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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on February 10, 2013, 07:52:32 PM
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It seems the wimmins need chocs and flowers and stuff. What do we men get out of this dumb festival? eh?
Will Foggy lavish attention on apey? No
Will Mrs G brush Growler? No
Will Miss D offer LoverBoy um......? No.
Will Mrs JOM pan fry something? No
Will Tipsy stop wriggling? No
It's unfair. cussing:
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Come to think of it Miss D will offer up loads of voddy and creme eggs noooo:
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Bugger off ...the Voddy and creme eggs are mine :thumbsup:
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Growler will get you a card Nick........ Thumbs:
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Bugger off ...the Voddy and creme eggs are mine :thumbsup:
I rest my case
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I am offering him a get out of jail free card by stating I want nothing :thumbsup:
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I am offering him a get out of jail free card by stating I want nothing :thumbsup:
Out of jail ......he fecked off out the country....... ;D
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I am offering him a get out of jail free card by stating I want nothing :thumbsup:
I'm getting in first
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Just in case like...
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Just because he is not in the country doesn't mean he can't organise a card and flowers etc. That is no excuse !
So just to clear matters up I have clarified I wish for nothing . And of course will be most disappointed if I actually get nothing ;D
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Just because he is not in the country doesn't mean he can't organise a card and flowers etc. That is no excuse !
So just to clear matters up I have clarified I wish for nothing . And of course will be most disappointed if I actually get nothing ;D
A match programme........... :thumbsup:
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Now wouldn't that be something to cherish.
Oh noes ....I am hoping for a weekend away at a later date whistle:
I am fine with him not being here ....I have made my own arrangements to go out for the night ;D
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Now wouldn't that be something to cherish.
Oh noes ....I am hoping for a weekend away at a later date whistle:
I am fine with him not being here ....I have made my own arrangements to go out for the night ;D
What the home leg in Manchester.......... :thumbsup:
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5th March .....its tragic how I have to plan anything round footy fixtures now but I am going to the theatre with the girls on that night :thumbsup:
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Now wouldn't that be something to cherish.
Oh noes ....I am hoping for a weekend away at a later date whistle:
I am fine with him not being here ....I have made my own arrangements to go out for the night ;D
What the home leg in Manchester.......... :thumbsup:
She missed it noooo:
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Now wouldn't that be something to cherish.
Oh noes ....I am hoping for a weekend away at a later date whistle:
I am fine with him not being here ....I have made my own arrangements to go out for the night ;D
What the home leg in Manchester.......... :thumbsup:
She missed it noooo:
Why do I bother .............. noooo:
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I will not stoop to your level whistle:
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Shocked:
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I will not stoop to your level whistle:
Nor mine?
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It seems the wimmins need chocs and flowers and stuff. What do we men get out of this dumb festival? eh?
Will Foggy lavish attention on apey? No
Will Mrs G brush Growler? No
Will Miss D offer LoverBoy um......? No.
Will Mrs JOM pan fry something? No
Will Tipsy stop wriggling? No
It's unfair. cussing:
Will you be seeing Mrs Nick?
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I will not stoop to your level whistle:
Nor mine?
Now that would require bending over backwards lol:
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I will not stoop to your level whistle:
Nor mine?
Now that would require bending over backwards lol:
Yeah...
Shocked:
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I fear the point of this important thread has been lost. I got f all from Mrs Nick ever noooo: But if I ignored the daft day it was serious penance. noooo:
I shall be there on the 15th but for other reasons.
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Who ever said life was fair ? whistle:
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Don't worry Miss D there is hope ..........
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:thumbsup:
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And so we wait with bated breath ... tunble:
In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker scared2:
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And so we wait with bated breath ... tunble:
In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker scared2:
It's coz of the breath........ rubschin:
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And so we wait with bated breath ... tunble:
In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker scared2:
Trying to sell you summat?
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And so we wait with bated breath ... tunble:
In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker scared2:
It's coz of the breath........ rubschin:
Pure alcohol angel1
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And so we wait with bated breath ... tunble:
In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker scared2:
Trying to sell you summat?
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Now THAT would be truly scary ... shocked003
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And so we wait with bated breath ... tunble:
In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker scared2:
Trying to sell you summat?
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Now THAT would be truly scary ... shocked003
You can trust him ..... he used to be a copper .................... Oh! redface: