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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 14, 2007, 01:01:06 PM
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My neghbour's nosey sister keeps going into our garden. I caught her red handed on Sunday. She has just been in there again. She rearranges the plant pots and leaves cat food. She is not senile or otherwise bonkers, just nosey.
Is this trespass? I think so. And would the police do anything if I called them?
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My neghbour's nosey sister keeps going into our garden. I caught her red handed on Sunday. She has just been in there again. She rearranges the plant pots and leaves cat food. She is not senile or otherwise bonkers, just nosey.
Is this trespass? I think so. And would the police do anything if I called them?
Yes it is trespass.
But no the police wouldn't do anything about it as it is not a crime. It is a tort and as such needs to be addressed in the civil court and will cost.
Additionally, as she is doing no harm the best you could hope for in an injunction prohibiting her from entering the premises which if persistently ignored could eventually lead to an ASBO which if persistently ignored could lead to - Well... You get the picture!
Can't she just tell her straight that she shouldn't do it because - blah blah...
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She got both barrels on SUnday. She came in while I was mowing the lawn. I guess she is just bonkers! confused:
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My neghbour's nosey sister keeps going into our garden. I caught her red handed on Sunday. She has just been in there again. She rearranges the plant pots and leaves cat food. She is not senile or otherwise bonkers, just nosey.
Is this trespass? I think so. And would the police do anything if I called them?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trespass
In law, trespass can be:
1. the criminal act of going into somebody else's land or property without permission of the owner or lessee;
2. a civil law tort that may be a valid cause of action to seek judicial relief and possibly damages through a lawsuit - see trespass to land.
See also
http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/section12/chapter_f.html
Trespass and Nuisance on Land
What the CPS say.
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I think I may have to smite her. Please bring jam sandwiches when you visit me in prison!
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I think I may have to smite her. Please bring jam sandwiches when you visit me in prison!
Call Berek on your mobile then hand it to her.
He will explain the way of enlightenment to her.
Buy move paving slabs and quicklime just in case
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does she look like this ?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscans.sicknote.org.uk%2Fpictures%2Floaded_calendar_2005%2Floaded_calendar_2005_03_michelle_marsh%2Floaded_calendar_2005_03_michelle_marsh.jpg&hash=eb769a76127a5a07eaed402d27fa23ec90b7cf6a)
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does she look like this ?
The bird or the gloves?
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I'm not a fan of big jugs or blondes but Michelle Marsh is a cracker.. whistle:
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I think I may have to smite her. Please bring jam sandwiches when you visit me in prison!
Would that be Strawberry jam? Blackcurrant maybe? or even Orange?
Nick... You are SO vague I despair! noooo:
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I think I may have to smite her. Please bring jam sandwiches when you visit me in prison!
Would that be Strawberry jam? Blackcurrant maybe? or even Orange?
Nick... You are SO vague I despair! noooo:
Send him all sorts of sandwiches via the internet. That'll be a first the sandwiches in a file! drumroll:
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My neghbour's nosey sister keeps going into our garden. I caught her red handed on Sunday. She has just been in there again. She rearranges the plant pots and leaves cat food. She is not senile or otherwise bonkers, just nosey.
Is this trespass? I think so. And would the police do anything if I called them?
Set up an archery target at the point at which she enters your property.
Buy The Boy a bow and a quiver of arrows ? introduce him to the art of archery.
Problem solved one way or the other? whistle:
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My neghbour's nosey sister keeps going into our garden. I caught her red handed on Sunday. She has just been in there again. She rearranges the plant pots and leaves cat food. She is not senile or otherwise bonkers, just nosey.
Is this trespass? I think so. And would the police do anything if I called them?
Set up an archery target at the point at which she enters your property.
Buy The Boy a bow and a quiver of arrows ? introduce him to the art of archery.
Problem solved one way or the other? whistle:
Good plan. Oh, and strwberry please. She also works for the Council's Planning Department, which explains a lot. And I have TWO MORE BOYS here at present on a promise of reciprocals for the next 2 days. We shall see evil:
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I think I may have to smite her. Please bring jam sandwiches when you visit me in prison!
Would that be Strawberry jam? Blackcurrant maybe? or even Orange?
Nick... You are SO vague I despair! noooo:
Send him all sorts of sandwiches via the internet. That'll be a first the sandwiches in a file! drumroll:
That was GOOD! lol: Have a clap!
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Smite
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Smite
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