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Title: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2013, 05:23:42 PM
FOr the asking price. Privately, so no agent's fees.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2013, 05:24:23 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Lend us a fiver.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
Yay  :thumbsup:

Beers on Nick!
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
FOr the asking price. Privately, so no agent's fees.  :thumbsup:

Nephew........ rubschin:

anyhoo beers on Nick.. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2013, 05:26:36 PM
Nephew.....paying in kind?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2013, 05:27:51 PM
Nicks moggy trip fund.......(Growler will be happy).. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2013, 05:34:27 PM
Nicks moggy trip fund.......(Growler will be happy).. :thumbsup:

He could fly all of the UK VPers over to BM Towers for a bash.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2013, 05:38:22 PM
Nicks moggy trip fund.......(Growler will be happy).. :thumbsup:

He could fly all of the UK VPers over to BM Towers for a bash.  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2013, 05:42:05 PM
Nicks moggy trip fund.......(Growler will be happy).. :thumbsup:

He could fly all of the UK VPers over to BM Towers for a bash.  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Sign up now before he spends it all on Latvian Triplets.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 30, 2013, 05:45:09 PM
Count me in  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2013, 05:47:59 PM
Count me in  :thumbsup:

Unfortunately they are all staying in " Miss D's Room" as bucket bonce calls it.  eyes:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2013, 05:49:20 PM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
Count me in  :thumbsup:

Unfortunately they are all staying in " Miss D's Room" as bucket bonce calls it.  eyes:

Don't mention property n moving in today........ noooo:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
 cloud9:

'Money in bank' for payment to worthy UK VPers needing a break.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2013, 05:51:30 PM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
 cloud9:

It's always "me, me, me" with you, isn't it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Misty on January 30, 2013, 05:51:48 PM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
Something pretty for Misty
cloud9:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:02:47 PM
We were meeting up for a cuppa tomorrow ... I'll put on a whistle and meet you at the Ritz for Tea  cloud9:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 30, 2013, 06:03:59 PM
Count me in  :thumbsup:



Unfortunately they are all staying in " Miss D's Room" as bucket bonce calls it.  eyes:

There is plenty of room  ;D
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2013, 06:15:19 PM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
Something pretty for Misty
cloud9:

 cloud9:

Like a toy boy, like?
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Misty on January 30, 2013, 06:32:58 PM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
Something pretty for Misty
cloud9:

 cloud9:

Like a toy boy, like?

 cloud9: yes please.
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2013, 06:38:28 PM
Well there is Tipsy's eldest  :thumbsup:

He is attentive  :thumbsup:
He cooks  :thumbsup:
He is good with colours  :thumbsup:

Oh  noooo:

Sorry  redface:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: GROWLER on January 30, 2013, 06:39:07 PM
...and he's my new best frend even before he confirmed this news too, so i can't be accused of being a gold digger. cloud9:

Nicks a smashing bloke you know. Always thought it deep down inside like. cloud9:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:39:50 PM
Well done Nick - great news!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2013, 06:43:28 PM
Well done Nick - great news!  Thumbs:

Hey... BM wants a party at his gaff......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:43:59 PM
Well done Nick - great news!  Thumbs:

Hey... BM wants a party at his gaff......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Party001:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2013, 06:46:14 PM
Well done Nick - great news!  Thumbs:

Hey... BM wants a party at his gaff......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Party001:

Please don't wear stockings........ sick2:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:49:03 PM
Well done Nick - great news!  Thumbs:

Hey... BM wants a party at his gaff......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Party001:

Please don't wear stockings........ sick2:

For why? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Pirate on January 30, 2013, 10:38:48 PM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
 cloud9:


Does Ex-Mrs Nick know yet... whistle:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2013, 10:55:11 AM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
 cloud9:

Don't put your cash in the bank, now is the time to invest in turnip futures. I can help.
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2013, 10:56:00 AM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
 cloud9:

Don't put your cash in the bank, now is the time to invest in turnip futures. I can help.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: GROWLER on January 31, 2013, 10:58:55 AM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
 cloud9:

Don't put your cash in the bank, now is the time to invest in turnip futures. I can help.

Pray, do tell us all DS. How does this werk, exactly like ey?  whistle:

I personally like, don't actually see much a future in turnips, apart from in me pot making a birof soup like.
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2013, 11:06:48 AM
Pay off mortgage
New non exploding  car
Sunny holiday
Latvian triplets
Money in bank
 cloud9:

Don't put your cash in the bank, now is the time to invest in turnip futures. I can help.

Pray, do tell us all DS. How does this werk, exactly like ey?  whistle:


In simple terms, you send me cash, as much as you like, and I will use it with my specialist knowledge of the world turnip market to provide you with a lot more cash at some time in the future.
 :thumbsup:





Investments can go down as well as up
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 31, 2013, 11:09:46 AM
Nick, check the Early Repayment Charges applicable to your mortgage, before you pay it off.
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2013, 11:28:32 AM
Nick, check the Early Repayment Charges applicable to your mortgage, before you pay it off.

Good point  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2013, 11:30:37 AM
Nick, check the Early Repayment Charges applicable to your mortgage, before you pay it off.

worthy:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2013, 08:31:02 PM
Nick, check the Early Repayment Charges applicable to your mortgage, before you pay it off.

Indeed  evil:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2013, 08:50:54 PM
Nick, check the Early Repayment Charges applicable to your mortgage, before you pay it off.

Indeed  evil:

So don't pay it all off. Make a substantial repayment off the capital thus reducing the interest and pay the rest off in greatly reduced monthly payments.
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2013, 07:13:25 AM
Nick, check the Early Repayment Charges applicable to your mortgage, before you pay it off.

Indeed  evil:

So don't pay it all off. Make a substantial repayment off the capital thus reducing the interest and pay the rest off in greatly reduced monthly payments.

And invest the rest in turnip Futures like I am! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 01, 2013, 10:10:32 AM
Nick, check the Early Repayment Charges applicable to your mortgage, before you pay it off.

Indeed  evil:

So don't pay it all off. Make a substantial repayment off the capital thus reducing the interest and pay the rest off in greatly reduced monthly payments.

And invest the rest in Turnip Features like I am! Thumbs:

A tad harsh referring to DS in that manner IMO.

Nick might I suggest investing in meal worm futures. 

When I say 'futures' please do not think of the grisly end that most endure rather the shagathons that the little breeders partake in. angel1

















Meal worms may go down as well as down
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2013, 10:13:52 AM
Nick, check the Early Repayment Charges applicable to your mortgage, before you pay it off.

Indeed  evil:

So don't pay it all off. Make a substantial repayment off the capital thus reducing the interest and pay the rest off in greatly reduced monthly payments.

And invest the rest in Turnip Features like I am! Thumbs:

A tad harsh referring to DS in that manner IMO.

Nick might I suggest investing in meal worm futures. 

When I say 'futures' please do not think of the grisly end that most endure rather the shagathons that the little breeders partake in. angel1

 lol: lol: lol:


and...


Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 02, 2013, 06:42:27 PM
Nick, check the Early Repayment Charges applicable to your mortgage, before you pay it off.

Indeed  evil:

So don't pay it all off. Make a substantial repayment off the capital thus reducing the interest and pay the rest off in greatly reduced monthly payments.

Can't see that working. The existing mortgagee will not release their Legal Charge over the property until the loan is redeemed IN FULL. Unless the purchasor is paying in cash and is prepared to wait until the ERC period has expired - Nick to continue paying the mortgage installments in the meantime - and then redeem in full, at which point the purchasor can obtain the Land Certificate.

Seeemples  8) 
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2013, 06:56:56 PM
I may PM you about this shorty when I am less pissed. It is complicated
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 02, 2013, 07:01:31 PM
I may PM you about this shorty when I am less pissed. It is complicated

Okey dokey.  I've had "a couple" myself...
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2013, 08:12:30 PM
Oh now she's having second thoughts  noooo:  WIMMIN  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 08:14:30 PM
Oh now she's having second thoughts  noooo:  WIMMIN  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

So is this thread now .."I nearly sold my flat"......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2013, 08:16:37 PM
I am surrounded by idiots  noooo:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 08:18:17 PM
I am surrounded by idiots  noooo:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:18:48 PM
Oh now she's having second thoughts  noooo:  WIMMIN  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Do you want to lend me fiver back then?  evil:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 08:21:21 PM
Does this mean the BM VP party is off........... rubschin:  coz he bought new stockings........
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:22:06 PM
Does this mean the BM VP party is off........... rubschin:  coz he bought new stockings........

 sad24:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2013, 08:22:54 PM
Wiv suspenders?  sick2:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 08:24:07 PM
Oh now she's having second thoughts  noooo:  WIMMIN  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

She's not moving back in with her ex is she......... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:25:34 PM
Wiv suspenders?  sick2:

yes...  sad32:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:27:44 PM
Oh now she's having second thoughts  noooo:  WIMMIN  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

She's not moving back in with her ex is she......... eeek: eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Baldy on February 06, 2013, 08:28:39 PM
Oh now she's having second thoughts  noooo:  WIMMIN  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

She's not moving back in with her ex is she......... eeek: eeek: eeek:

Anything to do with Miss D's boyfriend?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2013, 08:29:44 PM
I have no fvcking clue what she is doing. SHe's a wimmins  cussing:

Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 08:30:45 PM
Oh now she's having second thoughts  noooo:  WIMMIN  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

She's not moving back in with her ex is she......... eeek: eeek: eeek:

Anything to do with Miss D's boyfriend?  rubschin:

That's wot I was implying.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:33:52 PM
Oh now she's having second thoughts  noooo:  WIMMIN  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

She's not moving back in with her ex is she......... eeek: eeek: eeek:

Anything to do with Miss D's boyfriend?  rubschin:

That's wot I was implying.......... noooo:

You're too good for this place...  noooo:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 08:35:53 PM
Oh now she's having second thoughts  noooo:  WIMMIN  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

She's not moving back in with her ex is she......... eeek: eeek: eeek:

Anything to do with Miss D's boyfriend?  rubschin:

That's wot I was implying.......... noooo:

You're too good for this place...  noooo:

I know..........and I had to buy him a beer today.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2013, 08:37:09 PM
"... and therefore upon receipt of 1% of the agreed asking price, I will suspend* any further negotiations with interested parties regarding the sale of the property. The deposit shall be non refundable and compensatory against potential future loss of sale.   ... "

* See what I did there?   eyes:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:37:54 PM
"... and therefore upon receipt of 1% of the agreed asking price, I will suspend* any further negotiations with interested parties regarding the sale of the property. The deposit shall be non refundable and compensatory against potential future loss of sale.   ... "

* See what I did there?   eyes:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2013, 08:41:17 PM
I have another private buyer in the frame now. Another wumman  Banghead
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2013, 08:42:59 PM

 noooo:

Are you mad?  £2K to £3K for taking it off the market?  Oh yes...  whistle:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:45:18 PM

 noooo:

Are you mad?  £2K to £3K for taking it off the market?  Oh yes...  whistle:

Do what now? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2013, 08:46:32 PM
More than that  sad24:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 08:48:34 PM
I have another private buyer in the frame now. Another wumman  Banghead

Anna.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2013, 08:49:49 PM
 rubschin:

Some bint in Brighton
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:50:29 PM
I have another private buyer in the frame now. Another wumman  Banghead

Anna.... rubschin:

The svelte redhead... or that blind bird.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2013, 08:50:58 PM
FFS ... no agency fee! Get a deposit to take it off the market.     Banghead
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:52:15 PM
FFS ... no agency fee! Get a deposit to take it off the market.     Banghead

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 08:53:12 PM
I have another private buyer in the frame now. Another wumman  Banghead

Anna.... rubschin:

The svelte redhead... or that blind bird.....  whistle:

My mates wife might need a place soon......... :thumbsup:        if he comes drinking with me again or take advice from Miss T,,
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2013, 08:55:36 PM
FFS ... no agency fee! Get a deposit to take it off the market.     Banghead

Wha? Shrugs:

I give up ...  surrender:

Ealing Broadway    ;D
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 08:56:49 PM
FFS ... no agency fee! Get a deposit to take it off the market.     Banghead

Wha? Shrugs:

I give up ...  surrender:

Ealing Broadway    ;D

Double-Six!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2013, 09:00:58 PM
Double-Six!  Thumbs:

Possibly ...

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Title: Re: Yay. I sold my flat in London
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 09:01:51 PM
Double-Six!  Thumbs:

Possibly ...

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