly, over-rated, money grabbing munter that bitch is.
Some Z rated celebrity status whore that still somehow manages to get on the TV or in the 'papers'. noooo: noooo:
The use of some sort of acid in a large vat might be the only way of making sure that she dissolves completely. eveilgrin:
Had the misfortune of meeting her a few years back when she was booked for a 'gig?'(walk around not wearing an awful lot promoting some shite) at the bar we used to head for after work. She seemed quite put out when I told her I had never heard of her, had no idea who she was and was quite happy in that regard.
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Katy Price (Jordan) sick2: sick2: sick2:
I saw some shite about this two bit slag the other day. noooo:
What an ugly, over-rated, money grabbing munter that bitch is.
Some Z rated celebrity status whore that still somehow manages to get on the TV or in the 'papers'. noooo: noooo:
The use of some sort of acid in a large vat might be the only way of making sure that she dissolves completely. eveilgrin:
Had the misfortune of meeting her a few years back when she was booked for a 'gig?'(walk around not wearing an awful lot promoting some shite) at the bar we used to head for after work. She seemed quite put out when I told her I had never heard of her, had no idea who she was and was quite happy in that regard.
Good man. :thumbsup:
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Glenda Jackson, drowned in a vat of her own bile.
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Glenda Jackson, drowned in a vat of her own bile.
The filthy Labour Luvvie! Thumbs:
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Margaret Hodge crushed to death in a trouser press.
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Margaret Hodge crushed to death in a trouser press.
The thought of her near anything connected with trousers is very distressing. scared2:
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Margaret Hodge crushed to death in a trouser press.
cloud9:
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Andy Murray. Complete and utter arsewipe. Death by tennis rac raqu bat up his arse round end first.
And, after all the pukeworthy coverage of him playing in some random 'bonk bonk' game yesterday, spouting on and on about just how good the porridge wog is now.....HE LOST!!! happy001
Made up I was. :thumbsup:
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Andrew Neil ~ wiv a hot haggis up his arse! angry041:
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Anti-smoking fanatic and ex-dragon Duncan Bannatyne - I'd stick a packet of e-cigs up his arse! evil:
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Bob Crowe. Hanged, drawn and quartered. An uber-cnut of the first order.
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Bob Crowe. Hanged, drawn and quartered. An uber-cnut of the first order.
Oooh! Seconded! Thumbs:
I'm not sure hanging, drawing and quartering would quite suffice tho..... noooo:
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Bob Crowe. Hanged, drawn and quartered. An uber-cnut of the first order.
I thought he was quite good in Gladiator.
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Bob Crowe. Hanged, drawn and quartered. An uber-cnut of the first order.
I thought he was quite good in Gladiator.
;D ;D
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Anyone who works for BBC News; sanctimonious politically correct Labour loving global warming lie promoting tw@ts.
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Anyone who works for BBC News; sanctimonious politically correct Labour loving global warming lie promoting tw@ts.
happ096
But how should we finish them off...? Sinister:
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Anyone who works for BBC News; sanctimonious politically correct Labour loving global warming lie promoting tw@ts.
happ096
But how should we finish them off...? Sinister:
A day trip to Kabul using Air Algerie
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Will Self. So far up his own arse he will shortly form a perfect circle.
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Will Self. So far up his own arse he will shortly form a perfect circle.
:thumbsup: ...... and then roll him off Beachy Head?
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Will Self. So far up his own arse he will shortly form a perfect circle.
OH YES cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Will Self. So far up his own arse he will shortly form a perfect circle.
Such a good call TMR, an odius twat.
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Will Self. So far up his own arse he will shortly form a perfect circle.
Such a good call TMR, an odius twat.
Steady on now.... he is a bit titchy I agree.... noooo:
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drumroll:
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Mary Berry and Jane Asher, up a dark alleyway with cupcakes and things pink and sickly sweet.
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Mary Berry and Jane Asher, up a dark alleyway with cupcakes and things pink and sickly sweet.
Nice... Thumbs:
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Gavin Fukcing Henson, with a rugby ball fired up his jacksy :thumbsup:
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Gavin Fukcing Henson, with a rugby ball fired up his jacksy :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Andrew Marr - he's in 'opital now so opportunities for exotic diseases
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See that slag Jordan is up the duff again.............. noooo:
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How on earth did she manage that? Note to self: buy more snorkel shares
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Andrew Marr - he's in 'opital now so opportunities for exotic diseases
How old is he like...? eveilgrin:
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Another one for the list. I just had the misfortune of seeing Russell Brand on the telly. Method of dispatch can be a combination of all the previous methods posted
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Another one for the list. I just had the misfortune of seeing Russell Brand on the telly. Method of dispatch can be a combination of all the previous methods posted
Ghastly creature...
