The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Whacko on February 10, 2013, 12:59:10 PM
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Hello everybody and please welcome the new boy!
Not much to say about me, except I share a name with the famous character in my avatar.
Can't promise to post much, but this looks like a fun place to be.
Especially on a vile Sunday afternoon such as today!
Ah well, at least the rugger's on later scared2:
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Hi there ........enjoy......... :thumbsup:
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Hiya!!! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-signs060.gif&hash=0b66455d165daabeeae1c30ba7f3e552de398f3b) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) Newbie always has to get the beers in. :thumbsup:
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Hello everybody and please welcome the new boy!
Not much to say about me, except I share a name with the famous character in my avatar.
Can't promise to post much, but this looks like a fun place to be.
Especially on a vile Sunday afternoon such as today!
Ah well, at least the rugger's on later scared2:
You are JOM and I claim my £5.00...
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Well I'm not sure about the beers, looks like a hot crumpet and port afternoon to me Thumbs:
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But what about watching the rugby then ? rubschin:
Welcome lol:
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It is possible to have crumpet, port and watch rugby you know lol:
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It is possible to have crumpet, port and watch rugby you know lol:
And that is exactly what will be served in the Kennels this afternoon. :thumbsup:
Hot buttered crumpets, 10 yo tawny port and Ireland v England. Life doesn't get much betterer. cloud9:
Be good if England can win but the match should be a stormer no matter what the result.
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Well I hope the crumpet doesn't mind lol:
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Well I hope the crumpet doesn't mind lol:
Oh Noes ~ She is used to my ways after 26 years. ;)
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Ey up Whacko!! :thumbsup:
You a twat, or are you abnormal? rubschin:
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The VP cultural ambassador tells it like it is ;D
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The VP cultural ambassador tells it like it is ;D
If he's married ......I will provide advice....... :thumbsup:
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The VP cultural ambassador tells it like it is ;D
Absolutely NO point whatsoever in messing about, micing yu werds and talking sweet nicety nicey puke werthy crappy utter shite is there ey? noooo:
IS THERE I SAID? evil:
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The VP cultural ambassador tells it like it is ;D
If he's married ......I will provide advice....... :thumbsup:
On what part like?
How tf to escape from it? :thumbsup:
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Welcome Whacko.
Hiya!!! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-signs060.gif&hash=0b66455d165daabeeae1c30ba7f3e552de398f3b) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) Newbie always has to get the beers in. :thumbsup:
Ah! That explains all those cold stares I've been getting. And those 50p scratch marks on what some thought was my car. So OK then for the next hour the imported lagers are on me
(old ruse to ensure cheap round)
And tonight will you be in the chair Whacko
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And what about my Voddy ? sad24:
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You a twat, or are you abnormal? rubschin:
Lovely welcome ::)
The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk point:
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And what about my Voddy ? sad24:
One Polish Vodka on my account for Miss D please Barman
serious stuff is Polish Vodka, but I digress
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And what about my Voddy ? sad24:
One Polish Vodka on my account for Miss D please Barman
serious stuff is Polish Vodka, but I digress
Not in here BM waters it down................... noooo:
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If only it was water he used
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You a twat, or are you abnormal? rubschin:
Lovely welcome ::)
The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk point:
His growl is much worse than his bite. Ackchooly he is an angel1
Anywhoo ~ Welcome, very few rules as we rely on the good sense of our members. Off Topic is a good name for this place as we never manage to stay on topic for long ~ except in the Commons where we do try to keep it on. The aim is to let things flow naturally as they would in a real conversation in a pub where one thought will spring another, probably unrelated.
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If only it was water he used
nonono: Don't take the piss out of BM's beer ..... It needs all the help it can get cool14:
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You a twat, or are you abnormal? rubschin:
Lovely welcome ::)
The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk point:
His growl is much worse than his bite. Ackchooly he is an angel1
Anywhoo ~ Welcome, very few rules as we rely on the good sense of our members. Off Topic is a good name for this place as we never manage to stay on topic for long ~ except in the Commons where we do try to keep it on. The aim is to let things flow naturally as they would in a real conversation in a pub where one thought will spring another, probably unrelated.
Is it still the off topic ? or care in the community........ rubschin:
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If only it was water he used
nonono: Don't take the piss out of BM's beer ..... It needs all the help it can get cool14:
I was thinking White Spirit but I bow to your expertise
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If only it was water he used
nonono: Don't take the piss out of BM's beer ..... It needs all the help it can get cool14:
All beer in here has been passed by BM....... noooo:
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The old ones are the best :thumbsup:
Welcome Professor, we need someone to instill a little discipline ~ six of the best I say!.
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And what about my Voddy ? sad24:
I'll sneak a bottle in my handbag hun and we can refill our glasses under the table. :thumbsup:
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You are a complete angel :thumbsup:
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angel1 I'll bring my big bag too. ;)
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You a twat, or are you abnormal? rubschin:
Lovely welcome ::)
The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk point:
His growl is much worse than his bite. Ackchooly he is an angel1
No I'm piggin well NOT. evil:
I'm an evil nasty bastardy twat, but at least I've got the bollox to admit it.
No hiding behind BM's pinny from me yous know. noooo:
Anyway, don't be offended Whacko. I speak to everyone with a forked tung...except the ladees (my lickle chickies) ...sometimes.
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He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.
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You a twat, or are you abnormal? rubschin:
Lovely welcome ::)
The best you'll get from me is a pint of milk point:
His growl is much worse than his bite. Ackchooly he is an angel1
No I'm piggin well NOT. evil:
I'm an evil nasty bastardy twat, but at least I've got the bollox to admit it.
No hiding behind BM's pinny from me yous know. noooo:
Anyway, don't be offended Whacko. I speak to everyone with a forked tung...except the ladees (my lickle chickies) ...sometimes.
And he's our car insurance guru......... :thumbsup:
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He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.
As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:
Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:
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He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.
As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:
Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:
Indeeddedo! He could have bought an umpteenthhand car instead. ;)
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He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.
As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:
Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:
Indeeddedo! He could have bought an umpteenthhand car instead. ;)
Well at least that'll do something for you rather than just sit there laughing at you and the frivolity of it all.
The car hasn't got fleas either! evil:
Still beggars belief in my eyes. noooo:
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And that Whacko is how to stay on-topic........... :thumbsup:
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Is this thread about cheese?
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if we go Caerphilly about it then it could be
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[stands by for three pages of cheese related puns] whistle:
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We can be BRIEfer than that
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Yes we can be so Gouda
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Is this thread about cheese?
Se wor'i mean like? eeek:
You just brush over it....and let's face it, it needs brushing...preferably into a skip, like it's just a simple every day type occurence to purchase such utter shite for an unbelievably staggering TWO THOUSAND EYE WATERING POUNDS!.
I'm gong for a lie down to calm meself down before my bladder erupts in volcanic proportions. Angry9:
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. . .I'm gong for a lie down to calm meself down before my bladder erupts in volcanic proportions. Angry9:
And we wouldn't want to be seeing THAT on YouTube woud we
What is this Nick in overpriced rug outrage story? It'd be a bargain if was a flying carpet
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We bought two ackhooly angel1 Top quality Afghan. Heirlooms. Growler took offence for some reason
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There are so many topics, BM ranting about GOATS, all the lads can sometimes get a bit BLUE, apey's jokes can sometimes GRATE on you, its said a few of the ladies are quite SPREADABLE, but there are STILTONs of thiings to talk about. :thumbsup:
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. . .I'm gong for a lie down to calm meself down before my bladder erupts in volcanic proportions. Angry9:
And we wouldn't want to be seeing THAT on YouTube woud we
What is this Nick in overpriced rug outrage story? It'd be a bargain if was a flying carpet
DO NOT get me started on this topic. cussing:
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. . .I'm gong for a lie down to calm meself down before my bladder erupts in volcanic proportions. Angry9:
And we wouldn't want to be seeing THAT on YouTube woud we
What is this Nick in overpriced rug outrage story? It'd be a bargain if was a flying carpet
DO NOT get me started on this topic. cussing:
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;D
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There are so many topics, BM ranting about GOATS, all the lads can sometimes get a bit BLUE, apey's jokes can sometimes GRATE on you, its said a few of the ladies are quite SPREADABLE, but there are STILTONs of thiings to talk about. :thumbsup:
;D ;D ;D
Whey too many for me to match
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Welcome Wacko. I have been out all day or would have welcomed you earlier. :thumbsup:
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Welcome Wacko. I have been out all day or would have welcomed you earlier. :thumbsup:
Driving round the perimeter of the grounds........ rubschin:
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Welcome Wacko. I have been out all day or would have welcomed you earlier. :thumbsup:
Driving round the perimeter of the grounds........ rubschin:
Nah. He'll have been reading the ironed Sunday newspapers and out and about inspecting the turnips.
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Welcome Wacko. I have been out all day or would have welcomed you earlier. :thumbsup:
Driving round the perimeter of the grounds........ rubschin:
Nah. He'll have been reading the ironed Sunday newspapers and out and about inspecting the turnips.
Nah, he's been out buying up old morris minors to corner the market.......... whistle:
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Welcome Wacko. I have been out all day or would have welcomed you earlier. :thumbsup:
Driving round the perimeter of the grounds........ rubschin:
Nah. He'll have been reading the ironed Sunday newspapers and out and about inspecting the turnips.
Nah, he's been out buying up old morris minors to corner the market.......... whistle:
Seemingly, 1 sold in 23 minutes of being advertised today! eeek:
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Yeah, but somepeople get the autotrader a day early if they know the right people ... whistle:
then the bastards put a warning in it saying, if you receive a call before Thurs , tell them .. evil:
wot was the problem .....if "someone" paid the asking price .......
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Yeah, but somepeople get the autotrader a day early if they know the right people ... whistle:
then the bastards put a warning in it saying, if you receive a call before Thurs , tell them .. evil:
wot was the problem .....if "someone" paid the asking price .......
Was on a forum actually.
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Yeah, but somepeople get the autotrader a day early if they know the right people ... whistle:
then the bastards put a warning in it saying, if you receive a call before Thurs , tell them .. evil:
wot was the problem .....if "someone" paid the asking price .......
Was on a forum actually.
Those were the days........... cloud9: they told me....... whistle:
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Welcome Wacko. I have been out all day or would have welcomed you earlier. :thumbsup:
Driving round the perimeter of the grounds........ rubschin:
I had a car like that once cry:
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Welcome Whacko! Thumbs:
SteveK, can I see you in the office about your bar bill please? evil:
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We have an office eeek:
Or is that what is commonly referred to as the Gents rubschin:
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we're not even that posh, he means out back by the bins.
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We have an office eeek:
Or is that what is commonly referred to as the Gents rubschin:
Well, yes.... redface:
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angel1 I'll bring my big bag too. ;)
I'll have to be home by nine you know.
Welcome Other Steve I believe that we may have met elsewhere. Welcome to Wacko too.
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He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.
As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:
Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:
& he didn't to keep it !
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He's a great furry oaf and will make a nice rug one day.
As opposed to being a great big fat ogre what wears a filthy stained beige pullover, ginger, unkempt, unshaven face fungus'd, no socks and a mahoosive wobbly beer belly, that gets totally and obscenely FLEECED over a rancid flea ridden rug for 2 YES 2, correct, an eye watering 2 BASTARD UNBELIEVABLE EYE WATERING THOUSAND...yes you read that right...[TWO THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Shocked:
Still makes my bladder and contents, overflow with steaming rage that someone could actually be so flippant with money spent on what is in essence, and owld floor rag.. eeek: noooo:
& he didn't to keep it !
happy001
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Welcome Other Steve I believe that we may have met elsewhere. Welcome to Wacko too.
Ta
Yes we may have met - but please tell me that 'incident' with the spillt beer is all forgotten about now
BTW Please don't call me "Other Steve", will totally screw up that witness protection programme
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Welcome Other Steve I believe that we may have met elsewhere. Welcome to Wacko too.
Ta
Yes we may have met - but please tell me that 'incident' with the spillt beer is all forgotten about now
BTW Please don't call me "Other Steve", will totally screw up that witness protection programme
lol: lol: lol:
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Welcome Whacko! Thumbs:
SteveK, can I see you in the office about your bar bill please? evil:
Is this about the imported lagers and one Polish vodka on me promise? Ah, thought you didn't have any of those in stock and would not stoop to substituting cheap brit stuff.
AnywayI tried but I may have gone to the wrong office at the wrong place. The one I went to had a sign saying "Office closed today, auditions for Debbie does Nicosia".
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Welcome Other Steve I believe that we may have met elsewhere. Welcome to Wacko too.
Ta
Yes we may have met - but please tell me that 'incident' with the spillt beer is all forgotten about now
BTW Please don't call me "Other Steve", will totally screw up that witness protection programme
They don't call me elephant for nothing you know, now what was I saying? Ah yes I remember I knew I'de seen your face before.
Never again will I call you OS but you do have it in your signature you daft bugger. noooo: You should fit in just fine here. :thumbsup:
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Welcome Whacko! Thumbs:
SteveK, can I see you in the office about your bar bill please? evil:
Is this about the imported lagers and one Polish vodka on me promise? Ah, thought you didn't have any of those in stock and would not stoop to substituting cheap brit stuff.
AnywayI tried but I may have gone to the wrong office at the wrong place. The one I went to had a sign saying "Office closed today, auditions for Debbie does Nicosia".
Debbie does knickers here you say? eyes:
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I was mistaken. He was my great great uncle :thumbsup:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley)
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I was mistaken. He was my great great uncle :thumbsup:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley)
Err is this on the wrong thread Ginger nuts?
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. . Never again will I call you OS but you do have it in your signature you daft bugger. noooo: You should fit in just fine here. :thumbsup:
Ta twas in there as I wanted no deceptions. That sig will be history soon
Debbie does knickers happy001 no she doesn't
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I was mistaken. He was my great great uncle :thumbsup:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley)
So when Growler goes on about "Blowing a Hooley" . . . .
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I was mistaken. He was my great great uncle :thumbsup:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Terah_Hooley)
So when Growler goes on about "Blowing a Hooley" . . . .
;D ;D
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Welcome Whacko! Thumbs:
SteveK, can I see you in the office about your bar bill please? evil:
Is this about the imported lagers and one Polish vodka on me promise? Ah, thought you didn't have any of those in stock and would not stoop to substituting cheap brit stuff.
AnywayI tried but I may have gone to the wrong office at the wrong place. The one I went to had a sign saying "Office closed today, auditions for Debbie does Nicosia".
did you get the role you wanted?
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No, when I realised it was THAT sort of stuff going on I slunk away feeling Very Inadequate
Strange name for a girl that. What were Mr and Mrs Inadequate thinking about when they called their daughter Very
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No, when I realised it was THAT sort of stuff going on I slunk away feeling Very Inadequate
Strange name for a girl that. What were Mr and Mrs Inadequate thinking about when they called their daughter Very
The same thing the McCavity thought with their son Phillip..........
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And the Hunts calling their first born Michael
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Or the real one ............Austin Healey......(spelling?)......that rugger bloke......... noooo:
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Did we scare him off............ rubschin:
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Did we scare him off............ rubschin:
They can't all take the intellectual pace... Like wot we can.... noooo:
talking of intellectual - where is Darwin today....? rubschin:
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Did we scare him off............ rubschin:
They can't all take the intellectual pace... Like wot we can.... noooo:
talking of intellectual - where is Darwin today....? rubschin:
Did you over=charge Whacko........... noooo:
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Did we scare him off............ rubschin:
They can't all take the intellectual pace... Like wot we can.... noooo:
talking of intellectual - where is Darwin today....? rubschin:
Did you over=charge Whacko........... noooo:
MOI???? eeek:
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Did we scare him off............ rubschin:
They can't all take the intellectual pace... Like wot we can.... noooo: . .
True but I'm managing to hold on, seems I've got Senior Momentum now - corr
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Did we scare him off............ rubschin:
They can't all take the intellectual pace... Like wot we can.... noooo: . .
True but I'm managing to hold on, seems I've got Senior Momentum now - corr
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Did we scare him off............ rubschin:
They can't all take the intellectual pace... Like wot we can.... noooo:
talking of intellectual - where is Darwin today....? rubschin:
Darwin was here earlier ...............check uranus............ noooo:
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Did we scare him off............ rubschin:
They can't all take the intellectual pace... Like wot we can.... noooo:
talking of intellectual - where is Darwin today....? rubschin:
Darwin was here earlier ...............check uranus............ noooo:
Oh yes... redface: