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Title: Valentine's Day
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2013, 07:52:32 PM
It seems the wimmins need chocs and flowers and stuff. What do we men get out of this dumb festival? eh?

Will Foggy lavish attention on apey? No

Will Mrs G brush Growler? No

Will Miss D offer LoverBoy um......? No.

Will Mrs JOM pan fry something? No

Will Tipsy stop wriggling? No

It's unfair.  cussing:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2013, 08:02:19 PM
Come to think of it Miss D will offer up loads of voddy and creme eggs  noooo:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2013, 08:07:22 PM
Bugger off ...the Voddy and creme eggs are mine  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2013, 08:13:07 PM
Growler will get you a card Nick........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2013, 08:18:53 PM
Bugger off ...the Voddy and creme eggs are mine  :thumbsup:

I rest my case
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2013, 08:20:36 PM
I am offering him a get out of jail free card by stating I want nothing  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2013, 08:24:27 PM
I am offering him a get out of jail free card by stating I want nothing  :thumbsup:


Out of jail ......he fecked off out the country....... ;D
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Pirate on February 10, 2013, 08:25:30 PM

I am offering him a get out of jail free card by stating I want nothing  :thumbsup:

I'm getting in first

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Just in case like...

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Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2013, 08:27:47 PM
Just because he is not in the country doesn't mean he can't organise a card and flowers etc. That is no excuse !

So just to clear matters up I have clarified I wish for nothing . And of course will be most disappointed if I actually get nothing  ;D
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2013, 08:30:24 PM
Just because he is not in the country doesn't mean he can't organise a card and flowers etc. That is no excuse !

So just to clear matters up I have clarified I wish for nothing . And of course will be most disappointed if I actually get nothing  ;D

A match programme........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2013, 08:33:07 PM
Now wouldn't that be something to cherish.

Oh noes ....I am hoping for a weekend away at a later date  whistle:

I am fine with him not being here ....I have made my own arrangements to go out for the night  ;D
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2013, 08:35:23 PM
Now wouldn't that be something to cherish.

Oh noes ....I am hoping for a weekend away at a later date  whistle:

I am fine with him not being here ....I have made my own arrangements to go out for the night  ;D

What the home leg in Manchester.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2013, 08:37:28 PM
5th March .....its tragic how I have to plan anything round footy fixtures now but I am going to the theatre with the girls on that night  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2013, 08:39:11 PM
Now wouldn't that be something to cherish.

Oh noes ....I am hoping for a weekend away at a later date  whistle:

I am fine with him not being here ....I have made my own arrangements to go out for the night  ;D

What the home leg in Manchester.......... :thumbsup:

She missed it  noooo:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Now wouldn't that be something to cherish.

Oh noes ....I am hoping for a weekend away at a later date  whistle:

I am fine with him not being here ....I have made my own arrangements to go out for the night  ;D

What the home leg in Manchester.......... :thumbsup:

She missed it  noooo:


Why do I bother .............. noooo:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2013, 08:42:26 PM
I will not stoop to your level  whistle:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2013, 08:44:54 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Pirate on February 10, 2013, 08:54:07 PM
I will not stoop to your level  whistle:

Nor mine?
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Al on February 10, 2013, 08:55:51 PM
It seems the wimmins need chocs and flowers and stuff. What do we men get out of this dumb festival? eh?

Will Foggy lavish attention on apey? No

Will Mrs G brush Growler? No

Will Miss D offer LoverBoy um......? No.

Will Mrs JOM pan fry something? No

Will Tipsy stop wriggling? No

It's unfair.  cussing:

Will you be seeing Mrs Nick?
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2013, 08:57:31 PM
I will not stoop to your level  whistle:

Nor mine?

 Now that would require bending over backwards  lol:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Pirate on February 10, 2013, 09:00:01 PM
I will not stoop to your level  whistle:

Nor mine?

 Now that would require bending over backwards  lol:

Yeah...

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2013, 09:06:34 PM
I fear the point of this important thread has been lost. I got f all from Mrs Nick ever  noooo:  But if I ignored the daft day it was serious penance.  noooo:

I shall be there on the 15th but for other reasons.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2013, 09:08:42 PM
Who ever said life was fair ?  whistle:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2013, 10:09:34 PM
Don't worry Miss D there is hope ..........


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 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2013, 05:31:02 PM
And so we wait with bated breath ...  tunble:

In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker   scared2:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 05:33:38 PM
And so we wait with bated breath ...  tunble:

In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker   scared2:

It's coz of the breath........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2013, 05:36:01 PM
And so we wait with bated breath ...  tunble:

In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker   scared2:

Trying to sell you summat?
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Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2013, 05:37:28 PM
And so we wait with bated breath ...  tunble:

In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker   scared2:

It's coz of the breath........ rubschin:

Pure alcohol   angel1
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2013, 05:38:41 PM
And so we wait with bated breath ...  tunble:

In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker   scared2:

Trying to sell you summat?
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Now THAT would be truly scary ...   shocked003
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2013, 05:40:44 PM
And so we wait with bated breath ...  tunble:

In the unlikely event of my receiving one I can guarantee it'll be from a stalker   scared2:

Trying to sell you summat?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eirigi.org%2Fimages%2FJohn_stalker.jpg&hash=d95a90e0570366c5943cdfc198ebce41a6d2ca90)

Now THAT would be truly scary ...   shocked003

You can trust him ..... he used to be a copper .................... Oh!  redface: