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Title: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2013, 06:22:54 PM
Rules as per the previous game  ::)

off we go...
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2013, 06:24:33 PM
Rules as per the previous game  ::)

off we go...

I thought he was Russian rather than Polish.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2013, 06:33:22 PM
 :thumbsup:

We could revive Bang goes the Barmaid rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Pastis on February 01, 2013, 06:34:24 PM
I'm playing the Latimer Deviation (1963) version and have a monkey to polish instead. Does that mean I'll come second?
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2013, 06:35:03 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2013, 06:43:37 PM
Is this about Poles or polishing?  Shrugs:

What roolz btw?  Shrugs:

Wozit all about then ey? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Misty on February 01, 2013, 06:54:25 PM
Is this about Poles or polishing?  Shrugs:

What roolz btw?  Shrugs:

Wozit all about then ey? Shrugs:

 Shrugs: shrugs: Shrugs: shrugs: ?????????????
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Pastis on February 01, 2013, 07:00:01 PM
Don't tell 'em Pike!
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2013, 07:22:14 PM
I can't remember TBH, but it was Nick's game, so ...  Shrugs:  shrugs: Shrugs:  shrugs:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Misty on February 01, 2013, 07:50:51 PM
well this is going well.  happy001
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2013, 07:54:59 PM
well this is going well.  happy001

It is a wind up Foggy.
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: GROWLER on February 01, 2013, 07:56:45 PM
well this is going well.  happy001

It is a wind up Foggy.

No, I think it's more just a load of old bollox tbqatth. ::)
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Pastis on February 01, 2013, 08:26:28 PM
Search function ...   whistle:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5233.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5233.0)

Four years old, that one  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2013, 08:55:18 PM
Search function ...   whistle:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5233.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5233.0)

Four years old, that one  eeek:

Search function.  ::) It is 4 feckin years old.  Banghead

Some people have not been in here that long.......prolly an obvious reason why new members join and do not post, then leave.

Sorry if we as newbies are imposing on your likkle private club.  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 01, 2013, 11:17:24 PM
Are we up too rule 4 yet?

Rule 5.  All players can and must wear a yellow rubber glove on their knob head when posting naked as per rule 7 of the 1970 version. eyes:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Al on February 01, 2013, 11:33:06 PM
Nick needs to set our his roolz.
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Al on February 01, 2013, 11:33:32 PM
What cou......
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2013, 06:52:50 AM
A rival eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2013, 08:40:22 AM
I never understand these things  noooo:

I still don't get that Mornington Crescent madness  noooo:

I'm stoopid  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: GROWLER on February 02, 2013, 08:52:35 AM
I never understand these things  noooo:

I still don't get that Mornington Crescent madness  noooo:

I'm stoopid  noooo:

No my lickle petal..(Familiarity phrase. No offence intended  ::) )
THEY are the stoopid ones for posting such crappy nonsense. ::)
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Snoopy on February 02, 2013, 10:42:13 AM
Search function ...   whistle:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5233.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5233.0)

Four years old, that one  eeek:

Search function.  ::) It is 4 feckin years old.  Banghead

Some people have not been in here that long.......prolly an obvious reason why new members join and do not post, then leave.

Sorry if we as newbies are imposing on your likkle private club.  noooo:

Oh! Don't you start!  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 02, 2013, 12:51:56 PM
There seems to be a lot of knobbing and not much polishing going on. noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2013, 01:52:53 PM
There seems to be a lot of knobbing and not much polishing going on. noooo:

Mine is all polished!  angel1
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Snoopy on February 02, 2013, 02:35:02 PM
There seems to be a lot of knobbing and not much polishing going on. noooo:

Mine is all polished!  angel1


You'll go blind!
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2013, 04:29:45 PM
There seems to be a lot of knobbing and not much polishing going on. noooo:

Mine is all polished!  angel1


You'll go blind!

 noooo: I'll just do it till I need glasses!  Thumbs:

Oh hold on... I do need glasses!  scared2:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Pastis on February 02, 2013, 04:52:43 PM
I'm on my 5th monkey   redface:
Title: Re: The All New Polish the Knob 2013 Game
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2013, 04:57:24 PM
 Shocked: