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Title: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2013, 11:48:40 AM
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Former cabinet minister Chris Huhne has pleaded guilty to perverting the course of justice over claims his ex-wife Vicky Pryce took speeding points for him a decade ago.

The Liberal Democrat MP, 58, changed his plea on the first day of his trial at Southwark Crown Court.

Mr Huhne said outside court he will be standing down as MP for Eastleigh.


Well that's a most satisfactory outcome.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 11:49:42 AM
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Former cabinet minister Chris Huhne has pleaded guilty to perverting the course of justice over claims his ex-wife Vicky Pryce took speeding points for him a decade ago.

The Liberal Democrat MP, 58, changed his plea on the first day of his trial at Southwark Crown Court.

Mr Huhne said outside court he will be standing down as MP for Eastleigh.


Well that's a most satisfactory outcome.  :thumbsup:

They should hang him....  evil:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2013, 11:53:59 AM
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Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 04, 2013, 12:17:46 PM
Stupid prat! if he'd admitted to the offense in the first place it would have all been long forgotten. It was only speeding, not bloody murder.
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2013, 12:57:51 PM
Stupid prat! if he'd admitted to the offense in the first place it would have all been long forgotten. It was only speeding, not bloody murder.

Zackly.......
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 01:54:14 PM
Stupid prat! if he'd admitted to the offense in the first place it would have all been long forgotten. It was only speeding, not bloody murder.

I know...

Good for us he didn't tho - perhaps just a few more of the sheeple will see the political classes for the lying, thieving scum they really are....
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2013, 02:00:36 PM
Stupid prat! if he'd admitted to the offense in the first place it would have all been long forgotten. It was only speeding, not bloody murder.

I know...

Good for us he didn't tho - perhaps just a few more of the sheeple will see the political classes for the lying, thriving scum they really are....

Thriving?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 02:02:59 PM
Stupid prat! if he'd admitted to the offense in the first place it would have all been long forgotten. It was only speeding, not bloody murder.

I know...

Good for us he didn't tho - perhaps just a few more of the sheeple will see the political classes for the lying, thriving scum they really are....

Thriving?  rubschin:

Ooops!  redface:

But yes, sadly they are....  Banghead
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: GROWLER on February 04, 2013, 03:03:09 PM
Whachya reckon then?  rubschin:

3 months?

Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 03:04:31 PM
Whachya reckon then?  rubschin:

3 months?

In an open prison.... out in 30 days....
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: GROWLER on February 04, 2013, 03:06:43 PM
Whachya reckon then?  rubschin:

3 months?

In an open prison.... out in 30 days....

I was thinking 'open' too, and out within 8 weeks.

He'll then write his memoirs and retire very nicely on the royalties, thank you and goodnight.  :thumbsup:  ::)
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 03:11:51 PM
Perhaps he'll have the decency to hang himself.... and me with 58 on me card too....  whistle:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 03:17:30 PM
Peter Huhne texts his father....

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Here is what Chris Huhne changed his plea to avoid having read out in court:

    PH: “We all know that you were driving and you put pressure on Mum. Accept it or face the consequences. You’ve told me that was the case. Or will this be another lie?”

    CH: “I have no intention of sending Mum to Holloway Prison for three months. Dad”

    PH: “Are you going to accept your responsibility or do I have to contact the police and tell them what you told me?”

    PH: “I don’t want to speak to you, you disgust me, f**k off.”

    PH: “You are the most ghastly man I’ve ever known. Does it give you pleasure that you have lost almost all of your friends?”

    PH: “You just don’t get it.”

    CH: “Happy Christmas. I love you”

    PH: “I hate you so f**k off.”
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happy001
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 03:20:43 PM
http://youtu.be/PpUedVmH4W8 (http://youtu.be/PpUedVmH4W8)

happy002
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 04:30:29 PM
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J’accuse
Feb 4th, 2013
by Single Acts of Tyranny.

You said you were telling the truth but now it seems you were a liar, and a criminal?  We always knew Lib-Dem manifestos were a joke but now you extend that non-principle to your personal dealings.  I guess if you betray your marriage vows there’s no reason you wouldn’t lie to the rest of us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN92y3YRnmo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN92y3YRnmo)

Damned by your own admission today.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21320992 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21320992)

You were Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change, but how can we now believe a word you said?  How do any of the laws you passed have legitimacy?  Settled science?  The only thing settled today Chris is that your words may not be true.

In May 2011 you were interviewed by the cops and said nothing and let them investigate and go back and forth with the CPS.  The cost of the investigation is not disclosed as yet but you can be sure it’s not cheap.  didn’t the cops have better things to do like fighting this supposed terrorist threat?

When you resigned as a minister you pocketed £17,000 of our money tax-free, can we have it back?  No, to hell with politeness, give it back.

Schadenfreude is ugly, but if anyone ever deserved this, it was you.  Why are quite so many of your colleagues in Westminster variously thieves, drunk-drivers, liars, happy to send their betters to pointless deaths?  No, don’t answer that, you have a credibility problem.

My fellow citizens, we do not need these people to tell us what to do, we don’t need them to tell us what we can’t do and we sure as hell don’t need them to take our money.

 happ096

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Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 04, 2013, 05:31:39 PM
I don't know why I still shake my head in disbelief but I do.

Not one ounce of remorse, more hand wringing pity me, it all happened over 10 years ago. Bastard. cussing:

I would like too think that his punishment will fit the crime of perverting the course of justice be made to pay for the costs of this case to it's end and to repay the salary that we have paid him during the last 10 years.

Please let me start a revolution.
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 04, 2013, 05:56:07 PM
The man is a total shit and deserves a very large book thrown at him.  cussing:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2013, 06:40:11 PM
The man is a total shit and deserves a very large book thrown at him.  cussing:

Should not that be in the 'I can't stand that twat etc.'  thread?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 07:17:21 PM
The man is a total shit and deserves a very large book thrown at him.  cussing:

Should not that be in the 'I can't stand that twat etc.'  thread?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2013, 07:23:27 AM
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A warning ten years too late! happy001


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Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2013, 03:46:15 PM
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I pictured a Gatso
You held it in your hands
I had flashes
And coerced you in the plan
I wandered out in the EU for years
While you just stayed in your room
I saw the turbine
You saw the whole of the Huhne


happy001

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Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 07:43:39 PM
Liverpool has claimed it was them.............

they need the 3 points,,,,,,,,,,,,,(sorry Growler)......... whistle:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 07:45:27 PM
Liverpool has claimed it was them.............

they need the 3 points,,,,,,,,,,,,,(sorry Growler)......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2013, 12:13:27 PM
Chris Huhne wishes he could 'turn back the clock'.........

 Which let's face it is yet another serious motoring offence. ......
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2013, 12:14:56 PM
Chris Huhne wishes he could 'turn back the clock'.........

 Which let's face it is yet another serious motoring offence. ......

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Baldy on February 07, 2013, 12:15:48 PM
Chris Huhne wishes he could 'turn back the clock'.........

 Which let's face it is yet another serious motoring offence. ......

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: GROWLER on February 07, 2013, 02:38:31 PM
Chris Huhne wishes he could 'turn back the clock'.........

 Which let's face it is yet another serious motoring offence. ......

 lol:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2013, 03:27:47 PM
I see the utter, utter bastard bought himself a £600 iPad (on expenses natch) before resigning!  cussing:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2013, 03:43:47 PM
Didn't Growler once try to get Mrs G to take a fine and points for him, like?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: GROWLER on February 07, 2013, 03:46:38 PM
Didn't Growler once try to get Mrs G to take a fine and points for him, like?  rubschin:

correct. whistle:  lol:

Took it court though to have me say...and lost, but the bench found my rant most amusing, so it was werth the fine for the rant and to see the grins on a couple of their faces and nods of agreement! lol:

Me licence is now clean again though as I'm a good boy with eyes like a shit 'ouse rat. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2013, 03:47:57 PM
Hang the furry oaf  cussing:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2013, 03:48:15 PM
Didn't Growler once try to get Mrs G to take a fine and points for him, like?  rubschin:

And they've lived happily ever after.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 09:31:17 AM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 09:57:13 AM
eveilgrin:

what do you think...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 11, 2013, 12:21:47 PM
Hang 'em!
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 12:44:00 PM
Well he pleaded Guilty eventually, but is now being pursued for costs.  6 months?  She tried some daft defence and lost.

Either way, their lives are ruined.

I reckon if she had pleaded guilty at the outset he would have been shafted and she would have got off lightly. Silly intelligent wumman
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 01:02:23 PM
Hang 'em!

+1  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 01:17:21 PM
<Sepulchral voice>Going down! </sepulchral voice>
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 01:23:48 PM
<Sepulchral voice>Going down! </sepulchral voice>

 Sinister:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 01:43:47 PM
Is that what they say in the prison showers?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 02:35:17 PM
Is that what they say in the prison showers?  rubschin:


No, that would be:


"Mind you don't drop the soap . . . . "
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 11, 2013, 04:12:16 PM
We could do with a "twiddling thumbs" emoticon.
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2013, 04:19:35 PM
The really annoying thing is they will probably both write books about it and make a fortune.  evil:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 04:21:10 PM
The really annoying thing is they will probably both write books about it and make a fortune.  evil:

Called "points make prizes",,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Baldy on March 11, 2013, 04:24:42 PM
The really annoying thing is they will probably both write books about it and make a fortune.  evil:

Called "points make prizes",,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2013, 04:38:12 PM
The really annoying thing is they will probably both write books about it and make a fortune.  evil:

Called "points make prizes",,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 04:43:10 PM
We could do with a "twiddling thumbs" emoticon.

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Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 04:46:57 PM
judge enters court #huhne
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 04:47:29 PM
judge enters court #huhne

Black cap? Party001:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 04:52:26 PM
J: No doubt you thought you would get away with it. you got away with it for 8 years #huhne





looking good....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 04:53:37 PM
J: No doubt you thought you would get away with it. you got away with it for 8 years #huhne





looking good....... :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 04:57:14 PM
The judge is milking his 15 mins of fame........... noooo:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Baldy on March 11, 2013, 05:02:22 PM
 8 Months.....Not enough!  Banghead
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:03:18 PM
Open prison I assume - out in 4...  noooo:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2013, 05:07:16 PM
8 Months each  ::)
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2013, 05:10:48 PM
Pass the soap whistle:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:12:42 PM
Pass the soap whistle:

Where's the soap?

Yes it does!

happy001
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:13:15 PM
That was nuns wasn't it...?  redface:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 05:13:39 PM
Pass the soap whistle:

Where's the soap?

Yes it does!

happy001

Nun of us got that.....
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:14:54 PM
Pass the soap whistle:

Where's the soap?

Yes it does!

happy001

Nun of us got that.....

Shame on me in The Commons....  redface:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 05:15:44 PM
Chris was seen asking his ex-wife immediately after, if she would do the sentence for him........
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 11, 2013, 05:16:31 PM
Not enough  noooo:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:18:03 PM
Chris was seen asking his ex-wife immediately after, if she would do the sentence for him........

happy001
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2013, 05:18:18 PM
We now await the decision on "Costs".
The DPP is looking for mega £££££££'s as are the Rozzers.
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:18:55 PM
We now await the decision on "Costs".
The DPP is looking for mega £££££££'s as are the Rozzers.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2013, 05:22:35 PM
Huhne to pay £78,000 costs

Pryce to pay £38.000 costs
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 05:23:31 PM
Huhne to pay £78,000 costs

Pryce to pay £38.000 costs

Pyrce to pay........... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2013, 05:25:06 PM
Huhne to pay £78,000 costs

Pryce to pay £38.000 costs

Pyrce to pay........... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now that would have been funnier but for the typo.  ;)
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 06:34:30 PM
This is what I would call a result! Should have been longer, but equally, they could have got less.
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 09:29:33 PM
Huhne to pay £78,000 costs

Pryce to pay £38.000 costs

Pyrce to pay........... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Now that would have been funnier but for the typo.  ;)

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2013, 11:16:28 PM

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Title: Re: Huhne Pleads GUILTY!
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2013, 06:00:59 AM

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happy001