Couldn't we shave all his hair off and stick it in his mouth to suffocate him...? eveilgrin:
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Agreed. Perhaps DS could arrange a slurry surprise for him rubschin:
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Agreed. Perhaps DS could arrange a slurry surprise for him rubschin:
:thumbsup:
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Morrissey. Any method, but preferably slow and extremely painful.
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Anvils and lots of fat people trampling :thumbsup:
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Anvils and lots of fat people trampling :thumbsup:
Oh noes... noooo:
It would need to be MUCH worserer than that.... rubschin:
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Any bastard who uses those pull along shopping baskets............... cussing:
By smashing their shins to pieces.........(sorry BM)........
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Any bastard who uses those pull along shopping baskets............... cussing:
By smashing their shins to pieces.........(sorry BM)........
Agreed! (apology accepted)....
Unless you are an spacca they are the height of laziness.... noooo:
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Any bastard who uses those pull along shopping baskets............... cussing:
By smashing their shins to pieces.........(sorry BM)........
Agreed! (apology accepted)....
Unless you are an spacca they are the height of laziness.... noooo:
Get a fvcking proper trolley .....at least you can see them .......as for letting your devil spawn pull them around........ Angry9: cussing:
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Add that Helen Flanigan slut.......by just leaving her alone to fend for herself ... noooo:
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Nice tits tho... (o)(o)
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Nice tits tho... (o)(o)
Too big for me. noooo:
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Morrissey. Any method, but preferably slow and extremely painful.
Tied to a chair and forced to listen to his entire back catalogue? eveilgrin:
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Jimmy Carr not sure if he is on the list but every time I see the smug bastard I switch off....... eveilgrin:
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Jimmy Carr not sure if he is on the list but every time I see the smug bastard I switch off....... eveilgrin:
But he's funny.......
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
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Jimmy Carr not sure if he is on the list but every time I see the smug bastard I switch off....... eveilgrin:
But he's funny.......
No can't stand him find him so patronising... noooo: noooo: Up his own arse .. eveilgrin:
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
:thumbsup: Agreed
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
:thumbsup: Agreed
he makes my skin crawl
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
:thumbsup: Agreed
he makes my skin crawl
Totally agree. Thumbs:
Not too sure how that prick ever made it in the first place. noooo:
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
:thumbsup: Agreed
he makes my skin crawl
Totally agree. Thumbs:
Not too sure how that prick ever made it in the first place. noooo:
Me neither.... noooo:
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
:thumbsup: Agreed
he makes my skin crawl
Totally agree. Thumbs:
Not too sure how that prick ever made it in the first place. noooo:
Me neither.... noooo:
I presume he is a shirt lifter.
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
:thumbsup: Agreed
he makes my skin crawl
Totally agree. Thumbs:
Not too sure how that prick ever made it in the first place. noooo:
Me neither.... noooo:
I presume he is a shirt lifter.
I believe not but he's certainly a flesh crawler. Just the sight of him on the box is a sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
:thumbsup: Agreed
he makes my skin crawl
Totally agree. Thumbs:
Not too sure how that prick ever made it in the first place. noooo:
Me neither.... noooo:
I presume he is a shirt lifter.
I believe not but he's certainly a flesh crawler. Just the sight of him on the box is a sick2: sick2: sick2:
If not then I am confused how he ever got a job in the first place. Shrugs:
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
:thumbsup: Agreed
he makes my skin crawl
Totally agree. Thumbs:
Not too sure how that prick ever made it in the first place. noooo:
Me neither.... noooo:
I presume he is a shirt lifter.
I believe not but he's certainly a flesh crawler. Just the sight of him on the box is a sick2: sick2: sick2:
If not then I am confused how he ever got a job in the first place. Shrugs:
Sadly there are human sub species that find him hilarious
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Have we dealt with Harry Hill yet? evil:
Can't stand him ........ evil: evil:
:thumbsup: Agreed
he makes my skin crawl
Totally agree. Thumbs:
Not too sure how that prick ever made it in the first place. noooo:
Me neither.... noooo:
I presume he is a shirt lifter.
I believe not but he's certainly a flesh crawler. Just the sight of him on the box is a sick2: sick2: sick2:
If not then I am confused how he ever got a job in the first place. Shrugs:
Sadly there are human sub species that find him hilarious
Probably the same people who watch TOWIE & Britains Pop Skating Big Jungle Voice.
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Paddy McGuiness...... cannot understand (after Max n Paddy ).....how is he on tele ... rubschin:
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Val Doonican had a song about him :thumbsup:
and his goat
I like goats cloud9:
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facepalm:
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Paddy McGuiness...... cannot understand (after Max n Paddy ).....how is he on tele ... rubschin:
Agreed. Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy, both great. After that, he has been dire. WTF M & S were thinking of having him promoting them is beyond me noooo:
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This is not just a goat, this is an M&S goat? rubschin:
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Paddy McGuiness...... cannot understand (after Max n Paddy ).....how is he on tele ... rubschin:
Agreed. Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy, both great. After that, he has been dire. WTF M & S were thinking of having him promoting them is beyond me noooo:
I was amazed too ...Why ...... rubschin:
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Paddy McGuiness...... cannot understand (after Max n Paddy ).....how is he on tele ... rubschin:
Agreed. Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy, both great. After that, he has been dire. WTF M & S were thinking of having him promoting them is beyond me noooo:
I was amazed too ...Why ...... rubschin:
Watched Top Gear last night ..still think bloke is a twat..... noooo:
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Paddy McGuiness...... cannot understand (after Max n Paddy ).....how is he on tele ... rubschin:
Agreed. Phoenix Nights, Max and Paddy, both great. After that, he has been dire. WTF M & S were thinking of having him promoting them is beyond me noooo:
I was amazed too ...Why ...... rubschin:
Because they are making significant losses, having to close a large number of stores and are desperate for the 'yoof' money. noooo:
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Russel Brand again ...Bringing himself back intio spotlight on back of "tradegy "...
"I am angry and sad that Caroline Flack found herself in that place. I am sad because she was a lovely little person, a real laugh, a dynamo and the idea that she had been so drained of hope by her circumstances chokes me. I am angry because I have watched this play out before with vulnerable people in the public eye and I would like to slay with some righteous sword the salacious, foaming, incessant poking, trolling judgment that chased her to the grave. The way it did with Jade Goodie, the way it did with Amy Winehouse. I know there is no single ‘media’ or ‘social media’ I know they are complex machines that comprise, by their nature, millions of participants."
Did Jade Goody not die of cancer ... rubschin: and sad as her death was ..she was a moron ..(she milked it to her advantage . Thumbs: )....and pretty sure Amy was not suicide as such either .. rubschin:
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Russel Brand again ...Bringing himself back intio spotlight on back of "tradegy "...
"I am angry and sad that Caroline Flack found herself in that place. I am sad because she was a lovely little person, a real laugh, a dynamo and the idea that she had been so drained of hope by her circumstances chokes me. I am angry because I have watched this play out before with vulnerable people in the public eye and I would like to slay with some righteous sword the salacious, foaming, incessant poking, trolling judgment that chased her to the grave. The way it did with Jade Goodie, the way it did with Amy Winehouse. I know there is no single ‘media’ or ‘social media’ I know they are complex machines that comprise, by their nature, millions of participants."
Did Jade Goody not die of cancer ... rubschin: and sad as her death was ..she was a moron ..(she milked it to her advantage . Thumbs: )....and pretty sure Amy was not suicide as such either .. rubschin:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
reading that trash I kept thinking 'shame it wasn't you instead Russell'
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Russel Brand again ...Bringing himself back intio spotlight on back of "tradegy "...
"I am angry and sad that Caroline Flack found herself in that place. I am sad because she was a lovely little person, a real laugh, a dynamo and the idea that she had been so drained of hope by her circumstances chokes me. I am angry because I have watched this play out before with vulnerable people in the public eye and I would like to slay with some righteous sword the salacious, foaming, incessant poking, trolling judgment that chased her to the grave. The way it did with Jade Goodie, the way it did with Amy Winehouse. I know there is no single ‘media’ or ‘social media’ I know they are complex machines that comprise, by their nature, millions of participants."
Did Jade Goody not die of cancer ... rubschin: and sad as her death was ..she was a moron ..(she milked it to her advantage . Thumbs: )....and pretty sure Amy was not suicide as such either .. rubschin:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
reading that trash I kept thinking 'shame it wasn't you instead Russell'
^^^ wot he said ^^^
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Russel Brand again ...Bringing himself back intio spotlight on back of "tradegy "...
"I am angry and sad that Caroline Flack found herself in that place. I am sad because she was a lovely little person, a real laugh, a dynamo and the idea that she had been so drained of hope by her circumstances chokes me. I am angry because I have watched this play out before with vulnerable people in the public eye and I would like to slay with some righteous sword the salacious, foaming, incessant poking, trolling judgment that chased her to the grave. The way it did with Jade Goodie, the way it did with Amy Winehouse. I know there is no single ‘media’ or ‘social media’ I know they are complex machines that comprise, by their nature, millions of participants."
Did Jade Goody not die of cancer ... rubschin: and sad as her death was ..she was a moron ..(she milked it to her advantage . Thumbs: )....and pretty sure Amy was not suicide as such either .. rubschin:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
reading that trash I kept thinking 'shame it wasn't you instead Russell'
^^^ wot he said ^^^
It does take a rather sick and talentless goat bothering arrogant self obsessed fucktard individual to try and claw his way back into the spotlight by using such a tragedy.